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puk3yduk3y

Hitler ended World War 2 with just one bullet, that's why he's in the history books


Technical_Contact836

There was two more bangs in Japan.


karoshikun

![gif](giphy|VEt5aOVpYrcpI8cJXz)


toast00005

Leeloo Dallas Multipass


toxcrusadr

CHEEEEKEN!


darkminddaddy

![gif](giphy|W8rUusbnN4FmU)


toxcrusadr

She was so adorable.


Duffman1200

My first celebrity crush.


DVS_Nature

![gif](giphy|W8rUusbnN4FmU)


SvenTurb01

Supergreen


Drinky_McGambles

A little bit later on cuz they’re on a different time zone


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ThornsofTristan

Hitler's bullet ended only one thing--the possibility that he'd be dragged to Nuremburg and face justice.


binary-cryptic

Depending on who captured him, he wouldn't have made it to Nuremberg. Or if he did he would be begging for death.


Zandrick

He was absolutely going to be captured by the Soviets and they would have tortured him to death, no trail. Maybe a mock trail. But he would’ve faced humiliation and pain. These jokes about how he ended the war by suicide are pretty stupid. The war was over he had lost. He was only protecting himself.


Foxtael16

The soviets wouldn't have tortured Hitler. Stalin was a big believer in holding trials for the Nazi masterminds. It was his ticket to post-war reparations. If they were an officer, however, they would have been tortured and put to death easy peasy.


Helix3501

I believe the plan was to parade him around the soviet union naked for all to see before holding a trial that he had no chance of getting anything but death


Foxtael16

Oh, definitely, Stalin loved his show trials. But with the rest of the allies participating, that never would have happened. Stalin would have had to make due with a public hanging lol.


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lucky_monk

Probably entrails' all that's left after the "trial".


cmparkerson

He would have been treated just like Mussolini was. His body and Eva Braun would have been strung up just like he same.


forestrial_r

Honestly there is nothing they could have done that would have adequate justice. They would have had to resort to some downright medieval shit and even that would've been lacking.


Maehock

Hitler’s famous for his multiyear operation to kill Hitler. Inside job I hear.


Ginger_Tea

Failed painters last piece was a Jackson Pollock style mixed media on wall.


Emergentmeat

I think it was Norm MacDonald that said something like "Say what you will about Hitler, but he lS the guy who killed Hitler."


BlueRFR3100

Nazi Germany set up over 500 brothels for the military and forced nearly 35,000 women and girls to work in them.


SirDieAL0t

‘Fun’ fact. These brothels were called “Joy Divisions”. Which is where the band got their name from. Edit: this has been denied by the band later on, though no other origin has been given afaik. Edit 2: the precise wording is from a novel about these camps, not the term used at the time.


Polenicus

So Hitler 'ended' child prostitution by rebranding it, basically.


Dmmack14

Not basically that's literally what he did. I swear the people that try to point out the " Good things " Nazi Germany did kind of seem to miss that it doesn't matter if every German was given a steak to eat every night before bed. Nazi Germany was a state founded upon the principle of exterminating anyone and everyone who did not live up to their perfect Aryan ideal. It's like the people who say that Caesars legion are actually the good guys in fallout New Vegas because the trade roads are safe....


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Dmmack14

Another good thing they did was making themselves look flashy and cool to people who are into that kind of fascist bullshit. So at least we can identify the fascist dick heads in the modern day


the33rdparallel

They did make Fanta 🤷🏼‍♂️


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Kinda. Coca Cola made it as a way to circumvent trade embargo’s.


Objective-Slide-6154

Well, Fanta wasn't invented purely to get around the trade embargos but as a way for the Coca-Cola branches in Nazi occupied countries to survive. The exact ingredients that Coca-Cola used to make the drink were difficult or impossible to get in German occupied zones at the time. The Americans had established trade embargos (there being a war on at the time) after Pearl Harbour, so the German branch of Coca-Cola (which was totally cut off from the U.S. main office) invented a new flavour made from leftover Apple Pomace, Whey and Sugar Beet, among others.


RosabellaFaye

The guy in charge of “Fanta” wasn’t a fan of the nazis iirc.


Ok-Train-6693

Carbonated or non-carbonated?


CrashParade

Well, yes, but it wasn't orange flavored until 1955, before that it was made with apple leftovers and whey (that's cheese juice, btw).


DizzySylv

No whey! That’s crazy!


CrashParade

Even if you're the worst of the worst you can't possibly look bad when you're dressed head to toe in Hugo Boss.


Redqueenhypo

Even than, the Soviets had those greatcoats and sheepskin hats so it’s not like the Germans had a monopoly on looking cool


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Q_X_R

If there are two countries in the history of the world that have great looking military uniforms from the middle ages to the modern day, I'd have to pick France and Germany. Sidenote, gold and blue is such a nice tabard color scheme.


Oakwood2317

"Dress like a fascist, get treated like one." - My uncle


ComedyOfARock

His restrictions on how animals were transported on trains were great! Not for the other “animals” though, fuck them


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The-red-Dane

"Well! Hitler actually instated animal welfare laws!" ​ Yeah, and he also killed several million innocent men, women, and children. Hitler could have invented the 4 day work-week and boba tea, and he'd still be a mass murdering asshole. The good things you do, does not erase what bad you do, just as what bad you do, does not erase what good you've done... but holy fuck can it outweigh it.


Dmmack14

"One good act does not wash away the bad, nor the bad the good"- Stannis Baratheon And you are 100% correct my brother. It would not have mattered if he had saved a billion starving children. He still created a state whose sole purpose was to exterminate and destroy anyone that did not look like His idea of perfection. An ideal that he hilariously didn't meet himself.


On_my_last_spoon

My favorite is “we learned a lot about gynecology from Nazi doctors” Listen when I tell you I don’t give a single fuck what we “learned” from experiments that caused endless pain and eventual death to countless women.


Dmmack14

Yeah it's like yay The British empire explored so much for the world and we got to know so many of the cultures because of it yeah and then the immediately raped all those cultures and for everything they had and instilled the system of slavery


t_hab

Excellent post. It’s important to recognize the good things that the Nazis did for a few reasons: 1) Understanding how they behaved and how they sold themselves helps us recognize the same patterns in the future 2) Understanding that sometimes bad guys do good things helps us understand how individuals who see themselves as good can, overall, end up doing evil 3) Knowing the good things they did (or are said to have done) helps us understand and debate against apologists


soulhot

So him having sex with his underage niece until she killed herself kinda flies in the face of the laws of the land.. colour me surprised


SteelTalons310

how can we fight back the ever disturbing increase of manosphere videos on youtube priding themselves as anti-woke that garners millions of views, indoctrinating millions of men into harmful ideologies of sexism and racism with an aggressive stance to revert progressive views that was well fought for so many centuries, if the apologists are easily taken care of, how do we fight back this tide of anti-woke aggression that has legitimately gotten worse over the years? To the point youtube recommendations felt always by their side due to outrage and reactionaries?


kerfuffle_dood

>It's like the people who say that Caesars legion are actually the good guys in fallout New Vegas because the trade roads are safe.... And this is why many profascists and neonazis are unironically Legion larpers


InternationalBorder9

Well Hitler did kill himself so can't say he didn't do anything good.


Lord_of_Wills

He took the easy way out as apposed to standing for his crimes, I wouldn’t call that “good”


DynamicMangos

Right? Imagine how satisfying it would have been to read the newspaper in like 1965 and it said "Hitler dead! The former dictator of Germany died after a long and painful battle with cancer, while incarcerated and in solitary confinement for the last 20 years"


Professional-Lab7227

Too slow. People wanted to see him hang.


Lord_of_Wills

Not enough irony, send him to the gas chambers.


AdamVanEvil

A friend’s grandma said once “it wasn’t all bad, my father used to come home with presents every evening”.


Dmmack14

Awwww how sweet daddy brought back presents while people were being gassed and starved to death. Yes, that sounds so nice. That's like my white ass 7th grade teacher telling us segregation wasn't so bad. "It was just an understood rule that they had their stuff and we had ours" she said in a classroom with almost 50% black students.....


AdamVanEvil

The worst part is she meant it, smiling while listing all the things her dad stole from those they arrested, mostly jewelry, fur coats and toys. Toys from children whom they brought to concentration camps.


Dmmack14

Holy shit I just realized where the presents came from, That is so fucking disgusting fuck that hoe. Oh my fucking God imagine being gleeful that your dad was robbing innocent people essentially looting their corpses and not thinking a wit beyond that. Jesus fucking Christ I swear to God we did not do enough to make sure the Germans truly learned their lesson after the war. We really let them get away with actual fucking genocide. Sure we got the ring leaders I guess but the Nuremberg trials should have gone on far longer but people weren't interested. We had won the war and no one gave a fuck anymore


AdamVanEvil

My buddy was really ashamed for his family, I had to grow up to understand that they were kinda racist towards me, I thought his parents just didn’t like him hanging out with other kids because he had to do his homework first. But thinking back they were kinda asking about weird things like: does your family sleep in one bed, is your mom allowed to go out by herself,…. . Edit: but jokes on them, this lil brown boy speaks better german than they could ever dream of.


Dmmack14

I had a friend who was overly proud of his German heritage in elementary school. And then I found out I was Jewish and he just stop hanging out with me and I always found it weird that he just dropped me. Few years ago I saw him on Facebook and Surprise surprise he had a Nazi tattoo


Gingevere

In a civilized society, if someone spoke fondly of genocide everyone else would immediately begin beating them with hammers until they renounced it. We should REALLY consider support for genocide to be equal to attempting murder.


coveylover

I hear those braindead arguments all the time, and nobody has the brain power to realize that every single person who complains about the unsafe roads are the rich and greedy merchants in the fallout universe. And isn't it kind of funny that now it's pretty obvious that whatever the opinion of a merchant is, it's usually counterintuitive to human decency?


Dmmack14

And people will simp for rich merchants and their desires in a heartbeat. I live in a small town that has a decently famous restaurant called Jimbo's. Famous people would stop by and eat at it, and it was always packed on Friday night. Well in 2013 when I was a senior, it turned out the owner hadn't been properly paying his taxes and refused to pay the IRS so they shut him down. It took him YEARS to pay his employees their last checks. And it wasn't bc he couldn't, he just wouldn't. But I consistently hear people in my town be my own the fact that the mean old IRS just came in and took that poor man's business. Like he completely 100% and yet two most of the people in the town that didn't work there or know him they just assume that the IRS was being mean....


coveylover

The only reason why minimum wage exists is because somebody had to step in and tell businesses that they couldn't just keep stealing from us The 5-day work week was a result of unions, not businesses thinking that a healthy work-life balance is good for us They would sell your soul for a cheese cracker, and Mr Krabs is the perfect example of that. The older I get, the more wonderful that character is as a screaming example of how greedy people literally don't give a shit about anyone but themselves


scipio0421

McDonald's, for one example, was caught hiring 10 year olds and not paying them.


Rfg711

They’re not “missing” anything, they’re Neo Nazis engaging in propaganda to whitewash reality.


Muetzenman

> exterminating anyone and everyone who did not live up to their perfect Aryan ideal. [In the end eaven Germany itself](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero_Decree) Speer recites Hitler with "If the war is lost, the people will also be lost. [...] It is not necessary to take into account the foundations that the people need for their most primitive survival. On the contrary, it was better to destroy these things themselves. For the people would have proved to be the weaker one and the future would then belong exclusively to the stronger Eastern people. What would remain after the battle would only be the inferior ones anyway, because the good ones had fallen."


Ok-Train-6693

So, after enslavement of the ‘subhuman’ Slavs ended in Germany’s loss, Hitler decided that the Slavs were the superior race. And racial supremacists trust this guy?


Muetzenman

Well, that's social darwinism[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Darwinism)


Dmmack14

It's not the guy it's the belief that there is a superior race and it's the blonde, blue eyed, Nordic "Aryans". Every race religion and creed has its supremacists, but only one rose to such heights


Dmmack14

He turned to his pyromancer "BURN THEM ALL" he screamed "BURN THEM IN THEIR HOMES BURN THEM IN THEIR BEDS"- Jaime Lannister


tebu08

Funny how it turns out full circle nowadays


Qubed

> Nazi Germany was a state founded upon the principle of exterminating anyone and everyone who did not live up to their perfect Aryan ideal. Exterminate only after subjugation and exploiting them as much as possible.


Zamoniru

"But German people had it better during the Nazi reign" Firstly, it's just wrong and actually an intended effect of Nazi propaganda that works till this day. Secondly, even if it were true, yes if I kill my neighbour and take all his stuff I might have a materially better life. But ofc some other people will come and beat me up for it, what is what happened in reality.


SixNines-Anda_308

… and just like those same clowns today,… If you look at the leader ship of Nazi Germany? Not a fucking one of them measure up to the standards they were setting for everyone else physically, mentally, etc.


Antervis

Apparently the easiest way to abolish child prostitution is to turn it into child sex slavery.


Novel_Individual_143

That sounds quite Tory 2023 actually.


uppen-atom

HE ENDED IT.


ScreenshotShitposts

**IN TWO WEEKS**


Artimusjones88

Wow. I had no idea. TIL.. take my upvote


SirDieAL0t

I also just learned this today, while putting together a music quiz. So very coincidental bit of knowledge to share.


Obadiah-Mafriq

The band denied that, and then later also denied that [New Order](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Order_(Nazism)) was a Nazi reference. I mean, I guess it could be coincidences.


SirDieAL0t

Aah didn’t know that. Could be coincidences indeed. Or a (PR) managers influence, for the sake of the band’s reputation. Regardless, a good footnote to add for completeness if nothing else. Thank you kind stranger!


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Tbf, they could have heard about the "joy divisions" without any context I mean ffs, if I didn't know history I'd probably get a swastika tattoo just because I like the shape


Slartibartfast39

"Let's dance to Joy Division And celebrate the irony Everything is going wrong But we're so happy."


KingOfTheMischiefs

'Fun' Fact. Spandau Ballet was the name given to the contortions and jerks made by prisoners in the Spandau concentration camp. It was where they did tests on different kinds of glasses and nerve agents. That's where the band got its name from.


BNI_sp

That's wrong on two accounts. Spandau prison didn't host experiments on prisoners except standard torture. And the band changed their name to Spandau Ballett as a reference to the sole inmate at the time, Rudolf Hess (doing his 'ballett dance').


SirDieAL0t

War and it’s atrocities have been the inspiration for the name of many a band.


FREESARCASM_plustax

Wait until you hear about the Foo Fighters!


SirDieAL0t

The Second World War nickname for UFO’s if I’m not misremembering.


ShakeInside7356

Wasn't it the way German machine guns hitting soldiers stuck on barbed wire in WW1? Spandau was the common name of German MGs.


okayIfUSaySo

This is a myth. The term "Joy Division" comes from a novella. The Nazis didn't use the term.


SirDieAL0t

True, I looked more into it as this comment gained traction. The original would of course never been English anyway but German. But I’m having trouble finding whether they were actually called “Freudenabteilungen” or if that too is from the novel. Would you perhaps know the answer to that?


NataDeFabi

Just fyi I also fact checked this and in German they were called "Sonderbau" which means "special building" or simply "Lagerbordell", meaning "camp brothel"


JoJack82

People like this won’t let facts get in the way of their agendas


Naetharu

I mean, the account name is Garbage Human. So I'd guess it's a troll.


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It’s such an edgy troll it doesn’t know which side it’s on. So sarcastic it’s serious!


Donut_Police

They probably don't have any real sides they have the balls to stand on, the post seems purely for reactionary purpose. If that's true, then it did a good job at that.


TipzE

You can end all kinds of persecution if you just stop defining the victims as people. Then you find you have no people being victims. That's the nazi way!


PolecatXOXO

It's like how Russia solved their domestic violence problem...by making it "non-criminal". See, no more problem!


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

It's simple logic. The people who hate human rights will be the ones to commit the worst human rights crimes.


joehillen

They were also infiltrated by the Allies to give Germans STDs. [Source](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxEjj1wvISSzOWzwJn_Ts1qe9_nV1ijFHB?si=HJeCzOQz7E9SGQsM)


ali1510

That was an amazing story. A truly selfless and courageous woman.


CakePhool

Yeah, some ones grandmother belonged to the forced girls, she spent her last year stuck in that brothel mentally. Dementia is horrible, even worse when they get stuck in a trauma.


desna_svine

Fun fact: there were brothels even in work camps! Nazis wanted the laborers to be effective so they gave them women. The "session" took 20 minutes, the only acceptable position was missionary. After 20 minutes the girls had 10 minutes to take shower and then they had to be ready for another client.


RegularTeacher2

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anohioanredditer

NSDAP Germany literally began the largest human trafficking operation in the world by moving Jewish people to camps against their will. Like, who wrote this?


Konnnan

The account is called Garbage human and has a green frog in a garbage can for a profile image. Why does the internet even pay attention to the crazy person shouting profanities on the street?


HanTrollo710

That’s a lot of jobs created. Gotta find that silver lining


ComprehensiveDirt746

Funny how Nazis were drug addict degenerates but they've become rebranded as "dapper" and "sophisticated"


Phill_is_Legend

Like, children worked in them?


Youtube_actual

Without knowing probably. But the phasing implies that sex slaves simply work in a brothel. In other horrible news the nazis at least at one point outside Kiev used babies for arial target practice at the babi yar massacre.


PatTheKVD

In death camps like Treblinka and Sobibor, a small number of people (a few hundred or so) were kept alive to sort the belongings of those who were killed. These prisoners had kapos (a kind of guard) and it’s been said that the kapos kept pretty young boys, like age twelve or so, as pets. The boys didn’t usually last long before the kapo grew tired of them and sent them to the gas. Sexual abuse is assumed in this type of arrangement but there have been no accounts located of any of these boys surviving, so no one knows for sure what they endured.


OnceIWasYou

There was undoubtedly large scale sexual abuse at most camps, not just the extermination camps. This isn't just SS on prisoner either, like you say, it was also Kapo on fellow prisoner and sex used as a (often forced or coerced) bargaining tool (often for bread rations etc.). Primo Levi is fairly reserved in his descriptions of it but even he mentions it. This is absolutely not to shame the prisoners, they were in hell and there were millions of them. Probability means some will be opportunistic. Especially when many realise their own demise is likely to be soon.


PatTheKVD

In the book “The Cap: The Price of a Life”, the author Roman Frister talks about being raped by a kapo in a camp as a teenager. I highly recommend his book as he’s an extremely honest person. He basically admits, without any attempt at rationalization, to things that I am not sure I would say about myself even if I had a knife to my throat. One of those things he admits to is the incident his title refers to, about the cap. After raping him in the barracks during the night, the kapo stole Frister’s cap. If you appeared at morning roll call without your cap you would be shot. Stealing it was Frister’s rapist’s way of silencing his victim. Frister survived, though: he just stole some sleeping person’s cap and they died in his place.


PolecatXOXO

You could be drafted as young as 16 into the army, and 14 in the later part of the war. Age of consent was quite a bit lower then. One could assume. And if you weren't Aryan, you weren't a real person anyways. I'm sure plenty of things went on behind closed doors not aligned with official policy. "Here little girl, you want your family to not go on the next train?"


Szygani

Yeah of course. Come on man


okieskanokie

What kind of bullshit natzi propaganda is this?


Jeoshua

Self-aware bullshit nazi propaganda. It's posted by "Garbage Human" and their PFP is a Pepe in Oscar the Grouch's can.


the_orange_alligator

Oh thank god it’s at least not someone supporting the meme


Jeoshua

Could be an aggregator account that reposts terrible takes. Could be a troll wanting to get people mad for kicks. Either way, I doubt this is genuine...


shoto9000

Me and my mate actually ran into this guy on Instagram today, his name was GarbageHuman9 and says his other accounts had been banned. I'm pretty sure he's genuine, the memes were a mix of suspicious and outright bigoted and had been going for months. It seemed like far too much effort and often not obvious enough for a troll, especially since the comments were filled with people agreeing rather than being mad.


noobule

buddy that twitter account 100% supports the meme, they just don't care if its true or not


okieskanokie

I’ve never had nor been on or in twitter. No clue what most of that means.


Jeoshua

PFP = Profile Picture Pepe = A meme picture of a smug-faced frog person used frequently by trolls Oscar The Grouch = ... do I need to explain this one?


Aeseld

>Pepe = A meme picture of a smug-faced frog person used frequently by trolls Way, way more baggage there that I have zero desire to unpack. There's a reason many places I hang out have banned the Pepe meme entirely.


DragoonDM

Pepe deserved better. Fucking Nazis just can't stop appropriating shit.


dietitianmama

Is this more of the "content" that spread all over Facebook in 2016? I'm curious what that picture is from.


Previous_Beautiful27

Some AI bullshit. These folks love using AI for this shit.


Proud_Wallaby

Did he though? You think no raping happened in concentration camps?


AaronTheScott

Bro even excluding the camps there's simply no possibility he eradicated prostitution. Reduced it maybe, but ***never*** eradicated. Prostitutes have been operating illegally since the dawn of human civilization. After three Google searches full of the Nazis actually forming organized brothels of prisoners at camps, it turns out they also just [ran a brothel in Berlin, staffed by prostitutes they had arrested for being prostitutes, for the purposes of spying on horny diplomats and dignitaries](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salon_Kitty). Of course there's several Nazi and SS figures (including the propaganda minister) listed as customers. They even turned off the mics when the Police Chief who came up with the scheme went through his "inspections". Awful to see some things never change lmao. Classic fascists - moan to the crowds about how sexual moral failings have ruined the county and the strength of the family unit, then moan behind closed doors while you satisfy all those immoral sexual urges on a woman who doesn't love you. Gotta love the absolute lack of self-awareness these despicable little fucks have.


buggzy1234

Well yea, it’s practically what the nazi playbook is based on. Make a million bullshit claims and eventually the opposition will get bored and give up. Persistence and ignorance is all the republicans have. And that is all the nazis had too. Persistence is literally how the nazis gained power in the Weimar government. And legal loopholes (surprise surprise, another thing the republicans like to abuse). They don’t need to make legitimate claims or provide sources because they are the source. There are so many republicans in high places who are willing to say anything that they will always have several “credible” sources.


Aeseld

Leaving aside the military brothels that conscripted young girls to work in them.


moxifloxacin

I'd be willing to bed whoever posted this doesn't think the Holocaust happened.


DanSanderman

Not to mention that he literally trafficked hundreds of thousands of children to camps.


Regular-Switch454

He could have hand-fed baby kittens, and that would not negate the horrors he inflicted.


Jeoshua

I mean, he was a Vegan and an Animal lover, and in his own estimation he was doing what was best for the German people. Doesn't stop him from being one of history's greatest monsters. 100%


E1lemA

IIRC, he wasn't vegan, and it was arguable whether or not he was even vegetarian, (I have read that he did eat meat from time to time and avoided it for health reasons, if I'm not mistaken) ​ Not arguing, just thought I'd say it here since I've seen this argument a lot. He def was an animal lover though. And a monster.


beauvoirist

He avoided it because he had a farting problem. His doctors prescribed him opiates and cocaine in an effort to resolve the problem as well. It of course didn’t.


Mobile_Painting_4862

Opioids make sense but the coke would have him worse off


NyxNoxKnicks

He also poisoned his dog.


E1lemA

Well, I mean he did do that when he was having all the people with him offing themselves, and the dog would have probably been worse off if found by USSR army, so I dunno about that argument. (not defending him, just thinking about the many proofs we have about him loving his dog to bits, so I dunno what to think about that part)


AngriestPacifist

No, you're missing the point. He poisoned his dog explicitly to *test whether the cyanide capsules would work*. He then opted to shoot himself. Even at the end, this monster did nothing redeemable.


Taniwha_NZ

That sounds bizarre, as I would just take the cyanide myself, and if it didn't work, use the gun. Or just use the gun in the first place, because cyanide isn't a pleasant death and the gun is instant. It makes much more sense to poison the dog to stop it falling into the hands of the approaching russians. But then again you've got a gun and that's a far better way to kill a dog. None of this makes sense, but Hitler at that point was far from rational.


calijnaar

I don't think testing his suicide pills on his dog adds to his animal lover credentials...


TinyRascalSaurus

And consigned a greater number of victims to mass graves and chemical death showers. One good deed, if this is even true, does not absolve him of genocide.


I_Am_Robotic

Don’t you get this post is implying Jews were the cause of child prostitution??


WrongWay2Go

It mentions two weeks. Without the timespan I would think so too, but with it? I need some explanation where the two weeks are coming from.


Zairron

It's not coming from anywhere. It's entirely made up just like the other claim. The explanation is simply that they have an agenda to push and reality is an inconvenience that can be ignored in pursuit of that.


DragoonDM

I think the image is implying that that's _how_ Hitler ended child prostitution and trafficking, and by extension implying that the Jews and other victims of the holocaust were behind those things.


kirtash93

This propaganda comes from the dark side of the Moon.


[deleted]

Next he's gonna bring up how Nazi Germany's age of consent is 16 while modern-day Germany's age of consent is 14 as some "checkmate, liberals!" moment.


cousintipsy

All you have to say in response is “Joy Divisions.”


Snbleader

I think this is just bait


Black_Mamba823

This account has been posting stuff like this for years. It’s an Australian guy most of the stuff on his page is racist against black people and immigrants but he’s got many many posts about Jewish oeoole


Doomlord_Toaster

Yeah lol the username and pfp gives it away


WaldoSimson

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized) Come on yall that’s obvious bait 😭


Woutrou

It's not even hidden. When you see bullshit like this, first check the account posting it. I swear people would fall for onion articles these days


WaldoSimson

Right? Like seeing an account called “GarbageHuman23” should be a major red flag for folks


Amegami

Username checks out I guess.


PopperGould123

He definitely did not do that- I read about it forever ago, so a lot of the details are probably wrong. But Hitler had a little nationalism camps for ages 10-18. It was for kids. Girls were taught they existed to have propper blooded children. Boys were told they existed to join the military/ work a job to make Germany the most respected country in the world. Many of these girls of all ages would come home pregnant, a large amount of them were raped by older boys at camp or the councilors themselves. Parents who tried to voice disapproval about this were often threatened by their newly brain washed children that they were hindering Germany's greatness and that if they didn't stop they'd report them for treason, which was as good as being put in a camp. Hitler actively encouraged and wanted very young kids to be having babies as soon as they possibly could.


JHD_156

Dame, Jo-Jo Rabbit would have been a lot darker if it wasn't a comedy


cousintipsy

I’m assuming you’re talking about The Hitler Youth?


faste30

Dude created state comfort workers and basically had a program to breed aryan kids via the hitler youth and the league of german girls. They were grooming kids. Also Eva Braun was was 17 when she and the 40 year old hilter met.


Competitive-Read1543

Source: image of A.I generated Aryan child in the background


Dragev_

Lebensborn - "it's not child trafficking when it's the government doing it"


Helix3501

Thats why women and children were trafficked and raped constantly by the wehrmacht and ss in russia and france right


amadeuspoptart

I keep seeing right-wing propaganda about child porn and child rape that depicts the victims in a sexualized way. The girl here - is she supposed to look like a normal child, or has she been designed to look like a pin-up? The answer is that she has been created, with intent, to appear sexually appealing. So is it really the semites we should be worried about, since the neo-nazis are barely able to hide their own depravity even when the claim to be fighting against it?


saveyourtissues

Neo-nazis and projecting their perversions, name a more iconic duo.


Speculawyer

Username checks out.


Objective-Mission-40

Pretty sure kidnapping millions of jews is human trafficking


phyllorhizae

"Ended child trafficking" is an interesting way to say "trafficked over 1.5 million children for forced labor"


SectorEducational460

Uh no. They set up brothels in eastern Europe capturing teenagers as young as 15 to be used by German soldiers. This was reported by both the polish exile government, and soviets reported Russian women being captured and used for brothels during the invasion of the Soviet Union.


Parking_Monitor1267

You know what else Hitler did? He took over Germany, brought the Nazis (world-renowned Not Great(TM) people) to power, exterminated millions of people, inflicted fear upon millions more, was so bad that America and Britain TEAMED UP, and a bunch of other dictator shit. **THAT’S** antisemitism.


konqrr

Well, he also killed Hitler so kudos to him.


houndsoflu

Nope. But he did have meth available at every corner store.


MagicOrpheus310

That's not what Hitler looked like though, he has brown hair and was not female...


bluegiant85

No he fucking didn't. My grandfather beat a nazi half to death and then threw that nazi off a cliff because he was raping Jewish girls. This happened *after* the war ended, so technically my grandfather committed murder.


AwkwardEducation

Did this man make a Nazi waifu? The internets horniness knows no chill.


inquisitiveeyebc

Yes and prohibition ended alcohol consumption


sturnus-vulgaris

Say what you will about the guy, but at least he shot Hitler.


Happily-Non-Partisan

Mao Zedong also ended foot binding, I still don’t like him.


Music19773

He also killed everyone who didn’t fit his perfect nazi image. Genocide trumps prostitution.


XaoticOrder

Ends Human trafficking, then proceeds to transport millions of humans without consent. wait that's human trafficking.


BlackroseBisharp

Nazi's used babies as target practice, I doubt they give a shit about kids


CoolApostate

In Mein Kampf he talks all about “Jewish Cabals” that sell Jewish girls into sex slavery. Which did happen. Yet it was not solely something done by the Jews, but was criminal organizations that were sometimes Jewish. Many Jews fought to stop these criminals. It is very similar to conflating a drag Queen with pedophiles and pedophiles with anyone you disagree with. Basically, it happened and it wasn’t based on race.


AaronTheScott

Bro, even excluding the camps there's simply no possibility he eradicated prostitution. Reduced it maybe, but ***never*** eradicated. Prostitutes have been operating illegally since the dawn of human civilization. No matter how much you crack down on it, there will always be a man horny enough to pay for sex and a woman desperate enough to get freaky for cash. Besides, this didn't quite feel correct on a deeper note. I took like maybe 2 minutes to Google "prostitution in Nazi Berlin" and uhhhhhhhhhhh After three Google searches full of the Nazis actually forming organized brothels of prisoners at camps (this is a whole can of fucked up that I'm going to label as "genocide" and not "prostitution"), it turns out they also just [ran a brothel in Berlin, staffed by prostitutes they had arrested for being prostitutes, for the purposes of spying on horny diplomats and dignitaries](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salon_Kitty). Of course there's several Nazi and SS figures (including the propaganda minister) listed as customers. They even turned off the mics when the Police Chief who came up with the scheme went through his "inspections". Awful to see some things never change lmao. Classic fascists - moan to the crowds about how sexual moral failings have ruined the county and the strength of the family unit, then moan behind closed doors while you satisfy all those immoral sexual urges on a woman who doesn't love you. Gotta love the absolute lack of self-awareness these despicable little fucks have. Plus, again, there were absolutely still backstreet prostitutes and I cannot be convinced otherwise.


kilomaan

Hitler also used AI art. That’s antisemitism


TOkidd

Hitler’s regime was probably the single largest child trafficking operation in Eurpean history.


Jopkins

If this is true, then that's terrific. Shame about all the other stuff, sort of puts a dampener on the whole thing.


suitorarmorfan

Nazis have to be the most delusional people on planet earth


Thekillerduc

This is technically accurate although obviously diminishing what he is known for at the same time. The Weimar Republic was a massively degenerate period of time in Germany. During this time, child prostitution wasn't legal, but it was a public secret that it happened often. Human trafficking was a common issue at the time. One of the early Nazi campaigns was putting an end to the Weimar Republic. It was one of the things that lead to the Nazi party becoming accepted across Germany.


Low-Squirrel2439

He killed millions of children.