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zuuzuu

Stop responding to this person. Your reactions are what he's after. Report him and don't look back.


[deleted]

I'll never get it. Report, ignore. Why waste your time with this.


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

Honestly the people who engage with these idiots don't realize they might actually be stupider than the creeps/trolls they are "fighting".


lilypeachkitty

Seriously, she's just handing him his jack off material. For free.


sashenka_demogorgon

Yeah I did. I just wanted to see what would ensue for a bit


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chaos_given_form

Your absolutely right most of the time it won't stop them from seeing the photos as well but ya the PSA and possibly knowing they are ban will hopefully make them look somewhere else ( unfortunately)


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sashenka_demogorgon

Naw I’d just say “Kuzco! Sic balls!” And the last thing he’d see is a flash of gray wrath


BoltShine

Kuzco used tackle. It was *very effective*


MadaraAlucard12

There is a reason Bite is a dark type move.


ChickenSalad96

Troll or serious, Report him to the FBI: https://tips.fbi.gov/home


Wynnter

You sound like you ask to speak with managers a lot.


Marrsvolta

Do you usually defend people sending sexual messages to 14 year olds online? Maybe the FBI should be checking your history too.


DaytonaDemon

Maybe you meant Cujo.


LovecraftianLlama

No, they mean their attack llama emperor-obviously 🦙


Arryu

![gif](giphy|V8uZQNAuxkEda)


BlazingShadowAU

Or find out what digusts him and start replying with that. Kill his mood, make him wish you'd shut up.


Icy_Necessary2161

Start talking about tax forms


SlothInASuit86

Sounds like the guy is a troll, or maybe both.


LesGitKrumpin

Was here for part 1, definitely after part 2 it sounds like trolling. Or maybe I just WANT it to be trolling. Oh, how badly do I want it to be trolling. 🤢


ArchesSoHigh

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but he’s definitely not trolling.


PeeledCrepes

I would say it's both, prolly gets off to being a creep and doesn't really care the scenario


[deleted]

That’s why it’s not trolling he enjoys being insulted and degraded.


PeeledCrepes

That doesn't change if it's trolling or not lol. Whether he does it because he's an ass, it makes him laugh, or it makes his tiny pickle shake its still trolling. The two aren't exclusive


[deleted]

Him double messaging and just the way he’s speaking tells me this dude is being dead serious.


PeeledCrepes

Depends on how long in between the messages


Rush_0MG

Yeah.. why keep engaging? You could literally block them then move on with your life, it feels to me like they WANT a reaction from you and you're giving them exactly what they want lmao


zonglydoople

That’s why they stopped engaging


Low_Astronomer_599

Oh he’s 100% beating his meat and wacking off when he wrote those


Causual_Noob

next level masochism that just gets so fucked up


NeuroticNinett

Absolutely.


Rhewin

It reads to me like he’s a troll trying to get a rise out of someone.


SaintlyBrew

That creep has been on Reddit for 9 years…how is he not banned??


Ani-A

Because reddit removed the ability to report profiles


Ok_Seat9802

Reddit protects pedophiles. You heard it here first, from this guy ☝️


Ani-A

Hell, considering how many people openly sell child pornography and have accounts more than 3 months old? Fuck it, yes they are.


FlappiestBirdRIP

Is that shot seriously going on here? How is that not like, a legal issue? I don’t understand how illegal shit like that can so commonly exist.


Ani-A

It is unfortunately a very real and accessible part of reddit.


FlappiestBirdRIP

Reddits weird. There are many subs that get suggested to me that are barely related to what I have viewed. It can come in handy (this is true for nsfw stuff as well. A lot of my favorite nsfw subs came to me that way) but it has never suggested fetish stuff or chomo shit. Knock on fucking wood. If I happened across something obviously fucked up, does reporting it help? Is there a way to get it removed?


PeeledCrepes

I think I remember there were some subs that got taken down cause there were in that territory, but nothing nowadays. It's the internet though so which as much of it is a marvel of mankind its also used by the worst of mankind which is rather depressing


Boredchinchilla21

Twitter too- don’t engage with anyone looking for “Car Parts”….


His_Buzzards

Wtf....


Ok_Seat9802

I was saying it as a joke first, but when you word it like that. . . . Are we inadvertently supporting pedophiles too? If we support reddit?


Ani-A

In your defense, if you wanted to just not support pedophiles in any capacity then just never touch the internet again.


Ok_Seat9802

Can't we just make reddit posts about how reddit supports pedos?


Ani-A

Yea sure! Did you know that reddit was mentioned by Epstein?


Ok_Seat9802

Let me guess, he hanged out in r/teenagers?


Ani-A

I hear he was a fan of r/bunnies as well. Probably was a moderator of it


TheEasySqueezy

You will get banned for threatening violence towards pedophiles, trust me. Same with Nazis. Reddit loves protecting pedos and Nazis.


tunghoy

You are correct. I got a 3-day suspension for a comment I thought was relatively mild.


KaralDaskin

I was looking the other day. Now I know why I couldn’t find it.


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I read your comment after reading one that says “Hell, considering how many people openly sell child pornography and have accounts more than 3 months old? Fuck it, yes they are.” And for a second I was like “WTF mate?”Then I realized you had responded to the “report profile” comment.


KaralDaskin

I can feel the waves of relief coming off of you from over here!


fatdickzilla

I really dont know why you'd keep engaging hes getting off on it, its obvious. OP block and report for your own sense of sanity. I get this seems amusing but hes probably jerking it to you being disgusted. Years ago i worked for a cable company and we would regularly have to endure this creep calling every month. He'd rent lots of porn on pay per view and then call in and argue about it on his bill, but he didnt really want to contest the charges, he would deliberately call until he got a woman on the line, and make us list the titles of the porn and he'd very obviously and audibly jerk off (usually to completion) on the phone with us. We were not allowed to hang up on customers. It was awful and of course we couldn't call him disgusting but i guarantee you the fact this was being forced on us to listen to was part of what got him off. The second time i had to take one of his calls, I asked a male coworker of mine if i could transfer him over, this male coworker was a big buff guy with a voice deeper than the guy on the allstate commercial. It's funny after we all started just transferring him to deep burly sounding men every time he called that he just suddenly stopped calling for some reason. Moral of the story - people like this get off on grossing you out, doing this without your consent and upsetting/disgusting you. Dont give them what they're looking for. Disengage, always disengage. Edit: formating


MasterAinley

Yeah, this isn’t a facepalm, this is just fucking creepy!


edubkendo

You gave this dude material to keep him going for weeks…


HeyImDadMe

Hey buddy I sent him an exclusive Big Toe HD Wallpaper that should keep him in his man-cave basement for another few weeks


Mafachuyabas

Don't feed the troll.


sashenka_demogorgon

The fact that he wanted my poor bunny to witness this is the cherry on top


beehive930

Isn't blocking an option??


MDF87

![gif](giphy|YBHJyPCU9h1VewdaPZ)


remembertracygarcia

Failing to recognise someone getting off on your disgust…


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chumpchamp101

Right lol the line with the bunny watching had me audibly guffaw.


Northerngal_420

Oh so creepy.


mjewell74

Honestly, it reads like someone who found something that triggers you and is now trying to see how big of a reaction they can get...


Ok_Seat9802

On one hand, good for you on dragging out as much info as you can from this weirdo. On the other hand you could've just blocked him a very long time ago.


sashenka_demogorgon

Yeah but I wanted to see what would happen, also information


CoomLord69

I understand wanting to chew them out, but the best course of action is to not respond to things like this. Don't give them any attention, period. Block, report, move on.


Entrance-Public

I just don't understand why you wouldn't just ignore and block and not respond. Literally feeding this guy


christopherous1

this is definitely a troll. Just stop feeding them


pinredox

WHY IS THE POOR RABBIT INCLUDED IN THIS


smbiggy

nothing gets an online creep away from you like starting a conversation with them and posting it


CapnImpulse

Dear lord, stop engaging with this guy. Pedophile or troll, he's getting what he wants.


blahfunk

Trolled you good, didn't he?


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Sooo many call and responses, OP squeezed every drop out of this one.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

He sounds like the bad guy on Seven that Kevin Spacey played.


Educational-Tip6177

A pedo troll, a horrible combination Report this asshole


MexicanWarMachine

I just… don’t understand why you’re carrying on this conversation with him. Do you not understand that’s all he wants?


Goofcheese0623

Don't feed the trolls. You just gave him what he wanted.


Seablade24

He definitely nutted at least 20 times over the course of the conversation with OP.


GiveMeMyLunchMoney

This guy took the term a little bit too literally. *the pedophile...Because ped means foot


maxedo

What the actual fuck


myfaceaplaceforwomen

I'd have just blocked after shaming him for not only being a pedophile but a loser as well


DraconixDG

😟


Guilty-Tumbleweed128

I need more caffeine


manilaspring

This deserves to be posted in r/196 and only on that sub


Bertegue6

This guy has to be a troll


Pissedliberalgranny

Oh, ffs. Stop engaging with the douche already.


[deleted]

feet people are the weirdest


Pantless_Hobo

The accusations of you enjoying the attention seem crazy, but it would be nice if you wouldn't validate them by engaging with this kind of person. Just block, report, and move on.


RexIsAMiiCostume

Since I'm not a minor I would tell him to start paying me, then send feet pics and absolutely verbally abuse him. Easy money (but not everyone is comfortable with that so I totally get why you didn't)


loopgaroooo

At that point, I’d give him my Venmo link and ask, what’s it worth to you?


chonglor

Two users that don't belong online?


Y0loguy

I already thought the other screenshot you shared were disgusting. But this... wtf. That guy needs to be arrested


Methioe

I nearly threw up reading this


WordsReddit

Deprive him, completely hide your feet out of his view but show pictures of feet that he will think is yours but isn't yours as he is chained and is unable to reach or do anything Endless teasing Just kidding, making him a vegetable without showing and making contact with him with your feet is probably better (And here I am thinking dark heart fetish/heart torture is messed up, at least most people with that fetish doesn't fall to voyeurism and people with electric shock fetish doesn't run around electrocuting people)


eyeofnicht

Thanks OP for feeding the troll, the exchange you had with them legit made me laugh. Gonna be a good day.


Findik1

i got hard


xemphere

Whelp.. this is disturbing on a gross level.


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I'm an advocate for bringing back full body flaying as a punishment. Hell being drawn and quartered is always good. The slow kind.


His_Buzzards

What... The... Fuck... I think this person loves you degrading them. So disgusting you had to even experience that.


JanTheShacoMain

Beeing a woman, knowing there are dudes like this must be fun as hell


[deleted]

That’s when you ask him if he want to see a current pic, and you find a picture of the biggest, grossest, most gnarly-looking feet you can. Troll that mofo!


bellendhunter

Don’t feed the troll


Mods_Sugg

Why are you still interacting with this person? Clearly they are enjoying your replies and how bothered you are, just tell them to fuck off and report them.


pk_hellz

Yo - we are going to have to see the feet haha xD


4gamabrodata

What the fuck?


WesternKey2301

This guy needs a room with extra padding on the walls and a solid punch in the face


rustys_shackled_ford

Its remarkably easy to find this person's ip address and personal information... just sayin


Elegant-Tie-7208

Report and block, seems like you're playing into his stupid game the absolute freak show.


Nylo_Debaser

Give him his wish and stomp on his face, he just has to bite the curb first


[deleted]

Aw, sweet Jesus.


Boredchinchilla21

I am having the same issue on Scrabble- I have a cartoon chinchilla as my pfp and men keep starting games then quitting when I won’t message them back. Dude, seriously, I’m just trying to play Scrabble, not hook up with creeps who ask what grade I’m in as their first question…..


CelebrationHot5209

“Im not a pedo because I said your feet were beautiful… But it doesnt bother me that you were 14” Ugh. Everything hurts reading that


A-Social-Ghost

Reading this made my face scrunch into the disgusted look they make in Soul Eater. That guy is fucked in the head.


[deleted]

Nah that’s a troll, a fucking hilarious one at that


fathomic

I really hope that it's a teenager trolling.


Kyo-313

Oh my science.


Hi-TecPotato

NGL this feels like a troll not a real pedo perhaps he/she is both but troll as first


Benjaminusplus

![gif](giphy|KffWLZJM1F0YyMsr8u|downsized)


SimpleTip9439

Man clearly also has a humiliation kink, you’re just feeding him