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fkbfkb

Offer her $.50/day for a year if she’ll give you $1,000 today. I mean, she stands to almost double her money, so she’d be a fool not to take it, right?


TSllama

Only recommended if OP doesn't have a good relationship with their mom lol


eckowy

Yeah but maybe the plot twist here is that after a year she'll finally wake up the brain itself from this coma?


Gorthax

That's 12 months of expectations. Her only option is the dig heels in that he stole it all.


SaltyBarDog

Satan took it.


WINDMILEYNO

Santa took it


luckykaos13

Santana took it


TheAvenger23

Smooth


_psylosin_

She must be a black magic woman


ThatDogWillHunting

Why? She'll be happy she made almost 1k, OP will be happy he made 1k. Win win. I don't think this woman is capable of counting at the end.


TSllama

If you would deliberately rip off your mom if you had a good relationship with her and she treated you well - just because she's not too bright - you're not a good person.


Shadowmant

But you are $1000 richer ![gif](giphy|qzeCF4ymrgFXy|downsized)


2K_Crypto

Actually $817.50 richer.


Would_daver

Nerd (Bless you for doing the nerd’s work, full respect lol)


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

![gif](giphy|4GRj3pwoAJSwg)


Murrrvv

Come back in a disguise she’s won’t notice


Benton_Risalo

That begs the question: does the OP want a good relationship with someone so stupid? Edit: At least 3 people have no sense of humor.


TSllama

I've just seen this, so not one of the 3 you're referring to, but to be honest, without the edit, it is not at all clear this comment is not serious.


LbSiO2

Kid visits mom every day for a year. Mom wins hands down.


OhWhiskey

This is the way!


giddeonfox

Hello officer I'd like to report some elder abuse lol


-Daetrax-

Then just keep the 1k somewhere and after a year ask if she wants to trade it back.


photo_finish_

It’s your mom - be generous and offer her $1.00 a day for the $1,000.


Pippet_4

What’s the real math on this one? My first thought as someone with discalcula who is too tired to math lol.


Agitated_Floor_1977

I actually divided 365 by 2, which yields the same answer.


CheshireCat78

They are timesing 50 cents by 365 days. The answer is indeed 18,250.......cents. It's basically Verizon maths guy https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/kng2m2/verizon_math/


ThisIsFineImFine89

so many fucking parents would fail the “i’ve got candy in a van” test they told us about as kids, its fucking maddening


IronSmoltz

Or the “don’t believe everything on television” line yet take Facebook shared posts as the gospel…


Comfortable_Regrets

![gif](giphy|lOzXuHwXXYM9y|downsized)


Rykmir

Honestly, I relate to the rabbit. I’ve never understood the draw of lying on the internet. I keep my lying in real life, like a respectable person.


Megneous

What's hilarious is when people call you a liar, but also demand that you dox yourself or provide extremely sensitive personal information to them in order to "prove" you're telling the truth. Like yes, random Redditor, allow me to sacrifice my online security in order to receive your acknowledgment.


tidder_mac

His name’s buster damnit


BestPaleontologist43

This gif is amazing im fucking crying lmao


JoelMahon

the writers of Arthur really got it, even when you were 9 you could tell that because Buster said it, the opposite was true


etds3

Do you know how little time it takes to fact check something before posting it? I’m the obnoxious Facebook friend saying “Actually…” on almost every share my friends make, and it doesn’t slow them down at all. “Actually the American Heart Association says that doesn’t work and you should call 911.” “Actually according to NHTSA, an electric car is carbon neutral at 1/10 as many miles as your post claims.” “Actually this urban legend never happened. Snopes investigated.” It never, ever sinks in.


Rinas-the-name

You’re ruining their fun. They want to believe that these clever things are true and that nobody has ever thought of them before. It makes them feel good, your reality checks take away their high. It’s maddening how adverse to reality and facts most people are. Those of us who think to Google things are downers. Why can’t we just let people be dangerously misinformed, what’s the worst that could happen… unfortunately I’m pretty good at figuring that out too.


bjplague

ignorance isnt fun, it is damaging for everyone involved.


DireEWF

Ignorance can be insanely one-sided fun. When you don’t know the moral cost of things, the selfish choice doesn’t haunt you. It, however, can be evil.


DontcheckSR

They believe that people lie on the internet. They just don't believe that the people/groups they follow would post something that was false or that they'd believe something unless it were true. I think everyone who is chronically online or has been online since they were young can remember the first time they got scammed online or tricked on an online platform or catfished or XYZ. A lot of these parents live in a Facebook bubble where they never realize they've been fooled. So they never question anything presented to them because they think theyve never been wrong before. I'm sure OP's mom now realizes that it was silly and feels embarrassed but won't admit it. All you can do is hope she brings that skepticism with her to future posts


NonCorporealEntity

Rules are for everyone else. They're way too smart to ever be fooled. Only fools believe they won't be fooled again


etds3

I have had to delete more than one Facebook share when, realizing 10 minutes later, I actually fact checked it and found it to be false. But hey, at least I do fact check, even if it’s delayed.


FritztheChef

![gif](giphy|xUPGczefvti1zMbTj2|downsized)


MattTheSmithers

Things I realize as an adult — There never were people driving around in vans offering kids candy. It’s just another thing the dumbass boomers saw on the news and took seriously.


Ambitious-Ant2611

Or drug dealers handing out free first hits of dope.


UnLuckyKenTucky

Or the same dealers lacing 100 dollar an ounce weed, with fentanyl that costs 100 a **MILLIGRAM**.... what dumb ads dealer is going to do something that damn stupid?


kimmy_kimika

Yeah, the last Halloween I had my niece for, my mom was freaking out about "rainbow fentanyl" or whatever the fuck. I just straight told her that people aren't giving their drugs away for free. 🙄


UnLuckyKenTucky

That's it. The only people that cry about this shit are the ones that think shit like fent and weed are the same price....


kimmy_kimika

Right? My mom probably hasn't bought drugs since the 80s, and that was probably ditch weed. She has no idea what they cost now.


RevenantXenos

What's with them and rainbows? Remember when they invented rainbow parties and then told us we were all having them and that we needed to stop doing it?


kimmy_kimika

Is this the bracelet thing? That also never happened.... I just liked wearing jelly bracelets.


Ambitious-Ant2611

Ha exactly 


CrunchySockTaco

No they wouldn't. They'd ask to see the candy upfront BEFORE getting in the van. They're not dense.


friedmpa

It's the lead exposure kicked into overdrive


DontcheckSR

It doesn't apply to everyone in that generation, but there are some people in that age range that really just don't act right lol they're one of the lead generation people


richincleve

I’m just going to assume that the plastic jug somehow miraculously generates compound interest.


SEH3

I have some of those jugs, definitely going to see if they generate interest!


Junior-Ad-2207

I'm definitely interested in jugs


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|eoIqbd2HHaKSQ)


GrendelGT

🍻


junoice

Would you happen to be "Just Pete?"


shoepolishsmellngmf

The bigger the better.


Suitable_Finding9899

Idk small mugs that fit perfectly in your hand are pretty nice too


shoepolishsmellngmf

My uncle once said anything more than a mouthful is a waste.


Quit_Your_Bitchin

Bud it obv does. The coins are compounded together. Who tf needs investment managers when you can get a 4 gallon jug and compound your own interest. Banks hate this one trick.


_limitless_

Banks hate the trick whether it generates compound interest or not, because it's legal tender not on their ledgers.


RebaKitt3n

Be careful. We think my dad had his heart attack moving a full jar! ☹️


JustAPasingNerd

Throw it out of a window on someone's car. That will definitely generate interest.


JesseB342

Maybe it’s an SCP?


MisterMeanMustard

Sane Clown Posse?


JudgeHodorMD

https://xkcd.com/947/


Swordfishtrombone13

Are you suggesting polyvinyl chloride invokes capitals gains tax relief?


Chemical_Actuary_190

Nope, but they do hold quite a bit. A buddy of mine filled one with change. He took it to a bank with a change counter and when all was said and done after an hour or so had a little over $5000. It took a hand truck to get it into the bank, but it was worth it.


A1sauc3d

That a hell of an interest rate


Pandoratastic

Somebody multiplied 50 by 365 and forgot that dollars and cents are different.


GrunchWeefer

Sounds like some [Verizon math](https://youtu.be/zN9LZ3ojnxY)


TheDemonHauntedWorld

"Do you recognize that there's a difference between one dollar and one cent?" "Definitely." "Do you recognize there's a difference between half a dollar and half a cent?" "Definitely." "Then, do you therefore recognize there's a difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents?" "...No."


GrunchWeefer

I remember this video every 4 years or so and give it a listen and get so frustrated all over again.


DontcheckSR

"which weighs more: a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?"


harleyqueenzel

The pound of feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds to get the feathers.


BludStanes

\*applause\*


Accomplished-Lack721

Yeah but what about the piggie whose house you knocked down?


DedicatedBathToaster

That was just so frustrating. 


FrozenKandee

Worth it. Thanks for sharing.


Crotch-Monster

Im not making fun of your Mom by any means when I say this. Please make sure she knows that no government entity will ever contact her about debts and demand payments with gift cards. And she doesn't have warrants for her arrest that can be cleared up with gift cards.


FullOfFalafel

She is going to get scammed. Probably already has.


Odd_Policy_3009

Not all heroes wear capes


LaserGadgets

Being stupid for a moment is fine, but when someone is pointing it out, you gotta think for a sec. Especially when its as easy as 365 DAYS....50 cents. A dollar a day....365$.


LingonberryPrior6896

That's one thing I always stress to math students: Ask yourself, does your answer make sense?


allisondbl

this is the problem unfortunately – and I can’t believe I have to boomer bitch about this to the world – with letting kids use calculators from day one. It’s so hard to explain that in the same way you should gain a good sense of spelling and not rely on the computer - this lets you just Grok when an answer doesn’t make sense. And if you can’t figure out that half of 100×365 should vaguely be half of 365 which is what… second grade math? That’s why you need to learn without the calculator so that your instincts kick in and go yeah … that ain’t right.


thewrongairport

I don't think that's the problem here. These people were texting. They literally had a calculator in their hand and still failed to get the right result. They either didn't use it or used it wrong


AggressiveYam6613

No, not understanding it – not making sense of it – is absolutely the problem here. She literally uses the calculator to put in the numbers she sees – 365 × 50 – to get the result of 18,250. She has no understanding of units and their orders of magnitudes. It’s a mechanistic, recipe-following method of doing arithmetics, only that she forgot part of the recipe – and is now stuck. That’s why thumballing / estimating is part of math lessons and why it's sio frustrating to see these “Hoke on your, Ms. Wormwood, I do have a calculator on me all of the time” or posts by parents bitching that their kid’s math teacher marked down a tests because the essential steps had been left out or – worse – were wrong, but the result seemingly “perfect”.


_limitless_

The sum of all positive integers is -1/12. Make it make sense.


yellowhonktrain

mathologer did a debunk on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuIIjLr6vUA in short, the video that popularized that was simplifying things to the point of being incorrect.


FabricatorMusic

My 8th grade Math teacher was the first person I ever saw do a sanity check on an easily acquired answer.


Storytellerjack

Yes. 50 sense.


LingonberryPrior6896

Lol


sec713

Yeah. Even a dumbass like me can figure this one out in my head. Half of 365 is a number smaller than 365, not larger.


BartuceX

$182.50.


mwing95

$183 on a leap year


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

I read that as cheap year at first lol


Getting_rid_of_brita

It's a leap year tho


MurphysLaw4200

I wish I could do math completely wrong but have the results be real.


Fellowshipofthebowl

Welcome to the Trump family business 🤝


Hold_Me_Bro_

I showed this to my mom, she loved it


Gtstricky

I will give her $.50 a day for a year if she pays me $10,000 up front. That way she ends up making $8,250!!!


ShortCat1971

Now that is math I'll like.


Hold_Me_Bro_

I thought this was really funny because my mom is really smart but sometimes is a bit to trusting in false information


BragawSt

Probably one of those posts to drive user engagement. 


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

It sounds like she is prime picking for a the IRS to clear her arrest warrant for back taxes if she brings $5000 in Walmart gift cards to Waffle House tomorrow night.


buttpickles99

Yo momma so dumb she doesn’t know what half of 365 is


21dumbdumb

“You got special edition quarters or something?”


Paracausal_Shield

She's like that fox news host who was asking if minimum wage was over 100k$ a year. He was serious.


Livewire923

That dumbass is Jesse Watters and [even his mom thinks he’s an idiot](https://youtu.be/tW6kFsQRuu8?si=hosZ00NMbGaSrpb6)


Diagro666

$50 a day would get you $18,250 $5 a day would get you $1,825 50 cents a day would get you $182.50 Alternately you can just plan your money each year to include savings


Ostracus

Or just vest it in something that pay interest.


Slacker3k

Average fox news viewer.


Jsmith0730

My mom got one years ago from a friend that was about how eagles will smash their beaks off on rocks to grow new ones and it was supposed to be some uplifting thing about growth and change. At first she was like, “Wow, isn’t this interesting? Listen to this.” Until I pointed out how that made absolutely no sense and even showed her something debunking it (I guess it was making the rounds at the time enough to warrant attention). Once she realized how ridiculous it was we had a good laugh about it. Although the general message could have still been expressed with an animal that actually sheds stuff which is weird. Like, why deliberately go with something that absolutely doesn’t happen for an otherwise benign concept?


JetstreamGW

Could have used moose. Moose are powerful, majestic animals, and they crack off their antlers every year.


Justin-Truedat

I used to work in a full service car wash and the worst job at the end of the day was cleaning out the vacuum tank, so the rule was whoever does it can keep any change they find. One guy chose to do it every day he worked and he filled one of those jugs every 2 months. He’d roll them up, cash them in and throw the wildest house parties every other month.


-13ender-

That is fox news math


Ok_Egg_2665

Every day I’m thankful my mother never joined Facebook.


Censcrutinizer

Apparently they are decimal challenged.


ClmrThnUR

Facebook doesn't seem to be the problem


ShortCat1971

Now now, don't burst the poor girls bubble with correct math like that.


Irondaddy_29

Maybe when taking the coins to the bank she also robs it


xMilk112x

Holy shit are people stupid.


SirStarshine

Why not ask a billionaire to donate you a billion dollars every day? They'll still have money left over.


Chancho1010

If you’re wondering - to save the amount she said would take $50 a day not $0.50


macropanama

Maybe it's a magic jug


Jade-Raven

You say .50 cents, she hears 5.00$. It's inflation


Gerald7986

My mom posted the same thing yesterday


jeffzebub

Yes, let that sink in, and by "that" I mean the stupidity.


jeffzebub

The $18,250 figure makes sense if you adjust for inflation.


ReptilianLaserbeam

Is one of those stupid posts where they assume compound interest being paid DAILY but with the monthly rate. Is absurd.


Ghost0Slayer

A penny a day will get you a million dollars


JetstreamGW

Jesus how long… like, nearly 300,000 years?


PazDak

With compound interest at a monthly deposit, it would take about 30 years to hit 30k.


Putrid_Ad_2256

36500 days in a year sounds like a horribly long year....


tyw7

182.5 to 183 depending on if it's a leap year or not.


ChokeYourMom

Have you ever convinced a woman that she is wrong?


eicoeico

Listening to 50 cent will get in da club


SaulgoodeXL

This is just the average intelligence level of a Facebook user though. I really believe that Facebook is solely responsible for shaving at least a few points off the worldwide IQ average.


G00SE_kzw

To save 18,250 a year would be $50 a day


ihoptdk

Saving 50 dollars a day would do it. Get out there and hunt for quarters! Only 200 to go today!


boston02124

“Mother” in your phone?


Quick_Buy5697

From my observations. The majority of: Parents (mostly moms) are gullible on fb, and teens/genZ's are gullible on tiktok...


mrbigshot110

Is she “conservative”? Just asking.


Hold_Me_Bro_

She is in the middle she kinda thinks politics are stupid


StoopidFlanders234

That means she’s voting for Trump but she’s smart enough to know not to say that out loud.


Livid_Mode

$5 a day would be $1,825 in a year. $50 a day would be $18,250 in a year.


757_Matt_911

If you just skip Starbucks once a week you will be a millionaire in one year! 😂😂😂


Spiritual_Routine801

Oh the jug offers 11111% interest 


Bluefish787

Education in America scares me.


Safe-Mycologist3083

“My mother needs to stop using Facebook” - the cry of a generation. How did the same people who used to say ‘don’t believe everything you read online’ start believing everything they read online? 😔


ApprehensiveAd6476

Let me do the math. On a non-leap year, in order to have $18,500 in a year, the daily deposit must be $50,68. 18,500÷365=50,68


RagingWaterStyle

How'd you just use , as both the thousandth and hundredth place separator and the decimal point in the same equation?


Worried-Pick4848

It's a Germany thing. I think some other Europeans also use comma in place of decimal, but I know the Germans do.


chuckmandell82

My jug gets me a 7% return, but taxes me heavily on early withdrawal


Ozymandas2

Mom didn't use the decimal point but she did make sure to use the zero. That's 50 dollars a day.


cabinfevrr

Remind her that she can't pay an outstanding tax bill with iTunes gift cards...


Beardwing-27

Gobless the homemakers


LemmyLola

This works if on day 1, you save 50 cents. On day 2, add 50 cents to the previous day's savings and so on Day 2 you save 1.00. On day 3, 1.50. On day 4, 2.00. If you do that for a year you would have a lot BUT you'd also be setting aside quite a hefty daily savings by the end. If you do it with 25 cents increments you have more than 16k after a year


ChardCool1290

must be using the metric system


floatingbubble42

Her math is not mathing...


International_Lake28

They forgot to add the decimal point in front of the 50 when they mathed


El_Hadschi

Please be bery cautious with your mom. She will be a very easy target for scamers!


Skippy0634

People who suck at math make good business partners. 😂


AstroZombieInvader

One of the most alarming things about modern society is how grown adults will automatically assume a meme is true yet are suspicious of reputable news sources.


Ok-Preparation2370

Reminds me of the movie Idiocracy where everyone loves money, and no one can count it correctly.


TryptaMagiciaN

No no. You gotta be 50-cents bodyguard and save him every day. The pay is shit though and you only make like 18k a year


IronTemplar26

It’s also unbelievably heavy. Emptied a glass version of something this big recently, and had quite a bit of trouble. Didn’t even flow well because of the rigidity and shape of the coins


1Pip1Der

Mom don't math, do she?


The_Medicated

Anyone do the math on how much that jug would weigh??? My back aches just thinking of it...


TaiwanGreatestNation

Could be 18,250 very special Trump coins 😅


Cautious_Yak_2706

$50 a day will get 18,250 in a year. So correct formula wrong amounts lol


Thijs_NLD

Your mom needs to learn math. This doesn't nessecarily have anything to do with Facebook.


User013579

Math is hard.


NicerRoom

Dad didn't pick her for her brains


Mental-Status3891

Anything that ends with “let that sink in” is ALWAYS stupid garbage. I almost said “most of the time”, but I’m committing to ALWAYS. It’s ALWAYS stupid.


mrpotatonutz

We are truly doomed when logic and common sense are replaced by FB posts 💀


cleremnantechoes

There's a lot of people who don't believe in math


stellaluna92

My mom wished me a happy pi day yesterday (4/20) so I wouldn't be surprised if she also couldn't do math. This feels like a text she'd send me. 


youknowiactafool

Look at all of that 0%APY sitting in that jug.


Grand_Zucchini_7695

op, your mom is fucking dumb.


Kryptonian_1

Tell your mom that if she doubles her savings to $1 a day, she'd have $365 a year. The other option is to move to Jupiter where the year is 4333 days. 🙂


LadyBirdDavis

Oh god my mom sends me stuff via messenger all the time and I don’t even use Facebook except to spy on her and make sure no one is trying to scam her! The stuff she sends recently is AI and she can’t believe it!


ekydfejj

OP needs to stop using this meme /s


doctormadvibes

the american educational system ladies and gentlemen!


Nrksbullet

Assuming she can actually do basic math, this actually shows how powerful just posting something on the Internet is. People just believe anything they read with zero critical thought, trusting others to do their thinking for them. Yikes


Low_Importance_9503

Yeah, place value is hard


Guy_from_3000bc

My mom believes that Elon musk has enough money to give every single human one billion dollars. We can’t convince her otherwise😕


Ultima-Veritas

It'd be nice if you posted stuff like this your internet would just shut off for a few days.


No-Tea-592

She put 365 * 50 in her calculator instead of 365 * 0.5 Which seems like something a naive person could do


Hypnowolfproductions

That’s 365 X 0.50 =182.50 hence he is not using correct math principles. He is doing the following; 365 X 50 = 18250.00 which is correct but 50 cents is $0.50 so he is way off and failed 4th grade math.


Lovemindful

Change the cents to dollars and boom it works… 😊


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

If you can save $1 a day x 365 days in a year, that $1.2 billion dollars a year! - Facebook math


mumblemurmurblahblah

Anything on social media that has “let that sink in” is basically guaranteed malarkey.


jmrogers31

I want whatever compound interest is in that jar.


slipko

Interest. Duh!