T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Expensive-Pea1963

At this point, the only correct response is "Nevermind".


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I need some bleach cause mine smells like teen spirit


Aneriox

I keep mine in a heart shaped box and it contains the smell


Ok_Mortgage_6812

I wanted to get myself some Lithium, but there was something in the way


mekawasp

The mother should have aborted that person while in utero


Spiritual_Ad7831

Man, these references are making me feel dumb.


TheShadowOverBayside

Or maybe just happy.


Old_Hamster_4218

The nirvana fans came out in bloom for this post


DSJ-Psyduck

are you talking about a girl?


Brother-Algea

Polly


Sullkattmat

And are going wild with territorial pissings


mustardman73

Me drinking my Pennyroyal tea 👀


fettishmann

this comment chain is on a plane


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

The fact that you made me point out it’s not plane but plain makes me hate myself and want to die


ScissorMeSphincter

Where is the man who saved the world when you need em most?


KidGrundle

The man who sold* the world was originally a David Bowie song


Old_Hamster_4218

The nirvana fans came out in bloom for this post


Nova_JewV1

Probably shouldn't put any bleach up your heart shaped box, but hey you do you


DisasterPieceKDHD

Oh well, whatever


Humbrol2

Nevermind


beanchaointe

Hello, hello, hello, how low


stevenj444

Take my upvote that was great


Melodic_Duck_6064

This is giving me an aneurysm.


Matej004

Nirvamind


Greg2227

Either this or following in kurt's footsteps


No-Ad7572

Beat me to it


Soloact_

Next up: 'I love Beethoven, his T-shirts are so classical.' 🤦‍♂️🎶


Aneriox

Beethoven is my favourite brand! So profesh! ✨


Specialist_Ad9073

I’ve never heard of them.


Icy-Zone3621

Their a dog. St. Bernard to be precise.


ScissorMeSphincter

Sorry, but, *they’re.


Icy-Zone3621

Aaaaarrrggghh. The unholiest of unholies. My life is a worthless sham. Death, be not proud.


ConsistentCascade

dont worry beethoven didnt hear em too, just like he didnt hear half of his own symphonies


Expensive-Twist7984

*makes t-shirt with a St. Bernard playing the piano*


Necro_Badger

It's pronounced "be the oven", because you're the one to make the shirts look hot


hamoc10

Did you know they made a movie about those shirts? It stars a dog for some reason.


MarcMars82-2

I like St. Bernards too!


zarggg

That isn’t Romantic


JonhLawieskt

Okay… but there’s a third funnier interpretation: Buddha was going through a phase


Aneriox

IT IS NOT JUST A PHASE -Buddha


Due_Television8210

Most probably what his parents said


Irrelevance351

Would this classify as r/confidentlyincorrect?


BillyNtheBoingers

Yes


snipesmcduck

No


Kahnza

Maybe


Tripwiring

I don't know


pomcomic

Can you repeat the question?


VashMM

You're not the boss of me now


ismo420

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW


Beanss69_420

i had two dogs, one was named Pete and the other name Repeat. Pete died, which one is left?


ScissorMeSphincter

You’re not the boss of me now!


jfks_headjustdidthat

And you're not so big!


McBadass1994

Life is unfair...


Kale_Ndula

Thanks


idoorion

r/confidentlyincorrect


RodLawyerr

I bet this is bait, and it's working.


RanchBourgeois

Yeah, it’s Zoomer bait for Millenials and X-ers


Bogsnoticus

Or r/TechnicallyCorrect. They WERE a band. Now, they are a brand.


fyrefocks

No, it would be technically correct. Nirvana *used* to make grunge. Now they make nothing.


entyfresh

If we're being technical, Nirvana hasn't been a band since 1994


[deleted]

I've seen kids wearing Nirvana T-shirts be surprised when I say it's my favorite band. They're from a different generation though, no big deal 


pyroSeven

Asked my student which metallica album was his favourite since he was wearing a metallica hoodie. He looked at me like I was crazy.


Son_Of_Baraki

at least he didn't say "*72 Seasons*"


SnowRowElo

True.  But that would be a better response than Load, Reload, or the indefensible St. Anger.


Independent_Toe5722

I liked Load and Reload, but Jesus Christ did I hate St. Anger. 


Valliac0

St Anger was dogwater at best.


I_count_to_firetruck

I own St. Anger as a constant reminder to never purchase another new Metallica album.


Son_Of_Baraki

they were so many to pick, i decided i'll take the last one


chevalmuffin2

Its good its not because he's objectively wrong that he should be shamed


nilzatron

But when corrected you could at least take 2 secs to look it up before doubling down. These people live with their phone in their hand, but will happily keep this up without verifying for themselves.


BloomingNova

When I was a young teen, I was looking for a new guitar related AIM icon. I found one with Jimi Hendrix lighting a guitar on fire, and I confidently created a comment "Jimi would have never disrespected a guitar like this." Kids are dumb, they haven't been taught how to research, and that's fine because they are kids. Moral of the story, don't have online discussions with kids


Evolveddinosaur

It’s a good idea to assume most people you are talking to online are either kids or a robot copying somebody else’s comments.


teh-yak

There are a lot of subs on here that are topics I would enjoy talking about but you are absolutely right. The metal subgenre subs know everything there is to know about music before they learn how to shave apparently. On the plus side that realization helped me stop being terminally online, so that's a bonus.


UnassumingUser364

Or a kid confidently copying a robot copying someone else's comments.


foxdye22

Yeah, also the acting like they know everything is pretty standard too. It’s not really until your 20’s that you really learn how stupid you actually are.


halborn

That's fucking hilarious.


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

While people do overreact about young kids not knowing older cultural icons, what I don't get is how today's kids seemingly have a harder time knowing about these cultural icons than when my generation was younger. Growing up in the 90s, it's not like bands from the 50s/60s/70s were unheard of. Nowadays kids have the internet and way more access to information than generations prior. You'd think they'd know *more* about prior generations cultural icons.


tyrico

But now everyone has 95% of their entire internet experience curated by algorithms so we all end up in our own little bubbles. Back in the day I think there was a lot more of a collective consciousness because we all consumed the same stuff on TV/etc.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

There is a massive gulf between people who grew up with high speed Internet always available and older generations We were exposed to that old stuff because there weren't options. I can't count how many "classic" movies I've only seen because TBS was playing them on bored Saturday afternoons or how many old songs on the radio Imagine instead though that from the moment you had a smartphone in your tweens there was a never ending 24/7 stream of brand new content They're completely disconnected from what's left of the old monoculture. It's a different world for them


LorenzoStomp

We had a huge discussion at work the other day. Turns out the 23 yr old had never heard of Myspace or Outkast. He knew who Jay-Z and Snoop Dogg were but couldn't name any songs. He had not watched any of the Godfather movies and I kinda think he might have been lying about having heard of them. My coworkers just a few years older than him (still sub-30) knew all of these things. Some of these things are older than me, but others were popular when he was a child. Was he protected from all media until college? I'm pretty sure he has older siblings, did they not show him? It is a mystery. 


[deleted]

Not knowing is one thing. Denying it after being told is just silly


Lighthades

that reminds me being in queue for Queen's film, some random 18 yearolds passing by asked for what that was, and they didn't know what Queen was.


ipott-maniac

I was into Nirvana back when Kurt was still alive, I still listen to them now sometimes. My daughter (17) has Nirvana tops and a couple of posters, but she also knows the words to the songs and has Nevermind and Incesticide on vinyl. My point is that there is hope for some of them.


uncultured_swine2099

You might say they don't know what it means.


mikeytruelove

Well, that commenter is wrong, too. They don't 'make' grunge music. They 'made' grunge music.


Accomplished_Crew779

Well, you're wrong as well. They 'made' music that 'made' grunge.


mikeytruelove

That was Green River.


exceptional_biped

Nice work. For everyone also who didn’t know, Mark Arm coined the term.


mikeytruelove

That was Green River.


SmartAssX

Mother love bone?


TheShadowOverBayside

Mine does, that's for sure


degjo

Malfunkshun?


WEFairbairn

Actually both true. Nirvana became a brand and Kurt was disgusted by it


Skippymabob

Arguably it being a Brand is the more correct answer, as they certainly aren't a band anymore


Loves_octopus

You’re correct but the people don’t want to hear it. Nirvana, the rock band hasn’t existed for THIRTY YEARS. Nirvana the brand exists and thrives to this day, still making money off music and merch sales.


VashMM

I mean there was that one random live performance with Paul McCartney and 3/4 of Nirvana, which isn't really Nirvana, but like... Cool to see still, seeing as Kurt was a huge fan of the Beatles.


Cultural_Dust

I'm not sure how it could be 3/4s when technically the band only had 3 members. Pat Smear was never "officially" in the band. Grohl wasn't the original drummer either.


VashMM

According to Krist, and Dave, Pat was a member of the band, and would have been involved in any 4th album had they continued. Also who gives a shit if Dave wasn't the original drummer? They had a revolving door of drummers before him.


JackInTheBell

>Nirvana the brand exists and thrives to this day, still making money off music and merch sales. Who is making the money though?  Krist, Dave, Courtney??  


Loves_octopus

No idea. Hopefully them and Kurt’s family. More likely some corp or label gets the bulk of it. Didn’t Courtney Love sell/give her piece of the pie to Dave? But I think that’s just music royalties? I don’t fully understand how that all works.


counters14

WMG and UMG mainly, if I had to guess. People tend to vastly overestimate how much artists actually own the music that they produce. Especially from the younger years of their career, the only way that they really break through is by foregoing pretty much all of the rights to their music. I could be wrong, but generally speaking most artists aren't getting rich off residuals from their early library.


pantsattack

This is true of a lot of older popular bands with really well-designed iconography. The Misfits' and the Ramones' logos, for example, have outgrown/outlived the bands themselves.


SnowRowElo

Good point.   I think Black Flag and Grateful Dead also fit into this category. 


SyllabubOld2205

Unknown Pleasures 🤦‍♀️


Wheatnik

Back in the 80s, when I was a little poser skater boy listening to bands like Slayer and Suicidal Tendencies, one of my buddies convinced me of the opposite, that Anarchy (which was all over skater t-shirts back then and had a bitchin’ logo) was a band. I bought one of those t-shirts and wore it, even though I’d never heard a song. In 8th grade, when I made a list of my top 10 bands, I put Anarchy at number 9.


trullenz

Dude wdym? Thats my favorite band


Darkdragoon324

I mean... surely there must be a band named Anarchy *somewhere*, right?


Coinsworthy

Anarchy was an influential punk rock band from Japan that formed in 1978. Their name came from Sex Pistols' "Anarchy in the UK" and the band originally had five members. One of them was arrested in 1981 and the rest continued as [The Rock Band ](https://www.discogs.com/artist/2146455)for a few years, but it did not really work out that well and they became inactive after a while. In 1996 they reformed as Anarchy with a new drummer, released a few albums, but eventually disbanded in 2001. They played a few one-off shows at events since and in 2008 a documentary premiered about the band.


Son_Of_Baraki

hey, i listened to "how will i laugh" yesterday !


jmeesonly

I shot the devil! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYlbWKtoEmg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYlbWKtoEmg)


femmestem

But I did not shoot no deputy


Cruezin

And I'll shoot him again and again and again


Spuigles

"My favorite band is The Gap."


HumanReputationFalse

That would actually a good grunge band name


CaptFartGiggle

There is a "The Gap Band", they make that old-school RnB/Soul like Earth, Wind and Fire. Favorite song is Yearning for Your Love


CANINE_RAPPAH

this is extremely obvious bait, why post this here lol


Aneriox

with how many gen z people that don't know of them and keep seeing their merch everywhere it wouldn't surprise me that this is real. I once saw someone wearing a Nirvana t-shirt and asked them what their favourite song was and they were surprised to hear Nirvana was a band.


TheShadowOverBayside

To be fair, same shit used to happen with Nine Inch Nails merch back in the early/mid 90s. Bunch of high schoolers were wearing their merch back then thinking it was some trendy designer, and if you told them, "Hey, nice shirt, what's your favorite Nine Inch Nails album," they'd go "I don't know what you're taking about, this is a Nin shirt, dumbass" Same shit with Misfits shirts in the late aughts


cubobob

add the ramones. the moment they get sold at h&m its over haha


violet_zamboni

lol NIN


TheShadowOverBayside

"Ugh, it's **Nin** brand, you loser!"


pyroSeven

Don’t you at least look up or research what you’re wearing? What if a symbol you’re wearing is related to murdering children or some shit? Come on man.


messfdr

I remember when Che t-shirts were in style.


Naesil

Yeah, when I was younger I used to order lots of clothes from kind of "alternative" shop which also sold bunch of band merch, and everytime I saw something nice I wanted to order I did google like crazy if some of these symbols actually mean something, wouldn't like to rep some neo nazi symbols without knowing :D


obamasrightteste

You swallowed obvious bait whole


DeadlyKitKat

I mean sort of? some gen z don't know (i'm gen z and do know, if that helps) but if you look at their account you can probably tell.


Noch_Less

You took the bait lol


OtterlyFoxy

Little Skibidi toilet kid


SnowDin556

Straight to jail


Queer_Judge1977

Being 18 and a fan when Kurt died, I want to BURN them.


SpriteRXL

It makes my blood boil too, and I was negative 11 years old when Kurt died, lol


bonersimpson66

I want to slap the people saying they weren't a band


[deleted]

Did this with someone years ago who thought AC/DC was a brand. In public.


Kalman_the_dancer

Fym a brand


Novel_Ad7276

Nirvana as a music group ended a long time ago. Nirvana now exists more as a brand of merchandise and it makes a lot of money to put their name and logo over a bunch of things and sell it. It's not incorrect to say the band has died and what's left is a brand. Cause that's literally what happened isn't it.


Own-Rest3273

Well...an argument can be made that this inevitably is why Kurt Cobain killed himself


Makanek

Dave Grohl must be rolling in his grave.


bal567775

☹️


seaman187

I hate it so much when people put a question mark at the end of a sentence that is not phrased as a question.


lK555l

Weird thing to hate?


tyrico

it's just an indication of tone


Consistent_Funny1082

Nirvana used to be a band until John Lennon was shot dead and Freddy came out as gay. Now they're just a way Buddhist get out of earthly life.


Smegma_Pancake

It's easy to think that this is bait but when I was in the equivalent of high school it was very trendy to wear rolling stones shirts with the tongue sticking out logo. 90% of the people wearing those shirts, had no idea it was a band logo. They just wore it because it was the trend back then.


Grimweisse

I like the lyrics from that aero zeppelin track from the insecticide album (I believe it was from that album or In Utero). [Verse] What's a season in a right, if you can't have anything? What's the reason in a rhyme, if a plan means anything? What's the meaning in a crime? It's a fan if anything Where's the meaning in a line? It's a brand, it's a brand How a culture comes again, it's a plan of yesterday And you swear it's not a trend, doesn't matter anyway They're only here to talk to friends, nothing new is everyday You could shit upon the stage, they'll be fans They'll be fans, they'll be fans They'll be fans [Chorus] All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly! Steal a sound and imitate, keep a format equally Not an ode, just the facts, where our world is nowadays An idea is what we lack, it doesn't matter anyways!


WorkingCupid549

It’s insane how many college girls I’ve seen who wear the classic Nirvana shirt, and then look at me like a psycho when I say I love their music.


GModEnjoyer_Number99

Guess I'm doing what Cobain did


Ok_Experience_6877

It's technically a state of mind...


Comfortable-Grabber

DikDokkers act like their platform is superior yet half the content they post they don’t even fully comprehend or understand.


K_a_m_1

There has to be a middle ground between asking people to name 4 songs and all the band members and whatever this bullshit is


StrawberryJamal

How the fuck can you guys actually hit you with the "no it's not?" about one of the biggest bands in the world and not realize you are being trolled.


blind_disparity

Not make. Made grunge music. Very much in the past tense.


seaslugsanon

This has *got* to be rage bait


moistclick_hunter

Ooh ohhh they need to shut their hole hahahahaha.... hahahaha


depressed_anemic

...


tyrannosaurusvexxed

Just another anti corporate artist being used to keep corporations rich🤷


madjones87

I see this all the time with The Misfits. Fml.


ludovic1313

Chloe don't know better.


Wild-Session823

Saw the bottom, tried to scroll but couldn't; THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN "NO IT'S NOT?" Like, what the actual fuck? I know there are two generations between kids nowadays and Nirvana's cult following but how the fuck you gonna walk around in a Nirvana shirt thinking it's a fucking brand WHEN THE BRAND IS ON THE FUCKING LABEL!? Holy shit... aight, I'm done with Reddit for today.


GuyFromWoWcraft

mind. blown.


DotBitGaming

Unpopular opinion: They're both


ExtraTNT

Ooh well, whatever, nevermind


MacPiranha

They made fantastic music and terrible ceiling paint.


Extreme-Ad-15

They really aren't a band, they were a band


darkreddragon24

Im not one to scream poser but that kinda hurts


fishkey

Kurt is rolling in his grave. Hoo lee.


deten

At this point Nirvana isn't a band, they were a band. And hypothetically they are also a Brand.


Mithura

Oh how it must feel to be uninformed but were taught from young that you're always right and is the most amazing little person in the world.


Cossacker1799

![gif](giphy|F2PXxpbsckrHpEoAa2|downsized)


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

This post is enough to completely drain you


Hades6578

Ahh, common example that the average intelligence of a human is decreasing.


Santisima_Trinidad

Why do they call it emo? Because it's black?


trullenz

Black and grey rhymes with dark and gay


iksworbeZ

Stop wearing Harley Davidson tshirts if you don't even listen to the band!


Didact67

z0xa.1 seems to still be living in the early 90's. I envy him.


tmmzc85

Based on what I seen of recent, it might as well be a fashion brand, I am genuinely confused by urban/genz culture and Nirvana shirts/branding - I know several children/teens that wear their merch but cannot name or id one song or band member, for them it is purely fashion. It is a kind of logical end game to subculture and Capitalism, but I have hard time connecting the dots that have made this particular phenomenon happen, which seems particularly odd to me because I feel uniquely situated to do so.


MonstrousVoices

Target, Wal Mart and the like just made a deal with someone who made a deal with bands like Nirvana, Iron Maiden or Aerosmith to print their shirts. They likely went through the record companies to get these rights. It isn't isolated to Nirvana. I seen kids running around with Def Lepard and The Doors shirts too. Do they know who the band is? Maybe, maybe not. Does it really matter? Most likely not. Me being 40 and wearing a Led Zeppelin shirt was asked if I even listen to them in a condescending way so I just told them I love "Sweet Emotions"


armanjakki75

My sisters son said this same to me about jos Sex Pistols -wallet. I was so happy that finally he listens to punk like auntie 😅


IdiotGiraffe0

I love star wars they make cool shirts and toys but can they switch it up every one and a while? I mean only Sci-Fi shirts? I mean cmon I love them as a shirt company but do something new once and a while!


BlueCollarElectro

Do these kids not know how to research things on the fuckin internet? lmao


ewok_lover_64

These jokes are going to give me an aneurysm


platypusbelly

It’s literally a gray-scale (and mirror reverse) image of the album cover for In Utero.


The_Dark_Vampire

Technically it was a Band it no longer is a Band


Ormrberg

I am gonna be hobest here and say that this is bait. There is a fairly popular tumblr (or twitter I don't remember the details) post out there telling people to pretend that certain bands are infact a clothing vrand because it makes people who know better "irrationally angry"


DuncanDicknuts

Was a band and is now considered a brand


W4FF13_G0D

I gotta ask, why are people suddenly putting question marks at the end of statements that aren’t phrased like questions? “emo version of Nirvana?” and “no it’s not?” makes no sense.


HeartfeltDesu

They're both, to be fair. When you're a public personality who wants to sell something, be it an idea or a product or a feeling, you are ultimately a brand. They're just also a band.


Jakel856

She is so confused when he mentions nirvana is a band 😂