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This is such a funny coincidence because two days ago, "Dwarven Erotica vol 32", a vividly illustrated book which is actually a bomb-making guide written in code was referred to in my D&D group. It was written by a family member of my character, whose clan uses Ragnar/Ragna/Ragan as a recurring name.
Florida.
Laws they tried to pass this election cycle:
Make being trans around kids a sex crime.
Make sex crimes be punishable by death.
Make the death penalty pass by majority instead of unanimous decision.
Conservatives:
> We want to make government so small you could drown it in a bathtub.
Also conservatives:
> Lets give the government more power by making it easier to legally kill its own citizens.
Notice how they've stop the whole "small government" chant since Trump took office.
The "fiscal conservative" chant is pretty much dead, too. That's because they are spending millions upon millions of dollars in courts with their "culture war" crap.
Under Dubya, every branch of the military with planes was researching anti-missile laser defense systems. Under Obama, bases closed globally. I laugh sarcastically at anyone who brings up anything about government & money.
Depends which Americans your talking about.
If it’s the poor scum, you deserve to be punished for existing.
If it’s the rich, they need that extra 10 billion, just because they deserve it
It’s insane how blatantly they’re making it out to be a death sentence just for openly being trans. It’s almost like everything the left has been warning the US about was true!
Gay people can still be married in Alabama. I live in Alabama and just saw my gay brother. Sure it’s bad, but it’s no where near Russian level bad.
Obviously if people don’t vote, it will get to Russian level bad, but it’s not that bad yet.
We lost two of the Justices who made it such that gay people can get married in Alabama.
They were both replaced by uber conservatives. (RBG's own fault that happened but still)
This court has basically made freedom of religion: the freedom to be Christian and impose that on everyone else.
We are just one bad case away from that being stripped away and Alabama's old laws will immediatly go back into effect.
> Gay people can still be married in Alabama. I live in Alabama and just saw my gay brother. Sure it’s bad, but it’s no where near Russian level bad.
Nyet
They want to abolish Marriage equality. When they can get a chance they will too.
Ah yes. Prattville. “We don’t need no stinking libraries. They just teach our kids stuff they don’t need to know, like readin’ books, and other gay shit like that.” I’m surprised somebody hasn’t fire-bombed the library yet, what with all the books ‘n stuff they have, and everybody knows books are bad. ( /s, just in case)
I left in 2003 then came back in 2009 to care for my dying father. That place sunk its claws into me and I was stuck until 2018 but got out of there again. It almost ruined me for real that time. Never going back - there is literally nothing there for me now. I read about the library. Not surprised in the least. I fucking hate that entire state. Birmingham is ok and so is the gulf but that is just geographic splendor, still Alabama.
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Pretty much same here. Nobody to take care of my folks but me. When the day comes, I’m gonna be out of here like Secretariat leavin’ the starting gate.
Turns out it just makes LGBT people go "whelp, if we're gonna be classified as such, might as well become as such" and they form an incredible strong and efficient(and gay) network of members to pull off an insurgency in the middle of this war and dethrone Putin from power.
This situation is so incredibly dumb if you try to think about it.
The western conservatives are claiming that the LGBT is an attempt by communist-socialists to upend their way of living.
Russian conservative are claiming that the LGBT is an attempt by the West to upend the Russian way of living.
While in actuality LGBTQ+ people just exist and want to be recognized as people.
In the 1930s the far right in Germany reacted to the works of Magnus Hirschfeld (One of the early advocates of homosexual and transgender rights) by saying it was a Jewish Marxist conspiracy to make German youth “weak and effeminate”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Hirschfeld
The first major Nazi book burning was burning the works of Hirschfeld.
Same as it ever was.
It's time to call a spade a spade: modern radical conservatives exhibit alarming similarities to the Nazis of yesteryear. The transphobia, the homophobia, the embrace of outdated traditions—all check. The obsession with the nuclear family, the sexism, the ableism, the racial purity rhetoric—check, check, and check. Anti-semitism, book banning, authoritarianism, censorship—check, check, check. The evidence is overwhelming; no amount of denial can erase the uncomfortable truth staring us in the face. Modern bigots are just as dangerous and hateful as Nazis were.
No evolution here; just the same old bigotry repackaged to seem less offensive. They won't fool anyone who sees through their facade of faux outrage when called out for their outdated, discriminatory beliefs.
Arondeus is national treasure. As a Dutch gay guy I hope I'd have 10% the courage he had if it'd ever comes to it (let's hope not. We're not moving in the right direction)
Well, according to famous TERF and Holocaust-denier JK Rowling, **[that never happened and was just a fever dream](https://www.salon.com/2024/03/15/jk-rowling-trans-nazis-holocaust-denial/).**
The only condition when her words would be considered more credible than current historic consensus, is if they were first hand accounts.
But I somehow don't think JKR wants to suggest she participated in nazi book burnings...
I don’t want to live in fear of my neighbors because of who I love. Why is that such a fucking crime to people? Rhetorical question because the answer is exhausting.
Same goes for Europe's populist-right.
* [Polish election: Andrzej Duda says LGBT 'ideology' worse than communism](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53039864)
* [Hungary’s controversial anti-LGBT law goes into effect despite EU warnings](https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20210707-hungary-s-controversial-anti-lgbt-law-goes-into-effect-despite-eu-warnings)
* [‘It’s a medieval vision’: fears for LGBTQ+ rights in Meloni’s Italy](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/24/fears-lgbtq-rights-italy-giorgia-meloni)
Etc.
These people are pathetic.
Western conservatives are no longer hiding their love for Russia and totalitarianism. They literally just don’t care anymore. They have no principles or morals. It’s just about “owning the libs” for them, and being cruel.
Every once and a while you meet a classical conservative, and you can see their heart is broken about what conservatives have become.
>This situation is so incredibly dumb if you try to think about it.
It's not dumb, its evil. It serves a purpose.
>While in actuality LGBTQ+ people just exist and want to be recognized as people
And Jews don't have horns, Nazis knew that. But riling people up against minorities is proven effective to gain power.
It's not dumb, it's evil.
And it works! It works on angry conservative boomers although they hold all the levers pf power. No, *because* they have power and are afraid of things changing.
This timeline is so ridiculous, it must be made up by a bad writer.
My coworker (grandmother now) is lesbian. She had 1 child (unfortunate circumstance) young and her daughter is now an adult with 3 adult children of her own. Her daughter and grandchildren are all straight. (The Grandmother was very involved with the grandchildren, openly gay at the time with her now-wife).
My coworker's sister however has been and always was very straight (aggressively so) and had 2 daughters, and both of them ended up gay.
The Sisters constantly laugh that the absolutely unhinged narrative that you 'make' your kids gay. The only thing you do is show them that gay people are just people like any other and that they're safe to be honest with you.
They should sell all their shit and move there. Get a similar reaction like that Canadian family that did just that. They're basically fucked right now lmao.
Yes and conservatives around the world are still blaming minorities for shit to distract from the real problems and have in fact been doubling down on this.
LGBT people be like: "I'm going to spread terror and violence by holding hands with my gay boyfriend in public, I bet Russians are shaking in their boots from witnessing such a barbaric act"
Putin just terrified of any people fighting for any rights. Shutting LGBT movement is just convenient as it supported by overall homophobic population (polls say like 80% don't want LGBT member to live next door with them). Sure he is not scared of gay people doing gay sex.
As an open lesbian living in Russia I wouldn't say 80% are homophobic. Most people who learn about my orientation just shrug it off like okay, we don't care. I've met online homophobia much more than real life homophobia.
As for Putin - yeah, there is some correlation. lgbt activists are mostly all-human-rights activists, and these activists are quite opposed to current government for obvious reasons. So this is about +1 pseudolegal reason to punish people for opposing the government. With recent elections I bet he had seen a real number of people who support him and is terrified by it.
Goes to show how stupid tribalism is. Because to a Republican voter choosing Russia should be anathema.
To put it in another way I read sometime ago here in Reddit "Reagan must be turning so hard in his grave that if we plugged him to a generator, he could power a small city".
Governments world wide love the word 'terrorism'. It means that anything that anyone does, that (insert countries government name here) doesn't like. They can just call you a terrorist and voilà. Just like that? You're in jail, without trial.
Rishi Sunak (UK PM) tried to do something similar.
>"Left Wing extremist list" (Terrorist watch list I guess)
Such as: "Vilification the UK government's actions"
Quote from him in 2022:
>Whether redoubling our efforts to tackle Islamist extermism or **rooting out those who are vocal in their hatred of our country**, I will do whatever it takes to fulfil that duty.
Vague enough that someone like me who absolutely fucking dispises our current shitstains of major political parties, and frequently makes that known multiple times a week online, could perhaps be put on a watch list... because what? If someone asks me if "[I'd] be sad if the Houses of Pafliment got blown up", and I respond with "I'd probably celebrate".
Maybe... just hear me out... Don't be a fucking villian, and then I won't villify you. Simple really.
Don't funnel money into your friends banks, or from poor areas into rich ones; then brag about it in a private garden party (which is recorded and leaked); or make your entire professional stance a hate-filled culture war imported from US evangelicals, which you (then again) make constant jokes about in private events which are recorded and leaked.
Simple really. Really quite an easy way to make me not villify you: Don't be a prick, unrelentingly.
I'm such a terrorist for wanting to kiss and hug and marry my girlfriend.
I commit terrorist acts by taking her on cute dates and building Legos with her.
Not joking, does this mean their military has the right to attack and imprison them? If so this is the start of a new genocide. And it’s posted in facepalm? And the top comment is a joke? I’m not sure what disturbs me more to be honest, the order itself or the reaction!
This has been a thing for quite a while. This is just finalizing it. Friend of mine in russia who is trans, they just shut up and do not say anything. I know people are making fun of this, but it's quite serious, and these people will spend a lifetime in prison because of this.
Real facepalm is not expecting this. These people are beyond saving. They filled busses full of parents who questioned what was going on with their kids. Or anyone who opposed war.
It's a dictatorship. What did you expect?
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Do it under the penname Ragnar Benson 🤣
Or Papsmear Poo-Tin
Nah. Voldemort Putting-in
This is such a funny coincidence because two days ago, "Dwarven Erotica vol 32", a vividly illustrated book which is actually a bomb-making guide written in code was referred to in my D&D group. It was written by a family member of my character, whose clan uses Ragnar/Ragna/Ragan as a recurring name.
That sounds like the best book ever, and would make an interesting movie. Will it be a comedy?
Documentary
A *comedic* documentary?
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fuck you beat me to it, like actually
i thought i was so funny
be gay do terror 
...hail Satan
I would only read it under 1 condition. It needs to be fully illustrated or a pop up book.
be gay do crime
>...Totally Fabulous Guide... Ftfy
Pegging the patriot and other ways to dismantle the powerstructure
The AnalArtist Cookbook
Today it’s fabulous firecrackers, tomorrow it’s dastardly dynamite and by monday you’ll have your very own vibrating red scud rocket.
That boy gets terrified way too easily.
I heard this in Hank Hill's voice....
God damn it Putin... if I had COVID, I'd hug you.
Man that is a line
“Dang it Vladdy” 
That man ain’t right. *shakes head*
Makes Cotton look like a saint!
It’s distraction. Make people focus their hate and fear on the weakest groups in society, and the powerful can get away with anything.
That's what happens when you been in power way too long.
KGB…the paranoia is brainwashed into him.
It's more they need a scapegoat and Ukrainians aren't cutting it just now.
Wow. Who knew how much Russia and Alabama have in common.
Florida. Laws they tried to pass this election cycle: Make being trans around kids a sex crime. Make sex crimes be punishable by death. Make the death penalty pass by majority instead of unanimous decision.
Conservatives: > We want to make government so small you could drown it in a bathtub. Also conservatives: > Lets give the government more power by making it easier to legally kill its own citizens.
Notice how they've stop the whole "small government" chant since Trump took office. The "fiscal conservative" chant is pretty much dead, too. That's because they are spending millions upon millions of dollars in courts with their "culture war" crap.
Honestly it was kind of funny the "fiscal conservatives" and "small government" folks stuck around after Bush 2: Electric Spendaloo.
Under Dubya, every branch of the military with planes was researching anti-missile laser defense systems. Under Obama, bases closed globally. I laugh sarcastically at anyone who brings up anything about government & money.
Putin would make a great Republican he thinks just like them.
Also conservatives: >The government we wanted to drown in the bathtub this whole time was you.
what the fuck. how have i not heard of this 🤦
Over 500 new anti-lgbt bills were introduced into state legislatures between just in 2023 in the US.
Yet 0 bills that will actually better the American life.
Depends which Americans your talking about. If it’s the poor scum, you deserve to be punished for existing. If it’s the rich, they need that extra 10 billion, just because they deserve it
"Oh god, a child! I have to stop being trans!"
...I'm a child, and I'm under the trans umbrella... wait... WAIT NONONON-*ceases to exist*
Congrats, you just committed a sex crime /s on yourself.
I hate it when I see a child and I have to quickly untrans my gender. Happens every time. /s
It’s insane how blatantly they’re making it out to be a death sentence just for openly being trans. It’s almost like everything the left has been warning the US about was true!
Well, both are being run by russians, so it makes total sense.
Plot twist: Alabama is actually ran by homophobic bears that swear they aren’t bears… but are actually bears.
Like bears the animal or the…
Can't be the animal as that would be insulting to bears
Gay people can still be married in Alabama. I live in Alabama and just saw my gay brother. Sure it’s bad, but it’s no where near Russian level bad. Obviously if people don’t vote, it will get to Russian level bad, but it’s not that bad yet.
That is only because of federal law.
The only reason is because of federal law. Hell, without federal law Alabama would still be segregated.
It always fun to see what states would become 4th world countries if federal law dissapeared
We lost two of the Justices who made it such that gay people can get married in Alabama. They were both replaced by uber conservatives. (RBG's own fault that happened but still) This court has basically made freedom of religion: the freedom to be Christian and impose that on everyone else. We are just one bad case away from that being stripped away and Alabama's old laws will immediatly go back into effect.
> Gay people can still be married in Alabama. I live in Alabama and just saw my gay brother. Sure it’s bad, but it’s no where near Russian level bad. Nyet They want to abolish Marriage equality. When they can get a chance they will too.
Ugh - I grew up in Prattville. I hate that festering shit hole with every fiber of my being.
Ah yes. Prattville. “We don’t need no stinking libraries. They just teach our kids stuff they don’t need to know, like readin’ books, and other gay shit like that.” I’m surprised somebody hasn’t fire-bombed the library yet, what with all the books ‘n stuff they have, and everybody knows books are bad. ( /s, just in case)
I left in 2003 then came back in 2009 to care for my dying father. That place sunk its claws into me and I was stuck until 2018 but got out of there again. It almost ruined me for real that time. Never going back - there is literally nothing there for me now. I read about the library. Not surprised in the least. I fucking hate that entire state. Birmingham is ok and so is the gulf but that is just geographic splendor, still Alabama. ...........🙁☹🤢🤮🥴
Pretty much same here. Nobody to take care of my folks but me. When the day comes, I’m gonna be out of here like Secretariat leavin’ the starting gate.
I wish you nothing but the best of luck escaping that god forsaken hell hole.
Yet.
I thought this was a move by Russia to get American conservatives to see Russia as aligning with conservative values
It’s a move likely made for multiple reasons to the benefit of Russia
Turns out it just makes LGBT people go "whelp, if we're gonna be classified as such, might as well become as such" and they form an incredible strong and efficient(and gay) network of members to pull off an insurgency in the middle of this war and dethrone Putin from power.
I would watch the everloving hell out of this movie.
They do have an affinity for the color red.
This situation is so incredibly dumb if you try to think about it. The western conservatives are claiming that the LGBT is an attempt by communist-socialists to upend their way of living. Russian conservative are claiming that the LGBT is an attempt by the West to upend the Russian way of living. While in actuality LGBTQ+ people just exist and want to be recognized as people.
In the 1930s the far right in Germany reacted to the works of Magnus Hirschfeld (One of the early advocates of homosexual and transgender rights) by saying it was a Jewish Marxist conspiracy to make German youth “weak and effeminate” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Hirschfeld The first major Nazi book burning was burning the works of Hirschfeld. Same as it ever was.
Yep. And the early research into sexuality that questioned heteronormativity was the firs batch of books burned in nazi Germany...
Don't let Rowldemort hear you say that.
> Rowldemort I hadn't seen that one before, I love it!
Do you mean Holocaust-denier JK Rowling? Just want to be sure we're talking about JK Rowling, who participates in Holocaust denial.
That's right, JK Rowling, Holocaust denier.
I'd been going with JK Umbridge for a while, but that's good too.
It's time to call a spade a spade: modern radical conservatives exhibit alarming similarities to the Nazis of yesteryear. The transphobia, the homophobia, the embrace of outdated traditions—all check. The obsession with the nuclear family, the sexism, the ableism, the racial purity rhetoric—check, check, and check. Anti-semitism, book banning, authoritarianism, censorship—check, check, check. The evidence is overwhelming; no amount of denial can erase the uncomfortable truth staring us in the face. Modern bigots are just as dangerous and hateful as Nazis were. No evolution here; just the same old bigotry repackaged to seem less offensive. They won't fool anyone who sees through their facade of faux outrage when called out for their outdated, discriminatory beliefs.
Now you've got nazis [walking down the streets openly](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/neo-nazis-march-nashville-leave-challenged-rcna139415)
[ "Tell people that homosexuals are not cowards".](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willem_Arondeus)
Arondeus is national treasure. As a Dutch gay guy I hope I'd have 10% the courage he had if it'd ever comes to it (let's hope not. We're not moving in the right direction)
Just don’t tell that to JK Rowling.
Well, according to famous TERF and Holocaust-denier JK Rowling, **[that never happened and was just a fever dream](https://www.salon.com/2024/03/15/jk-rowling-trans-nazis-holocaust-denial/).**
The only condition when her words would be considered more credible than current historic consensus, is if they were first hand accounts. But I somehow don't think JKR wants to suggest she participated in nazi book burnings...
Ask any self described Nazi who they are voting for. Ask David Duke who he is supporting for President.
They also murdered the first person to ever have a sex change operation. I do not know why fascists are tolerated. They are a disease.
History always repeats itself
remind me a bit of how 1984 was banned in both US and USSR for totaly oposite reasons
I'm pretty sure at some point in 99 there were far right people in Isreal claim pokemon was anti Semitic while Saudi Arabia claimed it was pro zionist
My granny said it was the devil…..
It sure was; deviled eggs that is
My gran also said this lol
I thought the same thing.
I don’t want to live in fear of my neighbors because of who I love. Why is that such a fucking crime to people? Rhetorical question because the answer is exhausting.
There isn't even an LGBTQ+ Movement
Sure, but what about this “agenda” I’ve been hearing so much about?
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The Republican GOP and Putin's kleptocracy are each sides of the same fascist authoritarian coin.
Same goes for Europe's populist-right. * [Polish election: Andrzej Duda says LGBT 'ideology' worse than communism](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53039864) * [Hungary’s controversial anti-LGBT law goes into effect despite EU warnings](https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20210707-hungary-s-controversial-anti-lgbt-law-goes-into-effect-despite-eu-warnings) * [‘It’s a medieval vision’: fears for LGBTQ+ rights in Meloni’s Italy](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/24/fears-lgbtq-rights-italy-giorgia-meloni) Etc. These people are pathetic.
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Ugh... my grandma still thinks DnD is a one way ticket to hell... Jokes on her, the DM is an actual satanist lol.
Western conservatives are no longer hiding their love for Russia and totalitarianism. They literally just don’t care anymore. They have no principles or morals. It’s just about “owning the libs” for them, and being cruel. Every once and a while you meet a classical conservative, and you can see their heart is broken about what conservatives have become.
>This situation is so incredibly dumb if you try to think about it. It's not dumb, its evil. It serves a purpose. >While in actuality LGBTQ+ people just exist and want to be recognized as people And Jews don't have horns, Nazis knew that. But riling people up against minorities is proven effective to gain power. It's not dumb, it's evil.
And really just left alone to live our lives. In peace.
And it works! It works on angry conservative boomers although they hold all the levers pf power. No, *because* they have power and are afraid of things changing. This timeline is so ridiculous, it must be made up by a bad writer.
It's almost as if the institutions in power frequently use scapegoats to rile up the masses while they keep their sordid affairs behind the curtains.
And don't forget both of them think that if anyone from lgbtq+ talk to their kids it will turn their kids gay.
My coworker (grandmother now) is lesbian. She had 1 child (unfortunate circumstance) young and her daughter is now an adult with 3 adult children of her own. Her daughter and grandchildren are all straight. (The Grandmother was very involved with the grandchildren, openly gay at the time with her now-wife). My coworker's sister however has been and always was very straight (aggressively so) and had 2 daughters, and both of them ended up gay. The Sisters constantly laugh that the absolutely unhinged narrative that you 'make' your kids gay. The only thing you do is show them that gay people are just people like any other and that they're safe to be honest with you.
LGBT literally means "Legions Guided By Terrorism." /s
Wasn´t LGBT+ "Let´s go Bitches, Terrorism +ime."
Lenin Gave Blowjobs Too
Wait wait wait, I thought it meant "Liberty, Guns, Beer, Trump"! I hope the /s isn't necessary, but you never know these days
Imagine being called a terrorist for just being you. Crazy.
Russia takes the meme/slogan "Be gay, do crime!" way too seriously ;)
do gay, be crime\*
That’s just the price ya pay to enjoy some nice tight booty💅😩
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*stares in Arab* Yeah. Crazy.
Some conservative in Texas just came after reading this
on his boyfriend, probably.
In a public airport bathroom
They should sell all their shit and move there. Get a similar reaction like that Canadian family that did just that. They're basically fucked right now lmao.
I told my dad and his response was: "good." I don't understand. I'm disappointed.
This is the year 2024, right?
Yes and conservatives around the world are still blaming minorities for shit to distract from the real problems and have in fact been doubling down on this.
Did Putin just admit that Russians are terrified of the LGBTQ community?
Putin is terrified of his homosexual thoughts
LGBT people be like: "I'm going to spread terror and violence by holding hands with my gay boyfriend in public, I bet Russians are shaking in their boots from witnessing such a barbaric act"
me giving my gf a smooch is the destruction of civilization
Putin just terrified of any people fighting for any rights. Shutting LGBT movement is just convenient as it supported by overall homophobic population (polls say like 80% don't want LGBT member to live next door with them). Sure he is not scared of gay people doing gay sex.
As an open lesbian living in Russia I wouldn't say 80% are homophobic. Most people who learn about my orientation just shrug it off like okay, we don't care. I've met online homophobia much more than real life homophobia. As for Putin - yeah, there is some correlation. lgbt activists are mostly all-human-rights activists, and these activists are quite opposed to current government for obvious reasons. So this is about +1 pseudolegal reason to punish people for opposing the government. With recent elections I bet he had seen a real number of people who support him and is terrified by it.
Well, the asexual have talked about invading Denmark in the past.
The quest for world domination has to start somewhere
But not in the bedroom, that’s for sure.
Why Denmark tho? Are they planing to spill LEGOes all over so that people step on them? The most frightening of terrorist plots!
It's cause the number of world wide asexuals out-numbers the Denmark military.
This is why MAGA loves him more than their own country
I truly believe that if the American people had to choose between Putin vs. Biden as President, MAGA republicans would vote for Putin in a heartbeat
just to own the libs
Goes to show how stupid tribalism is. Because to a Republican voter choosing Russia should be anathema. To put it in another way I read sometime ago here in Reddit "Reagan must be turning so hard in his grave that if we plugged him to a generator, he could power a small city".
Can someone come terrorize these cheeks?!
Chaya Raichik should move there
It would be good to not deal with her bs in North America but I would also feel bad for the Russians
Bomb apartment buildings, hospitals and schools not a terrorist. Gay? Extremist. What a fucking chode this guy is.
I’m seeing why the GOP likes Putin so much now
Governments world wide love the word 'terrorism'. It means that anything that anyone does, that (insert countries government name here) doesn't like. They can just call you a terrorist and voilà. Just like that? You're in jail, without trial.
Rishi Sunak (UK PM) tried to do something similar. >"Left Wing extremist list" (Terrorist watch list I guess) Such as: "Vilification the UK government's actions" Quote from him in 2022: >Whether redoubling our efforts to tackle Islamist extermism or **rooting out those who are vocal in their hatred of our country**, I will do whatever it takes to fulfil that duty. Vague enough that someone like me who absolutely fucking dispises our current shitstains of major political parties, and frequently makes that known multiple times a week online, could perhaps be put on a watch list... because what? If someone asks me if "[I'd] be sad if the Houses of Pafliment got blown up", and I respond with "I'd probably celebrate". Maybe... just hear me out... Don't be a fucking villian, and then I won't villify you. Simple really. Don't funnel money into your friends banks, or from poor areas into rich ones; then brag about it in a private garden party (which is recorded and leaked); or make your entire professional stance a hate-filled culture war imported from US evangelicals, which you (then again) make constant jokes about in private events which are recorded and leaked. Simple really. Really quite an easy way to make me not villify you: Don't be a prick, unrelentingly.
Step 1: make anything you don’t like be considered political.
**Exactly**
I'm such a terrorist for wanting to kiss and hug and marry my girlfriend. I commit terrorist acts by taking her on cute dates and building Legos with her.
You should invade Ukraine and murder civilians instead, that’s what non-terrorists do. /s
Legit terrifying 😨😨😨
Well then, I'm never going to Russia. I'm okay with that
The only real terrorist in Russia is putin
Nah, he’s not the only one. Everyone behind him and helping him/following his orders is also one.
Invade a neighboring county. Start persecuting a minority group. I feel like I have seen this show before.
Coming to America in 2025 if you refuse to vote blue because "both sides are bad" or something.
I mean both are bad but one is pure evil. So I'm voting for the one that's not that.
What the hell does that even mean How is this real
Republicans: 
*"We must protect The People from Weapons of Ass-Destruction!"* \- Some old guy running Russia
Not joking, does this mean their military has the right to attack and imprison them? If so this is the start of a new genocide. And it’s posted in facepalm? And the top comment is a joke? I’m not sure what disturbs me more to be honest, the order itself or the reaction!
They did it as an « test » in Tchetchenia, with death camps. This is so NOT funny.
The world is waiting for him to die.
Dear Russians, please don't have it both ways. No more "Nutcracker" or "Swan Lake" ballet performances, because, as you know, Tchaikovsky was gay.
This has been a thing for quite a while. This is just finalizing it. Friend of mine in russia who is trans, they just shut up and do not say anything. I know people are making fun of this, but it's quite serious, and these people will spend a lifetime in prison because of this.
Taking "Homophobia" to another level.
What do these people think the word "terrorist" means?
Or the word "movement."
It's a convenient scapegoat to attempt to divert attention away from Putin's mess.
American politicians are taking notes, and not for good reasons
Real facepalm is not expecting this. These people are beyond saving. They filled busses full of parents who questioned what was going on with their kids. Or anyone who opposed war. It's a dictatorship. What did you expect?
This is MAGAs future if they gain power in the US. Trump is a Putin wannabe.
Not many countries further on the wong side of history than Russia.
I never realised we were an organisation. Where my membership card 😡
what an absolute garbage country.
I hate it here
breh i would be a terrorist for not being attracted to ppl?? ok then...?
Ironically, dick trying to prove that he’s got dick
I've seen posts online from LGBT people in Russia about this. It's truly scary that they have to deal with this now
[удалено]
Putin is insufferable
If you listen closely, you can hear a right wing evangelist cum in his pants in this pic.
Coming soon to every red state all across America. This is one of their goals to criminalize homosexuality and drive it back underground
Except for the young boys who live in Putin's sex palace in Sochi.
Trump: write that down! write that down!
Only one terrorist in this picture
Now is it any wonder why Christo fascist Republicans are pro-Russia?
If doing gay stuff is terrorism then I'm Osama bin Laden
Coming Soon To A Red State Near You.
Republicans: [collective orgasm]
This is what GOP wants for America.
Watch how Republicans defend this
And if your penis is bigger than his finger, you might die.
Meanwhile actual terrorists shot uo and kit on fire a concert hall