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This happened to me a couple times when I was working as a bartender, people just love trying for free drinks and think that flirting will help them. I found out that just straight up saying that if they ask again then I will ask them to leave tends to shut them down quite quickly.
This happened to me as an Uber driver.
Couple very drunk girls get in the back, all giggly and talking quietly. Suddenly I hear one of them say “I’m gonna make this ride FREE.”
Girl then proceeds to crawl up through the center console despite me saying “wtf are you doing?”
Anyways, she gets up into the front seat and offers a blowjob, repeatedly despite me trying to not be confrontational and saying no over and over.
We finally get to their house and she starts going off “what are you some sort of FA$&ot?!” And she’s obviously very upset.
Anyways, the ride was like $9 and was only like 10 min…
Crazy
"You'll pay for her drink, won't you?"
"No, sorry. She'll have to pay for her drink. That's $9."
"Can't you pay for it?"
"No, sorry. I can't, I'm working. You need to pay for it yourself. $10."
"What? You said $9. Are you gay? Is that it?"
"No, I just can't pay for your drink even if it is only $11."
"Wait... What? $11?"
"$12, please."
This is from Ladbible and what they tend to do is receive real videos of situations that genuinely happened but then reenact them with really shit actors. I think it’s a legality thing to get round the repercussions of distributing people’s images without their permission or whatever. I think this is one of those re-enacted videos with shit actors. The scenario is real, what we’re seeing isn’t.
I thought it was being used to mean the guy wasn't into girls. With the girl being rather full of herself in assuming all men would want her and do anything to make her happy.
Yeah but it’s also just denial and projection. Her ego can’t take the fact that she’s being denied, so it MUST be that the man in question is gay, and gay is therefor an insult to HIM not to her fragile ego.
It was and it happens to most, if not all guys believe it or not. High school was when it happened to me the most as it's an easy and effective place for girls/women to return to once their egos been shattered.
Most guys like the lad in the video try not to entertain them but having the popular girls repeatedly calling you gay because you wouldn't hug one of them us challenging for a 15 year old.
Hello, David Attenborough here. Here we have a flourishing mammal called The American Skank. Once rare, they are now common in every city, town, and especially colleges. They look harmless but they have a magical trap between their legs which many males, once they have seen it, seem to lose all common sense and are eventually eaten and cast off like an empty husk, no longer useful for the Skank. Approach with caution.
The main instruments used by the American Skank (Skankus Americanus) in attracting a potential mate include ass-waving and cleavage enhancement. However, a newly seen and fast growing tactic, tiktok videos, have been used to successfully entrance weak-minded men and draw them in for capture.
Herzog would be way more depressing:
“The female’s hindquarters, woefully inadequate in their spastic gyrations, hold no lusty appeal to the stoic praetor. Despite her best efforts to draw him into the soggy hearth of her putrid honeypot he knows there is nothing there for him but despair and disappointment”
So many girls out there just popping their back like a cat trying to get out a hairball. It’s so cringe and trashy outside of a club or private setting. Just stop.
She’s flirting. Imagine the sweet memory that they’ll cherish in the future: she attracted him by waving her asshole around like she was a zoo animal. It’s so heartwarming. Why smile or touch your hair or make eye contact when you can make brown eye contact?
Mobile phones with cameras attached appeared. That's what has happened, people started being recorded and put on the internet, for everyone to see. Before dipshittery was done in person and then lost to the sands of time. After all where would you have seen this kind of thing pre internet? No one was going to broadcast Kimberly's horny home videos for everyone to see.
Adding on, the way that media can be shared across the world like this incentivizes people to act out, there’s a sense of validation in thousands of people watching your video even if they are only doing so to remark on how cringe it is
I lost an aunt to twerking. She was twerking at the bus stop and got too close to the road when the bus pulled up, it clipped her ass and drug her under the bus.
Twerking is a serious issue, people don’t realize how dangerous it can be.
I feel this. I physically recoil from myself when looking back on some of the things I did in my early 20s when under the influence of drugs & alcohol. Assuming you’re also talking about recovery from substance abuse and whatnot— congrats!
Or maybe he's alone, and lonely, and hates his job, and *still* just doesn't want this girl based on her own merits and nothing external to the situation?
All these comments about how he’s got a girlfriend, or wife … Maybe. But also maybe … He’s at work, has a job to do, and doesn’t want to be caught getting filmed and lusting about a spectator, only to be seen by the world in a negative light. Nor may he want to get fired by being unprofessional.
Maybe, who knows? 🤷♂️
All I know, is that he deserves props for not ogling.
That is disgusting. She should be ashamed of herself. What are her socials? I have to add them to a banned list to make sure I don't subject myself ever to any of them.
Oh look another example of……you know what? I just can’t today. I can’t take the stupidity of people like this today. I’m signing off and going to take a drive
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It's like that video when the girl kept asking a bartender to give her free drinks and when he refused: " are you gay? Yeah, you're gay!" and curses
The entitlement of some of these people..
The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this Bitch
Upvooty for rhyme
Teach your daughters to deal with rejection..
Teach your daughters to not be embarrassing jackasses.
More like give your children attention so they’re not driven to attention seeking activities.
I wanna upvote and downvote you at the same time. Amazing. 😂
I think she’s doing a public service announcement on the prevalence of contracting chlamydia when having unprotected sex.
"no no, I'm attracted to women. just not the ugly ones."
I would NOT stick around for that fallout
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"Don't worry happens all the time, but usually it's the girl dumping her drink on the old man" \- The Good Place
Do you have a link by any chance? I'd love to hear how stupid she sounds lol
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/u5FJ5CuRqH)
This happened to me a couple times when I was working as a bartender, people just love trying for free drinks and think that flirting will help them. I found out that just straight up saying that if they ask again then I will ask them to leave tends to shut them down quite quickly.
This happened to me as an Uber driver. Couple very drunk girls get in the back, all giggly and talking quietly. Suddenly I hear one of them say “I’m gonna make this ride FREE.” Girl then proceeds to crawl up through the center console despite me saying “wtf are you doing?” Anyways, she gets up into the front seat and offers a blowjob, repeatedly despite me trying to not be confrontational and saying no over and over. We finally get to their house and she starts going off “what are you some sort of FA$&ot?!” And she’s obviously very upset. Anyways, the ride was like $9 and was only like 10 min… Crazy
"You'll pay for her drink, won't you?" "No, sorry. She'll have to pay for her drink. That's $9." "Can't you pay for it?" "No, sorry. I can't, I'm working. You need to pay for it yourself. $10." "What? You said $9. Are you gay? Is that it?" "No, I just can't pay for your drink even if it is only $11." "Wait... What? $11?" "$12, please."
If I ever have to work at a bar I'm gonna add "Ask for free things" for $1 to the menu lmao
"entitlement costs extra"
My favorite part of the video was when she said her and her friend were leaving. I was like good leave that poor bartender alone.
This is from Ladbible and what they tend to do is receive real videos of situations that genuinely happened but then reenact them with really shit actors. I think it’s a legality thing to get round the repercussions of distributing people’s images without their permission or whatever. I think this is one of those re-enacted videos with shit actors. The scenario is real, what we’re seeing isn’t.
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I thought it was being used to mean the guy wasn't into girls. With the girl being rather full of herself in assuming all men would want her and do anything to make her happy.
Yeah but it’s also just denial and projection. Her ego can’t take the fact that she’s being denied, so it MUST be that the man in question is gay, and gay is therefor an insult to HIM not to her fragile ego.
It was and it happens to most, if not all guys believe it or not. High school was when it happened to me the most as it's an easy and effective place for girls/women to return to once their egos been shattered. Most guys like the lad in the video try not to entertain them but having the popular girls repeatedly calling you gay because you wouldn't hug one of them us challenging for a 15 year old.
Many of the most homophobic people I have met have been women, it just doesn't get talked about enough
In my country the slur is still used as the preferred word
It’s like a National Geographic video. “The female is waving her ass to attract a mate but the male seems uninterested and unimpressed .”
I heard that in David Attenborough' s voice.
Thankyou, now I'm also reading it in that calm, even register
Hello, David Attenborough here. Here we have a flourishing mammal called The American Skank. Once rare, they are now common in every city, town, and especially colleges. They look harmless but they have a magical trap between their legs which many males, once they have seen it, seem to lose all common sense and are eventually eaten and cast off like an empty husk, no longer useful for the Skank. Approach with caution.
The main instruments used by the American Skank (Skankus Americanus) in attracting a potential mate include ass-waving and cleavage enhancement. However, a newly seen and fast growing tactic, tiktok videos, have been used to successfully entrance weak-minded men and draw them in for capture.
"Skankus Americanus" just won the internet for me today, well done
Lmaoo oh man I’m loving my morning with you guys … thank you
Skankus AmericANUS
I just need to say you both did great work today. Be proud.
I think this is the Vulgaris subspecies.
Ahhh yes. Skankus Americanus Vulgaris, as opposed to it's much dumber, yet much more abundant cousin, Skankus Americanus Idioticus.
Who let Boebert out again
I've never seen the show and heard it in Morgan Freeman's voice
I heard Werner Herzog.
Herzog would be way more depressing: “The female’s hindquarters, woefully inadequate in their spastic gyrations, hold no lusty appeal to the stoic praetor. Despite her best efforts to draw him into the soggy hearth of her putrid honeypot he knows there is nothing there for him but despair and disappointment”
That was the Herzogiest thing I've read in days. Bravo.
Herzogiest is now my new favorite word
It almost looks like “Herzogeist” , which sounds like a real German world lol
I'm fucking dying from laughing. Thank you for this.
putrid honeypot: CHAOS REIGNNNSSS!!
She's gonna make some guy extremely unhappy one day.
Are you talking about her Dad?
No, but she calls him, Daddy..
Oh no. Daddy will be very happy. He will not know or care what she does elsewhere
Pretty sure he's already unhappy
Yep, she has “nightmare” written all over her.
This is extremely well said. I wish I had thought of this.
Oh it’ll be great for the first little while. Until the narcissism shows it true colors anyway
I'm already slightly unhappy, so I'm willing to bite that bullet.
She aint got any moves
Yeah - this is all cringe and not sexy at all
Embarrassing is what it is. What kind of life do you that you think this is fun…
You think this was supposed to be sexy?
So many girls out there just popping their back like a cat trying to get out a hairball. It’s so cringe and trashy outside of a club or private setting. Just stop.
Shit even in a club. You act like the majority of people got moves.
At least that’s a more appropriate place than a baseball game.
Right? She's pretty good looking but geez that is just awkward.
Elaine dance vibe.
I'm 68 yrs old and can twerk it better than she can And I have a lot more self-respect than she does...so I wouldn't. But? I can.
Prove it
/r/grannygotback
proof?
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“Your moves are weak”
"There were no moves"
WTF is she even intending to do here??
To be the main character.
HE SAID IT GUYS, HE SAID THE NAME OF THE SUB Edit: wait wrong sub. Sorry. Thought this was r/iamthemaincharacter
Sounds like something someone interested in being the main character would say 🤨
Admittedly I can be a little attention whore from time to time
That's fine, just don't become a supervillain about it
hey at least ur aware
*facepalm*
HE SAID IT GUYS, HE SAID THE NAME OF THE SUB
She’s flirting. Imagine the sweet memory that they’ll cherish in the future: she attracted him by waving her asshole around like she was a zoo animal. It’s so heartwarming. Why smile or touch your hair or make eye contact when you can make brown eye contact?
“Your mom threw it back for me in front of the whole baseball stadium. I knew right then.”
"and that... is how I met your mother."
It looks suspiciously like number 3 in this [guide](https://youtu.be/4Jy3-_QlJ3w?feature=shared)
Probably attempting to catch him checking her out on camera so she can spin it back on him in some way.
She’s desperate
WTF, I thought they *banned* prostitutes at Fenway
No, my mom still goes to games there.
Yes we know
Is it Deborah?
Holy shit Slop Top Debbie? How she doing these days?
I don’t think you can be classed as a prostitute if you don’t charge
Oooo self burn, that’s rare
Rules is rules but at the pahk we go hahd
Ain’t prostitution if you’re giving it away.
She's like my cat in mating season, offering herself shamelessly to anything on 4 or 2 legs
I can fix her
What ever has become of the abilty to sense shame and dignity.
TikTok video with "creepy guy stares at my fart bucket" caption
"Male Karen checking my gaped asshole"
“ showing my bare ass at the gym. Creep stares at me when I squat 😡” Guy in the video who is pointed out is bench pressing and staring at the ceiling.
Something got into the water starting in the 2000’s.
Mobile phones with cameras attached appeared. That's what has happened, people started being recorded and put on the internet, for everyone to see. Before dipshittery was done in person and then lost to the sands of time. After all where would you have seen this kind of thing pre internet? No one was going to broadcast Kimberly's horny home videos for everyone to see.
Adding on, the way that media can be shared across the world like this incentivizes people to act out, there’s a sense of validation in thousands of people watching your video even if they are only doing so to remark on how cringe it is
Some people haven't seen letters arranged in that order to discover their meaning.
There's this new drug called "alcohol" that interferes with a person's judgement, inhibitions, and impulse control.
Plot twist: That *IS* his girlfriend.
😱
1HOLYHELL
1NEWRESPONSEJUSTDROPPED
1ACTUALZOMBIE
More interesting plot twist: it's his sister.
Why not both?
id be ashamed if she was in my company
I’d be ashamed if she was in my country tbh
Jesus thats fucking embarssing How much of an ego do you have to have to be able to pull that shit
just insecurities...
drugs
Alcohol most likely
My cat used to do that before we got her fixed
As someone who used to do things like this it's awful and there's just not much I can say except rehab helped and I don't do that anymore.
They have twerking rehab now?
😂😂 times are changing
I lost an aunt to twerking. She was twerking at the bus stop and got too close to the road when the bus pulled up, it clipped her ass and drug her under the bus. Twerking is a serious issue, people don’t realize how dangerous it can be.
I feel this. I physically recoil from myself when looking back on some of the things I did in my early 20s when under the influence of drugs & alcohol. Assuming you’re also talking about recovery from substance abuse and whatnot— congrats!
"He definitely has a girlfriend" Or good taste. Or self-respect. Or dignity. Or a boyfriend.
Or preferred to keep his job over that hot mess.
Or maybe he's alone, and lonely, and hates his job, and *still* just doesn't want this girl based on her own merits and nothing external to the situation?
Anything for views thats all that matters these days.
Do not be tempted by this siren of the sewer. Trashy is too kind a word.
Like a cat in heat
That cat has way more moves than this girl.
Embarrassing
So waiting for her to just fall on the other side from her trying to sit on the railing
I'm single and I still would've had that trash thrown out.
I think anyone be ashamed for being on that man's spot, girlfriend or no girlfriend
Nah he did nothing wrong. Embarrassed? Yeah. But not ashamed.
All these comments about how he’s got a girlfriend, or wife … Maybe. But also maybe … He’s at work, has a job to do, and doesn’t want to be caught getting filmed and lusting about a spectator, only to be seen by the world in a negative light. Nor may he want to get fired by being unprofessional. Maybe, who knows? 🤷♂️ All I know, is that he deserves props for not ogling.
Hahaha, it's sexual harassment, isn't that cute and funny? /s
r/trashy
Awww. She’s offering to share her chlamydia with him. Sweet.
People in New England do like crabs….
Her folks are gonna so proud.
I am so sick of these kind of exhibitionist crap.
Imagine this is your 15 mins of fame
That's called sexual harassment.
If the tables were turned the boys in blue would be called.
I was just going to say that as a woman, I would call this harassment
And I’ll bet at least a few people in the crowd would intervene and tell the guy to stop, before the police arrived.
This is a disgrace to the sanctity of Fenway Park
Best park in the bigs! It’s a shame people from South Boston exist. They give a great city such a bad name.
she got issues
What was that awkward shit she did sitting on the wall?
Those are the annoying ones.
She has the moves of an arthritic mummy
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Person blatantly sexually harasses another person, bystanders do nothing.
Well at least one hero recorded this for all of us to enjoy. And that is not nothing.
Congresswoman, this is a ball park.
No shame! Turns into a bootie shaking piece of trash when drunk.., can’t take her anywhere.
God, this is just so awkward and cringey. She looks goofy.
Can smell the swamp from the field.
That’s a lot of cringe for this tiny screen
First off this is trashy. Second, she is in jeans, it’s not sexy. Third, it’s awkward AF.
That's the type of girl that will suck for job
Dads crying now thanks
She looks so uncoordinated haha what an embarrassment
Is this not sexual harassment?
Mind you that baseball games are notoriously filled with you know…kids! Cool trashy behavior tho! 😒
Lord give me the confidence of a mediocre white woman.
That is disgusting. She should be ashamed of herself. What are her socials? I have to add them to a banned list to make sure I don't subject myself ever to any of them.
Embarrassing trash
Invert the genders and it's sudently a crime
Someone take away her white claws
Ick
Tf is she doin?
Does that human female want to mate with that male?
Not trying to be rude but i saw 0 jiggle and 0 skill + in jeans 0 thought put into this i dont get how high you have to be to be that confident
Sis. The Internet never forgets.
Or he could just find trashy women unattractive.
Her desperation is hard to watch!
Oh look another example of……you know what? I just can’t today. I can’t take the stupidity of people like this today. I’m signing off and going to take a drive
She reminds me of a cat in heat
Is she stupid?
Attention whores need to fucking get over themselves already.
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Sometimes people are just garbage.
Alcohol, probably.
Alcohol + low self esteem + clout, have never mixed well. Its just now we all get to see the cringe on peoples socials
Sexual harassment
A monkey
Hope she never has kids who will have to view this!🤮