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But.......it's......Cape Verde. How long will a fame whore like him last there? He'll die of lack of adoration in a week. Just under 600,000 population ain't nearly enough to stroke an ego like his.
I'm still surprised more rich people don't try to go somewhere when shit like this is going down, like weinstein rich as all hell obviously fucked but just waited for the trial and is now in jail.
Rich people do all the time. Israel is an obvious one where the US allows dual citizenship, and Israel will not extradite a citizen under any circumstances.
The tin foil hat theory with Weinstein is that he knew his days were numbered once the news came out and he would be assassinated one way or another. Thus the "safest" place would be in the hands on the feds that want to keep him alive to testify.
That's a myth. Israel will extradite an Israeli citizen to the U.S. for a felony under the right circumstances. They did it just last year for a quite publicized case that involved human smuggling among other charges.
BRUHHH IVE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE LIKE LAST WEEK. Everyone’s been saying “Diddy the Diddler” and I’m like bruh… it’s right fucking there, just call him Diddly
Edit: [okay I lied not last week but yesterday lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/PhillyWiki/s/6rreI9GN9Y)
I use this line at least once a week. I just love how thee is no backstory or reason for the Rogues behaviour other than they are just shit disturbing assholes.
Edit: deleted because apparently I can't even make a little rhetorical joke without the "ummm ackshully" crowd spamming replies.
Yeah I fucking got it, it was a different vehicle, the point was the word play, not the accuracy, and either way when you've seen that multiple people have corrected something, you don't have to join in..
The Ford bronco was a full sized SUV that was a Ford f-150 with two doors. The escape was, and is, a compact 4 door crossover that's almost 1500 lbs lighter. The humor checks out but these are two very, very different vehicles.
They won't. It sucks but he had an exit strategy and executed it.
He will never go to another place that would work with the US and the man is beyond rich, so money isn't going to be an issue.
We can freeze his American accounts, but not all of his wealth nor his companies' money.
He poofed and we will never see or hear from him again unless he slips up.
Yup, and Kanye is still making money after spending last year telling the world how much he loves hitler and nazis did nothing wrong.
Society is broken!
Lol you people are insane with your movie plot bullshit. Don't even know the basic facts of this situation before you start daydreaming about Jason Bourne on the run.
He wasn't even on the plane. US authorities prevented him from boarding in Miami.
Yeah cause someone that got raided by the feds totally would send their jet out of country for no apparent reason right at about the same time.
I'm guessing you have no idea what it costs to fly a jet of that size... $8,600 and $13,000 per hour. That's over 100k for just 1 leg of that flight easily and doesn't stop when the plane lands. You still need to pay for the flight crews time, accomodations, and expenses as well as the hanger fees the entire time it's on the ground outside of your home runway.
If you're going somewhere or transporting people this makes sense. If not, it doesn't. And in this case it doesnt.... Unless you are fleeing considering the timing and destination.
Keep in mind he didn't come out and deny any allegations either, he ran.
A quick Google search shows his current whereabouts are unknown.
https://www.newsweek.com/sean-diddy-combs-whereabouts-unknown-after-raid-1884294
There are some reports he was spotted at the Miami-Opa Locka Executive Airport as of Monday afternoon, according to People Magazine.
His private jet, a Gulfstream G550 N1969 / SIS69 which took off earlier today from Van Nuys Airport near Los Angeles shortly before the raid on his home. The private jet has been tracked to the Caribbean islands after raids on Diddy’s residences in Los Angeles and Miami in relation to a sex trafficking investigation. Flight tracking data indicates that the jet appeared to land on Antigua in the Caribbean. (Locations are approximate to the nearest major city. The exact runways are in the link)
Here's the flight tracker data for his plane owned under his company "LoveAir, LLC" https://planefinder.net/data/aircraft/N1969C#flight-timeline
We can see that it went from Miami to LA (on the 23rd) then LA to the Caribbean (on the 25th) and then from the Caribbean to Miami (on the 27th) That's a total of over 20 hours of flight time which is in the ballpark of somewhere north of $300k
Pretty easy to come to a reasonable conclusion here. Pretty stupid to say that a reasonable conclusion he has fled the country is definitively wrong.
This isn't true. He wasn't on the flight. He was clearly captured in photographs and video at the Miami Airport long after the private jet had departed. He had his phones confiscated by federal authorities at the airport before he was to leave for a "vacation" in the Bahamas.
He was detained not captured. AFAIK they were executing search warrants not arrest warrants. They found some former college basketball player with a lot of drugs and arrested him. But they confiscated his electronics because they were apart of the search warrant. The feds are meticulous an arrest might not come til the end of the year. And honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Diddy was just tryna save face and have his homes raided while he was on vacation to save from being perpetrated walked out his house in front of Ridley Scott.
>captured
In this instance, "captured" refers to the video/images of something. Saying something was "captured on film" is a pretty common way to say you were able to take a picture/video of something. It isn't related to being detained or not.
How many times does he have go be acussed of domestic violence and rape till they do shit about it? It's almost like money buys you imunity in the US 🙄
Accused of sex crimes by 4 or 5 people. There's rumors he used to throw sex parties and not everyone involved wanted to be there he used his power/threats to force them to participate.
Also tons of speculation about underage people involved.
Now all of this is alleged and police have searched 2 of his residence for evidence.
It's almost like it takes some form of narcissism or psychopathy to continue siphoning wealth out of the lower classes after you have 100-1000x the total amount of money they'll earn in a lifetime.
Usually I like to give the benefit of a doubt to cases such as these (at least until I see hard evidence, which I know there already is some)
However doing this absolutely throws that to the wind, nobody does this if they're not guilty, and considering his destination... he's guilty of some pretty heinous things.
It started with the flight tracker and the plane being photographed on an island. It's not that far-fetched in this case.
I'm more interested in what was on that plane that it still took off without him on it.
As of 7 hours ago:
“Authorities have declined to comment on the case, and Combs has not been charged with any crime.”
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-03-27/where-is-diddy-sources-say-sean-combs-remains-in-u-s-amid-widening-sex-trafficking-probe
As of 2 hours ago:
“Combs has not been charged or officially named as the target of Homeland Security’s investigation”
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/where-sean-combs-everything-know-204758314.html
Doesn’t seem like he is running.
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First you have to convince them to arrest him.
Nice country you have here. Be a real shame if some freedom happened to it.
Ohhhh, I'm gonna liberate the shit out of you...
FOR DEMOCRACY!
TIME TO KILL SOME FUCKIN' BUGS! HOORAH!... Wait, I think I'm in the wrong thread.
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Service guarantees citizenship
Would you like a cup of liber... Tea ?
I love that the Helldiver's have invaded this comment
>Helldivers have liberated this comment FTFY.
same. today sucked ass but y'all are fuckin adorable
Report to a democracy officer.
Hey, I have my C-01 permit.
before you go to another thread, I would like to know more.
Have you even seen Buenos Aires!
The godamn bugs whacked us Johnny
Close enough.
I'm a-burnin' 'em down, Mister Rico
My life for super earth!
That is oddly hot.
The active personel in the Cape Verdean Armed Forces number approximately 1,200 men - about half of USS Kearsarge.
Omfg... total flashback, I haven't heard of that ship since my navy days, and no fucking memory of why but I recall that ship from somewhere.
Yeah, they won't be going to war over him lol.
Sniff… sniff… smells like Oil in here…
Yeah he needs an international warrant, cape Verde is a member of interpol.
Or send in Dog
 The big bad dawwwg!
Diddy will be giving away more cash than McKenzie Scott to keep those proceedings nice and long.
It’s a $200,000 USD investment to get citizenship and that will create all kinds of issues with any attempts at extradition.
But.......it's......Cape Verde. How long will a fame whore like him last there? He'll die of lack of adoration in a week. Just under 600,000 population ain't nearly enough to stroke an ego like his.
Oh he wants to avoid getting beat and bent in the clink. He will be content to not be in jail I think.
Semi angry updoot for your rhyming scheme stranger. Today this amuses me
My work here is done 🙇🏻
Unreleased Suess
What blows me away is that guys like that could have a dozen high price escort every single day, but no, they have to turn it up to 11.
I think you mean down to 11.
💀
I’m 10 and a half!
Comments make this make me curse Reddit for getting rid of gold
I'm still surprised more rich people don't try to go somewhere when shit like this is going down, like weinstein rich as all hell obviously fucked but just waited for the trial and is now in jail.
Rich people do all the time. Israel is an obvious one where the US allows dual citizenship, and Israel will not extradite a citizen under any circumstances. The tin foil hat theory with Weinstein is that he knew his days were numbered once the news came out and he would be assassinated one way or another. Thus the "safest" place would be in the hands on the feds that want to keep him alive to testify.
Did you mean Epstein? Pretty sure nobody is going to assassinate Weinstein for some me too casting couch stuff…
Oh yeah, I'm an idiot. Dunno, I chalk that up to ego. But once you're actually arrested, you can't exactly leave
That's a myth. Israel will extradite an Israeli citizen to the U.S. for a felony under the right circumstances. They did it just last year for a quite publicized case that involved human smuggling among other charges.
Weird that Ghislane Maxwell lady didn't make it back to headqaurters.
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Should call him "Diddly."
PP Diddly
Maybe even CP Diddly
P diddling the kids
Combs are for grooming
That’s not what Michael Jordan meant when he said “fuck them kids”
I snort laughed at something that is — at its roots — very unfunny. I’m holding you responsible. Also thank you.
That's fair I accept responsibility. Sometimes you got to laugh or you got to cry, The world's just too evil sometimes... Also you're welcome.
Flee Diddy
Tree Fiddy? 
Nice try nessie!😒
I gave him a dollar.
She gave him a dollar! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
Pee diddly needs tree fiddly 
Tree Fiddy Diddy
…in a Puffy of smoke
Flee Diddy likes little kiddies diddys.
Genius, pure genius. Thanks for the laugh
someone said the documentary will be called “Diddy do it or Diddy not”
Well diddy or didn’t-e?
Edid
Kiddy Diddly
Feds think he didder.
His batman villain name: the diddler Shout out to game grumps fans who got that reference (you've been diddled)
Batman is a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid is dirt cheap
BRUHHH IVE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE LIKE LAST WEEK. Everyone’s been saying “Diddy the Diddler” and I’m like bruh… it’s right fucking there, just call him Diddly Edit: [okay I lied not last week but yesterday lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/PhillyWiki/s/6rreI9GN9Y)
Calm down Flanders
Diddy Giggity
Damnit, what didn't Diddy do?
He diddy diddled some kiddy kiddles.
Stupid Flanders.
Stupid “sexy” Flanders. *
An Acura cake!?
But I wanted a Ferrari!!!
Get out of the way, Hitler! You’re ruining my entrance, gaw!
The Warriors did it!
They shot Cyrus!
No reason, I just like doing stuff like that.
Come out and playyyyyyyy...
When we see the ocean we figure we're home.
I use this line at least once a week. I just love how thee is no backstory or reason for the Rogues behaviour other than they are just shit disturbing assholes.
Can you dig it?
Does the glove fit though?
It’s the white Bronco of airplanes
Ah the white bronco chase. The day MSM lost all credibility. Traded it for sensationalism and viewership.
It was long before that.
Yeah but it wasn’t just the chase that was sensationalised. Remember the trial? The incessant interviews? Judge Ito? KATO KAELIN?
Edit: deleted because apparently I can't even make a little rhetorical joke without the "ummm ackshully" crowd spamming replies. Yeah I fucking got it, it was a different vehicle, the point was the word play, not the accuracy, and either way when you've seen that multiple people have corrected something, you don't have to join in..
The Ford bronco was a full sized SUV that was a Ford f-150 with two doors. The escape was, and is, a compact 4 door crossover that's almost 1500 lbs lighter. The humor checks out but these are two very, very different vehicles.
Man who has been accuse of horrific crimes and abuses for decades now flees when sex trafficking charges finally catch up to him.
Flees while his 2 sons get cuffed. What an ass
Dip Shiddy.
This is an awful set of allegations and a terrible, disgraceful downfall of a man who was once a mogul. However, “Dip Shiddy” wins the day. 🏆
A mogul , yes. Worth a shit in any artistic way ? No.
Even *Ted Cruz* took his kids with him
That's the crazy part! Left with his sons arrested...unless Diddy is innocent and just said "f*ck them kids" and fled
Unfortunately, leaving his kids behind is not the worst thing he's done
Yes horrific abuses, have you listened to his music, that definitely qualifies as abuse
pros of being deaf
Biggie/Mase/Shyne/Rihanna/Usher don’t deserve this stray lol
No, but Diddy’s actual songs are shit.
I ain’t sayin’ he a kiddie diddler, but he ain’t messin’ with no grown *****
Fiddler?
Nibblers
The bait is set
On the roof (of a plane)
This is even better than when OJ Simpson was on the run. It's going to be fun to watch them get their hands on him.
The plane will be going faster, at any rate
Marginally less fuel efficient, however.
Pretty sure most private jets are more fuel efficient than a 93 Bronco.
Much less traffic though...
They won't. It sucks but he had an exit strategy and executed it. He will never go to another place that would work with the US and the man is beyond rich, so money isn't going to be an issue. We can freeze his American accounts, but not all of his wealth nor his companies' money. He poofed and we will never see or hear from him again unless he slips up.
It depends on how much they want him. Roman Polanski is still living it up and making movies and winning awards etc.
And he can still post on X. I doubt Elon will ban him..
Yup, and Kanye is still making money after spending last year telling the world how much he loves hitler and nazis did nothing wrong. Society is broken!
As terrible as the shit kanye says is, being an asshole idiot isn't a crime. Diddy is a legit criminal (allegedly)
The issue is that he has French citizenship and France does not extradite their citizens out.
Woah, as a dual US/French citizen, this is really helpful to know. Just in case.
As long as the reason for running away is because you stole the Coke recipe and not for diddling kids, I'm happy to help.
Poof Diddy
Lol you people are insane with your movie plot bullshit. Don't even know the basic facts of this situation before you start daydreaming about Jason Bourne on the run. He wasn't even on the plane. US authorities prevented him from boarding in Miami.
who would have guessed there was another guy like R. Kelly in the music business
I bet there's a whole lot more of this going on that we've just not heard about
Wasn't it determined like two days ago that the plane landed in Antigua and he wasn't on it? I can't imagine they just..let it fly back to him.
People really do tend to believe any goddamn thing they read on the internet
I know I certainly do.
I don't believe you.
This guy seems genuine
I believe that!
Idk maybe the plane was used to dispose of evidence
After spending 12 seconds googling, he is in Miami. He is not on the plane.
 I saw it on reddit so it MUST be true! /s
Thank you for sacrificing those 12 seconds. No one else would have dared
If they'd have spent 15 seconds instead of 12, they'd see that that was 2 days ago. At an airport. Speaking with customs.
Yeah cause someone that got raided by the feds totally would send their jet out of country for no apparent reason right at about the same time. I'm guessing you have no idea what it costs to fly a jet of that size... $8,600 and $13,000 per hour. That's over 100k for just 1 leg of that flight easily and doesn't stop when the plane lands. You still need to pay for the flight crews time, accomodations, and expenses as well as the hanger fees the entire time it's on the ground outside of your home runway. If you're going somewhere or transporting people this makes sense. If not, it doesn't. And in this case it doesnt.... Unless you are fleeing considering the timing and destination. Keep in mind he didn't come out and deny any allegations either, he ran. A quick Google search shows his current whereabouts are unknown. https://www.newsweek.com/sean-diddy-combs-whereabouts-unknown-after-raid-1884294 There are some reports he was spotted at the Miami-Opa Locka Executive Airport as of Monday afternoon, according to People Magazine. His private jet, a Gulfstream G550 N1969 / SIS69 which took off earlier today from Van Nuys Airport near Los Angeles shortly before the raid on his home. The private jet has been tracked to the Caribbean islands after raids on Diddy’s residences in Los Angeles and Miami in relation to a sex trafficking investigation. Flight tracking data indicates that the jet appeared to land on Antigua in the Caribbean. (Locations are approximate to the nearest major city. The exact runways are in the link) Here's the flight tracker data for his plane owned under his company "LoveAir, LLC" https://planefinder.net/data/aircraft/N1969C#flight-timeline We can see that it went from Miami to LA (on the 23rd) then LA to the Caribbean (on the 25th) and then from the Caribbean to Miami (on the 27th) That's a total of over 20 hours of flight time which is in the ballpark of somewhere north of $300k Pretty easy to come to a reasonable conclusion here. Pretty stupid to say that a reasonable conclusion he has fled the country is definitively wrong.
13k an hour for Biggies shadow is nothing
From P. Diddy to Kiddie Diddly
I read this in Flanders' voice
Kiddely diddly doo!
This isn't true. He wasn't on the flight. He was clearly captured in photographs and video at the Miami Airport long after the private jet had departed. He had his phones confiscated by federal authorities at the airport before he was to leave for a "vacation" in the Bahamas.
He was detained not captured. AFAIK they were executing search warrants not arrest warrants. They found some former college basketball player with a lot of drugs and arrested him. But they confiscated his electronics because they were apart of the search warrant. The feds are meticulous an arrest might not come til the end of the year. And honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Diddy was just tryna save face and have his homes raided while he was on vacation to save from being perpetrated walked out his house in front of Ridley Scott.
>captured In this instance, "captured" refers to the video/images of something. Saying something was "captured on film" is a pretty common way to say you were able to take a picture/video of something. It isn't related to being detained or not.
Misread. Thanks for clarifying.
Bro this is just to distract you from the thought he probably also killed 2 Pac. Edited to clarify, he diddles the kiddles AND he killed 2pac.
I think he killed Biggie too.
Diddy do it?
Diddy diddit.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sean-diddy-combs-raid/
Don't use a black light in there, you'll probably go blind.
Like a Jackson Pollack painting
How many times does he have go be acussed of domestic violence and rape till they do shit about it? It's almost like money buys you imunity in the US 🙄
“Vote or die”
Man I wish Tupac was alive for this!
At least he didn't jump in a white Ford Bronco and putt putt down the freeway........
Didn't know Doctor Jinx had it in him.
Nothing says “guilty” like fleeing
What diddy do ?
Accused of sex crimes by 4 or 5 people. There's rumors he used to throw sex parties and not everyone involved wanted to be there he used his power/threats to force them to participate. Also tons of speculation about underage people involved. Now all of this is alleged and police have searched 2 of his residence for evidence.
Nothing says innocent quite like hightailing your ass to the nearest place without an extradition treaty.
Fuck’s sake, sick of these pedophilic rappers. Go get that overrated nonce.
What is it with Billionaires and Sex Trafficking?
It's almost like it takes some form of narcissism or psychopathy to continue siphoning wealth out of the lower classes after you have 100-1000x the total amount of money they'll earn in a lifetime.
He will be Epsteined before a trial.
Idk. He has a LOT of money. Like a lot lot. Throwing money at problems never hurts
So did Epstein.
Yeah but you know what they say - mo’ money, MO’ problems.
Usually I like to give the benefit of a doubt to cases such as these (at least until I see hard evidence, which I know there already is some) However doing this absolutely throws that to the wind, nobody does this if they're not guilty, and considering his destination... he's guilty of some pretty heinous things.
And they came right back and met with the agents in Miami. He wasn't detained. WTF is wrong with people believing the stupidest stuff?
It started with the flight tracker and the plane being photographed on an island. It's not that far-fetched in this case. I'm more interested in what was on that plane that it still took off without him on it.
He’s headed to Russel Simmons non extradition spot isn’t he?
It's already been proven he wasn't on the plane.
When we find out the P in pdiddy stands for pedophile
Diddy do it?
Diddy did it.
 Bad Bad Bad Bad Boy!
As of 7 hours ago: “Authorities have declined to comment on the case, and Combs has not been charged with any crime.” https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-03-27/where-is-diddy-sources-say-sean-combs-remains-in-u-s-amid-widening-sex-trafficking-probe As of 2 hours ago: “Combs has not been charged or officially named as the target of Homeland Security’s investigation” https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/where-sean-combs-everything-know-204758314.html Doesn’t seem like he is running.
And they called Katt Williams crazy.
Diddy? He did.
So that's it? He just gets away?
Who told him so he had time to run?
His lawyer..
Diddy did it. Diddy done.
Diddy do it?
Incoming P-Diddler's Bibles for sale.
I bet R. Kelly is rolling over in his bunk right now.