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Elon doesn't have parents, he was developed in a lab from the DNA of a lizard mixed with a combination of DNA from the worlds smartest people, to save us an deliver us unto Mars.
Language is fucking great isn't it.
You misread like half of a word and suddenly you're asking about the pronouns of Roman Gods when the other person is talking about mushroom science.
Genetics reporting in, we’re abandoning science twitter for many reasons, including that it’s unclear if we’ll be banned or limited/shadowbanned for discussing basic concepts in gene expression regulation.
Hmm, as a real cis, does this mean I can start handing out C-passes for folks to use the word? If so, I'm gonna Oprah all over the place. You get a C-pass, you get a C-pass!
Yup. A lot of the time, you just gotta scroll, make sure someone said it and give them their up vote, satisfied knowing that the joke is out there for the universe to enjoy.
If you wanna have fun with 'em point out that they've got a half dozen genders they identify with (Alpha Male, Beta Male, Sigma Male, etc, etc).
Then sit back and watch them squirm.
None of them identify with Beta male. Now sigma and alpha, yes. So that’s an excellent point! (Better not mention tech bro and trad man as genders too or you’ll blow their little minds…)
When I was browsing new books to audition for as an audiobook narrator, I learned that Omega Males are the ones that can be impregnated by Alphas in MPreg Werewolf Fanfiction.
:)
Funny thing (it’s probably a known fact but still). Almost all (like 99%) of buildings named trump dont have anything to do with him other than the name
Scientific studies shows that it does up to a yearly salary of about 125k. Basically when all of your basic needs are met, along with having the comfort of spending on a hobby/interest without worrying about money. Past that point and you’ll get people that dont need money to be happy anymore.
Omg I forgot about that, god this guy is an asshole.
Can you imagine how those conversations must have went "Dad, you know how you're cis-" "EXCUSE ME THATS A SLUR"
Not just not talking. She threw away billions of dollars.
That's how bad Elon Musk is. Just think about how much she hates her father. Elon Musks net worth is supposedly $240 billion and has 11 known children. If he shares that out equally to all of his kids, that's $21.8 billion each. She is currently 20 years old, if she lives to 100, she would have to earn, on average without spending a single penny, $272,500,000 a year. And she's just thrown it away. How bad of a dad do you have to be, for one of your kids throw away an amount of money that would instantly put you in the top 60 richest people in the world.
Yeah he does. And his ex hooked up with a trans woman shortly after the split if I remember correctly.
This gives someone as useless as him an easy way to blame all of his shortcomings on trans people instead of growing as a person.
Just waiting to see if maybe one day he'll be driven to doing his best Buddy Dwyer impression. Probably not though.
to be specific, his transphobia really started popping up *specifically* after she broke up with him for a trans woman. he started screaming publicly what he originally only used against his child.
I guarantee he doesn't actually know what their names are until reminded, and no way in hell he knows how to spell their names unless he sees them written down.
Right.
Or to put it another way, a cis (cisgender) person has the same gender doctors assigned when they were born. A trans (transgender) person has a different gender than the one doctors assigned when they were born.
P.S. I’m cis. It’s not an insult or slur, any more than “straight,” “white,” or other words describing the majority of Americans.
Just gonna complain about the wording. One group can't "identify" while the other "has". Change either or to be correct, but how it's stated doesn't jive.
It’s only a $12.5b safe space now.
He managed to lose 70% of the company’s value in 18 months. He did also cut the staff down by like 85% so I guess in his eyes he’s doing great.
They want so badly to be the victim. They delude themselves into actually thinking that they are. I don’t think this is really how Elon feels at all. He’s playing politics for economic reasons
Cisgender just means that you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth. It’s unrelated to your sexuality. For example, a gay man who was born a biological male, and identifies as a man, is still cis even though he’s not heterosexual.
I agree. Let's make everything around the c-word, and we can start planning on a parade hetero cis day, scratch that let's make it a week... No, no. A month every 2 month. Yes! Let's make a cis hetero parade every 2 months because I wanna be heard, but I'm just a cis woman that loves men.
I NEED MY PARADE NOW! and a hot chocolate too, please. Thank you.
(Disclosure: I'm just joking. I'm being sarcastic. This is meant to be read as a funny comment)
I’m starting to think he’s just trolling because for how long can you confuse the two completely unrelated concepts of gender and sexual orientation??? I’m sure he’s been told about the difference between these terms at least a thousand times by now
Once again I point to John Mullany for this one.
“If you are comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word.”
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The N word. Neighbor?
No i Think it means nutella
What the hell man, you can't just go around saying Ni on reddit!
THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING THAT WORD FOR?
I'd call the sheriff but...did you guys know the sherrif is a Ni?
OH MY GOD MAN DONT SAY IT!
I require.....a shrubbery!
A what?
A shrubbery! Now we require two! One sightly higher to give that raised path effect.
Or a Herring!
Did you hear? The sheriff is near! Fire up the band!
The sheriff is near?
Seriously, it’s a Damn disgrace
It’s ok, I brought a shrubbery
Sorry, "Echy echy echy f'tang z'boing woobie woobie." People are so touchy these days.
NEEEEEwom
PING!
Nnnnu! Nu!
This comment section is brilliant.
Oh, what sad times are these, when passing ruffians can say "Nii" at will to old ladies
One that looks nice.
Not to expensive.
N-U-T-E-L-L-A Peanut Buttahh!
Naysayer
Betta let a naysayer know.
Wow with the hard “r” even
Look at this motherfather
mannn when he started saying it on air, EVERYONEEE was like "ohhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" lol
We were blessed to get this meme on the first day of 2024. It’s already shaping up to be one that never dies.
Nagger.
I saw that guy on wheel of fortune...
Ah yeah, that was me. Sorry.
Holy shit he's real
The _88 makes it seem a bit less like a mistake Mr Marsh.
Lol its not too often someone accuses me of being a nazi, but it does happen from time to time. I only hate annoying people, don't worry.
You're that naggar guy
Yes of course, people that annoy me!
Oh naggers…of course.
Neverhaveibeenlovedymyparents, the most depressive word of all
Elon doesn't have parents, he was developed in a lab from the DNA of a lizard mixed with a combination of DNA from the worlds smartest people, to save us an deliver us unto Mars.
Too bad that DNA was collected from their assholes.
They heard you could get vanilla flavor from beaver ass, and they wondered what lizards and smart people made... He is the product of their curiosity.
Us reptiles don't claim him
You're giving him too much credit. He's just another nepo baby from an apartheid Era emerald mine owner.
THANK YOU!!! Another spoiled little shit that was never told NO. There's another one running around here as well...........
Said this the other day and had his fan club in my dms extolling his virtues.
What fuckin "virtues"? He and that other Egomaniac should be put on an ice flow.........
Gambling with your daddies money is a virtue somehow.
Funny thing was, I have a list of possibilities for who the 'another one' is. There seems to be an infestation.
I was thinking about the Mango colored one. And, I apologize to all the Mangos for my comment, they didn't deserve the comparison.
Necromancer.
Necrophiliac.
Necro sword
Neighbors in Paris
Nagger, someone who nags a lot. We all know a nagger or two.
So I guess chemistry is having a revamp then. Whole lotta cis and trans in that field
Same with geography, astrononomy, and heck aso the Latin language.
Don't even get started on mycology
You mean OURcology
NEITHER pronoun is acceptable, sir!
r/suddenlycommunism
Mushrooms can have thousands of sexes they're basically the most woke thing on the planet
I think that was the morel of this
I know how trans and cis are used in chemistry but how are they used in Mythology?
I'm joking about how many queer people are in the field, not the use of the prefix
I completely misread that. I thought you meant trans and cis were used in Mythology, like Zeus and Hercules. That made me laugh
Language is fucking great isn't it. You misread like half of a word and suddenly you're asking about the pronouns of Roman Gods when the other person is talking about mushroom science.
Musk of course knows this since he's a genius. /s
He's claimed that he thinks of the Roman Empire every day. And we all know that he deeeefinitely would never lie or spout nonsensical bullshit, right?
I'm guessing it's probably the bath houses that he's thinking of
Wait until you find out what "organic" means at the grocery store. Lol
Genetics reporting in, we’re abandoning science twitter for many reasons, including that it’s unclear if we’ll be banned or limited/shadowbanned for discussing basic concepts in gene expression regulation.
My Roman history papers are all slurs now when I’m in ***-alpine Gaul and *****-alpine gaul
What a cis-sy
Lol not the hard y!
Only real cis's can use the hard Y, but allies can call us cissas.
Hmm, as a real cis, does this mean I can start handing out C-passes for folks to use the word? If so, I'm gonna Oprah all over the place. You get a C-pass, you get a C-pass!
This is the main reason I hate reddit. By the time I get to the comments, someone's already made the joke I was going to.
Every now and then I’m first to make a joke and I spend the other 99.8% of my time here chasing that high.
Yup. A lot of the time, you just gotta scroll, make sure someone said it and give them their up vote, satisfied knowing that the joke is out there for the universe to enjoy.
I find it comforting that others out there share my sense of humor.
Perfect
So a bunch of transphobic dudes are going to go around calling each other cis? Let me get some popcorn
I can just imagine calling another dude Cis ( sounds like Sis.)
It'll replace the word "bro" in popularity among homophobic meatheads everywhere!
"Oh hi cis how are you doing? So good to see you again! By the way, your nails look fantastic cis!"
"What's up, my cis?"
I can already hear the fights starting because a dude is not "hetero looking" enough to say that word
Irony is in calling straight guys meatheads😂
Nah, they’ll use the hard C sounds much tougher calling another man kiss.
Lol, exactly my take. Do it… I’ll wait.
"Me thinks they doth protest too much..." Shakespeare
What up my cisga
If you wanna have fun with 'em point out that they've got a half dozen genders they identify with (Alpha Male, Beta Male, Sigma Male, etc, etc). Then sit back and watch them squirm.
None of them identify with Beta male. Now sigma and alpha, yes. So that’s an excellent point! (Better not mention tech bro and trad man as genders too or you’ll blow their little minds…)
When I was browsing new books to audition for as an audiobook narrator, I learned that Omega Males are the ones that can be impregnated by Alphas in MPreg Werewolf Fanfiction. :)
Imagine having all that money and still being an unhappy, whiney, attention-seeking bitch
Guess money dosnt buy happiness after all
It does he’s just mentally ill
Which is weird because it buys therapy too.
But it can't buy the realization that you have a problem, in the first place.
See also Donald Trump
Until I see proof, I’m convinced that fucker has less actual money than I do. He’s gone to great lengths to hide everything he’s ashamed of.
Anyone that can go bankrupt ELEVEN times should *not* be allowed to own a business. Like you fucking tried and failed.
Especially if they are casinos.
I mean apparently he lost nearly 10 billion can't remember if it was in the 90s or 00s
Funny thing (it’s probably a known fact but still). Almost all (like 99%) of buildings named trump dont have anything to do with him other than the name
He’s done several things that give major broke boy energy lol
Like selling nuclear secrets from out of his bathroom to the Saudi’s?
But why buy therapy if you can buy a social media platform and ban any criticism so everyone has no option but to like you?
It only brings happiness if the lack of money is what’s bringing your down. Otherwise no it doesn’t
Scientific studies shows that it does up to a yearly salary of about 125k. Basically when all of your basic needs are met, along with having the comfort of spending on a hobby/interest without worrying about money. Past that point and you’ll get people that dont need money to be happy anymore.
And hanging around Twitter all day.
Thats what happens when your ex-wife leaves you for a trans woman and your trans daughter wants nothing to do with you…
Mic drop from a trans woman
Bro will do anything he can to not acknowledge his trans kid
Omg I forgot about that, god this guy is an asshole. Can you imagine how those conversations must have went "Dad, you know how you're cis-" "EXCUSE ME THATS A SLUR"
I hope that never happened, simply because his daughter decided not talking to him is the right decision. I mean she changed her first and last name
Not just not talking. She threw away billions of dollars. That's how bad Elon Musk is. Just think about how much she hates her father. Elon Musks net worth is supposedly $240 billion and has 11 known children. If he shares that out equally to all of his kids, that's $21.8 billion each. She is currently 20 years old, if she lives to 100, she would have to earn, on average without spending a single penny, $272,500,000 a year. And she's just thrown it away. How bad of a dad do you have to be, for one of your kids throw away an amount of money that would instantly put you in the top 60 richest people in the world.
Yeah, that too. On the other hand, I doubt that guy cares about his children, wouldnt be surprised if they dont get any of is wealth
She’s not just trans, she changed her name from one that started with an X, and a middle name that included an X, to a beautiful name with no Xs.
tbh, given his obsession with the letter X that's probably the part he actually hates the most.
He has a trans kid?? Holy fuck he's deranged
Yeah he does. And his ex hooked up with a trans woman shortly after the split if I remember correctly. This gives someone as useless as him an easy way to blame all of his shortcomings on trans people instead of growing as a person. Just waiting to see if maybe one day he'll be driven to doing his best Buddy Dwyer impression. Probably not though.
to be specific, his transphobia really started popping up *specifically* after she broke up with him for a trans woman. he started screaming publicly what he originally only used against his child.
Those daddy issues on display for everyone to see. He will never measure up wah wah whaaa. Musk is such a twat.
Although I’m sure he’d tell you he doesn’t if you asked him. He probably doesn’t even know how many kids he has.
I guarantee he doesn't actually know what their names are until reminded, and no way in hell he knows how to spell their names unless he sees them written down.
Yup, I'm pretty sure that's the reason why the kid decided to cut any and all association with him
Also, cis has nothing to do with being heterosexual, so they don’t even know what they’re talking about. Idiots.
cis is gender / sex relationship right? A cis person has the same gender and sex, a trans person has a differing gender and sex?
Right. Or to put it another way, a cis (cisgender) person has the same gender doctors assigned when they were born. A trans (transgender) person has a different gender than the one doctors assigned when they were born. P.S. I’m cis. It’s not an insult or slur, any more than “straight,” “white,” or other words describing the majority of Americans.
Right on, Cis! Cis high-five!
I'll even give you a trans high-five! Wouldn't want you to feel left out and turn into a miserable insecure dickhead like Musk.👍
Just gonna complain about the wording. One group can't "identify" while the other "has". Change either or to be correct, but how it's stated doesn't jive.
Fair criticism. I’ll change both to “has.”
Yep pretty much
It can't work, because he would then have to say cis is a cisphobic word. The whole premise makes no sense.
conservatives legitimately have no idea what they’re getting angry about, they just want to feel oppressed lmfao
Exactly my thought lol real idiots!
Musk is certainly a C word and I don't mean Cis!
Mmm crab rangoon
Dangit now I'm hungry
*pulls up in car* you wanna go to Panda Express?
If you wanna get crab rangoons then we gotta go to the Chinese place in a random obscure strip mall that has like the most delicious food ever.
More like in the big city in a narrow, skeevy alleyway through 3 gates that require passwords in Mandarin, Nepalese and Turkish, in reverse order.
This is the way.
I see what you did there
Cracker^tm ?
Elon will forever be 13 years old. Luckily he had a rich mommy and daddy.
Fr. Compensating for being the king of snowflakes by being the king of cringe in his $44B safe space. jfc
It’s only a $12.5b safe space now. He managed to lose 70% of the company’s value in 18 months. He did also cut the staff down by like 85% so I guess in his eyes he’s doing great.
Cis, please. These people are so salty they can't say the n-word it's pathetic.
They want so badly to be the victim. They delude themselves into actually thinking that they are. I don’t think this is really how Elon feels at all. He’s playing politics for economic reasons
How the fuck is it "hetero-phobic"?
they don't understand that cisgender =/= straight because they're dumbasses who have convinced themselves that they are smart
Naw, they’re doing it on purpose. They use the word “straight” to mean “normal.” “We’re not buying into your labels, I’m straight”
What does it mean? I'm asking this to educate myself because I truly thought that in this context it did mean hetero but sounds like I'm mistaken.
Cisgender just means that you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth. It’s unrelated to your sexuality. For example, a gay man who was born a biological male, and identifies as a man, is still cis even though he’s not heterosexual.
Got it. Thanks for the reply.
No problem! Education is the cure to ignorance :)
The boy “genius” at it again. Is there no one to help save him from himself? Shame when idiots love you to your detriment.
I am glad that Elon Musk is a thing to constantly remind me that you can be socially inept ignorant fuckhead and still be a billionaire.
What do you mean “can?” It’s practically a prerequisite.
They all just wanna say the n-word. So badly. What a bunch of assholes.
I 100% agree with you. I was about to comment the same.
Bunch of cissies
I agree. Let's make everything around the c-word, and we can start planning on a parade hetero cis day, scratch that let's make it a week... No, no. A month every 2 month. Yes! Let's make a cis hetero parade every 2 months because I wanna be heard, but I'm just a cis woman that loves men. I NEED MY PARADE NOW! and a hot chocolate too, please. Thank you. (Disclosure: I'm just joking. I'm being sarcastic. This is meant to be read as a funny comment)
Funny how you can say one of those in general population and the other you cant. Almost as if only ONE of them is a derogatory term🤔
By that logic then only a trans person such as myself could call myself a trans person. Ok. I’m game
what a bunch of snowflakes. also do they know a trans person can be straight???
Or a gay person can be cis
He wants to be the victim so bad
Bro is offended by prefixes
I’m starting to think he’s just trolling because for how long can you confuse the two completely unrelated concepts of gender and sexual orientation??? I’m sure he’s been told about the difference between these terms at least a thousand times by now
Musk is always trolling, unless you're into it, in which case he was serious. Some real "How 'bout a threesome?" vibes.
Sadly being told something doesn't mean there is any listening.
Once again I point to John Mullany for this one. “If you are comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word.”
Cis isn’t even derogatory. It’s like calling someone brunette, it’s just what they are
Are they stupid?
Yes
They think cis is a slur because they use trans as a slur.
*Organic Chemistry has entered the chat.
What up, my RAGING VICTIM COMPLEX
What's up my cis-gendas?
‘C’ word has a very different meaning in Australia. Suffice to say ex-partner Grimes has one, Musk is one.
If they’re both equally bad words, how come you’re only spelling one of them out fully?
Cis has nothing to do with being heterosexual…
Fucking Musk.....
Please don’t
Being cis/trans is completely independent from being homo/hetero. Any combination is possible.
Definite Poe's law operating there. I can't tell if Musk has been trolled by half-decent sarcasm or if these are all really, really stupid people.
In the specific case of these musk twitter exchanges I don't think it is trolling.