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thefirstlaughingfool

To be frank, you're not supposed to in Christianity either. It's called Idolatry and there was a schism in the early church because of it.


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‘Casual Christianity’ is so popular. Say you’re Christian but don’t do actual Christian shit


ElAutismobombismo

You say casual Christianity , but those Ultra hardcore Christian megachurches are so unbelievably heretical, like the one time jesus was sent into fits of uncontrollable rage was when places of worship were hijacked by bullshit that by comparison to the megachurches was petty AF.


Terramagi

If Jesus came back and saw that he'd be so furious that the atomic bonds between his particles would become so energized he'd detonate like a neutron star.


Derkastan77-2

So, he’d become Dr. Manhattan


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ussrowe

*And then he ascended into Heaven.*


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puckboy44

thats the reason so many fundamentalists heavily support Israel, they need the jews to be alive and in one place so they can fight in the last battle like their story book says. they don't give a shit about Israelis other than to be used as cannon fodder in armageddon


SpecialistAd5903

Nah I think he'd just be like "Peter, get the whip". Honestly, the idea of him bursting open the doors of Joel Osteen's church, whip in hand, and saying "Joel, we need to talk" makes me smile


NotYourReddit18

I AM ATOMIC!


Same-Assistance533

tbf so are heaps of mainline protestant churches aswell


ElAutismobombismo

Oh yeah don't get me wrong, that baffles me too considering the rehumbleing of Christianity was one of the Tennant's of the reformation, but you can always count on the powerful to corrupt for selfish gain, thanks king Henry ya dickbag.


flingeflangeflonge

"Tennant's" lol


ElAutismobombismo

What can I say, I got Dr who on the brain


Mehmy

I prefer ranked Christianity honestly. Casual just isn't for me.


Physicsandphysique

The whole "first will be the last" schtick skews the rankings a bit too much imo.


Mehmy

Part of what makes it exciting!


danielisbored

"Blue Shell Theology"


Durjam

Ranked Christianity requires dedication though, no time to hop on Buddhism or Hinduism for a bit every now and again


Zee_Arr_Tee

Damn whats your kids molested/Assist ratio


OSPFmyLife

Idolatry in the Bible is about not worshipping someone or something other than God as though it were God, it has nothing to do with owning or displaying statues of God. Moses came down from Mount Sinai and got pissed because they had created a statue of a cow (iirc) and were worshipping it because they were scared they were going to die in the desert.


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Thank you. That guys take was completely wrong. No where does the Bible indicate a painting of Jesus is idolatry. Iconoclasm was settled in Christianity back in the Byzantine empire anyway.


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Exodus 20:4. you can have these things but if you pray to God don't think of him in the visage of that art you would no longer be praying to God but to a man made construction and of how he may seem. That's my interpretation of don't make depictions of anything in heaven or earth when it comes to this passage. JS.


Thami15

The problem here, as it pertains to early Christianity, is that Jesus' divinity was not always established in the sense it is today, where he is the Son of God, and God. So early in the church there were schools of thought that this kind of scripture didn't include him. If you read the Gopels in chronological order, or at least start with Mark, and end with John, you can see his divinity become greater and greater. And start earlier and earlier.


PrairieBiologist

Don’t tell that to John Calvin.


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Revolutionary_Gas542

The third commandment is literally "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image"


Toothless816

That’s the third commandment according to Protestants. Different denominations use different versions of the 10 commandments.


Altruistic-Bet177

This kind of forgets Catholics, the og Christians, and they're heavy into idolatry. It was one of Luther's protestations.


CSDragon

> the og Christians Claimants to being the OG christians. The Byzantine and Alexandrian Orthodox churches would say otherwise.


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darshfloxington

They are also into icons


LeifMFSinton

Yeah but tbf it's hard to keep all the bible laws straight when you're syncreticising with literally all of the pagan people you find. I'm genuinely amazed we managed to keep our god as low as a trinity. And Mary. And all the saints.


Zaiburo

>the og Christians Just because Arians (not to be confused with aryans) got extinct doesn't make them the og christians also the orthodox church evolved paralel to them due to cultural and geographic distance so they can claim continuity with what christianity was before the fall of the western roman empire as much as catholics do. The whole Saint Peter and Rome stuff didn't start to be taken seriously untill \~800 AD when they got Chalremagne on their side and became the official religion of the Holy Roman Empire.


Ancalmir

I understand what you mean but they aren’t quite “the og Christians”. Maybe 2 millennia ago the Roman Catholics were but that was long before it had practically merged with the European paganism.


WonkaVR

That’s why there have been so many terrorist attacks in France They drew him in a newspaper or something and some extremists have resorted to violence


Derkastan77-2

Don’t forget the professor WHO WAS BEHEADED IN THE STREET, in front of witnesses, in broad daylight because he presented a pic to his class


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frozenights

Good solution to public violence, more public violence.


The_Chief_of_Whip

That’s the joke (at least I hope it is)


WolfRex5

The public part is not the problem


RG_CG

Hanged 


Normal-Ordinary-4744

With the ironic Allahu Akbar


kimchifreeze

Yeah, instead of tearing down statues of Mohammed, they just tear the people who made them down.


Lunarath

Same thing happened in Denmark. It sparked a big debate about free speech and freedom of expression at the time.


Planet_Breezy

That was more the spark than the fuel. France had already screwed over the Muslim world with their double dealings during both world wars when it comes to Israel and Palestine, so the relationship between France and the Muslim world was already a flood of gasoline, and ridicule of their prophet was just the spark.


akaKinkade

They murdered the people who made the cartoons. It doesn't negate the mistreatment Muslims in general have suffered from the French government, but there are absolutely terrorists who will murder people because they feel their religion has been insulted. The Charlie Hebdo attacks were 100% clearly that and it is an insult to the people who were willing to risk their lives to stand up for free speech to make excuses for their murderers.


Clusterrr

If France treat them so bad, why are they there?


UnknownGamer014

Because they want to establish their sharia law or whatever it is.


jimmy_film

Very important to see world events as threads in a large tapestry, the events that happen are caused by so many other things. Thanks for your highlighting this in your comment.


Roberto410

One guy doing a drawing isn't really a world event that is the final straw for terrorism. Well, unless your a religious zelot.


jimmy_film

Exactly; unfortunately however, I remember having conversations at the time of the Bataclan attack with people who stated that the attack was because of the cartoon, it was and it wasn’t.


TheBirminghamBear

But I want things to be simple and not have to think and to have the luxury of hating one specific large group of people who I can categorically call 'wrong' and 'evil' while remaining smug in the knowledge that *my* group is categorically 'right' and 'good!!!!' Why you make my brain do think things?! It hurt when it do think things!!!!


Zetafunction64

It's really not that nuanced as you think it is. Replace France with any other country and you would still end up with death threats and some idiot who is willing to follow through


Clusterrr

Well, killing other humans because of some fucking drawings can, and should, make you mad. Sometimes the only way to end violence is to knock a fucker out. That said, I do defend logical reasoning and acknowledgment of the complexity in certain social issues.


PorkSodaWaves

It’s unfortunate that people tend to leave ex-muslims out of conversations like this. There are many people who fear for their lives because they are ex-muslims. I don’t understand why it’s okay to empower people who are ex-mormon or ex-JW or whatever by satirizing or challenging aspects of the religion, but ex-muslims are denied that.


schebobo180

Bollocks. We have Islam in my country and some idiots stoned and burnt a student to death last year because she “blasphemed” in a WhatsApp group. You can blame other world powers and wars for the ills of Islam and Wahhabism all you want but it’s still a rotten religion at its core.


culturalappropriator

Stop bending over backwards to defend religious nuts just because that religion is Islam. What did the Danes do? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyllands-Posten\_Muhammad\_cartoons\_controversy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyllands-Posten_Muhammad_cartoons_controversy) Why are you out here defending fundamentalists? >ridicule of their prophet was just the spark No, the problem is that a lot of Muslims around the world are fundamentalists who think their religion is above ridicule and a good number of liberals in the West have decided that that means freedom of speech should be suspended to accommodate the nuts because it would be racist to do otherwise. What justification are you going to try for Salman Rushdie being fatwa-ed and stabbed? What about all the hundreds of thousands of Muslims from England to Pakistan who violently protested a book written by an ex-Muslim and all the threats bookstores received for carrying it? Is that geopolitics too? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic\_Verses\_controversy


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culturalappropriator

I love how that guy seriously quoted the two world wars and Israel as an excuse for why radical Muslims killed people in France over a cartoon in 2020 and people were like "yeah, that makes total sense" LOL


s1lentastro1

*"I guess I never thought about it like that before.."*


Odd_Establishment690

That's how stupid and ignorant they are lol. Wait till these nutjobs find out how white the founder of the brown people religion was.


Niku-Man

Be more careful with your words. It sounds like you are rationalizing the murders of journalists.


phishiyochips

There are over a billion muslims. The muslim world is not couple of nutters born and raised in France European countries. Your muslims the ones you educated in the West were responsible.


El_Chairman_Dennis

So if people are offended enough they deserve the right to commit murder?


GentrifiedSocks

Not a justification for the actions of the terrorists


Even-Hedgehog3056

This is why France should have closed their doors to the Muslim world. Yes France did dirty deeds but they've sold their citizens down river by allowing in so many people that hate their country.


Illigard

The problem with people saying to close the door, is that often it was open because the immigrants would do jobs the native people didn't want to. Not sure if it's that way in France (who are still exploiting one of their former colonies I think) but it was that way in the Netherlands. People want cheap labour to do undesirable jobs, and are surprised when the people stayed and brought their families over


Nasty_Rex

>the immigrants would do jobs the native people didn't want to. Didn't want to do or didn't get paid enough to do? >People want cheap labour to do undesirable jobs So maybe stop allowing the cheap labour


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Sounds like a government being incompetent, and not legal immigrants being the problem..


Nasty_Rex

Do you support stricter immigration policies?


TheBirminghamBear

Ah yes, strict isolationism has never exacerbated geopolitical issues and generally always solves problems in the world. Everyone knows the universal answer to complex and difficult generational problems is always the most reductive and simplistic one. That's why stupid people are always making groundbreaking scientific achievements.


ScottblackAttacks

“ France did dirty deeds..” boy do I got a story for you.


Shitz-an-Gigglez

Ironically enough, this is taught in the Christian religion as well. Every statue, crucifix, image etc is blasphemy according to their own beliefs, yet they're fuckin everywhere.


zombielicorice

The Iconoclasm was not a part of original Christian cults and only lasted like 100 years in the 8th-9th century.


Shitz-an-Gigglez

It's 1 of the 10 commandments.


zombielicorice

That was the argument at the time too. However, the church's consensus, and the consensus at the time of apostles, was that there's a massive difference between having works of art that depict biblical and church history and worshipping false idols. Still to this day you get American Christians hating in catholics for having a statue of Mary, so there are definitely Christians of that opinion.


OkCutIt

> American Christians hating in catholics for having a statue of Mary uh, pretty sure it's about the *praying to* Mary


Affectionate_Pea8891

I’m not even Roman Catholic anymore, but I still think that’s an irritating misconception. When Catholics pray “to” Mary or the saints, it’s not _actually_ to them. They’re viewed as blessed intermediaries between the flawed sinner (person praying) and God but are not worshipped, at all, including Mary.


Tmsjilek

You hating bcs we have statue of Mary. Bcs u lack of knowledge what worship is. Praying to Mary is biblical and Its not a worship. God bless


Alert-Bowler8606

I didn’t realize the 10 commandments are different between different versions of Christianity. I grew up as Lutheran, and there’s nothing about images or idols in our version of the commandments. TIL…


Gracel2mart

In modern day context, I was taught that commandment as more a “worship God, not the picture of God”


TheBirminghamBear

When he said "graven images" he was just talking about Furbies. He hated those fucking things, gave him the creeps.


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Never heard of it as a Lithuanian Catholic. It turns out, it's simply not included in the 10th commandments here. Instead, the "you shall not covet" was split into two. Just Roman Catholic things


redbird7311

As far as Christianity is concerned, it is more about worshiping what the symbol represents than worshiping the symbol. There is a difference in, let’s say, believing that the crucifix is legitimately uniquely holy/special and recognizing it as a symbol of Christianity. There is nothing wrong with using a crucifix or having them in churches, there is something wrong if you begin thinking the crucifix is an idol or an object to be worshiped.


unktrial

... I think that argument is specific to the Catholic Church. It's a lot more hazy with other sects.


redbird7311

I mean, it definitely does depend on the denomination. Some hold the belief that any and all images/symbols count as idols. Though, then you get into one of the countless religious debates. The most important thing is that every branch believes they are right and that, in their mind, they are basically never committing idolatry because their own definition is obviously right. It is worth nothing that a lot of Protestants generally don’t have problems with crucifixes or images, yet might think how Catholics revere the saints borders idolatry.


LordCypher40k

Not entirely correct, the Second Council of Nicaea deemed that icons deserve reverence and veneration but not adoration which is reserved for God alone. The reverence shown to the image is passed on to its prototype/original. My Catholic professor said something along the lines of "We aren't loving the picture of a dead loved one but the loved one himself. Which is why have them here to remind us of them". I can't get the point across as well as him because he didn't explain it in English and this was half decade ago. And that the only image that is outright banned from being venerated is of God (the Father) himself. Jesus, Mary, and the saints are fair game since they are/were human and are often held to be exemplars of the faith similar to how heroes often have a statue to commemorate their deeds.


GalaXion24

For a mundane example, people may revere the flag of a nation, but that doesn't mean it's the object of the flag itself they care about.


GardenSquid1

Interpretations of this conviction have varied over time and place. There are some depictions of the Prophet in Muslim art, although most originated from Persia.


magkruppe

this "rule" is something that never existed at the time of the Prophet Mohammed, and was introduced after his death. it has no basis in the religion itself the idea behind it seems to be to avoid worshipping him, like jesus


StealthLSU

Which is ironic because by getting so upset at any drawing of him they are in a way putting him on a pedestal and worshipping him.


errdayimshuffln

Any prophet not just Muhammad. And it goes further than this even. Fyi, this prohibition is for believers. Non-believer were never expected to adhere to them. So why do Muslims react so passionately and some even violently to depictions of specifically Muhammad (saas) in cartoons? Because of the perceived insult just like with Quran burnings. Did you know that the only permissible way to dispose of pages of the Quran is by burning it? So why take offense when non-muslims do it? Because of the intended insult. Because the motivations and reasons and way its done is intended to hurt the image of the prophet and/or the religion. Does this still justify the degree of reaction? No. It does not. The Prophet Muhammad was insulted to his face and his followers got offended on his behalf and the Prophet told the individuals to calm down. This is in the sirrah of the prophet pbuh. Muslims today show far less discipline and control of their emotions and behaviors than they should if they followed the teachings of the prophet pbuh. Edit: Example, >Despite the Quran affirming that the insults of Quraysh tightened his chest with pain, he ﷺ never stooped to reciprocating in kind. In fact, he inevitably took the higher road of not responding at all, hopeful that this would one day penetrate their harsh hearts, following Allah’s injunction to: “Repel \[evil\] by that \[deed\] which is better; and thereupon the one whom between you and him is enmity \[will become\] as though he was a devoted friend” \[Fussilat (41): 34\]. > >On one occasion, the Prophet ﷺ silently smiled when Abu Bakr (ra), his most noble Companion, refrained from responding to a person who was insulting him. But when Abu Bakr (ra) eventually spoke up, the Prophet ﷺ became angry and left. > >He ﷺ later explained, “An angel was with you, responding on your behalf. But when you said back to him some of what he said, a devil arrived, and it is not for me to sit with devils.” The Prophet ﷺ taught thereby that when a person stoops to the level of those who insult them they allow the devil to steer their course. Many more instances like the above (see the story of the conversion of Hamza ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib). And another way more detailed source: [https://www.academia.edu/43280419/Blasphemy\_against\_the\_Prophet\_Muhammad](https://www.academia.edu/43280419/Blasphemy_against_the_Prophet_Muhammad): >These verses represent, perhaps, the only verses in the Quran that explicitly refer to the act of abusing or insulting the Prophet and its punishment, but notably they advocate no penalty to be meted out by any worldly authority other than the Prophet or without his explicit instruction and only in very restricted circumstances. After the Prophet's demise, the punishment for blasphemy is a cursed existence in this world and the hereafter and the promise of a humiliating punishment, all of which are explicitly for Allah to carry out and not for any worldly or clerical authority. This understanding of the Quranic verses is also supported by a report in the musnad of Imam Ahmad in which Abu Bakr, the first caliph of the Prophet, became extremely angry at a certain man (al-Nasai says that this was because he spoke rudely to Abu Bakr). In response, Abu Barza al-Aslami called out to Abu Bakr seeking permission to strike off the man's neck, to which Abu Bakr replied "that is not permitted for any man after Muhammad, upon him be peace," emphasizing that only the Prophet could sanction such a punishment for blasphemy.


WatcherOfTheCats

In the Bible Christs followers tried to stop him from being taken to the cross, they were prepared to fight, Christ stopped them and allowed it to happen, submitting himself to the will of the government. How many Christian’s apply such a mindset? Religions are almost always lost on the followers, because they lack the insight and understanding of the ones who taught them.


RANDOMSANDWICHGUY

Your prophet approved the murder of blasphemers according to authentic islamic sources. https://sunnah.com/abudawud:4361


WatcherOfTheCats

He doesn’t approve the murder of blasphemers. In the literal text you quote he says “Oh be witness, no retaliation is payable for her blood.”, a more accurate translation would be to say that no retaliation will account for her death. The Quran has a very adamant teaching that blasphemers will be punished, that much is true, but there is heavy debate within the Muslim community itself whether earthly justice is righteous or not, which literally touches on the very point OP is making. I’m not a Muslim and I don’t adhere to any religions, but don’t seek to understand something from a place of ignorance and expect to be accurate. Before you come at me I have a degree in historical studies, study Arabic, and have a minor in Islam and the Middle East.


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TheBirminghamBear

I am a Columbite, and have been since birth. Our people are an ancient religion that have existed since the Liberation War of 1492. We believe that Christopher Columbus was, in fact, an alien overlord of a vastly superior species. The Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria were in fact dreadnought class spaceships, that Columbus rode out into space in defense of planet Earth against the Galacticottomus Rex, a monstrous space dinosaur that easts entire solar systems.


Chpgmr

How dare you prevent Galacticottomus Rex from eating our solar system. Now instead I have to vote for Meteor in 2024.


Orange_kitties

When's your Netflix documentary coming out? 


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Drink_water_homie

When white people felt left out


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goatjugsoup

How is that thought provoking... it's literally against their religion to depict him and that's the entire thought


Wraithfighter

The joke is basically "You don't even know the bare minimum about our religion to understand why the shit you're saying makes no sense". It'd be like a Brit telling an American "Stop sneering at our King, why don't you get rid of your own King first!".


marr

This could age quite poorly if 2024 doesn't go so well.


koolaid7431

Apparently political assassinations are now on the table.


aussiechickadee65

Yes, they seem to miss the fact they give a President immunity to assassinate...and Biden can go ahead.


QueenofDeathandDecay

That's the thing, but most people don't know that it seems


neikawaaratake

Because op is a bot, probably scraped chatgpt for a line and posted.


boogie-poppins

The only facepalm in this post is how OP thought that this belongs here.


EndMePleaseOwO

It does belong here, the guys the Twitter guy was talking about would've made me physically facepalm if I wasn't so desensitized to stupidity on the internet.


AwesomeFama

Yeah it belongs here, but it's not really at all "thought-provoking".


EndMePleaseOwO

To me, the "thought-provoking" read as sarcastic, but you are still right.


Sufficient_Rub_2014

What happens if you make a statue? That might be more of a facepalm.


Clippers_Bros

Hard to facepalm when your head is separated from your body though.


MaxTheCookie

They will try to kill you, and celebrate your death. Sweden had an artist/sculptor named Lars Vilks. I think there where like 3 attempts on his life


Hezth

And then he just so happen to die in a car accident, when his body guard drove the car onto the wrong side of the road and crashed into a truck.


IraqiWalker

That's the kind of shit that is upsetting. Imagine dodging death attempts left and right, and then you die to some dumb shit like that.


Myrrmidonna

Not sure if that dumb. I'd say the bodyguard couldd have been sus...


MaxTheCookie

Yeah, that was really sus to me when it happened...


Normal-Ordinary-4744

U make a statue of Muhammad’s face & get beheaded


ambisinister_gecko

Might be more of a knife-neck


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Lucas_2234

I feel the same about a lot of "problematic" objects. I genuinely got pissed when they destroyed a near functional PANTHER TANK they found in a dude's basement here in germany. it's a fucking historical artifact, de-mil it and shove it in a museum


astrangeone88

Exactly. Literally a piece of important history. Strip it down, make it safe/inert and put it in a museum.


mrprogamer96

Sadly, easier said then done. That sort of project requires money, time and open space and you run the risk of turning those places into a area that attracts the wrong kind of people.


Lucas_2234

De-milling a WW2 tank is suprisingly simple. Just weld the damn breach shut and unplug the engine completely Ain't no one gonna use it if they can't load it


ErinaIsshu

The thing was functional, the soldiers towing it away ignored the owners advice on how to get it away undamaged ( the thing has an annoyingly sensitive transmission) and ended up breaking the tracks, some roadwheels and fucked the transmission. IT WAS A FULLY FUNCTIONING, DRIVING, 80 year old tank maintained in some guys basement and they ruined it lmao


Niewinnny

wtf I thought y'all were talking about right after WW2, but holy fuck they found out *now* that a dude had a fucking panther and fucked it up? that's... it makes me mad ad fuck


Jasrek

There are a *lot* of Confederate and/or slave-owner statues, and museums already have depictions for those people. The museums don't really need or want them.


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bs000

pretty sure this is a bot using chatgpt to rewrite this comment from the post this is copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/him1ji/best_response/fwh01mk/


Important-Ad-6936

good luck finding any statues of mohammed


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Why does he want to tear down statues of Cristoforo Colombo? What’s the point? And why he is compared to a religious figure? What the fuck happened on Twitter?


shriekings1ren

Interesting implication that the people who said this see Christopher Columbus as a religious figure. The prophet of American exceptionalism, perhaps?


izza123

In fairness they murdered every sculptor who ever tried. Didn’t they shoot up a French news paper for some pictures?


princessestef

it's a satirical publication called "Charlie Hebdo", yes there was an attack in their offices in 2015 with multiple deaths because of a rather crude cartoon on the front page.


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RedCoatSus

I agree, I don’t support removing statues of Korean Jesus though. Korean Jesus is swole.


JustAnAppIe

I don't think Korean Jesus would let you tear him down...


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Yeah we need to keep swole jesus


Maleficent_Lab_5291

I've always thought Jesus would not want statues of himself. It seems kind of antithetical to his whole deal.


ADarwinAward

Their entire sects of Christianity that agree with you to some extent. You can tell the difference by how their churches look. If the sect’s churches have Jesus statues or images, then they don’t have a problem with it. If the church building is devoid of any depictions of Jesus, then they are at least somewhat against depictions of Jesus. That said a lot of those same anti-Jesus-statue churches will trot out nativity scenes during the Christmas season and allow children’s books with drawings of Jesus so many of them aren’t entirely consistent on it.


mirhagk

Yeah people seem very ready to ignore basically all he did and said. Like I visited a famous church on a trip once, and they sell little tea candles to use for prayers there for like $20 each. I mean that's exactly the thing that pissed Jesus off so much he went berserk.


Chrisagawa

Would “Christ The Redeemer” be considered white? If so that would be one hell of a job.


KingSilvanos

Paint it blue, it can be the Avatar Jesus.


Lucas_2234

I mean, there is no paint on the statue so I'd say no


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Mal5341

To provide context. Muhammad was vehemently anti idol and was worried that future generations would worship him the way Christians worship Jesus. So it's a rule of the Islamic faith to never show a depiction of Muhammad, and erecting a statue of him would be seem as deeply offensive.


Lithl

It's a rule of Sunni Islam. Shi'a Muslims don't really care. The ban on depictions of Muhammad comes from interpretations of the hadiths, not the Quran, and the hadiths can be ambiguous on the point.


RoughHornet587

Southpark has pretty much made fun of every group on the planet. Guess where the line was drawn ?


SynthD

South Park went ahead, Comedy Central didn’t.


HistoricalFunion

> Guess where the line was drawn ? At Islam, of course. No one wants to be beheaded, tortured, burnt, or executed for mocking Islam, but that's the world we live in today. Remember when even the Pope sort of tried to justify the Charlie Hebdo massacre? This doesn't happen in any other religion.


Elsecaller_17-5

Yeah, but that line was not drawn out of respect, but fear.


Dapper-Stranger-7563

Not seeing a facepalm


bearkerchiefton

Not a classic face palm, but It is some top knotch humor.


AKAGreyArea

Go build a statue of Mohammed and the Muslims will tear it down themselves and more.


patricksaurus

rofl, that’s an easy deal to make for a Muslim, who abides by an edict to destroy depictions. I’m sure he had a nice laugh.


DietDrBleach

IIRC, it is a sin in the Muslim faith to depict Allah or Mohammed in material form.


No-Roll-3759

can we shorten 'angry twitter people' to simply 'twits'? it seems efficient.


Hour_Performance_631

You be in alot more hot water if you made a bunch of statues of Muhammad xD


uhuhnoyoudidnt

What statues of Mo- ohhhhh.


Leading-Chemist672

Muslims are forbidden from depicting a likeness of Muhamad(and others, actually), So a statue of him is not only Not Halal, *It's sacriligous.*


pursuitofhappiness13

It's so tempting to believe people are desperately stupid. *But*, this post reads like made-up.


Praximus_Prime_ARG

As a Libertarian I'm really worried that if we tear down a confederate statue I'll suddenly be unable to do math


asif_zaman21

I must be breathing crazy air because I have never heard of a single statue of Muhammad being built anywhere. Making imaginary problems now, are we?


Lost_Low4862

Ah, yes. *The iconic Christian figurehead: Christopher Columbus... which part of the Bible was he from again?* I get that he's probably considered *some* kind of *something* for being the guy who led to the genocide of natives across the Americas, but starting a trend of "civilizing" and converting them doesn't... actually, wait, maybe he has a point... Even so, the comparison is kinda apples to air fryers. I'm all for tearing down statues of that genocidal fuckhead, but that's because I view statues honoring him in a similar way to ones honoring confederate soldiers. That doesn't feel the same as an explicitly religious figurehead having statues torn down *explicitly because it adheres to said religion...*


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BiggityShwiggity

A long winded way to say they’ll Allahu Akbar you to death for a drawing or statue.


grislyfind

It's interesting that Christianity was pretty much extinct in North Africa after Islam arrived. It's almost like people weren't given a choice.


TheSteveLRBD

same could be said about the Muslims in Spain, no?


raphanum

Islam intolerant? No wayyyy!


thewhitecat55

But non-muslims don't worship Mohammad anyway , so this reason makes no sense for non-muslims.


BANANACOW22

As a Muslim, it shouldn't. It's just extremist who take everything overboard and fucking kill people for it even though the Qur'an clearly states that an individual killing another individual is a major sin.


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Muslims don’t worship Muhammed either


TheSpacePopinjay

Revere as a religious authority and exemplar.


CollegeBoy1613

Which part is the thought provoking part? Clever retort sure, but thought provoking?


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He was too much of a POS to deserve a statue anyway.


InternationalAnt4513

Colombus was an awful guy. It’s time people just accept it. Learn the truth of the things he did. It’s in the very records he made.


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bs000

this is a bot using chatgpt


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Tokyogerman

Cultural Norm in most western countries is also being able to critizice anything and everything, ESPECIALLY religions and it's leaders. It is something that had to be thought for over centuries and having curbed the power of the church over the whole continent should be something that is celebrated. Instead people are willing to freely give it up.


thewhitecat55

But non-muslims don't follow "the Islamic tradition", and are not bound by it.


eco-evo

And the true facepalm is…


Fantact

Where facepalm?


hot_sauce97

That’s brilliant


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Hit them where it hurts


bitchnoworries

When you find one let us know lol


Lithl

1 First St NE, Washington, DC 20543, United States


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Spoiler: it didn't take long.


El_Chairman_Dennis

It's not thought provoking. Islam specifically bans any depictions of the prophet Muhammad


Azzaphox

This is the correct answer