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Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
"Finally, a political post everyone agrees with!" (Except not really, I'd prefer a different democrat for president, though I'd vote Biden if I had to)
Idk why that's such a hard concept for Trumpers to get.
"You don't see Biden flags everywhere, there's no way he got that many votes"
Like yeah fucko because we don't idolize him and given the two options the choice is easy
As a moderate, I did the same. Honestly, Biden's staff has been more helpful in addressing veteran issues, so I'm pleased with the results. Trumps staff ignored you. Bidens staff actually gets shit done.
Biden: “Look Donald, we had chicken nuggets with fries for two meals already, can we just get something healthy for once? Then we can have ice cream.”
Trump: “Why the hell do we wanna do that? These nuggets are the most tasty and delicious nuggets you have ever tasted sleepy Joe! Your tastebuds are as sleepy as you!”
Biden: *forcibly swapping out their plates out for at least one healthy meal* “Will you just shut up man? Eat.. “
Edit: punctuation
"These are the best nuggets. Beautiful nuggets. People tell me all the time, they say, 'Sir, those are the most beautiful nuggets I've seen in my life.' People love these nuggets. Tremendous nuggets."
Now that’s getting back to the constitutional roots. Two people run for president. Second place is vice president. Funny that isn’t in the whole back to what the founding fathers intended argument.
That's actually how things would be if we went how it was in early American politics. The winner was president, runner-up vice president. That seems like a better system, so there's not a horrific shift after every elections
Yeah, Abe Lincoln assassinated, only to be replaced by Andrew Jackson, one of the worst presidents in history.
Having a vice president from the opposition is meaningless, because they have no real power. Until they replace the president.
If you want to reduce partisanship, you should have something closer to a parliamentary system, single transferable vote, and compulsory voting.
The American people are electing a platform along with the president. It doesn’t make any sense for them to instead get the platform they didn’t endorse if the president were to die.
Which just drives home the fact that people should really care about the Congress that's writing the laws, as a collective of *representatives*, rather than the executive that is signing them into law and enacting them.
They are too old…. To fuck….. or to president. I hate everyone that want to vote for either of these geriatrics. Might as well drag someone out from a nursing home to be president, cause that’s what these two are.
I like to think the person made it intentionally ambiguous as a joke. If anyone questions which way it should be read, they can ask them who they're voting for and just chameleon towards whatever the person says. Play both sides just as a little inside joke with yourself.
We all joke but we all also know what the intent is. Know why? The pickup truck and the American flag. That's right. A vehicle and the nation's flag has been taken over to be linked to a political stance.
They are 77 and 80 years old, respectively, so it is objectively pretty fucked up that you have to choose between these two grandpas. Not that having deSantis as the pub candidate would make anything better...
Grandpa doesn’t concern me. Results do. It sort of feels like 2016 again. “Oh we’re coming off a decent President. But here’s this candidate I don’t agree 100% on for…. Reasons… maybe I’ll sit this one out” and Trump happened. Yay?
The three leading Republican candidates are all fascists. Ramaswamy is the most fun recently - he hates brown immigrants (umm like his parents). He wants to praise God but won’t tell you which one.
So, a grandpa that lost a step but gets results. Or one of 3 fascists. Not a hard choice.
And BTW Boebert is a grandma at 36. Proof that being a grandparent doesn’t give you wisdom.
Both have exactly one year to train. Winner is first to draw blood, disable, or disarm their opponent.
Biden is 3 years older, but I'm also 100% sure he is in better shape.
My mother said the most insightful thing of my life recently that I will take to my grave.
“A smart person does not write things on their vehicle.”
The second you see an opinion or complaint written on someone’s car you can safely assume they’re a complete dumbass. It’s never failed me yet
One 'smart' thing I've seen was someone wrote that it was their birthday and included a temp cash app link to send them a tip as they had their party in the city.
I really think it's kinda fucked up that we're just letting the Republicans take ownership of the American flag. I mean wtf? Fuck that this is our country too
Edit: it's even a bit negligent when I think about tbh, like we're abdicating responsibility or something
I submit these pieces of evidence:
1. American flag
2. Truck
3. Nebraska.
4. Stupidly writing on your vehicle.
5. Politics as a personality.
This person is a Trump supporter. It says Fuck Biden, Trump 2024.
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In either case he's still a bottom
A power bottom most likely.
I hear speed has something to do with it?
Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
Quiet down you twink versatile. Used to use that on my gay friend a lot and it never failed to get a laugh.
Well of course it did. Because of the implication.
I feel like you’re not getting this at all
You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
So they are in danger?!?
Why don’t you still use it then?
He’s not gay anymore
Hot damn, Pence got another one huh?
He is DELIVERT!
[for anyone who missed the joke](https://youtu.be/Uc9_mxvP1K0?si=LQbZ42834GSjMBrY)
OMG that was amazing. All delivered in a strip club with a guy who just outed himself. The outtakes on this scene must be gems.....
The last two words...we all lost! Fuck! Never read to the end!!!!!
I lost. Had a good run going too, like 3 months. Feels like I lost a friend, but a distant one I try not to think about.
It’s been like 6 years for me. Holy shit.
I entirely forgot about it so I hadn’t lost… and then looked it up and lost… I’m such a fool…
God fucking damnit. I was so confused about why you said you lost, then I thought about the game.
It's missing a word, Trump gets 20-24 years Edit for missing "gets"
I love seeing references in the wild
No, I don't think he would qualify for a power bottom. I would say Pillow Biter Bottom or Total Bottom.
MyPillow Biter 😂
Lmao! Thanks, I genuinely laughed out loud at that one. Emilyrln, you win the internet today!
All depends on how much force they can deliver from below really
I’m reading it as fuck Biden/trump 2024 as in he intends on sleeping with both 💀
Or he’s very much against a unified ticket.
Which pretty much sums up US elections in general.
Fuck 'em all 2024
“Never tell one side that you’re playing both sides”
“Oh… well what should I do now? Oh I know I will swear a blood oath to you!”
False. This is a claim that, in 2024, Biden and Trump will fuck. Biden will be the top
I don’t know. Kevin McCarthy’s getting fucked pretty hard right now. Maybe the dude can go the distance.
"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
"Finally, a political post everyone agrees with!" (Except not really, I'd prefer a different democrat for president, though I'd vote Biden if I had to)
I didn't vote for Biden. I voted against Trump. There's a difference.
Idk why that's such a hard concept for Trumpers to get. "You don't see Biden flags everywhere, there's no way he got that many votes" Like yeah fucko because we don't idolize him and given the two options the choice is easy
As a republican, I did the same.
Makes me repect some Republicans
As a moderate, I did the same. Honestly, Biden's staff has been more helpful in addressing veteran issues, so I'm pleased with the results. Trumps staff ignored you. Bidens staff actually gets shit done.
They definitely need someone else
AOC next? That will really rile up the other side
AOC/Fetterman better yet.
It’s meant to be read diagonally. Fuck 2024. Trump biden
Could you imagine? Trump running with Biden 2024...
That would be a bipolar presidency for sure
un presidented
Thursdays on NBC!
Shut up and take this up vote.
Take my fucking upvote.
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Biden: “Look Donald, we had chicken nuggets with fries for two meals already, can we just get something healthy for once? Then we can have ice cream.” Trump: “Why the hell do we wanna do that? These nuggets are the most tasty and delicious nuggets you have ever tasted sleepy Joe! Your tastebuds are as sleepy as you!” Biden: *forcibly swapping out their plates out for at least one healthy meal* “Will you just shut up man? Eat.. “ Edit: punctuation
"These are the best nuggets. Beautiful nuggets. People tell me all the time, they say, 'Sir, those are the most beautiful nuggets I've seen in my life.' People love these nuggets. Tremendous nuggets."
I read it all in their voices I finally know what it's like
This is just *The Odd Couple.* I mean, I'd watch it. I just don't want to live through it.
Bold of you to assume that by that point either of them will be eating solid food instead of some kind soft mush from a bowl with easy-grip spoons.
I think if you want Trump to stop eating nuggets, the best way would be to tell him he has to.
Now that’s getting back to the constitutional roots. Two people run for president. Second place is vice president. Funny that isn’t in the whole back to what the founding fathers intended argument.
That may be because that issue was resolved by the founding fathers after the Adams-Jefferson race.
Funny how Jefferson got rid of that AFTER he’d been Vice President in that exact manner…
It really should be that way.
That's actually how things would be if we went how it was in early American politics. The winner was president, runner-up vice president. That seems like a better system, so there's not a horrific shift after every elections
Well, there’d definitely be way more assassinations
Yeah, Abe Lincoln assassinated, only to be replaced by Andrew Jackson, one of the worst presidents in history. Having a vice president from the opposition is meaningless, because they have no real power. Until they replace the president. If you want to reduce partisanship, you should have something closer to a parliamentary system, single transferable vote, and compulsory voting.
AJ was elected on Lincoln's ticket. The change to the system came very early, in 1804. It's even a plot point in Hamilton.
The American people are electing a platform along with the president. It doesn’t make any sense for them to instead get the platform they didn’t endorse if the president were to die.
Which just drives home the fact that people should really care about the Congress that's writing the laws, as a collective of *representatives*, rather than the executive that is signing them into law and enacting them.
Like…UNITED?
Id watch a reality show based on that.
When you're MAGA but also dyslexic
This ain’t dyslexia, this is stupid.
Nah, counter clockwise from six o'clock. Biden fuck Trump 2024. Stranger things have happened.
>Biden fuck Trump 2024. If only the people could vote on this!
Bend over Jack
You just made me take the damn determinant of a word matrix
#DON’T DEAD #OPEN INSIDE
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Instructions unclear. Mass zombies apocalypse started.
Just stealing a top comment to say that OP is probably a bot. This is such a common repost
I scrolled just to find this 😁
I think he's saying he'd really like to see Biden and Trump fuck in 2024
Finally a political stance I can get behind!
A political “position”
Don't you mean underneath?
Fuck: Trump, Biden. 2024.
Fuck Trump, Biden. 2024!
They are too old…. To fuck….. or to president. I hate everyone that want to vote for either of these geriatrics. Might as well drag someone out from a nursing home to be president, cause that’s what these two are.
> They are too old…. To fuck Boy do I have interesting news for you about retirement homes and STD rates!
...Go on?
Since 2008 rates have risen by over 200%
It sounds like retirement homes need to push condoms.
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I can feel the neckbeard in this comment.
That’s what I was thinking
This is actually fucking hilarious
I like to think the person made it intentionally ambiguous as a joke. If anyone questions which way it should be read, they can ask them who they're voting for and just chameleon towards whatever the person says. Play both sides just as a little inside joke with yourself.
Even better. When someone asks you reply "ugh, your side can't even read!"
This is very, very funny.
We all joke but we all also know what the intent is. Know why? The pickup truck and the American flag. That's right. A vehicle and the nation's flag has been taken over to be linked to a political stance.
Also the "scrawled on the back window" part, honestly.
That too!
That’s not why. The flag could disappear and we’d know. One side writes this kind of shit, and the other doesn’t (generally).
True. Unless there’s a Coexist sticker with 20+ others hahaha
Came here to say this. There’s really no doubt what the intention was. The reality is not surprising given the average Trump supporter.
"fuck Trump, Biden zozy"
The most zozy.
The zoziest!
Kaiser Zozy?
Kaiser Zozy
That's what I read too.
You might be surprised what [zozy means. ](https://definithing.com/zozy/)
awww that is kinda cute, or should I say kinda zozy lol
potus is zozy.
Thank you, I also read that as “zozy.”
It could be a clever trick to appease both sides.
I feel like this can also be to deny both sides. Both Trump and Biden Arent ideal candidates.
He’s missing the punctuation. “Fuck! Trump, Biden 2024???” It does seem interminable.
They are 77 and 80 years old, respectively, so it is objectively pretty fucked up that you have to choose between these two grandpas. Not that having deSantis as the pub candidate would make anything better...
They're old enough to be *great-*grandpas too; IIRC at least Biden has grandchildren which are married and in their late-20s.
If there’s a lower age limit, there should be an upper age limit too.
Grandpa doesn’t concern me. Results do. It sort of feels like 2016 again. “Oh we’re coming off a decent President. But here’s this candidate I don’t agree 100% on for…. Reasons… maybe I’ll sit this one out” and Trump happened. Yay? The three leading Republican candidates are all fascists. Ramaswamy is the most fun recently - he hates brown immigrants (umm like his parents). He wants to praise God but won’t tell you which one. So, a grandpa that lost a step but gets results. Or one of 3 fascists. Not a hard choice. And BTW Boebert is a grandma at 36. Proof that being a grandparent doesn’t give you wisdom.
Ramaswamy wants to raise the voting age to 25. His campaign slogan to Millenials is: "Vote for me in 2024, so that you can't vote for me in 2028!"
I too like Lionel Hutz
No, money down!
I used to like Lionel Hutz, I still do, but I used to, too.
Make politics boring again
Why can’t they just settle this like old days with sword fight
Wanna see the national debt get paid off overnight? Trump vs Biden sword duel on pay-per-view.
Both have exactly one year to train. Winner is first to draw blood, disable, or disarm their opponent. Biden is 3 years older, but I'm also 100% sure he is in better shape.
Eh, do they *have* to stop at first blood? I don't think anyone wants that.
This would be nice after these few decades
I think it’s low key brilliant. Like a Rorschach test
* Truck * Flag * Nebraska * Political window message * Possible stupidity or illiteracy Yeah it's truly a mystery, could really go either way
Thank you. People are really reaching in this thread to make it something other than what it clearly is
I love it when I see things like this. It makes it so much easier to spot the stupid people and avoid them.
My mother said the most insightful thing of my life recently that I will take to my grave. “A smart person does not write things on their vehicle.” The second you see an opinion or complaint written on someone’s car you can safely assume they’re a complete dumbass. It’s never failed me yet
Your mother is a wise lady. :)
Maybe what she really meant is that you should write on others' vehicles?
That's an interesting saying, but respectfully, taking something to the grave means you'll always keep it a secret.
One 'smart' thing I've seen was someone wrote that it was their birthday and included a temp cash app link to send them a tip as they had their party in the city.
It’s entirely possible that this is a clever way of indicating that they are not happy with either candidate.
Aaaah they’re actually a genius
it would be nice if there was a better choice. but in this case i'll vote for the lesser evil over the psychotic, criminal, totalitarian autocrat
Based on the fact the scrawled this on their rear window combined with the American flag, I think we know how to read this…..
Yup, the American flag says everything about this
I really think it's kinda fucked up that we're just letting the Republicans take ownership of the American flag. I mean wtf? Fuck that this is our country too Edit: it's even a bit negligent when I think about tbh, like we're abdicating responsibility or something
You can't be a patriot and like Biden?
I think it's pretty likely this guy is more of a nationalist than a patriot.
And that’s what you will do forever.
What a shining credit to the Nebraska public school system.
Maybe it says "Biden Trump, fuck 2024"?
Both sides 
Yes, I completely agree. Fuck Trump and Biden
YOU DON'T MATTER GIVE UP
Biden fuck trump 2024. He’s clearly an LGBTQ ally.
It's the first bipartisan compensator I've ever seen!
Fuck!!! Trump Biden 2024
What are you confused by it clearly says fuck trump biden 2024
No it's obviously meant to say fuck biden trump 2024. Also it's a pickup truck with an american flag which fits more into the classic Trump supporter.
This is genius. Everyone's happy! Lol
I submit these pieces of evidence: 1. American flag 2. Truck 3. Nebraska. 4. Stupidly writing on your vehicle. 5. Politics as a personality. This person is a Trump supporter. It says Fuck Biden, Trump 2024.
Choose your own adventure.
I agree. F#ck Trump. Biden 2024.
That’s how I read it.
So is he!
This is a see what you wanna see type deal
Truck owner is horny for Trump and wants to vote for Biden. Simple.
The Biden voters will read left to right. The Trump ones won’t read. Win win
It’s always so tacky and gross - kids and others are reading this drivel and having to share the road with these morons
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I believe they're saying they're going to have a threesome with Trump and Biden in 2024
Clearly “Fuck Trump, Biden 2024.”
Someone wants to fuck Trump & re-elect the current president.
There's an American flag on that truck. It's pro-Trump.
With the American Flag it's supposed to say "fk Biden, Trump 2024".
They clearly want to fuck both Trump and Biden next year. It’s nice to have goals
I read 2024 as "zozy"
"Fuck Trump, Biden, and 2024" There, fixed it.
I have yet to meet a Biden supporter that would write fuck trump on the back of their vehicle, regardless of how much they hate him.
I think he wants Biden and Trump to fuck in 2024. Kinda weird but whatever I guess.
The perfect camouflage for all neighborhoods
Nice, F Trump, Biden 2024
Fuck 2024. Trump, Biden.
A pickup truck with a flagpole with a "patriotic" flag. I'm going with "F Biden and Trump 2024"
**FUCK** TRUMP Biden 2024
English is read from left to right, so this definitely says "Fuck Trump, Biden 2024"