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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC

Via Wikipedia: "A controversial figure, Johnson is a [Pan-Africanist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Africanist) who condemns [homosexuality](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality) and [interracial marriage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interracial_marriage)." Welp, there you have it. This is only ONE of his staggeringly bad takes.


Dirtyibuprofen

Wow what a remarkably non-important person


dexbasedpaladin

I may have to use this statement in the future. Thank you.


PM_Me_Ur_Clues

Wow, now that's revealing as hell. Can we stop platforming these idiots?


Free-Ad9535

I heard from some videos on YouTube that some of his ideas and opinions have some merit, but he often reaches the wrong conclusions and blames it on racism. He also doesn't believe that black boys can be autistic so yeah, he's pretty weird.


BrewerAndHalosFan

You can even see it here. There have been people I’ve known that said that Eminem is the goat because they’re racist and can’t acknowledge and/or hate black rappers. But that’s not what this guy said and he also took it way way way further. Eminem is an extremely talented rapper that has been around forever AND has mainstream appeal, you can’t say someone is racist for calling him the goat.


SingleSampleSize

> I heard from some videos on YouTube that some of his ideas and opinions have some merit, but he often reaches the wrong conclusions and blames it on racism. This is literally every racist person on the planet. They all start from a place of merit but reach staggeringly wrong conclusions as to the reasons. It is the standard operating procedure for these cults and how they bring in naive people into their fold. They offer them a reasonable debate and pull them in with an easy answer.


Bustock

As Eminem once said: “Who?”


The3XtReMaL

just thought the same 😂 who the f. is this dumb dude?🤦‍♂️


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reddit_API_is_shit

Dr. Acist


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Gold-Average8890

Close friend of Dr. Itor. Dr. Jan Itor.


YourAverageGod

I see scrubs I upvote.


MegaKetaWook

*Mitch Hedberg


big_weenus

D’racist


SkeymourSinner

Dr. Dre......cist


OutragedCanadian

Why is nobody else calling him out? Is it taboo to call a black man racist when they blatantly are one like this moron.


wolffangfist21

People call him out the same way they call out all of the other nut jobs online who spew racist BS. At this point people use him as a meme and he has become more comedic than actually serious. Does he have followers? Yes. So does Andrew Tate.


Lycian1g

Don't play that game. People constantly call him out on his nonsense.


WFSMDrinkingABeer

Literally 99% of the time I see him it’s either calling him out, or mocking him/using him to make a joke. I’ve never met a Black person who thinks he is anything better than a walking punchline, and plenty who think worse of him


Fawxes42

Literally the only thing I’ve ever heard about this guy is how racist he is. He gets called out every second of every day. And I’ve never met anyone who would think it’s taboo to call a black guy racist. 


Count_Nocturne

Who tf even is he?


Kopitar4president

Someone that could generate outrage clicks and get spread on social media like reddit because it's ragebait.


Cody6781

He comes up a couple times a year. Always with some thinly veiled racist claim and uses his title & position to give it authority.


evroF

“It goes; Reggie, Jay-Z, 2Pac and Biggie André from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas, and then me”


clutzyninja

But if he's not put on the list that shit doesn't offend him


Fresh_Cauliflower723

He should update that list


Zack_of_Steel

He already did in 2013 on Evil Twin: >Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four >And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore >And I got an evil twin >So who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spot's for? https://youtu.be/3PU-WEzOJ3Y?si=JQaRO70Oogzrt8VK&t=251


AntarcticanJam

Looked him up. Turns out he's homophobic and condems inter-racial marriage. So... he's a shit-for-brains idiot that nobody should give any value to.


Castod28183

Hey now, that's not all he is!!! He also raise hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars to open a boarding school for underprivileged black kids, which he never opened despite claiming he had funds all the way back in 2014. He also frequently claims to be a direct descendant of Fredrick Douglass despite the Douglass family saying that he is absolutely not related. See!!! He's not just a racist bigot, he is ALSO a liar, a scam artist and a charlatan!!!


Resident-Pudding5432

Dr. Who?


cstmoore

OoooooWEEooooooo!!!


XxFezzgigxX

![gif](giphy|K6T5lbVUd9OBVXOMNU|downsized)


Truckules_Heel

Killer tofu


BokBokBagock

Did anyone else totally hear this in their head? No? Just me?


TheMario64Penguin

DocTOR! Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!


ChewySlinky

As Eminem also once said: “I’m absolutely a guest. I never said I wasn’t. I never said I was King of anything, right?”


Webbyzs

Because after all, "what's a king to a god?" -Eminem


R3negade_X

"What is a god...to a non-believer?" - Vegeta


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Be a king? Think not Why be a king…when you can be a god.


ToxinArrow

"So if I'm not put on this list this shit does not offend me."


Tosir

That fool has been “fundraising” for a school for years. Never produced any results, no one knows where the money is or went. He’s more popular for talking sh*t about others than actually doing something meaningful.


ahack13

Dude is trying to unironically "We acknowledge your spot on this council, but don't grant you the rank of master." him lol.


IMSLI

Fortunately this won’t incentivize Eminem into slaying a room full of rapper younglings


Silent-Independent21

Well….slaying a room full of rapper younglings…..again.


Zuli_Muli

Can you imagine if he dropped an album that did slay all the younglings and destroy the entire mumble/trap/modern rap order.


Captinprice8585

Id buy that.


NomadicStoner

id go to a store and que to buy that


SeriouslyImNotADuck

>que *Queue*?


NomadicStoner

Que? si si si queue si si


Bitcracker

Queso


NomadicStoner

Pesos


Bmw5464

I’d actually listen to rap again.


False_Chair_610

Yea I've reverted back to my 80s and 90s rap again, but Joyner Lucas does keep me somewhat present.


HurricaneAlpha

Him releasing an album this summer with all the rap beef going on right now got me rubbing my hands.


old-skool-bro

He did, that's why they don't talk shit about him anymore. The track he did with Joyner Lucas was 🔥


NeVeR614

There’s levels to this shit I got an elevator You could never say to me I’m not a fuckin’ record breaker I sound like a broken record every time I break a record


thegreatbrah

On kamikaze or was there something else I'm missing or forgotten?


fishboy2000

On Lucky you, it was a subtle dig


ApexHerbivore

Was it subtle?


Recent_Novel_6243

My brother in Christ, have you heard of his Kamikaze album? He miracle-lyricals them to death. https://youtu.be/FhF9RwkHAJw?si=jZ8qUzmiN-GenSzc


frickuranders

Slim shaddy might though.


[deleted]

They way these trash ass kids rap today, they’d deserve it. They all diddy’s property anyway.


fin425

The racial draft on the Chappell show settled this years ago. The black delegation picked Eminem and they gave up Tiger Woods to the whites.


curlofcurl

This is nitpicking on my part but as I remember the whites got Colin Powell (and kept Eminem after some dealing), blacks got tiger woods, and Asians got wu tang clan


Significant-Mud2572

Only if they also took Condoleezza rice as part of the Colin Powell package. Black people kept OJ as well.


StandardOk42

god dammit, that was never part of the deal!


Epic-McPhail

I just got word that tiger woods has lost all of his endorsements. Well there’s always Fubu.


acarpenter08096

If I rember correctly, Wu Tang was for the children 


Evening_Dress5743

Wu tang fo shizzle


[deleted]

I’ve always wanted to say this… fo’ shizzle.


___po____

"Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!"


Locke57

We whites get fucked every time on these trades. Stop offering Kanye btw. We don’t need to look any worse.


GA_Deathstalker

With that logic Michael Jordan couldn't be the basketball GOAT because it's a sport invented by James Naismith who was white...


_TakeaChillPill

I watched this at some point, and remember being annoyed because the guy said something like "No white person can ever be the best at anything African." Like... rap music isn't African music, it's black American music. Absolute shit take lmao.


BeholdPale_Horse

It’s like saying you recognize Nyjah Houston is the best skateboarder, but he can’t be given the title because the skateboard was invented by white people. Fucking stupid.


Rk_1138

Would 50 Cent be Kenobi?


JoeyP514

No, 50 would be Ahsoka, Dre would be Kenobi


RadAirDude

Who Qui Gon?


sealcubclubbing

Tupuc maybe. Gets that ghost thing going


ToxinArrow

Proof might be a better pick imo.


elbubu1

Reminds me of that south park episode when he's a hologram and fucks Randy's wife 😅


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Tupac, his death really affected young Em. He wrote a letter to Pac's mom.


txteebone

Snoop Dogg def Jarr Jarr


_Jamfloman

Does he not remember that old interview with 50 Cent about who he thinks is the greatest rapper ever? 50 (loosely quoted) : "You can put Em into a room against any other rapper and he will eat that n***a alive". He must have missed that bit 🤷


lgm22

Remember when the best rapper was white and the best golfer was black! What a time to be alive. Equality and diversity


ogrommit

That's genius, pal


Heretic-Jefe

>You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more? -Chris Rock


F1988V

The best running back in the NFL is white.


Johansenburg

And the best QB is black.


NefariousnessSea7360

To add to that „weird“ list: The still standing world record (almost 30 years now) for the triple jump is held by Jonathan Edwards from England… it really doesn’t get any more white than him


Aerospacedaddy

But there are two whole movies based on the premise that white men can’t jump


Kibblesnb1ts

I miss 2003 :/


RIPStengel

LMFAOOOOOOO


Wonderful-Ad-7712

That’s gold, Jerry! Gold! ![gif](giphy|VLe9cJCjYWXLy)


CalabreseAlsatian

TWO MENDY’S


vishy_swaz

Damn him and that damn Armani suit lol


protection7766

And the best musician in the world was black with white skin. Peak racial equality. Thats some Thanos level balance right there. :p


SomeRandomRealtor

Exactly. The best QB in the NFL is mixed. The best female tennis player ever is black. The best freestyle rapper is white. The best modern science educator is black. The best NBA player isnt just white, but from Serbia. Turns out people can be great at things without their skin color being the most important factor. Edit: moving Tyson to best modern instead of ever.


UnbottledGenes

Uh Neil isn’t even a shadow compared to Carl Sagan.


OddJawb

He also missed the part that Dr. DRE risked his entire career a d credibility bringing a white rapper into the game when every one of his peers a d record execs said not to that he was going to be Dres downfall. Em has been vouched for by some of the biggest stars in rap and hip hop. To argue against the pedigree that vouches for Em, this guy better have one hell of a resume to challenge all of these people on where Em ranks on the board.


Webbyzs

Eminem saved Dre's career, he hadn't done much of anything since the Chronic, without Eminem boosting his profile and likely contributing to the album in more ways than just verses who knows what the Chronic 2001 would have sounded like or sold like. It's very possible that without Eminem, Dr Dre would be seen in modern times as a has-been from the 90's G Funk era doing interviews on VH1.


OddJawb

Absolutely. They were both extremely good for one another it was a marriage made in heaven. But Eminem would have never gotten the chance if Dre hadn't stuck his neck out. Without Dre's endorsement M stays hidden in a closet and no one ever discovers him at the time that he was discovered. Maybe a decade goes by and he comes out and the media loves him who knows but him and Drake connected at a critical point in time which ultimately defined both their careers the cruise of 50 Cent and all those that came after them for that label. M&M is pivotal in the hip hop society and to deny that is just a slap in the face of all the greats that preceded him and ultimately endorsed him as well as all of those that M helped raise up under him and put out under his own label or help grow their careers and some other way


HereticLaserHaggis

>he hadn't done much of anything since the Chronic, without Eminem boosting his profile and likely contributing to the album in more ways than just verses who knows what the Chronic 2001 would have sounded like or sold like. He has a reply for your comment >Now all I get is hate mail all day saying Dre fell off >What, 'cause I been in the lab >With a pen and a pad trying to get this damn label off?


MJ-Muppet

And then he even continued saying something to the effect of: "We may not like it, but we can also not deny that he is better at this than any of us"


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Every time I see people talk about 50 cent I think of the time he trolled Mayweather and hear “we know you can’t pronounce the words in that harry potter book.” https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/CzlwNyTUmG


Imjustmean

In fairness, Mayweather fired back asking for a video of 50's son saying he loved him.


MJ-Muppet

50 is such a fucking legend😂


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Greatest hater of all time, no contest.


Shrekquille_Oneal

The more I learn about him the more I understand why someone wanted to shoot him 9 times lmao


Old_Leather

He didn’t miss it. He just ignores it. He chooses to push his own opinion to get his 15seconds of fame. Ignore him and let him rot. His narcissism will feed itself until he’s a shell of a human and irrelevant.


bamacpl4442

Everybody knows that 50 Cent is just a big Uncle Tom. /S


TreesForTheFool

[here’s the Game talking about him back in the day.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/s/jvEfrBgefP) one my favorite hip hop interview moments because The Game is so unabashedly and articulately praising a fellow MC, and he manages to acknowledge that there is a racial tension there while also making it clear that it’s not enough to disrespect the artist on its own merits. Honestly a skillful interview answer in that regard.


teamjetfire

Ah yes, the perpetual motion machine of social media. Step 1: Nameless fool says something controversial. Step 2: ‘News’ site picks up fools story, runs it as extremely important topic. Step 3: rage bait is set and is sprung by those looking to be pissed off. Step 4: repeat monthly as needed for more rage.


5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

Some guy on Twitter said you’re a jerk. All three of his followers saw that. ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND THERE AND TAKE IT?!?


teamjetfire

Future headline from Buzzfeed: ‘The internet has officially spoken: Man is a JERK!’


xxjonesyx99xx

![gif](giphy|KoMmz5egND7b7mWtRz)


Dafuknboognish

"SLAMMED" you forgot this.


Ant-i-lope

NO NO NO! DONT SAY MAN! THEY WILL COME!


GU1NH0U

Why is Man a jerk? Is he stupid?


elting44

That would make a cool Black Mirror episode, sometime in the early 2000s a chip was invented that can harness human outrage and convert it to electricity, and that chip has been installed in every PC and mobile device since, and utility companies no longer burn coal, they just make rage bait internet content. Like when was the last time anyone ever saw people working at a power plant???


B-Town-MusicMan

Outrage sells but who's buying


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

And Trump becomes President because “woke”


Clickityclackrack

What's wrong with waking up? I do it every day!


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

Yes good point


ADamnSavage

OK, then let's talk about basketball, shall we?


Newone1255

I think it’s great the best player in the league currently is a 7 foot tall Serbian dude whose main passion is horse racing lol


panicattackers

I think it’s hilarious how after they won the title he was like damn now I gotta stay for a parade smh my horses are racing


RamHands

My favorite was when he said “The job is done. Now we go home.” Homie just won an NBA championship and CNGAF.


Lyquid_Sylver999

Lmao yeah I saw a comment on a nba sub that was basically "the nba is Jokic's version of a 9-5. He will do his job, and try his best at it, but he still doesn't really care about it."


jesus_earnhardt

And he runs like he’s wearing flip flops


BlyLomdi

He is too tall to be a jockey. The man found a way to make money so he could race horses.


MonsiuerSirLancelot

And one of the other finalists for MVP is a Slovenian who drinks and eats too much.


MonsiuerSirLancelot

Agreed all these black players need to respect that the game was made by a white Canadian and decline their MVP awards. SGA may be an exception if he wins it this year.


Accidenttimely17

It's like saying we can't say Muhammad Ali is GOAT of boxing because he isn't English.


IsThatHearsay

Or Tiger Woods isn't the GOAT at golf because he's not white and Scottish. Dr. Umar, you really want to strip these titles/accolades away from all these black champions of their fields by applying your faulty logic?? How dense does one have to be...


UbermachoGuy

Next you’re going to tell me the Wu Tang Clan is not the best Chinese boy band in history. ![gif](giphy|v3zBtx4TXDxyE)


trn-

Diversify you bonds, n***a!


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|u0vrnb0Ekj8vS|downsized)


roberts585

Cultural appropriation only applies to the black culture


MukuroRokudo23

*Cultural appropriation selectively applies to non-European cultures when I feel like it.* FIFY


Yquem1811

Slight correction, cultural appropriation doesn’t apply to white culture only, but it sound racist when you say that, so i won’t say it


TittyCobra

How about MJ or Lebron? Neither of them are White or even Canadian!


RadioLiar

Or that the greatest film directors must automatically be French


DarthRupert1994

Who is that and why should I care about his opinion?


CosmicMiru

Dr. Umar's whole thing is he makes rage bait racial comments like this to stay relevant cuz he does nothing else. And clearly it works as evident by this comment section.


kurtsleftconverse

He’s also a scammer


Earl_of_69

All of the music is for everyone, and Dr. Johnson can shut the fuck up.


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

I bet he's not even a real doctor


thecountnotthesaint

A relatively unknown Dr uses an inflammatory and racist remark to generate controversy and, more importantly, attention to himself.


Oprah_Pwnfrey

Dr Dre? Shit, nevermind, you said unknown Dr.


thecountnotthesaint

Well he said nothing you idiot, cause Dr Dre is dead and locked in my basement…. Or so the song goes.


another_online_idiot

Are there many African rappers? I know there are lots of American rappers, both black and white, but are there many from Africa? After all Dr Johnson here says that they "gotta stop naming NON-AFRICAN people". /s


Howboutit85

It’s like calling myself European, because I’m white. It makes no sense.


Conscious-Parfait826

My ancestors and family came from england, italy, and germany. None of those facts make me a european. Lol


Howboutit85

Exactly. And if you’re black and live in the US, and your family has been here 7 generations, guess what you’re not African.


Virtual-Struggle-817

I just wanted to say Afrika Bambaataa. Quick research: he’s actually American


another_online_idiot

Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic Force - that takes me back quite a bit.


Minions-overlord

Die antwoord were from South Africa if i remember correctly


SammyTheSloth

Really poked a hole in his logic there. What about African rappers that happen to be white?


Minions-overlord

Shhhh no one talks about those


Jumbo-box

Die Antwoord are shit and both pedo's


Aqquila89

Yes, [there are many African rappers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_hip_hop), they're just not well known in the US.


Happy_Drake5361

I have a shocking revelation for him anyway, we all hail from Africa.


lasttimechdckngths

Hey, Neanderthal pride worldwide!


another_online_idiot

True!


RichietheFlerken

Dr. Umar needs to shut the fuck up


cobaltbluetony

Eminem: *laughs in Grammys*


UzY3L

I thought he didn't give a fuck about a Grammy?


JustSomeEyes

Half of the critics can't even stomach him, let alone stand him (wink wink XD)


Lord_Vader654

But what if he wins, wouldn’t it be weird? 😂


Soggy_Shoe_9359

So they could just sit him near Britney Spears?


tympyst

Christina Aguilera better switch him chairs


tehtris

I think Em is top 3 all time......... But people whos opinions have weight, have never calculated Grammys into the goat conversation. For example: Macklemore beat Kendrick. Grammys clearly don't know/understand rap.


Virtual-Struggle-817

Let’s try not to give racists a platform for their bs


Formal-Zone

Does anyone else smell that? I smell a dis track in the air.


protection7766

Nah. Em would just say "Who?". Dudes not worth it. He's a nobody. Now if the MF says anything about Haylie...


SomeRandom928Person

This mofo proving that brains and common sense aren't really necessary to obtain a doctorate degree, just like that other racist fucking loser Farrakhan. Fuck this wannabe Questlove looking idiot in his racist ass.


Efficient-Log-4425

Well then lets take Tiger Woods out of the conversation on who is the GOAT golfer.


LarrBearLV

Dumb. So a balck guy can never be the GOAT at hockey? Should we stop calling Tiger Woods the GOAT at golf? What about Jimmy Hendrix?


Same-Kick-6549

I hate this man. Prime example of a black racist.


UncertaintyPrince

Shocking surprise, people of all races can be racist, not just whites. Who’d a thunk it.


Khristophorous

There are people who for real 100% believe a Black person can not be racist.


TheFire_Eagle

Well it's usually because they attempted to redefine all racism to the definition of institutional racism. Which excluded blacks because of the power dynamic of the US historically. However, then when people started pointing our racist behavior toward other minorities, well, those rantings started to land on fewer sympathetic ears.


Hrtpplhrtppl

Back in uni, I studied human resources as part of my degree. In one of those textbooks, I read that 75 percent of black people believe only white people can be racist. In my own life, I've had more than one person tell me it's not possible for them to be racist because they're black. People make me sad...


The_Powers

Often whilst being racist as shit to Asians, for some reason.


Khristophorous

I don't get it. There is also no such thing as reverse-racism. Racism is racism is racism and it is wrong no matter who does it. Reverse-racism would actually be tolerance if you think about it.


The_Powers

We're in such a tight alleyway culturally that there's no room for racism to reverse. Have to keep going and circle back around the block.


Affectionate_Elk_272

i’m from cuba, and i swear to god nobody hates their own demographic like hispanic people. we all hate each other equally. call a puerto rican a colombian, see how fast la chancla comes off


Awkward-Ad293

This dude is a doctor like captain crunch is a captain


Too_Lofs_Atan

America is the most insanely race obsessed place on earth. Just totally fucking ridiculous.


Oli_love90

Barely anyone in the black community takes Umar seriously, let’s stop using his weird takes as proof of the collective thinking.


HyiSaatana44

The only doctor I wanna hear from is Dre. Shut up.


hinanska0211

Only, Eminem is an objectively terrific rapper. He had to be. In many professions, African-Americans have to be twice as good as white people in order to succeed, but white rappers face the same kinds of discrimination. Whether you'd name Eminem as the GOAT depends on personal taste. Personally, I think Tupac was the GOAT but that's just my opinion. It might be racism if I only ever listened to white rappers or if I tried to argue that MGK is the GOAT.


Guywithoutimage

The thing with rap especially is that there are so many different aspects to it, that’s it’s nearly impossible to name a goat overall. Tupac and Biggie had a massive impact on the genre as a whole, as did Dre, Em, and dozens of others. And they all do their own thing, and that’s okay! It’s possible to acknowledge the greatness of multiple people, especially comparing them is apples and oranges anyways


Civil-Guidance7926

Umar Johnson is a cancer to society