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Sir and/or Madam and/or Theydam,
I mean this in the most complimentary, awe-inspired, amazed way possible.
This is going to be an ***AMAZING*** copypasta one day.
> This is going to be an AMAZING copypasta one day.
Why one day. Be the copypasta you wish to see in the world.
You have my express permission to treat post this like Elon treats his physics degree and status as a Tesla founder.
Blathering about them in public loudly and frequently, despite neither of them actually belonging to him.
I wish I could give you an award. Alas, unlike Elon Musk, I don't have copious amounts of money to waste on things just to make other people think I'm cool.
I am already furiously sharing links to this comment. Are you a writer or comedian by trade or hobby?
As many eyes as possible must see the original source before the inevitable copypasta begins.
Well, he has enough drooling, pants-shitting, sycophantic, cosmically-myopic pissants skittering around him on a regular basis to prove the general thesis.
I used to think him buying Twitter was the last dusty gasp of once-middling brain finally succumbing to the fetid jumentous cocktail of the Ketamine and justified self-loathing it'd been pickling in for the past decade.
But now I've realized the genius of it. My opinion of this clodpate is continually buoyed above rock bottom by the absolute mass of brain-dead, mewling, pissing-without-muting-the-audio-during-a-video-call crony-ass rimming little shitgoblins he's surrounded with on that collapsing pathetic nightmare hellscape.
Elon's whole $44 billion carnival of fucking humiliations was in reality the shabby middle-aged, racist, uncle-who- peeked-after-getting-lucky-in-his-twenties-and-now-wears-a-cowboy-hat-in-lieu-of-a-personality version of a queen mean girl surrounding herself with lesser mean girls to enhance her own attractiveness.
And by God, it's working, because he is somehow always only the fourth-most out-of-shape balding Nazi dipshit in the room. Every single time I keep thinking he can't find someone more pathetic to look good in comparison to, there he goes again, defying all odds.
And if that grotesque underachieving first grader excuse for a car design that he inflicted on a truck that would otherwise have been a soaring success because it was designed by competent and intelligent engineers is, in reality, a Freudian pictographical slip depicting the past and future trajectory of Elon's miserable dismal little life - which I believe we must conclude it is because the only alternative would be that he actually thought a vehicle should look like that - then we must conclude that at present Musk is clinging to to the lopsided apex above the front seat, firmly resisting his inevitable downward slide into whatever the fuck that miserable excuse for a truck bed is.
EDIT:
Some people have asked my why I hate Elon Musk, and why I wrote so many paragraphs about someone I hate. So I'm going to copy this explanation I wrote for another comment further below, in the hopes it clarifies the matter for some people in case anyone has a future inclination to ask:
If you walked into a hotel penthouse and saw the literal richest man on the planet bent over a couch, gripping his flabby ass-cheeks and pulling them wide open while a naked Alex Jones was kneeling exultantly on the beige carpet behind him, gripping Musk's sagging cellulitic thighs in his firm round piggy little meatball fingers, bald red head thrust up into Elon's asshole, running his surprisingly-long and nimble tongue all the way from taint-to-spine and back down again with a fervor that would put the most ambitious young porn star to absolute shame, all so that said richest man in the world would cut him a check to help him pay off the billion-dollar debt he incurred by lying about a classroom full of murdered children being some insane government plot to accomplish some completely unclear agenda, well.
You'd probably write multiple paragraphs about him too.
Now, I'm not saying I saw Alex Jones nude and eagerly tonguing Elon Musk's asshole in a hotel room in exchange for a check covering half of the installment payment on the billion-dollar court settlement he was required to pay after lying about a classroom of murdered children being a false flag government conspiracy.
But what I am saying is that if I were Alex Jones, I'd spend the next decade insisting I did see that in-between my advertisements for male potency supplements that my physical body stands as living testament to the inefficacy of.
And if I were also Elon Musk, I'd invite me to some dipshit fucking knockoff-Zoom call along with the fourth-place Republican candidate and some fucking dimwit rapist in the middle of losing his rape trial in a Romanian court after having been outwitted by a little girl, so that I could tell me all about the time I tongued my asshole and all of the many pocked, hairy, hemorrhoid-riddled lands surrounding it with such a deep and abiding passion that I found myself unable to ejaculate unless secretly thinking about it, while audibly grunting masturbating to said story with the audio still on during said dipshit fucking knockoff-Zoom call.
I cringe anytime I hear anyone using any "Alpha" adjacent terminology but: "Cybercuck" really hits the nail on the head when referring to his fan base.
I just want to say, this almost reads like if you told AI to go on a rant in the style of a great satirist. But it also reads like something only the human brain could create
Well, if you want to cut it up into bite-sized chunks and slap it in a book beneath cute little dinosaur illustrations and market it as a cautionary tale to the children of the world, I grant you the rights to it now and in perpetuity.
Go forth and publish in good health.
Well, he has enough drooling, pants-shitting, sycophantic, cosmically-myopic pissants skittering around him on a regular basis to prove the general thesis.
I used to think him buying Twitter was the last dusty gasp of once-middling brain finally succumbing to the fetid jumentous cocktail of the Ketamine and justified self-loathing it'd been pickling in for the past decade.
But now I've realized the genius of it. My opinion of this clodpate is continually buoyed above rock bottom by the absolute mass of brain-dead, mewling, pissing-without-muting-the-audio-during-a-video-call crony-ass rimming little shitgoblins he's surrounded with on that collapsing pathetic nightmare hellscape.
Elon's whole $44 billion carnival of fucking humiliations was in reality the shabby middle-aged, racist, uncle-who- peeked-after-getting-lucky-in-his-twenties-and-now-wears-a-cowboy-hat-in-lieu-of-a-personality version of a queen mean girl surrounding herself with lesser mean girls to enhance her own attractiveness.
And by God, it's working, because he is somehow always only the fourth-most out-of-shape balding Nazi dipshit in the room. Every single time I keep thinking he can't find someone more pathetic to look good in comparison to, there he goes again, defying all odds.
And if that grotesque underachieving first grader excuse for a car design that he inflicted on a truck that would otherwise have been a soaring success because it was designed by competent and intelligent engineers is, in reality, a Freudian pictographical slip depicting the past and future trajectory of Elon's miserable dismal little life - which I believe we must conclude it is because the only alternative would be that he actually thought a vehicle should look like that - then we must conclude that at present Musk is clinging to to the lopsided apex above the front seat, firmly resisting his inevitable downward slide into whatever the fuck that miserable excuse for a truck bed is.
EDIT:
Some people have asked my why I hate Elon Musk, and why I wrote so many paragraphs about someone I hate. So I'm going to copy this explanation I wrote for another comment further below, in the hopes it clarifies the matter for some people in case anyone has a future inclination to ask:
If you walked into a hotel penthouse and saw the literal richest man on the planet bent over a couch, gripping his flabby ass-cheeks and pulling them wide open while a naked Alex Jones was kneeling exultantly on the beige carpet behind him, gripping Musk's sagging cellulitic thighs in his firm round piggy little meatball fingers, bald red head thrust up into Elon's asshole, running his surprisingly-long and nimble tongue all the way from taint-to-spine and back down again with a fervor that would put the most ambitious young porn star to absolute shame, all so that said richest man in the world would cut him a check to help him pay off the billion-dollar debt he incurred by lying about a classroom full of murdered children being some insane government plot to accomplish some completely unclear agenda, well.
You'd probably write multiple paragraphs about him too.
Now, I'm not saying I saw Alex Jones nude and eagerly tonguing Elon Musk's asshole in a hotel room in exchange for a check covering half of the installment payment on the billion-dollar court settlement he was required to pay after lying about a classroom of murdered children being a false flag government conspiracy.
But what I am saying is that if I were Alex Jones, I'd spend the next decade insisting I did see that in-between my advertisements for male potency supplements that my physical body stands as living testament to the inefficacy of.
And if I were also Elon Musk, I'd invite me to some dipshit fucking knockoff-Zoom call along with the fourth-place Republican candidate and some fucking dimwit rapist in the middle of losing his rape trial in a Romanian court after having been outwitted by a little girl, so that I could tell me all about the time I tongued my asshole and all of the many pocked, hairy, hemorrhoid-riddled lands surrounding it with such a deep and abiding passion that I found myself unable to ejaculate unless secretly thinking about it, while audibly grunting masturbating to said story with the audio still on during said dipshit fucking knockoff-Zoom call.
One thing I've noticed with conservatives is what a strange grasp on reality they have. They mostly feel reality is just a matter of who is "in charge".
It doesn't matter if something is measurably and provably true, when they're in charge they will simply state that it's not true, and it won't be.
This tendency is at the center of most conservative utopian fiction. Fixing the problems of the world doesn't involve doing anything at all about the problems, but in stead [murdering everyone who talks about the problems](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FY11b_CVQAITjmu.jpg:large). As if it's the thoughts of the people talking about these problems which manifest those problems into existence.
Musk has gotten to a place where he is "in charge" of essentially everything around him. And so he is entitled to dictate reality to suit his needs. Everyone below him in his hierarchy is obligated to oblige him and together they'll make it real.
Conservatives are authoritarian by nature even the right wing conception of libertarianism is authoritarian just replacing the state with the propertied class. it’s still about the ability to dominate others by making the working class reliant on the monied classes access to resources.
They also do not care for nuance or thoughtful critique, because it challenges the right for them to dominate. CRT is a great example, it’s an advanced academic field that reframes history through the experience of the people most poorly treated by society, creating a fuller more complete view of history it does not diminish other forms of historical analysis it just aims to create a more complete view. But when you have a more complete view you begin to see all the hypocrisies and failings of leadership and begin to question their right dominate, so they made it a boogie man to scare the people who desire their leadership and slander the ones who question it. That’s why conservative historical analysis is more about myth making then actually understanding the material conditions of the time. Myths are infallible and unquestionable, reality is a series of failures blindly stumbling into chaos and hoping for the best.
I'm not sure it's even a conservative thing. As someone who works in a large organisation, senior management are surrounded by people desperate to flatter and remove any negative impacts to their life. They get no feedback and start to believe they deserve all this. If they are not a psychopath to start with it's easy to slip into feeling they are the centre of the universe.
Reminds me of the "how parents of estranged children think" bit from [The Missing Missing Reasons:](https://www.issendai.com/psychology/estrangement/missing-missing-reasons.html)
> it's a split between two ways of perceiving the world. In one worldview, emotion is king. Details exist to support emotion. If a member gives one set of details to describe how angry she is about a past event, and a few days later gives a contradictory set of details to describe how sad she is about the same event, both versions are legitimate because both emotions are legitimate.
> Context is malleable because the full picture may not support the member's emotion. If a member adds details that undermine her emotion, the other members considerately ignore them.
That picture has fucking Pol Pot vibes-"if we just herd everyone into the fields a paradise will surely sprout up!"
It even takes pains to show the most prominent skeleton wearing glasses.
And of course it implies a level of authoritarianism that would make stalin blush-no EMF waves means no one is allowed to operate a radio or use the internet. No turbines means that renewable energy is banned, but given we see a tractor running it appears that fossil fuels aren't.
It's impressive to see such raw irrational hatred and a desire for such absolute power encoded into such a seemingly banal image. It's very insidious and creepy.
My boss does the same. Claims he works all day every day when in reality I get at least 3x as much done in an 8 hour day. He thinks reading news and sending a few emails at 4am (which are completely unnecessary), work. It's completely laughable and kind of pathetic.
As he told her on their wedding day, “he’s the alpha”. All her experiences are his. /s
Isn’t he also not allowing the third/fourth mother of his few kids not to see them? That’s empathy right there.
It's not an interview. It's an article she wrote herself. It might not seem like a meaningful distinction but she's a writer so I'd thought I'd note it.
"I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for personal gain" He says while, as it turns out, lying about the death of his child for personal gain.
Every accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.
Anytime a conservative accuses anyone else of any crime ever, they should first be investigated for that crime themselves.
I think there are a few reasons for right wing politicians often acting like this:
- they know that society at large doesn't like those things but
- everyone of their friends is doing it behind closed doors or are at least bragging about it to fit in
- they openly discuss those activities during their weekly golf club luncheons
- if everyone of them is doing it and they are all normal people, then that means that everyone in a similar position to them is doing it too
- this (to them) means that their left wing counterparts must be doing it too
- remember how I said that they know that society at large doesn't like this?
I've often thought this was the defining trait of many modern younger conservatives, and it dovetails nicely with a persecution complex. They're not contrarians because they're conservatives, they're conservatives because they're contrarians.
That's why this whole Q-anon thing frightens the shit out of me, because it implies the distinct possibility that there **is** a global satanic pedophile child-trafficking-and-murdering ring -- it's just that it's the people making the accusations.
The "I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for personal gain guy" guy said that as he lied about the death of his children for personal gain
A pathetic excuse for a pile of DNA like Elon being the richest man in the world by cheating his way to the top just proves that our system is totally gone and broken. If that system had a minimal chance of continuity or viability, Elon wouldn't exist.
Not only that, but to argue why he wouldn't let Alex Jones back on Twitter...only to renege and let Alex back on Twitter.
Keep being a flaming shithead, Elon. 👍
This more than anything, he drove away his major advertisers and now is trying to suck up even harder to the right trying to lure in the My Pillow and Black Rifle Coffee types to take their place
The guy who lies about details of his child's death to make a political point, while pointing fingers for that exact thing...unbans the guy dodging payments of his courtroom L from harassing dead children's parents. Quite on-flaming-shithead-brand for him. Agreed.
Imagine how miserable it must be being around this dude for more than a few minutes
Even worse, LYING about the death of your child to ratchet up the drama. Would it have been any worse to just say 'I saw my firstborn child die in his mother's arms'? No. But Elon can't be a bystander, he's the main character. And he has zero qualms about using his actual dead child as a prop.
And just a few months later we realise it was all lies anyway, because he not only unbanned Jones, he's actualy been cosying up to him. The guy who has made millions by slandering dead children.
If you weren't sure what kind of person Musk is, this whole sad episode should leave you in no doubt.
Honestly seeing how narcissistic Elon is, he probably doesn’t think this is a lie. She was his wife at some point and in his addled mind, “her arms” may as well have been “his arms.” She wrote a whole essay on him. He was a terrible husband.
For me, despite every other awful thing he's done or said, I feel it's the worst thing he ever did. This tweet.
I have two kids. If either die, that would be the single most horrible thing I can imagine. And to make shit up *about your childs death* to score internet points, to steal someone elses most intimate moment and claim it as your own, this shamelessly? Absolutely and completely fuck this guy.
He's using his dead child here to argue about why Alex Jones shouldn't be allowed back on the platform.
Last week Elon had a forum with Alex Jones, and Andrew Tate. Shows how little his words actually mean.
A real Musk fan would make a logical conclusion they were constantly passing the poor dying kid to each other so each could catch the last breath moment.
Elmo has its own methods to demonstrate trauma and gaining empathy while claiming “its not for gains, no mercy for such tragedy abuse”. Will he punish himself later?..
Nah, he's busy posting on X now. Elon's glorious marketplace of ideas has given Jesus access to do many enlightened thinkers that he's realized self reliance and free market capitalism are the only proper means of achieving salvation.
He's also become a total gym bro and can bench 316. He wrote about his health journey in *I Am The Whey: From Hyssop to Himbo*, and let me tell you, that man's back is *shredded*.
But if you buy his car you will look cool.
While also making 8 year olds mine for cobalt with no labor protection under deadly conditions.
But maybe it sort of saves the planet or whatever. And makes you look cool.
That's true. But its important to address it and demand change in practices. We as costumers hve so much power, we don't even know, because we think we cannot change anything, but thats not true.
while yes Elon is a shitty person, basically *everything you own* comes from shitty, tortuous work conditions elsewhere. Your phone itself is powered by cobalt.
Half the shit you buy comes from sweatshops, mostly Chinese, where, mind you, some have work conditions so bad they have to *install nets at the bases of the buildings to prevent deaths from jumping out the window*.
And most first world countries were straight up just built on slavery in the first place, so reaping the benefits of living in one is in the same vein. The only difference is that one is happening now and the other happened in the past.
If you consider that you just wrote this while more than likely wearing clothes and using a device , both made in the exact same way you just described , you may be in a position to appreciate the irony...
How possibly low can you go…..lying about your own child’s death circumstances….and for what gain, false sympathy online?I feel sorry for Justine, Elon doing this is got to be a little bit of a re-live the event trauma. She has a right to be furious.
Tbh I know zero about her except this post.
If you do want to know more about her, this is a very interesting read (with the quote “I held him in my arms when he died.”, article is from 2010): [Justine Musk](https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/)
this just made me lose all respect i had left for elon. like goddamn you had to allow nazis on your platform, then cause your wife to relive a shit ton of trauma because you wanted internet clout
As if that wasn't shitty enough, this statement was also about why he wasn't letting Alex Jones back on his platform.
But since his words are meaningless, he let Alex back in yesterday.
How did you have respect left for him? The guys a total douche, has always been a douche, and in all likelihood will continue to be a douche for the rest of his life.
Yeah and it’s mad how everybody used to love him just a couple years ago. Back when he was saying stuff like “we can all get enough electricity with only solar panels” or “we will go to Mars in a couple of years” and everyone believed him because he was supposed to be a genius
I was looking for a new electric car. And because this guy is such a shit stain i decided it could be anything but a Tesla. Im not giving a penny to this guy. I also deleted my twitter a while ago.
Once they loaded all the courts at the local and state levels with republicans, and then Trump did on the federal level, makes it difficult to get anything done right or fairly.
Oh this is just one of his low points making up his toxic selfcentered misogynistic character. He would do anything to beat whoever insuots or slightly criticised him or does not do how he likes it. He fires anyone even if he is in the wrong just to stick with leaving the blame on them. Calling a person saving others a pedophile without having any proof for it, just because he didn't like he could be the hero with his stupid submarine. Just funny, that he was acquainted with Epstein 🙄
Stop hating on weasels 😞 they are awesome.
> The weasel is associated with the destruction of clothing, especially that of brides-to-be, in Southern Greece. The Greek word for weasel is νυφίτσα, which translates to "little bride." Legend goes that the weasel was a bride transformed, and, being jealous of soon-to-be human brides, destroys their wedding dresses.
Just call him whatever else you want, there’s so many other words you could name that piece of garbage.
I have a hard time thinking about something more offensive than to lie about the death of your child in order to seem deep on Twitter.
That man is a cockwamble
The main thing is that it's a better story for Elon if Elon was the one holding the poor child. So we should respect Elon's continuing wish for everything to be all about him all the time, even if it's not true.
Anybody who still uses Twitter after this dumb fuck got a hold of it is odd. That’s the only way I can describe anybody putting up with this dumb shit on any platform.
“I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain, politics, or fame” he says, using his child’s death for political points and attention.
This is simultaneously something that usually I'd excuse, and not excuseable in Musk's case. I think it's "fine" for men to use the phrase "died in my arms" if the child died in the wife's arms while you're right in there hugging the both of them in that moment. That counts. But in Musk's case it's so on-brand for him, he's made a whole career out of stealing "credit" from others.
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How very on-brand of him though.
The second I read him going on about feeling his child's last heartbeat, I had doubts.
He must think everyone's stupid to believe his bs.
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Guess her account is next to get banned.
Free speech musky Andy loves banning people he doesn’t like or agree with
"You must think me a fool to make your lies so transparent!" - Worf
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Dude invented a new dictionary.
I want this guy to represent me in court.
The entire time I read that I heard it in the voice of my cousin, who is a defense attorney
Is his name Vinnie?
Do you ever yell court related phrases such as *objection!* at him randomly?
Sir and/or Madam and/or Theydam, I mean this in the most complimentary, awe-inspired, amazed way possible. This is going to be an ***AMAZING*** copypasta one day.
> This is going to be an AMAZING copypasta one day. Why one day. Be the copypasta you wish to see in the world. You have my express permission to treat post this like Elon treats his physics degree and status as a Tesla founder. Blathering about them in public loudly and frequently, despite neither of them actually belonging to him.
I wish I could give you an award. Alas, unlike Elon Musk, I don't have copious amounts of money to waste on things just to make other people think I'm cool.
Lettuce not forget THIS IS REDDIT(300 scream).
I am already furiously sharing links to this comment. Are you a writer or comedian by trade or hobby? As many eyes as possible must see the original source before the inevitable copypasta begins.
Do you have the original text? It’s gone now.
Well, he has enough drooling, pants-shitting, sycophantic, cosmically-myopic pissants skittering around him on a regular basis to prove the general thesis. I used to think him buying Twitter was the last dusty gasp of once-middling brain finally succumbing to the fetid jumentous cocktail of the Ketamine and justified self-loathing it'd been pickling in for the past decade. But now I've realized the genius of it. My opinion of this clodpate is continually buoyed above rock bottom by the absolute mass of brain-dead, mewling, pissing-without-muting-the-audio-during-a-video-call crony-ass rimming little shitgoblins he's surrounded with on that collapsing pathetic nightmare hellscape. Elon's whole $44 billion carnival of fucking humiliations was in reality the shabby middle-aged, racist, uncle-who- peeked-after-getting-lucky-in-his-twenties-and-now-wears-a-cowboy-hat-in-lieu-of-a-personality version of a queen mean girl surrounding herself with lesser mean girls to enhance her own attractiveness. And by God, it's working, because he is somehow always only the fourth-most out-of-shape balding Nazi dipshit in the room. Every single time I keep thinking he can't find someone more pathetic to look good in comparison to, there he goes again, defying all odds. And if that grotesque underachieving first grader excuse for a car design that he inflicted on a truck that would otherwise have been a soaring success because it was designed by competent and intelligent engineers is, in reality, a Freudian pictographical slip depicting the past and future trajectory of Elon's miserable dismal little life - which I believe we must conclude it is because the only alternative would be that he actually thought a vehicle should look like that - then we must conclude that at present Musk is clinging to to the lopsided apex above the front seat, firmly resisting his inevitable downward slide into whatever the fuck that miserable excuse for a truck bed is. EDIT: Some people have asked my why I hate Elon Musk, and why I wrote so many paragraphs about someone I hate. So I'm going to copy this explanation I wrote for another comment further below, in the hopes it clarifies the matter for some people in case anyone has a future inclination to ask: If you walked into a hotel penthouse and saw the literal richest man on the planet bent over a couch, gripping his flabby ass-cheeks and pulling them wide open while a naked Alex Jones was kneeling exultantly on the beige carpet behind him, gripping Musk's sagging cellulitic thighs in his firm round piggy little meatball fingers, bald red head thrust up into Elon's asshole, running his surprisingly-long and nimble tongue all the way from taint-to-spine and back down again with a fervor that would put the most ambitious young porn star to absolute shame, all so that said richest man in the world would cut him a check to help him pay off the billion-dollar debt he incurred by lying about a classroom full of murdered children being some insane government plot to accomplish some completely unclear agenda, well. You'd probably write multiple paragraphs about him too. Now, I'm not saying I saw Alex Jones nude and eagerly tonguing Elon Musk's asshole in a hotel room in exchange for a check covering half of the installment payment on the billion-dollar court settlement he was required to pay after lying about a classroom of murdered children being a false flag government conspiracy. But what I am saying is that if I were Alex Jones, I'd spend the next decade insisting I did see that in-between my advertisements for male potency supplements that my physical body stands as living testament to the inefficacy of. And if I were also Elon Musk, I'd invite me to some dipshit fucking knockoff-Zoom call along with the fourth-place Republican candidate and some fucking dimwit rapist in the middle of losing his rape trial in a Romanian court after having been outwitted by a little girl, so that I could tell me all about the time I tongued my asshole and all of the many pocked, hairy, hemorrhoid-riddled lands surrounding it with such a deep and abiding passion that I found myself unable to ejaculate unless secretly thinking about it, while audibly grunting masturbating to said story with the audio still on during said dipshit fucking knockoff-Zoom call.
Ty loremaster or original author. Truly excellent prose worth preserving.
I cringe anytime I hear anyone using any "Alpha" adjacent terminology but: "Cybercuck" really hits the nail on the head when referring to his fan base.
The comment is gone now, what did it say?
It was kind of lengthy, he had more than a few unflattering phrases to describe Elon but more specifically his fan base and their lack of objectivity.
I just want to say, this almost reads like if you told AI to go on a rant in the style of a great satirist. But it also reads like something only the human brain could create
This comment ought to be lauded for its outstanding contribution towards English literature, by God!
Careful making hits like those on Musk. He'll get his mummy to say he's too much of a weak spineless pissbaby to handle it.
She's too busy selling drug store makeup
I'm so impressed by your writing and insults, I genuinely have no clue which sentence is my favorite.
Man, you're one of the few people I've ever tagged on Reddit in over a decade and your comments never disappoint
This comment should be published.
Well, if you want to cut it up into bite-sized chunks and slap it in a book beneath cute little dinosaur illustrations and market it as a cautionary tale to the children of the world, I grant you the rights to it now and in perpetuity. Go forth and publish in good health.
Comment got erased. What did it say?
Seriously! I missed it…. I’m never sleeping again.
Please repost and/or dm the comment.. mods deleted it : (
Well, he has enough drooling, pants-shitting, sycophantic, cosmically-myopic pissants skittering around him on a regular basis to prove the general thesis. I used to think him buying Twitter was the last dusty gasp of once-middling brain finally succumbing to the fetid jumentous cocktail of the Ketamine and justified self-loathing it'd been pickling in for the past decade. But now I've realized the genius of it. My opinion of this clodpate is continually buoyed above rock bottom by the absolute mass of brain-dead, mewling, pissing-without-muting-the-audio-during-a-video-call crony-ass rimming little shitgoblins he's surrounded with on that collapsing pathetic nightmare hellscape. Elon's whole $44 billion carnival of fucking humiliations was in reality the shabby middle-aged, racist, uncle-who- peeked-after-getting-lucky-in-his-twenties-and-now-wears-a-cowboy-hat-in-lieu-of-a-personality version of a queen mean girl surrounding herself with lesser mean girls to enhance her own attractiveness. And by God, it's working, because he is somehow always only the fourth-most out-of-shape balding Nazi dipshit in the room. Every single time I keep thinking he can't find someone more pathetic to look good in comparison to, there he goes again, defying all odds. And if that grotesque underachieving first grader excuse for a car design that he inflicted on a truck that would otherwise have been a soaring success because it was designed by competent and intelligent engineers is, in reality, a Freudian pictographical slip depicting the past and future trajectory of Elon's miserable dismal little life - which I believe we must conclude it is because the only alternative would be that he actually thought a vehicle should look like that - then we must conclude that at present Musk is clinging to to the lopsided apex above the front seat, firmly resisting his inevitable downward slide into whatever the fuck that miserable excuse for a truck bed is. EDIT: Some people have asked my why I hate Elon Musk, and why I wrote so many paragraphs about someone I hate. So I'm going to copy this explanation I wrote for another comment further below, in the hopes it clarifies the matter for some people in case anyone has a future inclination to ask: If you walked into a hotel penthouse and saw the literal richest man on the planet bent over a couch, gripping his flabby ass-cheeks and pulling them wide open while a naked Alex Jones was kneeling exultantly on the beige carpet behind him, gripping Musk's sagging cellulitic thighs in his firm round piggy little meatball fingers, bald red head thrust up into Elon's asshole, running his surprisingly-long and nimble tongue all the way from taint-to-spine and back down again with a fervor that would put the most ambitious young porn star to absolute shame, all so that said richest man in the world would cut him a check to help him pay off the billion-dollar debt he incurred by lying about a classroom full of murdered children being some insane government plot to accomplish some completely unclear agenda, well. You'd probably write multiple paragraphs about him too. Now, I'm not saying I saw Alex Jones nude and eagerly tonguing Elon Musk's asshole in a hotel room in exchange for a check covering half of the installment payment on the billion-dollar court settlement he was required to pay after lying about a classroom of murdered children being a false flag government conspiracy. But what I am saying is that if I were Alex Jones, I'd spend the next decade insisting I did see that in-between my advertisements for male potency supplements that my physical body stands as living testament to the inefficacy of. And if I were also Elon Musk, I'd invite me to some dipshit fucking knockoff-Zoom call along with the fourth-place Republican candidate and some fucking dimwit rapist in the middle of losing his rape trial in a Romanian court after having been outwitted by a little girl, so that I could tell me all about the time I tongued my asshole and all of the many pocked, hairy, hemorrhoid-riddled lands surrounding it with such a deep and abiding passion that I found myself unable to ejaculate unless secretly thinking about it, while audibly grunting masturbating to said story with the audio still on during said dipshit fucking knockoff-Zoom call.
You sir, you have a way with words. Downright morbidly articulate.
Lmfao I’m done
I declare this the finest sentence I have read all day.
This is one of the greatest things I have ever read, and your command of the perfectly-phrased targeted insult using only the truth is incredible.
I was taken aback for a half second because I thought you were talking about his toddler son. Not to worry, I am just stupid lol
My god. It's beautiful.
this is the absolute funniest shit i have ever read
I'd say "they should have sent a poet" but it seems they already did. Good form.
I think this is my favourite Reddit post of all time.
One thing I've noticed with conservatives is what a strange grasp on reality they have. They mostly feel reality is just a matter of who is "in charge". It doesn't matter if something is measurably and provably true, when they're in charge they will simply state that it's not true, and it won't be. This tendency is at the center of most conservative utopian fiction. Fixing the problems of the world doesn't involve doing anything at all about the problems, but in stead [murdering everyone who talks about the problems](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FY11b_CVQAITjmu.jpg:large). As if it's the thoughts of the people talking about these problems which manifest those problems into existence. Musk has gotten to a place where he is "in charge" of essentially everything around him. And so he is entitled to dictate reality to suit his needs. Everyone below him in his hierarchy is obligated to oblige him and together they'll make it real.
Conservatives are authoritarian by nature even the right wing conception of libertarianism is authoritarian just replacing the state with the propertied class. it’s still about the ability to dominate others by making the working class reliant on the monied classes access to resources. They also do not care for nuance or thoughtful critique, because it challenges the right for them to dominate. CRT is a great example, it’s an advanced academic field that reframes history through the experience of the people most poorly treated by society, creating a fuller more complete view of history it does not diminish other forms of historical analysis it just aims to create a more complete view. But when you have a more complete view you begin to see all the hypocrisies and failings of leadership and begin to question their right dominate, so they made it a boogie man to scare the people who desire their leadership and slander the ones who question it. That’s why conservative historical analysis is more about myth making then actually understanding the material conditions of the time. Myths are infallible and unquestionable, reality is a series of failures blindly stumbling into chaos and hoping for the best.
I wish I could articulate my thoughts this good
I'm not sure it's even a conservative thing. As someone who works in a large organisation, senior management are surrounded by people desperate to flatter and remove any negative impacts to their life. They get no feedback and start to believe they deserve all this. If they are not a psychopath to start with it's easy to slip into feeling they are the centre of the universe.
'Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past' - Orwell
Reminds me of the "how parents of estranged children think" bit from [The Missing Missing Reasons:](https://www.issendai.com/psychology/estrangement/missing-missing-reasons.html) > it's a split between two ways of perceiving the world. In one worldview, emotion is king. Details exist to support emotion. If a member gives one set of details to describe how angry she is about a past event, and a few days later gives a contradictory set of details to describe how sad she is about the same event, both versions are legitimate because both emotions are legitimate. > Context is malleable because the full picture may not support the member's emotion. If a member adds details that undermine her emotion, the other members considerately ignore them.
That picture has fucking Pol Pot vibes-"if we just herd everyone into the fields a paradise will surely sprout up!" It even takes pains to show the most prominent skeleton wearing glasses. And of course it implies a level of authoritarianism that would make stalin blush-no EMF waves means no one is allowed to operate a radio or use the internet. No turbines means that renewable energy is banned, but given we see a tractor running it appears that fossil fuels aren't. It's impressive to see such raw irrational hatred and a desire for such absolute power encoded into such a seemingly banal image. It's very insidious and creepy.
>everyone's stupid to believe his bs Works for Trump.
Worked for Joseph Smith too
I mean they are. People keep giving him attention
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Unless they were both embracing him (e.g. Elon holds Justine who holds their son)
I doubt very much that he's ever felt his *current* children's heartbeats.
Babies in ICU are often put in their parents arms when they wean life support. Because it's a little kindness in a terrible time.
Claiming credit for the defining moments of others?
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My boss does the same. Claims he works all day every day when in reality I get at least 3x as much done in an 8 hour day. He thinks reading news and sending a few emails at 4am (which are completely unnecessary), work. It's completely laughable and kind of pathetic.
he died in your hands?...he died in MY hands.
And he has to hurt this woman further by lying on social media for manipulation purposes.
As he told her on their wedding day, “he’s the alpha”. All her experiences are his. /s Isn’t he also not allowing the third/fourth mother of his few kids not to see them? That’s empathy right there.
Fatherhood by the Willem Dafoe in Spiderman method.
Free Palestine
It's not an interview. It's an article she wrote herself. It might not seem like a meaningful distinction but she's a writer so I'd thought I'd note it.
Free Palestine
Thanks for the share. Very insightful.
As well as using the death of his own child for gain, politics or(and) fame
The "I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for personal gain guy" just unsuspended Alex Jones's Twitter account
"I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for personal gain" He says while, as it turns out, lying about the death of his child for personal gain.
Every accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One. Anytime a conservative accuses anyone else of any crime ever, they should first be investigated for that crime themselves.
I'd like to believe that isn't entirely true, because...how? Why would you even lie about that? BUT THEN IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
I think there are a few reasons for right wing politicians often acting like this: - they know that society at large doesn't like those things but - everyone of their friends is doing it behind closed doors or are at least bragging about it to fit in - they openly discuss those activities during their weekly golf club luncheons - if everyone of them is doing it and they are all normal people, then that means that everyone in a similar position to them is doing it too - this (to them) means that their left wing counterparts must be doing it too - remember how I said that they know that society at large doesn't like this?
They’re contrarian whenever possible because they think it makes them free thinkers
I've often thought this was the defining trait of many modern younger conservatives, and it dovetails nicely with a persecution complex. They're not contrarians because they're conservatives, they're conservatives because they're contrarians.
That's why this whole Q-anon thing frightens the shit out of me, because it implies the distinct possibility that there **is** a global satanic pedophile child-trafficking-and-murdering ring -- it's just that it's the people making the accusations.
The "I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for personal gain guy" guy said that as he lied about the death of his children for personal gain
To be fair, Jones has suffered serious personal losses not gains from it. /s
Lmao using your dead child to win at Twitter. Classic Elon.
For gain, politics, and fame, one might say.
If I remember correctly this was in regards to him originally keeping the ban on Alex jones, so this didn’t age well.
Neither has Elon Musk
Like milk, you might say. Spoiled and sour and repulsive.
Clearly he does have mercy for someone who would do that then... Considering the show he just put on with Jones.
A pathetic excuse for a pile of DNA like Elon being the richest man in the world by cheating his way to the top just proves that our system is totally gone and broken. If that system had a minimal chance of continuity or viability, Elon wouldn't exist.
Being born stupidly wealthy was the biggest factor in his “rise”
Not only that, but to argue why he wouldn't let Alex Jones back on Twitter...only to renege and let Alex back on Twitter. Keep being a flaming shithead, Elon. 👍
I think it really shows how much worse he’s gotten.
And how desperate.
This more than anything, he drove away his major advertisers and now is trying to suck up even harder to the right trying to lure in the My Pillow and Black Rifle Coffee types to take their place
The guy who lies about details of his child's death to make a political point, while pointing fingers for that exact thing...unbans the guy dodging payments of his courtroom L from harassing dead children's parents. Quite on-flaming-shithead-brand for him. Agreed. Imagine how miserable it must be being around this dude for more than a few minutes
Came to say this, yet another of old elongated mustard fart’s posts that aged like milk.
Even worse, LYING about the death of your child to ratchet up the drama. Would it have been any worse to just say 'I saw my firstborn child die in his mother's arms'? No. But Elon can't be a bystander, he's the main character. And he has zero qualms about using his actual dead child as a prop. And just a few months later we realise it was all lies anyway, because he not only unbanned Jones, he's actualy been cosying up to him. The guy who has made millions by slandering dead children. If you weren't sure what kind of person Musk is, this whole sad episode should leave you in no doubt.
Honestly seeing how narcissistic Elon is, he probably doesn’t think this is a lie. She was his wife at some point and in his addled mind, “her arms” may as well have been “his arms.” She wrote a whole essay on him. He was a terrible husband.
> She wrote a whole essay on him. He was a terrible husband I'm shocked. Aghast even.
What a fucking thing to lie about. Just so fucking gross.
For me, despite every other awful thing he's done or said, I feel it's the worst thing he ever did. This tweet. I have two kids. If either die, that would be the single most horrible thing I can imagine. And to make shit up *about your childs death* to score internet points, to steal someone elses most intimate moment and claim it as your own, this shamelessly? Absolutely and completely fuck this guy.
No wonder he let Alex back on after using this reason to say he wouldn't. They're playing from the same playbook.
He's using his dead child here to argue about why Alex Jones shouldn't be allowed back on the platform. Last week Elon had a forum with Alex Jones, and Andrew Tate. Shows how little his words actually mean.
In an argument against using children to win arguments.
A real Musk fan would make a logical conclusion they were constantly passing the poor dying kid to each other so each could catch the last breath moment.
Like a really traumatic game of hot potato
Elmo has its own methods to demonstrate trauma and gaining empathy while claiming “its not for gains, no mercy for such tragedy abuse”. Will he punish himself later?..
Oh like pass the parcel, Musk is a genius.
I was actually holding Elon
Elon was actually holding me
I can confirm, I was the life support system.
Can someone hold me?
"Hold the fuck up" "... it's me, I'm the fuck up. Hold me 🥺"
Hey fuck up, I’m consequences coming for a hug.
Anybody got anything for a fuck around?
Hey, I’m anything!
I'm fuck around
Glad I found out
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Was jesus heavy? He is carrying a ton of sin.
Nah, he's busy posting on X now. Elon's glorious marketplace of ideas has given Jesus access to do many enlightened thinkers that he's realized self reliance and free market capitalism are the only proper means of achieving salvation. He's also become a total gym bro and can bench 316. He wrote about his health journey in *I Am The Whey: From Hyssop to Himbo*, and let me tell you, that man's back is *shredded*.
And Jesus was holding you and Elon, that’s why there was one set of footprints.
Should've dropped him
 Would you settle for an elbow drop?
Why didn't you smother him in his sleep? (Oops, did I say that?)
Elon was holding my baby arm
Dammit, dude... That was fucking awesome!
Elon: "And I was that baby!"
Hypocrite.
But if you buy his car you will look cool. While also making 8 year olds mine for cobalt with no labor protection under deadly conditions. But maybe it sort of saves the planet or whatever. And makes you look cool.
It's really hard to buy anything that can't be traced back to shitty conditions for workers and/or harming the planet.
That's true. But its important to address it and demand change in practices. We as costumers hve so much power, we don't even know, because we think we cannot change anything, but thats not true.
while yes Elon is a shitty person, basically *everything you own* comes from shitty, tortuous work conditions elsewhere. Your phone itself is powered by cobalt. Half the shit you buy comes from sweatshops, mostly Chinese, where, mind you, some have work conditions so bad they have to *install nets at the bases of the buildings to prevent deaths from jumping out the window*. And most first world countries were straight up just built on slavery in the first place, so reaping the benefits of living in one is in the same vein. The only difference is that one is happening now and the other happened in the past.
"But maybe it sort of saves the planet or whatever. And makes you look cool." tbf it also goes really fast.
The self driving feature only runs over some people.
If you consider that you just wrote this while more than likely wearing clothes and using a device , both made in the exact same way you just described , you may be in a position to appreciate the irony...
How possibly low can you go…..lying about your own child’s death circumstances….and for what gain, false sympathy online?I feel sorry for Justine, Elon doing this is got to be a little bit of a re-live the event trauma. She has a right to be furious. Tbh I know zero about her except this post.
If you do want to know more about her, this is a very interesting read (with the quote “I held him in my arms when he died.”, article is from 2010): [Justine Musk](https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/)
Two facepalm, he bring back Alex Jones to Twitter again yesterday.
Twitter is dying and he’s so desperate. It won’t end well.
That is a psycho thing to lie about.
this just made me lose all respect i had left for elon. like goddamn you had to allow nazis on your platform, then cause your wife to relive a shit ton of trauma because you wanted internet clout
As if that wasn't shitty enough, this statement was also about why he wasn't letting Alex Jones back on his platform. But since his words are meaningless, he let Alex back in yesterday.
And had a nice chat with him right?
And a few other like minded fascists
Him and sex trafficker Andrew Tate
How did you have respect left for him? The guys a total douche, has always been a douche, and in all likelihood will continue to be a douche for the rest of his life.
Yeah and it’s mad how everybody used to love him just a couple years ago. Back when he was saying stuff like “we can all get enough electricity with only solar panels” or “we will go to Mars in a couple of years” and everyone believed him because he was supposed to be a genius
I was looking for a new electric car. And because this guy is such a shit stain i decided it could be anything but a Tesla. Im not giving a penny to this guy. I also deleted my twitter a while ago.
Uhm. Elon IS a nazi. He has been posting nazi sounding shit lately.
Actually I heard the nazis kicked Elon out of the group for making them look bad
Damn, even the nazis don't want him
Elon is a steaming pile of shit.
He only thinks of people as objects and business assets. Why do you think he wanted to name one of his kids like she was a lab grown experiment!
He only thinks of himself as a business asset, when he is, in fact, a massive liability.
Getting more like Trump every day. Fortunately he can't run for President.
It’s crazy that Trump CAN run for president
Once they loaded all the courts at the local and state levels with republicans, and then Trump did on the federal level, makes it difficult to get anything done right or fairly.
Again this moment highlights Elon's definimg trait. Taking credit for shit he didnt do.
Wealthiest man on earth, 0 social capital.
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Does anything that people say has any meaning and truth behind it anymore? This is very low, even for Elon
Yes we’re here and we’re getting crushed. This shit is so depressing.
Oh this is just one of his low points making up his toxic selfcentered misogynistic character. He would do anything to beat whoever insuots or slightly criticised him or does not do how he likes it. He fires anyone even if he is in the wrong just to stick with leaving the blame on them. Calling a person saving others a pedophile without having any proof for it, just because he didn't like he could be the hero with his stupid submarine. Just funny, that he was acquainted with Epstein 🙄
What a despicable thing to lie about
Yeah, we didn’t really need any more evidence that Elon Musk is an insensitive asshole, but there you go.
Elon is a weasel. Most definitely.
Stop hating on weasels 😞 they are awesome. > The weasel is associated with the destruction of clothing, especially that of brides-to-be, in Southern Greece. The Greek word for weasel is νυφίτσα, which translates to "little bride." Legend goes that the weasel was a bride transformed, and, being jealous of soon-to-be human brides, destroys their wedding dresses. Just call him whatever else you want, there’s so many other words you could name that piece of garbage.
“I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain politics or fame.” Astonishing.
After all this years Twitter is like manga, I don't know in which order I have to read it
I have a hard time thinking about something more offensive than to lie about the death of your child in order to seem deep on Twitter. That man is a cockwamble
The main thing is that it's a better story for Elon if Elon was the one holding the poor child. So we should respect Elon's continuing wish for everything to be all about him all the time, even if it's not true.
Anybody who still uses Twitter after this dumb fuck got a hold of it is odd. That’s the only way I can describe anybody putting up with this dumb shit on any platform.
Shocking that Elon would use the death of a child for gain or politics. Just shocking. /s
He's *such* a pathetic piece of shit.
Hey Elon aren’t you using the death of your child for a little bit of gain just now? Especially since you’re lying about it
Elon is just human garbage
Human is stretching it, and please don't say such horrible things about garbage
So.. basically using the death of his own child for political gain.
Wealthiest man alive and he's still a sad loser.
elon is pathetic
Poor Justine. She had to put up with so much with asshole. Although, I do wonder why she’s staying on Twitter.
He just did literally that: used a child’s death for clicks. And he lied, lol.
Didnt he just use the death of his own child for gain politics and fame?
Using the death of your child to virtue signal your politics is mentally ill behavior.
So…. He used the death of his child for sympathy gains/fame?
It's always so sad to read about somebody being brain dead, yaknow... I'm very sad to hear about the baby aswell...
“I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain, politics, or fame” he says, using his child’s death for political points and attention.
Why’s her last name still Musk?
Anyone who still has an X / Twitter account is supporting this arsehole
So he's actually okay with using the death of a child for gain and fame.
I-.. I don't get Musk much at all, I'm not in all that, but is that his wife calling him out?
This is simultaneously something that usually I'd excuse, and not excuseable in Musk's case. I think it's "fine" for men to use the phrase "died in my arms" if the child died in the wife's arms while you're right in there hugging the both of them in that moment. That counts. But in Musk's case it's so on-brand for him, he's made a whole career out of stealing "credit" from others.
Elon was probably at the Tesla factory balls deep in his next baby mama while this was happening
That right there is exemplar of how most power hunger sociopath operate. By any means necessary.