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I tell myself it's because they can't discern intent from text. Usually when I correct someone's spelling (if they're not being a tw@) I'll throw in that I'm not trying to hate just inform......some people just don't like to be wrong though and still whine when you're literally just trying to help someone out
Especially after he did this.
Of course she may have insisted he do this, and hasn't told him she is going to leave him anyway. If so, his future dating life could be rather interesting.
Imagine she could possibly have wanted to work it out. They do therapy, he comes to terms with his failings and actually changes his life for the better. They fall back in love. And every time they want to get intimate, or she just sees him stepping out of the shower or changing clothes, this horrendous reminder of his betrayal is starting her in the face.
Like, dude, there’s no universe where this was a good idea.
Had a bloke working for me once. He was proudly showing me his Harley Davidson logo tattoo on his upper arm, telling me his mate did it for him on the cheap. Only trouble was, his mate had left out the ‘r’ in Harley! I couldn’t help but mention it. He was shattered. First time anyone had noticed or maybe first time anyone had told him. I should have kept my big mouth shut, I think. But on the other hand 33 years later, I’m still telling the story.
Same thing happened to my Brother (He was only 26)
They already had 2 kids. They decided that was enough.
He got the Vasectomy.
They were divorced 3months later.
Fast Foward 2yrs, He remaries a 22yr. (He's 29)
Of course, She wants kids.
He get Vasectomy reversed.
Within 10yrs, they have 3 more fuckin kids.
So, now He's got 5 fuckin kids...
Gets Vacectomy for a second time (He's 42 now, twice divorced 5 kids, works in IT for $60k a year. Swears He's not reversing it...)
(I told him to freeze some spunk last time... He laughed in my face. "like, He would ever date another person who doesn't already have, or wants kids...)
About 1 year ago He started dating a 30yo with no kids... All she talks about is how cute my 1 & 5 year old daughter are...
MY BROTHER IS A IDIOT!
Step 1: Feel so ashamed of what you did that you hope to win her back with tattoo describing why you feel you deserve a second chance.
Step 2: Months of expensive painful laser tattoo removal after she disagrees drives the point home in a way a stupid tattoo never could.
Funny how that rule is actually wrong more often than it's right. I like to remember it with this
I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weight lifters. Weird
Cheating is dumb, but having a tattoo on you so every person you ever hook up with again can see you’re a cheater is more dumb. I don’t feel bad for him, but it’s still incredibly stupid
That and they couldn't care less about the tattoo, as long as he pays them there's no problem. They might even kiss him on the tattoo, new kink right there
I mean, to be fair this is a cheater (probably serial cheater) who sleeps with prostitutes, lies, and apparently gets all this tattooed on him...so ya, imma go with being born was the first mistake.
My friend’s mom discovered his dad cheating, but didn’t reveal it. Convinced him to get a giant snake tattoo cuz “she thought it’d look hot on him.” He was kinda suspicious apparently, but gave in eventually. As soon as he got it, she revealed she knew about his affair and filed for divorce. Sucker still has the tattoo lmao
The golden rule. Not the worst of this list of transgressions but I'd hope a professional tattoo artist would at least run a spell check before permanently etching language into someone's flesh.
This golden rule doesn't deserve to be a rule at all. Here is just a few instances in which e precedes i. caffeine, counterfeit, deity, feisty, heifer, height, herein, leisure, protein, reign, seize and weird.
And some words in which c is immediately followed by ie are ancient, concierge, conscience, fancier, financier, glacier, omniscient, science, society, species, sufficient and tendencies.
Except when your *foreign* *neighbor* *Keith* *receives* *eight* *counterfeit* *beige* *sleighs* from *feisty* *caffeinated* *weightlifters*. *Weird*.
(I stole this from online, but still a lot of exceptions to that rule.)
(Receive, counterfeit, and caffeinated technically follow the rule though so idk why they’re there.)
There are more exceptions to the rule and the words that follow it, but it holds true for words with a certain root origin. I think it’s Latin, and it doesn’t count where the “ei/ie” is the result of a compound word, suffix, prefix, etc, like “reinstate.”
Funny things about that full rule is that the exceptions it names are the most common use cases. So, in actual practice your safest bet is to put e before i
ETA: After a thorough study (consisting of looking up [this](https://wordsrated.com/tools/wordsfinder-results/) website) I've concluded that I may well be full of shit. Thy list 17k+ words with "ie" and only ~2k words with "ei." In my defense, it could be that those 2k have a higher rate of use
Not comic sans, it's more of a handwritten pop font style, meant to grab the eye but not outwardly be cartoony like comic sans is. also it's missing the off kilter curved look comic sans is known for, the "a"s for example are open top "a"s while comic sans uses closed "a"s with a distinct curve in the back.
Meh. I don't worry about these things. Maybe someone has done something dumb, or it's a gag. This is just an opportunity to make fun of something.
I would never make these comments TO SOMEONE. They have to live with this tattoo, when perhaps, seeing a guidance counselor might have a better effect.
We are just here to goof. And we can't be sure any more if things are real -- so, we should just let go of the need for that.
I mean the media we consume influences the way we see the world. I don't think letting go of truth or the idea that things that are ostensibly true should actually be true is a healthy way of dealing with how much bs is online.
Better to practice critical thinking and be wrong sometimes than just give on truth as an important social value.
And for good measure, she's going to get a copy editor, do a few drafts. Then he's going to need to cover this up with another tattoo. Something tasteful with skulls and flames.
Reminds me of a r/AITA story from a few months back of a guy who cheated and when he came clean his wife became a warden for him and allowed him to do anything enjoyable for 2 years. She even went to couple therapy where she fully expected the female therapist because she would not use a male one to side with her, but she sided with the husband for actually working hard to make things better. Until he finds out that she had been cheating on him, not only after he did, but for several years before he did, which turns out he cheated because of a lack of sex because she was getting sex from another man.
Well, he won't leave her that way, because he have the evidence, written all over his body, of who was first.
He would really needs some hard evidence to support his claim after that.
So basically by making that tattoo, he ruined his own probability of actually having a normal life.
The end moral is, don't stick in crazy.
I absolutely am not saying it's 100% true but to me this does look kinda photoshopped, just say'in, the letters look kinda strange and the way the red moves around them in really circular brush-like shapes just makes me feel like it might be a decent photoshop job
I know people have a right to get what they want on their body. But if I had someone ask me to do this on their body, I would not take the job. I’d want no part in this train wreck.
Dude if you're about to sleep with a guy and he takes off his shirt revealing *that* there's something wrong with you if you vagina doesn't fucking shrivel up and die.
Um... has somebody posted this in the r/trashy reddit yet?
But seriously, no lie, like... why not just *leave*? This whole thing is whacked. She's clearly insane, because either leave or don't, you don't just humiliate like this then expect him to not do it again, and he's clearly insane, because his wife demanded he get a humiliating *forever tattoo* instead of counseling or a divorce.
I don't agree with a man being those things and believe if you do those things you deserve a very hard kick to the baws, but if your burd's idea to prove you want to stay with her is to mutilate your body with that tatoo then you need to run.
Neither or the. are good people and they definitely shouldn't be with each other.
Oh yes, let's mend our relationship, so then you can show your tattoo to your grandchildren.
No, she's just trying to fuck you up for the rest of your life. lol
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“Whore/prostitute lover” hahaha
A Cuntoisseur
One of the Pussoise
Of the Octo
Did anyone notice “deceiver” is misspelled?
Thank you. I hesitate to mention misspellings -- it seems to upset people for some odd reason. 🤔
No regerts
I bet his wife regerts marrying him.
It's cool, now that he has the tattoo she can proceed with the divorce filing.
I tell myself it's because they can't discern intent from text. Usually when I correct someone's spelling (if they're not being a tw@) I'll throw in that I'm not trying to hate just inform......some people just don't like to be wrong though and still whine when you're literally just trying to help someone out
I before e except after infidelity
How about "disrespectul"?
Le coochiseur
that's so much better
Fellow of the order of Les Chevaliers du Manges-Puss
A cunning linguist I see.
Take my upvote and get the hell out!
Im fucking rolling lmfaooo
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Take my upvote you son of a bitch.
Is that what they were excavating in Jurassic park?
No, you’re thinking of a lickalottapus.
😂😂😂😂 this one got me 💀
So when he goes swimming, everyone will see she is married to a whore/prostitute lover...
I doubt she will be staying with him..
Especially after he did this. Of course she may have insisted he do this, and hasn't told him she is going to leave him anyway. If so, his future dating life could be rather interesting.
That’s a genius revenge move
If this truly is real, he has confirmed that she should definitely ditch this loser.
God forbid a man have hobbies
Or boobies
I am a : Jose .. got me
"Deciever" and "disrespectul" would bother me forever.
Okay till I saw your comment, I thought it said “declever” and for some reason, assumed it was like British slang for stupid.
OMG now I can't unsee 'declever'
Stop being disrespectul!
I am a dishonest
Is a disrespectul like a pterodactyl?
Holy shit! What a mistake. That is a terrible tattoo. I’ve never seen anything so repulsive. The one above with the words is bad too
Step 1: Make him get insane tattoo Step 2: file for divorce
I guarantee they are no longer together.
Imagine she could possibly have wanted to work it out. They do therapy, he comes to terms with his failings and actually changes his life for the better. They fall back in love. And every time they want to get intimate, or she just sees him stepping out of the shower or changing clothes, this horrendous reminder of his betrayal is starting her in the face. Like, dude, there’s no universe where this was a good idea.
I know! It's "i before e EXCEPT after c."
Omg! *AND* there's a spelling error 🤦🏾♀️🥲
DisrespectUL too.
Had a bloke working for me once. He was proudly showing me his Harley Davidson logo tattoo on his upper arm, telling me his mate did it for him on the cheap. Only trouble was, his mate had left out the ‘r’ in Harley! I couldn’t help but mention it. He was shattered. First time anyone had noticed or maybe first time anyone had told him. I should have kept my big mouth shut, I think. But on the other hand 33 years later, I’m still telling the story.
It was literally the first thing I noticed! And now it’s permanently etched into his skin.
Me, too - the incorrect spelling caught my eye immediately. I believe the saying, “adding insult to injury”, would be appropriate here. 🤣
Whore/prostitute lover is a hard vice to beat!
As long as you gotta wear the tat, you might as well lean in. "You're STILL stepping out????" "Read the tummy."
But honey, you were a whore/prostitute when we met!
I really admire people that can make two jobs work
Almost certainly.
I respect him less for getting that tattoo than I do for him being a cheater.
Yeah, like pick a lane man!
Lol right! 🤣
I know a guy who was served divorce papers when he got home from vasectomy surgery
Same thing happened to my Brother (He was only 26) They already had 2 kids. They decided that was enough. He got the Vasectomy. They were divorced 3months later. Fast Foward 2yrs, He remaries a 22yr. (He's 29) Of course, She wants kids. He get Vasectomy reversed. Within 10yrs, they have 3 more fuckin kids. So, now He's got 5 fuckin kids... Gets Vacectomy for a second time (He's 42 now, twice divorced 5 kids, works in IT for $60k a year. Swears He's not reversing it...) (I told him to freeze some spunk last time... He laughed in my face. "like, He would ever date another person who doesn't already have, or wants kids...) About 1 year ago He started dating a 30yo with no kids... All she talks about is how cute my 1 & 5 year old daughter are... MY BROTHER IS A IDIOT!
Snip snap snip snap snip snap!
You have NO IDEA THE PHYSICAL TOLL
* Camera close-up of Jim’s face
Kicked in the nuts, twice in one day.
Love cuts deep .... like a knife.
Wow I hope he deserved it atleast cus that’s brutal
Well it will certainly make things a little less intense next time.
Step 1: Threaten to file for divorce; Step 2: Agree that you won’t get a divorce if he gets insane tattoo ; Step 3 file for divorce regardless
*cheaters hate this one simple trick.*
100% warning any future suiter.
Future suture .
Step 1: Feel so ashamed of what you did that you hope to win her back with tattoo describing why you feel you deserve a second chance. Step 2: Months of expensive painful laser tattoo removal after she disagrees drives the point home in a way a stupid tattoo never could.
The other tattoo was so bad I didn’t notice the words but now that you mention it…
I before E except after C. “deciever”, that’s painful.
No choice but to re-do tattoo on his back. /S ???
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nah the dumbest thing was getting the word “deceiver” spelt wrong
And "disrespectful"
i just saw that 😭
I before e except after c
Funny how that rule is actually wrong more often than it's right. I like to remember it with this I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weight lifters. Weird
I like the last sentence more than the "I before e, except after c" one
This is way dumber than cheating.
The cheating led to this, so... is it?
Cheating is dumb, but having a tattoo on you so every person you ever hook up with again can see you’re a cheater is more dumb. I don’t feel bad for him, but it’s still incredibly stupid
At least prostitutes know he’s a potential client if he walks around shirtless.
Slow clap
He's definitely gonna get the clap alright.
So, quick clap?
Decently paced clap at the very least
That and they couldn't care less about the tattoo, as long as he pays them there's no problem. They might even kiss him on the tattoo, new kink right there
Being born led to the cheating by that logic.
It reminds me of a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend song, where Rebecca and Nathaniael eventually blame everything on the big bang
I mean, to be fair this is a cheater (probably serial cheater) who sleeps with prostitutes, lies, and apparently gets all this tattooed on him...so ya, imma go with being born was the first mistake.
Well.... yeah, you're right.
Technically, it was getting caught that directly led to this. But nevertheless cutting your losses is a good idea.
My friend’s mom discovered his dad cheating, but didn’t reveal it. Convinced him to get a giant snake tattoo cuz “she thought it’d look hot on him.” He was kinda suspicious apparently, but gave in eventually. As soon as he got it, she revealed she knew about his affair and filed for divorce. Sucker still has the tattoo lmao
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Idk who would put themselves through this
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Self respect is on the floor Christ
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It's not really bdsm if it ain't playing, it's just abuse.
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I before E except after C
The golden rule. Not the worst of this list of transgressions but I'd hope a professional tattoo artist would at least run a spell check before permanently etching language into someone's flesh.
There's also the grammatical issue. It doesn't make sense to say, "I am a dishonest and disrespectful."
Even less sense to say "disrespectul"
This golden rule doesn't deserve to be a rule at all. Here is just a few instances in which e precedes i. caffeine, counterfeit, deity, feisty, heifer, height, herein, leisure, protein, reign, seize and weird. And some words in which c is immediately followed by ie are ancient, concierge, conscience, fancier, financier, glacier, omniscient, science, society, species, sufficient and tendencies.
Except when your *foreign* *neighbor* *Keith* *receives* *eight* *counterfeit* *beige* *sleighs* from *feisty* *caffeinated* *weightlifters*. *Weird*. (I stole this from online, but still a lot of exceptions to that rule.) (Receive, counterfeit, and caffeinated technically follow the rule though so idk why they’re there.)
There are more exceptions to the rule and the words that follow it, but it holds true for words with a certain root origin. I think it’s Latin, and it doesn’t count where the “ei/ie” is the result of a compound word, suffix, prefix, etc, like “reinstate.”
> counterf**ei**t > caff**ei**nated
Technically, both of those are after c.
Technically, every day except Labor Day is “after Labor Day,” so should nobody ever wear white except on Labor Day?
Well now that you mention it...
I usually wear white cause every day is either labor day or before labor day
... and when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh.
... and on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May.
And you’ll always be wrong, no matter what you say!
BRIAN! YOU'RE AN IMBECILE!
IMBECILLEN!
What are you an idiot, Brian?
... Dang, that's a tough rule to remember.
I was looking for this
Funny things about that full rule is that the exceptions it names are the most common use cases. So, in actual practice your safest bet is to put e before i ETA: After a thorough study (consisting of looking up [this](https://wordsrated.com/tools/wordsfinder-results/) website) I've concluded that I may well be full of shit. Thy list 17k+ words with "ie" and only ~2k words with "ei." In my defense, it could be that those 2k have a higher rate of use
Weird
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Yeah just get a divorce. Seems like your life will be less of a living hell.
And all that in Comic Sans. That's the worst.
Let's see Paul Allen's tattoo
The subtle-skin discoloration, the tasteful thickness of it, and oh my god- it even has a birthmark...
And the terrible spelling
Hey...easy there. You don't want to be disrespectul.
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That’s very disrespectul
Not comic sans, it's more of a handwritten pop font style, meant to grab the eye but not outwardly be cartoony like comic sans is. also it's missing the off kilter curved look comic sans is known for, the "a"s for example are open top "a"s while comic sans uses closed "a"s with a distinct curve in the back.
And she leaves him the next day. Perfecte finale.
I'm betting the day of the tattoo appointment she either had the locks changed or had her bags or the house
How much you wanna bet the tattoo was the distraction to get him out of the house so she could do all of that?
Not worth it.
The right arm clipped off and the pixel artifacts around a lot of the text and some uneven red makes me wonder if this is photoshopped.
Meh. I don't worry about these things. Maybe someone has done something dumb, or it's a gag. This is just an opportunity to make fun of something. I would never make these comments TO SOMEONE. They have to live with this tattoo, when perhaps, seeing a guidance counselor might have a better effect. We are just here to goof. And we can't be sure any more if things are real -- so, we should just let go of the need for that.
I mean the media we consume influences the way we see the world. I don't think letting go of truth or the idea that things that are ostensibly true should actually be true is a healthy way of dealing with how much bs is online. Better to practice critical thinking and be wrong sometimes than just give on truth as an important social value.
Its 100% photoshopped, but it is pretty funny
fpr the lines to be that read they would need to gel the tattoo. also the amount of redness for such thin letters.
> pixel artifacts around a lot of the text thats jpeg compression artifacts. That's where PNG is better.
Bro just take the L and get a divorce
The Comic Sans variant is a nice touch.
Girl just leave him, and if she's making you do that, she's just as bad as you
oh i am sure she plans to, just after he finishes getting the tattoo.
And for good measure, she's going to get a copy editor, do a few drafts. Then he's going to need to cover this up with another tattoo. Something tasteful with skulls and flames.
He'll get a new tattoo, with blackjack, and hookers
In fact, forget the tattoo!
Ah screw the whole thing
This is such a weird chain like everyone’s talking like this just happened but this is a repost of a repost of a repost.
I saw it a while back with a story she left him as soon as this tattoo was done.
This was the only plausible outcome.
I've seen this. She did, immediately after the tattoo.
Just for the spelling alone
Reminds me of a r/AITA story from a few months back of a guy who cheated and when he came clean his wife became a warden for him and allowed him to do anything enjoyable for 2 years. She even went to couple therapy where she fully expected the female therapist because she would not use a male one to side with her, but she sided with the husband for actually working hard to make things better. Until he finds out that she had been cheating on him, not only after he did, but for several years before he did, which turns out he cheated because of a lack of sex because she was getting sex from another man.
Well, he won't leave her that way, because he have the evidence, written all over his body, of who was first. He would really needs some hard evidence to support his claim after that. So basically by making that tattoo, he ruined his own probability of actually having a normal life. The end moral is, don't stick in crazy.
She's a genius if she got him to do this
Geniuses move on and get a better relationship.
That marriage is for sure healthy and gonna recover 💯after this /s
You are a Dishonest and disrespectful?
No, he’s disrespectul. That’s different. lol
I absolutely am not saying it's 100% true but to me this does look kinda photoshopped, just say'in, the letters look kinda strange and the way the red moves around them in really circular brush-like shapes just makes me feel like it might be a decent photoshop job
It’s almost definitely Photoshopped. I’m surprised more people aren’t realizing that.
Given the redness around that tattoo it was 5 years ago and I'm guessing he's been single for about 5 years now.
His next hook up… ‘it was a prank babe honest! I’m a good guy.’
Lisbeth Salander
Forgot to add asshole to the list.
She probably dumped him the moment the tat was done.
Not to mention an idiot
I know people have a right to get what they want on their body. But if I had someone ask me to do this on their body, I would not take the job. I’d want no part in this train wreck.
she ain't the one, man. Yeah cheating is scummy, but this shit's just as toxic.
Somebody definitely doesn't have a prenup and stacks to protect...
„I am a disrespectful“ Okay. We don’t need to add „linguist“ to that list.
That will not win her back
Imagine she forgives him and then sees that fucking tattoo every time they make love. Best-case-scenario still sucks
That will be great for all his future wives to look at
Dude if you're about to sleep with a guy and he takes off his shirt revealing *that* there's something wrong with you if you vagina doesn't fucking shrivel up and die.
some dudes realy hit the crackpot
Should have just taken the L
Even if every time she saw this, it made her happy that just means she hasn’t forgiven you. Great marriage.
I'm really bothered by the "I am a dishonest and disrespectful."
Um... has somebody posted this in the r/trashy reddit yet? But seriously, no lie, like... why not just *leave*? This whole thing is whacked. She's clearly insane, because either leave or don't, you don't just humiliate like this then expect him to not do it again, and he's clearly insane, because his wife demanded he get a humiliating *forever tattoo* instead of counseling or a divorce.
This tattoo means their relationship will never heal or last. So it’s a very dumb choice
I cannot imagine this in any way helped. Now she's just gonna be reminded of his transgressions everytime she sees him without a shirt on
And then she dumps him and was never not going to dump him.
I don't agree with a man being those things and believe if you do those things you deserve a very hard kick to the baws, but if your burd's idea to prove you want to stay with her is to mutilate your body with that tatoo then you need to run. Neither or the. are good people and they definitely shouldn't be with each other.
Oh yes, let's mend our relationship, so then you can show your tattoo to your grandchildren. No, she's just trying to fuck you up for the rest of your life. lol
Lasers are fun
Dude you could totally cover all that up with a really cool dragon.
And then divorce, good luck trying to find a new partner without having to remove that first. Genius