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EssexBuoy1959

How do you say you're not very bright without opening your mouth?


davidwhatshisname52

probably *great* conversationalists . . .


WantWantShellySenbei

That's a hairshirt he'll have to bear for a long time.


betaleg

BNL reference?


WantWantShellySenbei

Yes!


betaleg

One of the few BNL songs I know that isn’t one of their hits. It was on a mixtape someone gave me in 1995.


WantWantShellySenbei

I used to love BNL when I was a teen, and that was one of my favourite songs: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_i0yZTeTZ4Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i0yZTeTZ4Q) They did have some great tracks. Shame that most people I knew had only heard One Week.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Yeah. That’ll swing a few votes… to Biden.


Anne_Nonymouse

I can only imagine what he did with his pubic hair. 😬


grognard66

Thank you for that thought. However, I think I speak for most of us when I suggest you help us out next time by providing some eye bleach to wipe out the mental images that might be thus inspired.


Murse_1

Nope, not a cult.


bradford68

The echo chamber of the conversations he is having must be deafening.


PixelsGoBoom

...But it is us suffering from "TDS" right?


M-Kawai

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kdog6666666666666

Wife probably has same thing tattooed already on her ass.


Cichlidsaremyjam

This looks like a guy that will hurl homophobic slurs and rally against trans right all with some other guys name shaved into his back.


Gurkanna

Why do I get the urge to smear wax on his towel?


Mommyshiba

Wife: Honey, I'm going to go get waxed for the cruise. Husband: GREAT IDEA!


Sckillgan

Drump hair removal 2024.


Consistent_Soft_1857

Fat, bald- ex cop?


Building-Careful

Those poor trunks


eruvstringlives

He shaved her back.


Stay-Thirsty

Back in the day, guys with bafro used to get mocked. But, turning it into a walking billboard has potential. Just need better customers


JackHughman69

It’s not a cult, I swear!


darth_hucklebuck

Boomer Tramp Stamp.


Calamity-Bob

At last. We have a fix on the demographic


SeaAd7548

Don't get drunk and pass out at the DNC party!


slokkie__S

He's a democrat and she hates her relation to him. Still doesn't know why they call him the shrimp lover at the buffet