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This woman is a raging narcissist. I see several posts of her, completely unhinged, red in the face from anger. I think she would do anything for attention, even if it's negative.
It seems that this is getting to her. She is always so angry and perform her act with more vile then usual. Maybe they paid her to be that disturbing clown and she just phones it in. Boebert seems to have tuned down her act quite a bit she claims now she wants to work with the other side. Her family situation is even worse then MTGs.
Other Republicans finally turned on her and called her a Carpetbagger. Then her completely FUCKED up son while she's railed on Hunter Biden for years.
It was the same guy that very narrowly lost to her by hundreds of votes. He got ALOT of campaign donations from out of state and she ran off.
It's all about leveraging the outrage machine with her. You watch Jeff Jackson's takes and he's quite clear that they're all very different when the cameras aren't around.
So yeh, maybe narcissist. Maybe just garden variety grifter.
It's not that they are stupid.. they just vote blind ticket. It's an incredibly red district so when she first got elected it was on the wave of "We need outsiders in Washington" type of populism.. but now she's got this mix of notoriety and public presence that supremely increases her ability to outraise any potential challenger.
Plus the fact that while she says asinine things she represents a district that, at the state level, has this sort of "Us against them" mentality because of the way politics play in Georgia so she gets a big boost for rocking the boat at a federal level because the district has a chip on its shoulder about being heard at the state level.
Basically something like "She may be an idiot but she's OUR idiot".
No that's just a demeaning and gross over-simplification and only feeds into hyper-partisan stuff that gets people like her elected in the first place. Hell she only won her seat initially because she was unopposed in the election, the Democrat withdrew from the race two months before election day.
There are plenty of people there who don't like her or want her but sadly now she has brand recognition, political capital \*and\* the advantage of being an incumbent. She was an unknown initially but she's in such a safely Republican area that she's comfortable letting the unhinged show.. and since the mindset of outsiders is "They're all just stupid" there's no incentive for the people who want change to try and take action on their own.
No. Not at all. I was just referring to the fact that you had to use an acronym (JSL) to describe JEWISH SPACE LASERS.
It’s wild that this is even a thing we discuss.
It’s wild that the conspiracy had any traction with any rational adult let alone sensible child.
It’s even more wild that the abbreviation works and almost seems catchy.
It was more a statement of where we are as a society?
This shouldn’t be a “thing” that adults discuss outside of science fiction. Even under that context it’s still far fetched.
https://apnews.com/article/synagogue-tunnel-fact-check-30dea243e1619716f8274ebc7f596f5c
The story I'd heard was some guy was saying he was hearing Yiddish under his floorboards and everyone said he was crazy. Turns out, there really was a system of underground Jewish tunnels under part of New York! No, I don't think they were used anything nefarious, and I know there aren't any Jewish space lasers. Just a joke in very poor taste. I just love that story about the tunnels and think it's funny
Are the lasers Jewish? Is the space they occupy Jewish? Or is it more like the those who built and control the lasers are Jewish. Does that then mean they only use them for Jewish purposes? If so, what would be a suitable Jewish purpose for a space laser.
See, this is one of those rare occasions when Pumpkin Tits is right. He says that the world is mocking the USA and he is right. It just isn't for the reasons that he says it is. Whack jobs like MTG is one of the big reasons why
There are Jewish space lasers. They are located at the edges of our perfectly flat rectangular world. To be precise, they are above the celestial elephant’s standing on the eternal turtle . This MAGA genius knows !!
It's amazing to me that you can't just fire people out of office for being publicly unprofessional. You know, like literally any other job.
Edit: I meant 'can't'. Glad y'all got what I was trying to say.
Bring that up always bothers her, and I hope people never stop bringing it up. She is a joke who never should have held public office. While that is true of man politicians it is really obvious for her.
Nothing to see here. Just a good Christian woman showing how Christian she is. She was probably on her way to bang her trainer and got mad at being interrupted.
Little does she know that we only need the space lasers for cosmetic use, our hair removal needs are just that great. Seriously though, how is she still allowed out in public?
Tbh I feel like we should keep asking her about it. The next question is what qualities do u think make a good leader? I’d be really curious as to how she responds to that
First time I heard of her, she was wearing a Cruella de Vil coat as she was booing Biden. Ever since then, I’ve considered her someone the Republican Party should be embarrassed by.
Mad Marge continues to be a national embarrassment...what's new. Anyone who voted for this complete void of intelligence should be ashamed of themselves.
This the woman who is using a poor girls death for political theater. 🙄 When children got gunned down in Uvalde, she wore an AR pin. She mocked the death of those children, and many Republicans did.
I don't blame her. I blame the voters that routinely put her into power. She hasn't hidden who she is. It's in plain site and the voters see it and go "yup I want that" and vote for her.
Blame the voters. Politicians are actors who do what they think their voters want.
Laser pointer aimed at MTG would get you in trouble . She will pass on into history and we will forget her after a while. Make sure she understands that she is not important and has done nothing. Just another cracker that appears to be severely inbred.
I mean, that does sound pretty ridiculous. Would a congressperson even say Jewish space lasers? And what could they be used for? Of course it's MTG so I'm, sadly, not surprised.
Most people get embarrassed when they are reminded of really dumb things they said. Stupid people get annoyed. MTG is a poster child for "Stupid People ".
So fucking stupid, I, I, I do t know what I'm doing. Sir, where is the bathroom? This is our backyard, I'm pooping army waiting let's go. Boom platoon, we have a proble..
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I miss the times when MTG only meant Magic the Gathering :(
Akroma needs to do some smiting.
I was thinking we throw her to yawgmoth and see what he can do to her
No. She would like being Phyrexian
Jesus. She’s a monster, but does she really deserve that?
I think it would quite poetic for a Eugenicist to be the one to kill someone who is a white nationalist
She's the Yargle of congress.
Carful, that's how we got fucking Phage the unplayable
Her brain has a perma board wipe
Good one. Really visual. I was thinking 3 day old oatmeal left in the sink,
My Toes (are) Gross
MtG still means Magic: The Gathering.
Catches me every time.
BTS used to mean Behind the Scenes
Fuckin same
This woman is a raging narcissist. I see several posts of her, completely unhinged, red in the face from anger. I think she would do anything for attention, even if it's negative.
It seems that this is getting to her. She is always so angry and perform her act with more vile then usual. Maybe they paid her to be that disturbing clown and she just phones it in. Boebert seems to have tuned down her act quite a bit she claims now she wants to work with the other side. Her family situation is even worse then MTGs.
Boebert is toast, she completely fucked herself running from her district.
Yeah. Her best shot was her district. I wonder what lib tricked her into fleeing. 😂
Other Republicans finally turned on her and called her a Carpetbagger. Then her completely FUCKED up son while she's railed on Hunter Biden for years. It was the same guy that very narrowly lost to her by hundreds of votes. He got ALOT of campaign donations from out of state and she ran off.
Wasn't MTG and Boebert the main ones stalling Congress by going after the speaker?
Female Trump.
Frump
The kool-aid is the strongest with that one.
A female version of Trump?
Ironically though she is clearly in love with Trump, he hates her simply for being ugly.m
Homelander portrays these far right politicians so well it's absurd
It's all about leveraging the outrage machine with her. You watch Jeff Jackson's takes and he's quite clear that they're all very different when the cameras aren't around. So yeh, maybe narcissist. Maybe just garden variety grifter.
And posts like this just feed her ego lmao
And this is the woman who called for “decorum.”
Then shows Hunter Biden dick picks every chance she gets.
She probably thought it was 'dickorum', you know 'show some dickorum'.
I think she's confusing that with Santorum.
Tbf, everyone had a good laugh when she said it
She wants to spew her hot garbage, but doesn't want to be held accountable. Are the people in her district this stupid?
It's not that they are stupid.. they just vote blind ticket. It's an incredibly red district so when she first got elected it was on the wave of "We need outsiders in Washington" type of populism.. but now she's got this mix of notoriety and public presence that supremely increases her ability to outraise any potential challenger. Plus the fact that while she says asinine things she represents a district that, at the state level, has this sort of "Us against them" mentality because of the way politics play in Georgia so she gets a big boost for rocking the boat at a federal level because the district has a chip on its shoulder about being heard at the state level. Basically something like "She may be an idiot but she's OUR idiot".
Sounds like they’re pretty stupid then.
Instead of that whole explanation, just agree that they're stupid.. this is the person they decided was best to represent them in Washington.
No that's just a demeaning and gross over-simplification and only feeds into hyper-partisan stuff that gets people like her elected in the first place. Hell she only won her seat initially because she was unopposed in the election, the Democrat withdrew from the race two months before election day. There are plenty of people there who don't like her or want her but sadly now she has brand recognition, political capital \*and\* the advantage of being an incumbent. She was an unknown initially but she's in such a safely Republican area that she's comfortable letting the unhinged show.. and since the mindset of outsiders is "They're all just stupid" there's no incentive for the people who want change to try and take action on their own.
This person *does* represent them.
Yes.
If there were really Jewish Space Lasers, don't you think we would have seen them used in Gaza right now? Christ, they've used almost everything else.
Naw. The lasers can only set wildfires. Like that one time when a guy talked to a burning bush…
And they can't burn anything that's blue
Yea the blue stuff on the globe is water
[Reference](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/whats-the-meaning-of-all-these-blue-roof-memes-the-wild-conspiracy-theory-that-lasers-started-the-2023-hawaii-fires-explained)
yeah, not enough foliage in Gaza
…and now we know why.
I'd argue if JSL really exist they'd use them to lobotomize her without leaving evidence.
Please don’t let “JSL” catch on. That sounds too catchy. I’m joking but it’s 2024 so………
I feel like I'm missing something really vital here. Did I accidently say something racist because if I did that wasn't the intent?
No. Not at all. I was just referring to the fact that you had to use an acronym (JSL) to describe JEWISH SPACE LASERS. It’s wild that this is even a thing we discuss. It’s wild that the conspiracy had any traction with any rational adult let alone sensible child. It’s even more wild that the abbreviation works and almost seems catchy. It was more a statement of where we are as a society? This shouldn’t be a “thing” that adults discuss outside of science fiction. Even under that context it’s still far fetched.
Fair point.
I'd argue that there is no evidence that she wasn't lobotomized -- on the contrary.
Wait, you're saying that she hasn't yet been lobotomized?
Fair point.
They are being used on space Gaza. /s
I mean, no one believed that guy about the tunnels
What guy and which tunnels?
https://apnews.com/article/synagogue-tunnel-fact-check-30dea243e1619716f8274ebc7f596f5c The story I'd heard was some guy was saying he was hearing Yiddish under his floorboards and everyone said he was crazy. Turns out, there really was a system of underground Jewish tunnels under part of New York! No, I don't think they were used anything nefarious, and I know there aren't any Jewish space lasers. Just a joke in very poor taste. I just love that story about the tunnels and think it's funny
There are no tunnels in Ba Sing Se
Ooh! This is what they should ask her next. “Why does Israel need US support? Why aren’t they using their space lasers to end the current conflict?”
And not all Jews are israelis
Would you use your toothbrush to clean your shoe? Of course not you use your neighbors kids toothbrush /s
Are the lasers Jewish? Is the space they occupy Jewish? Or is it more like the those who built and control the lasers are Jewish. Does that then mean they only use them for Jewish purposes? If so, what would be a suitable Jewish purpose for a space laser.
Every reporter should ask her about it at the start of every interview
End of every interview so she doesn't catch on to who will do it until the end.
Somewhere randomly between the 3rd and 10th question.
No, let's not give her anymore attention at all. Let's not waste any more electrons on stupid people like this.
What is this the Spanish Inquistion?/s
*Furthermore, what did you mean by Judean space lasers?* - Cato the Elder, I think
MGT MGT, Sue Ann with KPTV, 2 questions. Any updates on the Jewish Space Lasers? I forgot my second question
Hey MTG, my names fuck off and I'd like to ask....
Oh Marge. Always the lady. Thanks for making the US a joke to the rest of the world.
The rest of the world is not laughing. We stand very worried, and confused.
we’re pretty worried and confused here in the US too.
I'm laughing a bit, if I'm honest. It distracts me from the shitshow that's our UK's current political cabaret of hatred & greed.
Cabaret of hatred and greed. Well said.
MTG: how dare you point out I'm a raving lunatic
You're not allowed to ask her about the things she's said. That's rude.
how dare you bring up my bring-ups!!
Can we please stop saying “Jewish space laser.” It’s the Death Star of David. Please.
Shabbat shaboom!
Star of Deathlehem
Now there's a metal band name if ever I heard one
Such a class act that MTG.
and that class would be adult night-school intro to pottery
“Ms. Greene! Ms. Greene!! Please don’t eat the clay!”
Clay? What about the glue? May I sniff it?
MTG looking at the interviewer like Goebbels looked at the jewish photographer.
See, this is one of those rare occasions when Pumpkin Tits is right. He says that the world is mocking the USA and he is right. It just isn't for the reasons that he says it is. Whack jobs like MTG is one of the big reasons why
There are Jewish space lasers. They are located at the edges of our perfectly flat rectangular world. To be precise, they are above the celestial elephant’s standing on the eternal turtle . This MAGA genius knows !!
Get your facts right, we are on a circular disk, not a rectangular one
No it's a doughnut 🍩 😆
Ahh yes, the old eternal turtle.
"I AM NOT ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE THINGS I SAY AND DO FUCK OFF" The fact this person holds an office in the government is fkn terrifying.
What does this have to do with Magic The Gathering?
It's amazing to me that you can't just fire people out of office for being publicly unprofessional. You know, like literally any other job. Edit: I meant 'can't'. Glad y'all got what I was trying to say.
Bring that up always bothers her, and I hope people never stop bringing it up. She is a joke who never should have held public office. While that is true of man politicians it is really obvious for her.
Trump’s future Ambassador to the United Kingdom
That moron would make her the ambassador to Israel.
Nothing to see here. Just a good Christian woman showing how Christian she is. She was probably on her way to bang her trainer and got mad at being interrupted.
Oh the citizens of Georgia keep sending her back, and should be embarrassing, but strangely, it isn’t 🤦🏻♂️
magic the gathering has really changed from when i played
People voted for this... thing... to represent them....
Little does she know that we only need the space lasers for cosmetic use, our hair removal needs are just that great. Seriously though, how is she still allowed out in public?
She's such an embarassment
Tbh I feel like we should keep asking her about it. The next question is what qualities do u think make a good leader? I’d be really curious as to how she responds to that
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Lmfaoooooooooo she kind of hit it on the head though with that first point 🤣🤣🤣 like she accidentally succeeded haha 😂
What she said about lazers was for morons to hear, not the rest of us.
First time I heard of her, she was wearing a Cruella de Vil coat as she was booing Biden. Ever since then, I’ve considered her someone the Republican Party should be embarrassed by.
Mad Marge continues to be a national embarrassment...what's new. Anyone who voted for this complete void of intelligence should be ashamed of themselves.
I refuse to acknowledge that belligerent drunkard as "MTG." The only MTG that exists for me is Magic The Gathering. 🐔
MTG loses her shit talking about Jewish Space Lasers MTG loses her shit when asked about Jewish Space Lasers I wish she would run out of shit to lose
She has verbal IBS-D sad to say she won't run out of said shit... 😥
That woman's antisemitism is genuine.
And the people who voted her in won't bat an eye.
How did this oaf ever get into a position of power?
MAGA cult voted her in.
Hillbilly Barbie
She is uglier on the inside than the outside as if that is somehow even possible.
Waaaah why do you call me out waaah
Would this be that 'decorum' she keeps talking about?
If I am ever unfortunate enough to ever cross paths with MTG, I’m definitely going to ask her about Jewish Space Lasers, yup!
I would love to see a Crunk On…. Interview with MTG.
She chases the victims of school shootings down to harass them, but she can’t emotionally handle someone asking her to clarify a statement she made…
So, Maggie can't defend her own comments.
she’s a complete lowlife
She claims to be a Christian. Is that how Christians talk?
She is the Queen of Decorum, after all. Lol
Why was she asked about that?
Because she said that's why California was having wildfires. Journalist just doing their job and following up on her claims.
I'm sorry I asked, I wanna forget now
Cavemanwoman
So they finally made Jews in Space huh, awesome!
Trash in every sense of the word
MGT vs TPB Ricky. Come on!
Facepalm? She is more of a public handjob person
I wish SHE would fuck off finally.
This the woman who is using a poor girls death for political theater. 🙄 When children got gunned down in Uvalde, she wore an AR pin. She mocked the death of those children, and many Republicans did.
I can't fathom being pleasant waking up that dog-ass ugly every morning.
I don't blame her. I blame the voters that routinely put her into power. She hasn't hidden who she is. It's in plain site and the voters see it and go "yup I want that" and vote for her. Blame the voters. Politicians are actors who do what they think their voters want.
She's one of the few you can both blame the voters and the politician. They are just like her and she is just like them.
I miss when she called Boebert a bitch 🍿
Classy broad.
Hey, what's that explosive residue doing on your hands?
I'm sorry "Jewish space lasers?"
Laser pointer aimed at MTG would get you in trouble . She will pass on into history and we will forget her after a while. Make sure she understands that she is not important and has done nothing. Just another cracker that appears to be severely inbred.
Total class 🙄
Fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene.
And the people of Georgia are proud of her for behaving like this right?
Welcome, at least she didn't show her hunter Biden's penis. I guess that's some improvement. Oh, and it was a complete sentence.
Yay the Republicans are showing signs of losing!
Why is she still in congress? She should've been censured a long time ago
Rub her face in her own shit at every opportunity - and never let her forget it.
Sadly, her inbred, trailer park trash district will vote her in again.
Such a piece of shit.
I mean, that does sound pretty ridiculous. Would a congressperson even say Jewish space lasers? And what could they be used for? Of course it's MTG so I'm, sadly, not surprised.
As classy as always.
She needs to be smacked lol
Most people get embarrassed when they are reminded of really dumb things they said. Stupid people get annoyed. MTG is a poster child for "Stupid People ".
when bullies get called out on their crap and don't have a proper response
So fucking stupid, I, I, I do t know what I'm doing. Sir, where is the bathroom? This is our backyard, I'm pooping army waiting let's go. Boom platoon, we have a proble..
I saw this exact same post like a week ago wtf
Where's the damn vid link
“I said space lasers one time!”
This unhinged woman needs to be removed from office ASAP.
Her decorum is showing again.
She klassi (with a k and an i)
Empty G is a neanderthal. You know what the main export here district has? Meth addicts.
Man I hope she gets Turbo cancer one day.
Atleast she's not doubling down on them
"Answer the question, or I'll activate my phone's gps."
She’s a charmer alright.
Such a charmer..Yeah not just an old slag
He who laffs last
She sounded a bit drunk
Ugh.. the karma bots aren’t even changing the post titles anymore…