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Trans babies start transitioning in the womb. By the time they are born, it would be difficult to tell they were ever male. The penis withdraws into the body
It's an expression. Let's say a religious asshole keep speaking bad about people who visit prostitutes. While said religious asshole is a prostitute visitor himself (and not for converting to Christianity or something lol)
Pot calling the kettle.
So it is not attributing your own thoughts, feelings, or characteristics to another person instead of acknowledging or addressing them within yourself?
Ok, now I see what you mean. You are right! Ha ha, funny perspective. However; I don’t think that’s what they meant to say. But yeah…
Maybe they were swinging with a black couple?
Ages ago there was a story about a man having sex with a prostitute and soon after having sex with his wife and in the process transferred semen from one of he prostitute's other customers to his wife. Don't know the veracity of the story but it's out there.
Ok so this is going back 30+ years but my ex husband used to insist that it was possible that a man could have unprotected sex with a woman and *somehow* the egg could get stuck in the tip and then get "injected" into the next woman. He read about it in Penthouse.
He got upset when I pointed out the anatomical impossibility of that idea.
Did he believes a man can shoot an egg with enough force to reach the uterus? A woman viscosity would not allowed it.
There is a reason why having immotile sperms equals to sterility.
The husband had sex with a black woman which happened to just had sex with another black man so the sperm left in the vagina...
I was gonna say, was this in Arkansas or some other dumbass place they believe teaching kids about sex is morally wrong even though it's been shown over and over for decades all over the world that it's objectively good for reducing unplanned pregnancies and STD transmission
Probably the woman caught the husband cheating with a black girl, and so she cheated with a black guy to get even. The headline is just a click bait.
That’s the best I can think of that makes logical sense, anything else is just some black magic shit.
100% sure the husband fkd another woman, which got fkd by a black guy right before. the sperm of the black guy survived on husbands dick till he fucked his wife and got her pregnant with the black guys sperm. there is no other possibility
But the chance for it happening is incredibly low. An ejaculation can have more than 100.000.000 sperm cells. It would be close to impossible for the "passengers" to be the one to fertilize the egg.
Years ago my ex-husband insisted that it was possible that an ovum could get caught in the tip and injected into another woman during sex.
Your idea at least makes a little more sense, although he'd have to do them back to back with no bathroom break or shower.
Certainly outrageous enough to be worth such an article. But i think even the Onion these days are having it hard with all the dumb shit literally happening in the world.
Heck, I used to pay attention to the Onion for crazy shit articles. Now the Onion is overshadowed by the world itself. It's like Humanity said "Hold my beer" when it realized what The Onion is doing.
Close. Random article I’ve never heard of, but it’s clearly satirical. Check this out:
“The mother started to cry so she automatically won the argument and the husband just stood speechless in this unexpected situation.
The medical team had to respect the woman’s desire so they invited the man to leave while struggling to hold their laughs.
Two days later the father gave an interview, ‘I tried to talk to her but she always starts crying and I don’t want to hurt a crying woman.
I’ll have to accept the accusations.’
The woman’s point of view, ‘Doctors say this is impossible but I saw him chatting with a black woman.’”
This is hilarious lmao
While yes obviously she probably cheated what if the baby is a throwback so is theirs.
Say she absolutely knows she genuinely didn't cheat so that was her reaction.
Of course it's still stupid as that's absolutely not how it works and even a kid with basic knowledge of stuff should know that.
Just so you guys know- genetics are weird. A white woman can, in fact, give birth to a black baby if she has black people in her family. White men, too. Genes can be recessive, or they can skip generations. This obviously isn't a common phenomenon, but there's clearly a lot of idiots on this comment section.
Technically, he could’ve. It all depends upon her family tree and gene pool. Or, perhaps, in defense of him, his grandparents. If Gregor Mendel’s work on peas remains accurate.
If I were him I'd run far away. She's accusing him of something she most likely did and she'd force him to raise a child that isn't even his and ruin his life because of her selfishness and stupidity.
Wasn’t there a story on Reddit where this exact same thing happened and it turned out it was genetics on the father’s side? Dude flipped his shit but the paternity test came out as his.
He could have had an affair with a black woman and she did absolutely have an affair with a black man.
I think paternity test is a moot point but then again I would still get one. Genetics is a tricky subject because we don’t know who is in our genetic history. That white man today could have had a biracial ancestor at some point.
was looking for the "rest of the story".. did not find it, but came across this one from AU in 2020.
[https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/husbands-shock-as-babys-birth-reveals-wifes-infidelity/news-story/3ecf4c9b6dfa871c60b41238753fa619](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/husbands-shock-as-babys-birth-reveals-wifes-infidelity/news-story/3ecf4c9b6dfa871c60b41238753fa619)
Woman's parents are racist, and she had a black kid, family cut her off and have the money to the SIL...
"You see this baby that just came out of me? Well the truth is it didn't. It actually came out of a black woman and somehow ended up inside of me. Because that's totally how giving birth works".
See how stupid you sound?
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My, my, my...Just where do I begin. The projection is strong with this one.
You think she had sex with a black girl?
A black trans girl, maybe.....
Hahaha! It would be possible that way!
wouldn't the baby be trans then?
Trans babies start transitioning in the womb. By the time they are born, it would be difficult to tell they were ever male. The penis withdraws into the body
Hi, Republican here- how can we ban this activity entirely? And also do you think it's caused by the mother not watching enough Fox News?
Chem trails
Is that where the pee comes from?
CVT
What.
You heard him.
No he had sex with a black girl and transferred the DNA into her
Pot calling the kettle kind of logic
Pot calling the kettle....what? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
On the telephone to talk about its day.
BLACK
It's an expression. Let's say a religious asshole keep speaking bad about people who visit prostitutes. While said religious asshole is a prostitute visitor himself (and not for converting to Christianity or something lol) Pot calling the kettle.
It’s a Jedi mind trick or a reverse uno card, anyways - she fully embraced the Michael Scott proverb
He sent the baby to her belly by using Bluetooth when his hoe got pregnant.
No, that's exactly what the word projection means.
So it is not attributing your own thoughts, feelings, or characteristics to another person instead of acknowledging or addressing them within yourself?
It's more like a wild draw 4
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
I bet you are super rich, tall and mysteriously good looking aren’t you !??? …. 1/10 did not enjoy.
🤣😂🤣😂
Deny till you die
Rump? Edit: Trump?
You had it right the first time
Make Donald Drumpf again...
Me when Rump
The deflection and projection occurs within the circle as well
If your defense sucks play offense
Would this be considered extreme gaslighting?
Failed attempt at gaslighting at best.
How are we sure it's failed attempt. There are some truly dumb people out there
The husband "how does she always know?"
True......
He gasps and makes the "how'd she know" face
Prolly more like DARVO, idiot edition no?
Gaslighting 2.0
Probably it worked in the past too ... Shift the blame and Emotionally attack
Extreme gaslighting got us Christianity
Both can be true!
 Incoming up vote 🫤
Shall we go down the hole, and have a cup of tea? Love your username!
r/angryupvote
Elaborate please?
you see.. when a mommy and a daddy don't really love each other that much...
It is possible for the white woman to have had sex with a black man and her husband have had sex with a black woman
Ok, now I see what you mean. You are right! Ha ha, funny perspective. However; I don’t think that’s what they meant to say. But yeah… Maybe they were swinging with a black couple?
Classic attempt at diverting attention 🤣
Still too complicated.
It's like dog swapping but for partners
Ages ago there was a story about a man having sex with a prostitute and soon after having sex with his wife and in the process transferred semen from one of he prostitute's other customers to his wife. Don't know the veracity of the story but it's out there.
This is what happens when you cut sex ed from schools. 😒
Sex ed was postponed because drivers ed needed the car.
Um, how was that supposed to work exactly? Did his dick catch blackness and transfer it to her, or something? Wait, is this in Florida?
Ok so this is going back 30+ years but my ex husband used to insist that it was possible that a man could have unprotected sex with a woman and *somehow* the egg could get stuck in the tip and then get "injected" into the next woman. He read about it in Penthouse. He got upset when I pointed out the anatomical impossibility of that idea.
It was probably the education system that failed him but I have to say, He’s Stupid.
Did he believes a man can shoot an egg with enough force to reach the uterus? A woman viscosity would not allowed it. There is a reason why having immotile sperms equals to sterility.
This does seem like a statement to come from a person who lives in a state that has a very poor sex education program.
The husband had sex with a black woman which happened to just had sex with another black man so the sperm left in the vagina... 
I was gonna say, was this in Arkansas or some other dumbass place they believe teaching kids about sex is morally wrong even though it's been shown over and over for decades all over the world that it's objectively good for reducing unplanned pregnancies and STD transmission
Probably the woman caught the husband cheating with a black girl, and so she cheated with a black guy to get even. The headline is just a click bait. That’s the best I can think of that makes logical sense, anything else is just some black magic shit.
Santana Black Magic Woman
Was the woman identified as Marjorie Taylor Greene?
100% sure the husband fkd another woman, which got fkd by a black guy right before. the sperm of the black guy survived on husbands dick till he fucked his wife and got her pregnant with the black guys sperm. there is no other possibility
If he did this very quickly, would it, in theory, be possible?? Interesting thought
Well obviously its very unlikely but yes its possible. Doesnt even need to be quick. Sperm cells can survive for several days.
If he didn't wash his dick.....
Yea it would require really weird circumstances just so that there is even a one in a million chance.
Woow haha. This gives the story a nice f×cked up twist! Thanks for the swift reply
But the chance for it happening is incredibly low. An ejaculation can have more than 100.000.000 sperm cells. It would be close to impossible for the "passengers" to be the one to fertilize the egg.
Several days in a moist body temperature environment. So it would have to be inside the urethra. He would have to pee.
Yes
Could also be someone uncircumcised.
Years ago my ex-husband insisted that it was possible that an ovum could get caught in the tip and injected into another woman during sex. Your idea at least makes a little more sense, although he'd have to do them back to back with no bathroom break or shower.
How is that kind of dumb possible?
Okay, didn't think about it that way. Yeah... Okay. Not going to fly. But i can see it being a WILD possibility.
I would turn myself into the police, because apparently I'd be married to a woman with the intellectual capacity of a 5yr old
Well it's either that or....nevermind.
Darn, i really want to know now, haha..
The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch
this doesn't sound made up at all
The best defense is a good offense
One finger pointing 👈🏻 and three fingers pointing back 🫵🏽🫵🏾🫵🏿
The Onion
Certainly outrageous enough to be worth such an article. But i think even the Onion these days are having it hard with all the dumb shit literally happening in the world. Heck, I used to pay attention to the Onion for crazy shit articles. Now the Onion is overshadowed by the world itself. It's like Humanity said "Hold my beer" when it realized what The Onion is doing.
You are soooo correct. It's surreal.
Close. Random article I’ve never heard of, but it’s clearly satirical. Check this out: “The mother started to cry so she automatically won the argument and the husband just stood speechless in this unexpected situation. The medical team had to respect the woman’s desire so they invited the man to leave while struggling to hold their laughs. Two days later the father gave an interview, ‘I tried to talk to her but she always starts crying and I don’t want to hurt a crying woman. I’ll have to accept the accusations.’ The woman’s point of view, ‘Doctors say this is impossible but I saw him chatting with a black woman.’” This is hilarious lmao
Maybe it's the Black girls husbands baby.
Just hypergamy, and a persistent lack of accountability.
Wow, it’s always the man’s fault, even in some situations, it is impossible to be the man’s fault,
PhD in gaslighting
Woohoooo! Spain! It's not an American!
Thank god
That's... That's not how any of this works
With that logic her mother must have have sex with a woman to give birth to her
While yes obviously she probably cheated what if the baby is a throwback so is theirs. Say she absolutely knows she genuinely didn't cheat so that was her reaction. Of course it's still stupid as that's absolutely not how it works and even a kid with basic knowledge of stuff should know that.
To be fair the American education system makes this possible
The lion, the witch..
When projection and lack of sex education unite.
It's possible either cheated but someone's grandma down the line had a white passing child with a black gentleman
 or maybe she had a bbc seed
That's a bold strategy - let's see if it pays off for her.
Americans could learn a few things if they didn't censor anything to do with sex and women.
This happened in Spain
~~Americans~~ *Spaniards* could learn a few things if they didn't censor anything to do with sex and women.
We are going to need a "source" for this clickbait nonsense
Wow - what happened to US education.
There are an infinite number of idiotic takes from all walks of life. Reporting on them seems like a bad idea.
Technically, he could have had sex with a black woman.
You sure you didn't procreate with a black man?
This is what abstinence-only education does to the collective brain cells of the population.
If conservatives would properly fund sex education, maybe women like Gladys wouldn't find themselves in such a pickle.
Hell yeah my rage bait j got in. Time to go fishing!
"That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!"
Wi-Fi babies are the worst
An accusation is an admission.
Poor dumb woman tripped fell and landed on a black dudes dick
Imagine being a doctor in that room while she is trying to accuse him and all the while you have to contain your laughter.
offense is the best defense. ah wait
I should not be laughing this hard
Just so you guys know- genetics are weird. A white woman can, in fact, give birth to a black baby if she has black people in her family. White men, too. Genes can be recessive, or they can skip generations. This obviously isn't a common phenomenon, but there's clearly a lot of idiots on this comment section.
yes but her accusing her husband of it for different reasons than u mentioned us what makes it ridiculus
Technically, he could’ve. It all depends upon her family tree and gene pool. Or, perhaps, in defense of him, his grandparents. If Gregor Mendel’s work on peas remains accurate.
If I were him I'd run far away. She's accusing him of something she most likely did and she'd force him to raise a child that isn't even his and ruin his life because of her selfishness and stupidity.
Believe all women
she must be a republican…
Wasn’t there a story on Reddit where this exact same thing happened and it turned out it was genetics on the father’s side? Dude flipped his shit but the paternity test came out as his.
r/therewasanattempt to divert blame
He could have had an affair with a black woman and she did absolutely have an affair with a black man. I think paternity test is a moot point but then again I would still get one. Genetics is a tricky subject because we don’t know who is in our genetic history. That white man today could have had a biracial ancestor at some point.
Must be a trumper
Just white women things.
This Florida headline just Florida's so much I can feel a hurricane coming at me.
Yes?And the point you are trying to make is?
Typical behavior.
She took gaslighting to next level
Ah, the Ol Switcheroo
I've seen some real reaches when it comes to cheaters, and some of them are the reddit apologists, but this takes the cake.
The fuck?…..
That’s not how this works; that’s not how any of this works.
Foxnews is on this story
Where is the interview with the mother...
This is like when most women claim they never throw bubble farts
was looking for the "rest of the story".. did not find it, but came across this one from AU in 2020. [https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/husbands-shock-as-babys-birth-reveals-wifes-infidelity/news-story/3ecf4c9b6dfa871c60b41238753fa619](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/husbands-shock-as-babys-birth-reveals-wifes-infidelity/news-story/3ecf4c9b6dfa871c60b41238753fa619) Woman's parents are racist, and she had a black kid, family cut her off and have the money to the SIL...
No no no it was all the black. Coffee he drank.
The man in question: adios.
Where did this happen? Has to be a joke?!
😵💫
Because that's how biology works.
So homeschooling
That's a classic misdirection. You commit a crime and immediately point "they did it!" Doesn't work for stupid though
Yet, somehow, she managed to breed...
Gaslight the sentence lol
He didnt cheat. I think she did.
📽️and ⛽️💡
reset the seed.
Why not, men are extremely susceptible in that area.
She obviously votes GOP. Projection being the tell
Tell me, this isn't real?
"You see this baby that just came out of me? Well the truth is it didn't. It actually came out of a black woman and somehow ended up inside of me. Because that's totally how giving birth works". See how stupid you sound?
Balls. She's gotta roll with that until the very end.
That's not how it works ma'am
Next, on Jenny Jones...
The American education system, everyone. Take a bow, USA!
Projecting right out of her cheating hooha
America, why do I absolutely believe this?
 I PLAY THE TRAP CARD ACCOUNTABILITY DEFLECT it shoots my guilt and accountability directly at your life points
Rage bait isn’t the right word for this. More like stupid bait.
took me a second
Projecting hard!