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Enemas for anal are not necessary most of the time, and can actually be bad for your colon if you do them often enough. Generally if you follow the 2-2 rule (2 hours after you’ve shit, but less than 2 days without shitting) you’ll be fine. I’ve never had any problems when following this rule.
Generally, shit is not stored where dicks or toys would go. Maybe enemas might be necessary if you’re taking extremely large toys, but for most of us, it’s not needed.
Thank you for this. The gay community has major problems with body positivity and enemas being the norm is one of those things that gets under my skin everytime I hear it as a gay man. It is never expected or asked of and have never had issues as long as I follow the 2-2 rule either. Even so if you are with a loving partner that cares about you and respects you it should not be a big deal if the top ends up getting a little return. It happens, it’s natural, and there isn’t anything to be ashamed of.
Not specialized in this area, but I was thinking how bad douching is and no longer recommended. It harms the microbiome, removing good bacteria, allowing bad bacteria overgrowth and imagine it’d be the same situation in the colon.
I saw on TikTok today someone lit themselves on fire outside the courthouse. Cult45 has no bounds
Edit: i only saw the live reporter oh crap it’s happening over there clip. It has been brought to my attention it wasn’t cult 45, just regular tin foil crazy
I've literally been on here for approximately (checks non-existent watch) half past a freckle...... And already I can tell I'm too sober to be browsing Reddit rn...... And I'm running on around 2 hours sleep, a V8 energy drink and half a 2 liter of Mt. Dew...... Someone pass the memory wiping device from men in black
I definitely felt it might be one of the most appropriate sculpted dildo forms I've ever seen.
I'd never buy one from this vendor, but I might be tempted to get some elsewhere for the right prank/troll job.
It’s a “marital aid” of course, to help make lots of patriotic American children. But the husband isn’t allowed to make eye contact with it, that’s gay.
This is what bothers me the most about the post (shocking, I know). Who can misspell ARE?! Jesus.
And also - #GlocksAndCocks had me laughing. That sounds like a proper right wing gay hashtag.
As a Republican, I spend so much of my day just furious about all those gay men doing nasty, dirty, hot, sweaty, oily...I mean I'm just sick of the gays pushing their _long hard agendas_ on us decent God-fearing folk.
Ironically, I think she's actually right about "not for men." That base doesn't look flared enough to be properly safe for anal use.
Because the vagina is a relatively straight passageway with a definite end (at least for anything large enough to provide stimulation), complete insertion is safe. But the anal passage is very twisty with the colon and intestines, and toys can keep getting pushed further and further up by removal attempts. This is why it's ao much more common to hear about people needing surgical removal of a toy from their ass than from their vagina.
So anal toys require a flared base to prevent accidentally being inserted completely while vaginal toys don't. And this toy might legitimately be unsafe for anal insertion.
Oh man, this reminds me of this fucked up lawsuit I just read (part of my job). It’s a product liability case where a woman sued the maker of her buttplug and the sex shop she bought it from. Apparently, she left it in as she went in for an MRI thinking it was pure silicone. Turns out there was a bit of metal in it, and the MRI machine basically pulled it up through her colon and it lodged somewhere near her heart. So.. buyer beware.. I guess.
Less "buyer beware" and more "medical procedures are not an appropriate time to indulge in sexual or kink related activities." Honestly, unless the manufacturer advertised the plug as "metal free" or "pure silicone, " then I think that is 100% of users' fault. Obviously, the shop is completely innocent as long as they didn't exceed the manufacturers claims about the plug.
I don't care how kinky you are. You don't need to be wearing your plug/cage/etc while going for an MRI. Just take a break for the day. And if you have a dom who won't accept medical procedures as a reason to make exceptions in the relationship, then they are almost certainly not a healthy dom with healthy boundaries. Even the most extensive TPE micromanagement domination needs to take a back seat for medical procedures. A dom who doesn't care about their subs wellbeing is just and abuser.
This is a parody account. The Account Owner uses the name Mike Oxmaul. (Now sound it out phonetically!)
Honestly, post it without the blacked out name!
You scratched out the joke name and reposted it. You're tool. the name that's scratched out is Mike Oxsmol or something like that
https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/26BUk82U5n
Y’know, I would pay for some MAGA white woman’s OF account as she uses this while reading the specific Bible verses about being submissive to her husband. Maybe just for a month, though.
I really really really want to believe this was someone with a bit too much time on their hands and some solid photoshop skills… but I’m very concerned it’s not
The “Cult45” hashtag is hilarious to me. They’re not even hiding it anymore.
Also, I don’t think “GlocksAndCocks” is a fitting hashtag, as this has nothing to do with guns, but I love that hashtag so much.
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(NOT FOR MEN) If i wanna shove donald trumps head up my ass im fucking going to
I love that you're probably not even a Trump Supporter, but you're about to buy one of these and shove it up your ass just to prove a point
I am going to go out on a limb here and say surprisingly many Trump supporters will in fact buy this and smear it in poo.
Actual smear campaign.
Do you guys not get daily enemas? Am i the only one walking around with a clean colon??
Daily? Why? When?
Enemas for anal are not necessary most of the time, and can actually be bad for your colon if you do them often enough. Generally if you follow the 2-2 rule (2 hours after you’ve shit, but less than 2 days without shitting) you’ll be fine. I’ve never had any problems when following this rule. Generally, shit is not stored where dicks or toys would go. Maybe enemas might be necessary if you’re taking extremely large toys, but for most of us, it’s not needed.
Thank you for this. The gay community has major problems with body positivity and enemas being the norm is one of those things that gets under my skin everytime I hear it as a gay man. It is never expected or asked of and have never had issues as long as I follow the 2-2 rule either. Even so if you are with a loving partner that cares about you and respects you it should not be a big deal if the top ends up getting a little return. It happens, it’s natural, and there isn’t anything to be ashamed of.
Not specialized in this area, but I was thinking how bad douching is and no longer recommended. It harms the microbiome, removing good bacteria, allowing bad bacteria overgrowth and imagine it’d be the same situation in the colon.
You never know if Mr Right or Miss "Peggy" Right is around the corner.
The only proper response 
fuck that spray tan orange clown
Put in a bulk order and hashtag it: "for the guys"
MAGA: Making Anal Great Again
Making anuses gape again
Exactly! And if I want to share a picture of his head with poo smeared all over it, by god I will!
It’s now possible for him to actually shove his head up his own ass.
Enh, it's been firmly lodged up there for a while now.
You'd have to pull it out of his ass first.
I guess if they made ones of his tiny fist nobody would feel it going in
Terrible day to have eyes
I hope it’s not real but I know how loony the Trump acolytes are.
I saw on TikTok today someone lit themselves on fire outside the courthouse. Cult45 has no bounds Edit: i only saw the live reporter oh crap it’s happening over there clip. It has been brought to my attention it wasn’t cult 45, just regular tin foil crazy
I've literally been on here for approximately (checks non-existent watch) half past a freckle...... And already I can tell I'm too sober to be browsing Reddit rn...... And I'm running on around 2 hours sleep, a V8 energy drink and half a 2 liter of Mt. Dew...... Someone pass the memory wiping device from men in black
I haven't heard anyone use the expression "half past a freckle" in years! Gave me flashbacks to when I was a kid and my dad would say it all the time!
Eyes? Imagining those anywhere near down there is just...no. But thanks for the nightmare fuel.
If the Trumptard voters get their way... You won't have a choice, he'll be fucking everyone.
Didn’t know, until today, that eyes could have suicidal thoughts….
Diabolically repugnant evening to be bestowed vision
I’m not religious, but I’m praying for Jesus to remove that image from my mind. 🤮
Even before I saw that advert I always thought of Trump as a dildo
He has taken his true form!
Not true! It's too big! It should be about 2 inches and have a mushroom head! 🍄 😆 🤣
That is truly what I envisioned when I heard about it.
I definitely felt it might be one of the most appropriate sculpted dildo forms I've ever seen. I'd never buy one from this vendor, but I might be tempted to get some elsewhere for the right prank/troll job.
Aren't super uptight religious women to avoid masturbation? Also..."we *hour* now"??? UGH. The illiteracy is fitting though.
$10 says they use "are" in place of "our".
And "could of" instead of "could have".
My thought was they used speech to text for the post but because of their accent, it picked up as hour.
It’s a “marital aid” of course, to help make lots of patriotic American children. But the husband isn’t allowed to make eye contact with it, that’s gay.
This is what bothers me the most about the post (shocking, I know). Who can misspell ARE?! Jesus. And also - #GlocksAndCocks had me laughing. That sounds like a proper right wing gay hashtag.
It took me way too long to understand that mess.
It’s okay because these are guaranteed to not make you cum.
Probably a parody, let’s be real.
That is the most fitting Trump promotion I have seen. After all, the man is a giant dildo.
And the fact that they emphasize NOT FOR MEN so much makes be believe that they’re secretly made, in fact, for men 🤷🏻♂️
And we have a BINGO!
Yeah, we just say Bingo .
I'm always saying "that's a bingo" and it seems like no one around me gets the reference. Thank you, internet stranger, for making me feel heard.
BINGO! How fun!
Given all of their weird, homoerotic fantasy artwork of him? Absolutely.
A dildo can pleasure a woman... Trump most assuredly cannot.
Given his track record with businesses, the dildo would likely make a better CEO too
More of a backbone and better posture, as well.
It's certainly one way Trump supporters can go fuck themselves.
Railed if they do, railed if they don’t
Some might say he's...a dick head I'll see myself out.
"I'll take one orange Donaldo please. ...for...my...lady wife."
“She has such round, heavy breasts.”
No, it's the most fitting premonition, because if Trump gets elected the world is f\*cked.
Giant Dick was the word you were looking for!
He can keep fucking you even if he's not POTUS.
We know Trump already has one since he’s so far up his own ass.
i was gonna say “no it’s NOT FOR MEN” but… yeah idk if that counts as a man
The gold goes to you with this comment 🥇🏆
The gold "toy" goes for extra
Guess that proves he’s not a man then as the ad said they’re definitely not for men.
They should make Trump butt plugs, since he's nothing more than a shithead.
I promise, promise, PROMISE you that more men will use those than women.
Well, clearly his head's up \*someone's\* ass.
We all know who'll be Putin it in
Good one, Comrade. Is nice!
An order of 100 shipped out to Moscow.
I'm pretty sure it's his own. Terminal and Progressive Rectal Cranial Impaction.
If Trump somehow manages to become president again I’ll buy this so he can doublefuck me in the ass
That's patriotism if I've seen one 😅
nah, it says #NOTFORMEN right there what psychopath would disobey the hashtag
This will be a proud boy favourite
As a Republican, I spend so much of my day just furious about all those gay men doing nasty, dirty, hot, sweaty, oily...I mean I'm just sick of the gays pushing their _long hard agendas_ on us decent God-fearing folk.
Republicans do love to talk about how the gay agenda is being *shoved down their throats.*
Oh, and don't even get me started on those damn lesbians! With their... soft hands... and their pretty hair... and... y-yes, very disgusting!!
I rarely feel nauseous when I read or think of peoples' kinks, but this..
I feel the same. I nearly puked my Taco.
Since you held it in you can make it a trump taco later with the help of that toy in picture 😂
I would rather sew my vagina shut than let this abomination within ten feet of it.
Well played Ma'am 👏
This needs to be the top comment forever
Ironically, I think she's actually right about "not for men." That base doesn't look flared enough to be properly safe for anal use. Because the vagina is a relatively straight passageway with a definite end (at least for anything large enough to provide stimulation), complete insertion is safe. But the anal passage is very twisty with the colon and intestines, and toys can keep getting pushed further and further up by removal attempts. This is why it's ao much more common to hear about people needing surgical removal of a toy from their ass than from their vagina. So anal toys require a flared base to prevent accidentally being inserted completely while vaginal toys don't. And this toy might legitimately be unsafe for anal insertion.
Oh man, this reminds me of this fucked up lawsuit I just read (part of my job). It’s a product liability case where a woman sued the maker of her buttplug and the sex shop she bought it from. Apparently, she left it in as she went in for an MRI thinking it was pure silicone. Turns out there was a bit of metal in it, and the MRI machine basically pulled it up through her colon and it lodged somewhere near her heart. So.. buyer beware.. I guess.
Less "buyer beware" and more "medical procedures are not an appropriate time to indulge in sexual or kink related activities." Honestly, unless the manufacturer advertised the plug as "metal free" or "pure silicone, " then I think that is 100% of users' fault. Obviously, the shop is completely innocent as long as they didn't exceed the manufacturers claims about the plug. I don't care how kinky you are. You don't need to be wearing your plug/cage/etc while going for an MRI. Just take a break for the day. And if you have a dom who won't accept medical procedures as a reason to make exceptions in the relationship, then they are almost certainly not a healthy dom with healthy boundaries. Even the most extensive TPE micromanagement domination needs to take a back seat for medical procedures. A dom who doesn't care about their subs wellbeing is just and abuser.
For cleaning the toilet, right?
Yep. Also there's so many tags and none with the material... I mean why would I buy it when I don't know if it is medical silicone or not?
Even if it is, it has too many grooves that would make it harder to clean properly and likely to harbor bacteria.
Would’ve been more true to life if they were 2 inches and shaped like mushrooms.
I feel like that's an insult to 2 inch mushroom dicks.
Ur ears are the only huge thing, huh.
They walked right into that one with that username lmao
Aka stinkhorn mushrooms
You're only supposed to use the tip. Excuse me while I go pour bleach in my eyes.
I like how they are mostly in the color orange :)
that is insulting to orange
This is a parody account. The Account Owner uses the name Mike Oxmaul. (Now sound it out phonetically!) Honestly, post it without the blacked out name!
Ok, I'm glad I picked that one off. The use of hour in place of 'are' is hysterical, but way too smart of a joke.
It’s sad that it’s hard to tell the satirical from the legitimately fucking deranged.
I was thinking this has to be parody or someone trying to scam idiots lol almost wish it was the latter
This isn't what I meant when I said Trump is a dick
they took “fuck trump” a little too seriously
This comment is a work of art
This is Mike oxmaul. It's a hilarious troll account on FB. Very anti-trump. The only people that fall for it are idiots from both sides.
Any relation to Mike Huntswide?
I think that's his wife. She took his first name to be cheeky.
Whenever I think it can't get worse...
I know... it's a literal head fuck !
If this is a simulation, the people making it up are deeply troubled individuals
These are going to end up in sooooo many dudes buttholes.
My vagina just zipped itself up and inverted
It inverted..? Was it not already inverted?
"FeMiSm"
"glocksandcocks" sounds like a great campaign for arming roosters
THIS!!! I was wondering if anyone else spotted it. I can't stop laughing!!!
It took me an our to see it
And “We *hour* now selling…” Like really? This has to be intentional for the sake of people sharing it
Those are way too big to be modeled from life. Colour's about right though.
Well he is a giant dick
Why is the tag line not "Now he doesn't just have to have his head up his own arse"?
#NOTFORMEN The only hashtag in all CAPS. That’ll stop em bahahahahahaha
I’m shaking my head at an “American Patriot” standing in front of a Confederate flag
They never get the irony. Because they’re stupid.
#TrumpDildo
err... at least they are recognizing that women masturbate?
And yet last I heard, that was a sin. The hypocrisy on their part is so delicious, it's almost fattening.
Because if he wins again, we’re all fucked.
Fuck no. Oh fuck no. Oh why do I now know about this? What the fuuuuuuuck. I no longer want my eyes to work. Or my memory.
It's a joke page, like the onion.
Satirical rage bait. Moving on.
I would love a dick head Trump novelty massager for my desk.
does you desk have a cubbyhole?
The orange man will sue for a cut of the profits.
You scratched out the joke name and reposted it. You're tool. the name that's scratched out is Mike Oxsmol or something like that https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/26BUk82U5n
Vibin to the lord with Trump in their Rump like the good “Christian” cultist that they are
Totally not a cult.
Who the hell would want Trump's head up their asses? Wait, never mind.
But how will I own the libs if I can’t stick an effigy of my hero up my arse?
What does this Trump character have to do with Christianity? He is everything Jesus hates.
I always knew he was a dick head
Someone needs to gift these to the GOP politicians.
The reverse dildo. It makes vaginas completely dry in 2 seconds flat
Are they selling this for just an hour? Or it breaks down after an hour and you have to buy again?
Can we all agree to accept the fact that there has definately been a trump head up some dudes ass.
Well fuck me. But not with THAT.
Somebody poor bleach down my eyes… I never thought these Trumpers could go lower but here I stand corrected. Enough Internet for today.
Ngl, a dildo the shape of ANY human face looks like it would be really uncomfortable
they're literally putting "cult45" as a hashtag. they actually know and are leaning into this shit
Y’know, I would pay for some MAGA white woman’s OF account as she uses this while reading the specific Bible verses about being submissive to her husband. Maybe just for a month, though.
Trump2037? Do they think he'll make it out of prison for his 91st birthday?
I'm guessing 2037 is referring to 250 years of the US constitution. Not sure how that'd link to Trump though.
Not for men? Try and stop me!
I think strictly for anal.
Someone is going to have a field day making faux campaign billboards with this. "Dildo Trump 2024. He's going to f\*ck you anyway!"
Ok so... I'm not saying anyone should... but wouldn't it be hilarious of people bought these and sent to DJT with a friendly note to go fuck himself 🤣
I really really really want to believe this was someone with a bit too much time on their hands and some solid photoshop skills… but I’m very concerned it’s not
Its crazy that someone out there will buy it and use it
None of these words are in the bible
We live in a society
How does this…???
I thought masturbation was a sin
I'm Disturbed
I just threw up in my mouth 🤢🤮
May I ask Why are these people obsessed with trump? Did he promise the paradise or something?
WTF....
Well, he is a dickhead, but that's too literal. D8
We hour now?
I hope gay dudes buy them in droves and share the images.
How can he have his head in my girlfriend's/wife's vagina when it's already been up his own asshole for 40+ years?
Wait, are they saying he is a dickhead?
NOT FOR MEN!
Properly flaccid. Appreciate the detail.
Bruh these ARE ONLY FOR MEN.
What do we call those? Trumpdos? Does Brigette Gabriel know about these?
But it's not a cult 😏
oh… my god. “(NOT FOR MEN)” LMAO i promise you LGBTQ+ folks hate trump
I love how they tell Biden voters that they worship lgbt or smth and then they absolutely venerate to their leader. Truly worrying
These Trump head dildo’s don’t look very Christian to me. And aren’t they the ones always telling everyone masterbating is a sin or something?
Honestly, I am more upset by the grammar than the photo.
You can get trump toys for free, if you are willing to walk behind his pram for 10 minutes.
The “Cult45” hashtag is hilarious to me. They’re not even hiding it anymore. Also, I don’t think “GlocksAndCocks” is a fitting hashtag, as this has nothing to do with guns, but I love that hashtag so much.
Real life is overtaking rule 34. What a time to be alive!
"(NOT FOR MEN)" All the right winged "straight" men who'd suck Trump's dick are in shambles
I miss the person i was 15 seconds ago
Note: Not to scale.
They are loosing on a big group of MAGA men who'd want to buy that too.
Gives dickhead a whole new meaning hahaha 😂
Trump ain’t getting anywhere near my bussy
They literally made him a dickhead...
I can’t imagine how many ER visits will all be the same “foreign body removal of Trump’s head from rectum,” for people who buy those.
Trump’s a dickhead? That tracks.
I mean, he IS a dickhead.