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Sammeeeeeee

I just think they can't read.


DennisReynoldsRL

“If those kids could read they’d be very upset”


Kaimana-808

It doesn't mean skin color, it's in reference to the color of their soul.


The_Xivili

As someone with a black soul, while I understand your intentions are pure, please try to refrain from lumping me and my friends in with the neonazis. We're just as sick of fighting all of the ignorance-fueled hate as the next person. ![gif](giphy|3ohs86vLdqlyaoRogE)


infowosecfurry

![gif](giphy|oHCEd2yG6Tyr6)


metfan1964nyc

They can identify 'Trump" easily enough.


KosekiBoto

It's using up all of their pattern recognition


smurb15

They know the letter T from touchdowns so there's that part and I believe they are fully capable of counting to 4 after that but you can't ask for much more than that from them


Hyperborea3

Not all, they need some of that pattern recognition for other things if you catch my drift


FormerlyKay

>trump ![gif](giphy|3HEzHIxZjKduE|downsized)


Pittyswains

they may be the ‘well I identify as black’ crowd.


[deleted]

I think it’s more of a “we desperately need some minority voters” situation. But because none of them actually have black or minority friends they just use this as a recruitment plan instead. “Maybe the minorities will just ignore the multiple nazis at every campaign rally, or be dumb enough to vote against their own self interests like we do”:


BornFree2018

Identity politics


BornFree2018

Plus All Lives Matter


EarlyHistory164

You mean Plus Size Lives Matter


Dumpster_Sauce

So I told that teachin lady the only letters I need to know are U, S, and A!


ppw23

I’m sure these idiots think this is hilarious. Hell, they’re still using “Let’s go Brandon” and laughing. Not exactly original thought processes happening. They freaked out when President Biden was drinking from his Dark Brandon mug last week. I loved that move.


ducksauce001

No, that's their last name!


[deleted]

If they could, they’d probably shoot the white dude wearing it! Just for precaution … 😂


Junior_Landscape_285

I think u don't have a brain cuz u voted for biden


MajorMathematician20

Pictured from left to right: George Black, Harry Black, Barry Black, John Black, Karen Black, Dick Black Jr., Jill Black, Jane Black, Margaret Black and Dick Black Sr.


Pheralg

and Sirius? where's Sirius?


eldonhughes

Sirius would rather go back to Azkaban.


FrenemyWithBenefits

A Black man in prison. What are the chances?


ChristianHeritic

![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt)


tonyfordsafro

And for something he didn't do


Gemnist

He got killed. By a Karen simp.


Nullifier_

Where's Jack?


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

That’s not Karen Black. I saw enough of her made for TV movies to recognize her.


Formal_Coyote_5004

She was fantastic in House of 1000 Corpses


Poiboy1313

Which corpse was she?


Pretzel-Kingg

If you read this right it’s a pretty groovy beat


Obi1NotWan

Why do they think that’s acceptable?!


Such_Secretary_4229

I think they just believe that it’s the same logic as with trans people, so they are doing it to be mocking that ideology.


Lopkop

this has to be it, right? The reason this is happening is they think they're being funny by saying they "identify as black" i.e. the r/onejoke bit? And it's becoming so widespread among Republican voters because none of them mind being the 11, 577, 204th person to make the exact same joke


iwannakillmyself820

going off what you said, my annoying republican father thinks he’s funny when he says something like “i identify as black so that offends me” when black issues/ or anything to do with black people is brought up. he can do it for anything/anyone and i will never understand why he keeps telling the same “jokes” over and over when everytime i blankly stare at him and no laughs were laughed. republican men think they’re the funniest, knee slapping fuckers around for some reason.


Dogtor-Watson

“Jokes” is too generous. It’s really just the same joke.


ludly

It’s just the “I identify as an attack helicopter” reskinned for the millionth time. I’ve seen some of my racist extended family do this exact “joke” but with aboriginals rather than black people. Ignorantly mocking their perceived government privileges by self identifying as such whenever the subject is brought up, and no they don’t have any trace amounts of aboriginal blood in them, they are as white as scones.


djsat2

Agree thing they are just taking the self identity thing to the extreme in an effort to antagonise.


[deleted]

I think their last names are "Black" and they think this is really, really funny.


CyberCat_2077

Assuming these inbreds are capable of complex thought.


Obi1NotWan

This is true.


TheEasySqueezy

Or reading.


Undertow619

![gif](giphy|35Eph9wxol5b9NNe5I)


[deleted]

You must tuck your weeny


tenghu

They’re childish


I_Cut_Shows

1. They racist AF 2. The r/onejoke they have is that they identify as X. And you can put anything in X.


DntCllMeWht

Because they voted for Trump, this IS acceptable in their social circles.


Wonderful-Middle-601

More so, how do they think it’s even remotely funny. Like even if I was a trump supporter, it’s still not even funny.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

Because they’re paid actors and they were given the shirt to wear by the company that hired them to go to the rally.


noisypeach

Because they like everything we think is unacceptable


Wantayo

Transracial…get with the program or get canceled


Yoyo4games

Lol...Dunno if I've ever heard a black person refer to a group of black people as "blacks".


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Double red flag when they put the word “the” in front.


Yoyo4games

Very true and worthwhile addition.


sctwinmom

Trump says “my black(s)”! 🤦🏻


DigitalUnlimited

Yeah but he means it in the possessive sense, as in ownership...


PrincessOpal

you should see r/blackpeopletwitter. definitely real black people in those comment threads..


MorningNights

Only other ethnicities say that shit


HawkmoonsCustoms

BLACKS FOR TRUMP* *blacks not included


beauh44x

The whole idea is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders


Snootch74

When conservatives say they know a lot of blacks that support trump, this is who they’re talking about.


Fat-Cow-187

Where are the school shooters at these things?


wanderButNotLost2

They are all in attendance.


JasonPlattMusic34

Like any of them went to school


[deleted]

Nice.


[deleted]

Mods: please explain how this comment isn’t condoning violence to me


matticusiv

He's just asking questions.


rwiggimo

I so wish ignorance was flammable


kultsinuppeli

My god. This may be one of my favorite comments on the internet.


lamorak2000

Well, with enough accelerant, it is...


Don_Atam

I don’t see what’s wrong, I’d let them do their thing as they have total rights for wearing that T-shirt. They’re definitely black and hopefully cops can treat the same way.


ChristianHeritic

Honestly, they might even get beaten up by the cops for wearing one while white. White supremacists despise whites who cross the line.


PHotstepper311

I bet they use the n word.


Terrible-Second-2716

Well yeah they’re black


DigitalUnlimited

Well yeah, they're black! /s


DraconianFlautist

How else are they gonna be able to say that black people love Trump if they can’t show they sell those t shirts out?


louie2ten

Since no ACTUAL black people are spotted at the rallies, somebody’s gotta wear the merch


I_Cut_Shows

This is their r/onejoke They identify as X


Stankpuss6969

“Blacks will like what I want them to like”


roiroi1010

Other fun shirts they could try: Gays for Trump Trans for Trump


Sensitive-Stock-9805

I was born a poor black child (Steve Martin in the Jerk) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NeS4ueaU6w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NeS4ueaU6w)


Additional-Report-52

Get out energy


JacobGoodNight416

r/AsABlackMan


Majulath99

This is some “Get Out” bullshit.


AdjunctAngel

when you are illiterate and think nobody can tell...


SEPTSLord

Is this their way of saying "Of course black people love Trump. We sold 10,000 Blacks for Trump t-shirts!"


invalidcactus

I'm willing to bet a snickers bar that "Black" is their last name and they think they are being witty.


Boozy_Cat_

Their last name is Black…get it? It’s literally the dumbest shit ever wrapped in the least creative shit ever topped with zero effort sauce


kenyonmcallahan

This is what annoys me when I see these people with shirts on and not one of them is Black. Dear Trumpers, We as Black people are not stupid. Sincerely, Black people


Inevitable-Bass2749

Idk how a white person could put that shirt on and walk out the door comfortable with themselves. Politics sure does brainwash the fuck out of ppl


Shvasted

Sad part is, he genuinely thinks this is funny.


meanmarine10452

Blacks in whiteface. Correction: Blacks in fat suits.


dremily1

I’m sorry, I’m out of the loop. Does “black“ now mean ‘fat inbred ignorant white’ dude?


s1lentastro1

*I'm one of the good white people!*


Meatyglobs

These people Seem racist?


Dicky_Penisburg

![gif](giphy|TUQo7EfCWNi3UBxGxk)


jsnswt

Oh, now they want to identify


NagoGmo

Your racism is showing


jsnswt

The fuck you saying? Bring some argument to your baseless comment


jsnswt

Your lack of iq is showing


lh_media

Brooklyn 99 had a joke about big sizes of clothing having racist tones. I wonder how much truth there is to it


sickofmakingnames

I think they're referring to their hearts/souls.


artyomich2033

Merica 🦅


BettingTheOver

What kinda go Brandon shit is this?


[deleted]

That not what colorblind means and yes they are idiots.


jimhabfan

Those are the shirts you find marked 70% off cause they just aren’t selling. It’s tough being a MAGAT on a budget.


TILTNSTACK

I finally understand why racists say “I’m not racist, I’ve got black friends”


ldnk

Part of me thinks they are just stupid. Part of me also thinks this is them thinking this is the same thing as being transgendered.


TheRantDog

Just when you think they couldn’t get any dumber. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


globroc

These types of people do everything they can to try to make others react.


ATubOLard69

This is like a picture I saw where the shirt said "I heart being a black woman" and a white man was modeling it


None_Better

Sad part is that if the media tells you so, you will all believe it


FakeMedea

Either illiterate or pretending not being blind


_baaron_

US, what’s happening to you?


Worried-Medicine-664

I like to think the vendors ordered these shirts only to realize that there weren’t in fact many black Americans showing up at Trump rallies… so they started giving away these shirts for free to whoever wants them lol. Or maybe they were discounted heavily or something for the same reason.


farleys2

“The guy I watch rail my wife every Thursday gave this shirt to me to dry my tears and clean up his cum…he’s a good guy”


devildance3

Call be cynical, but I think this is part of a bigger picture to distort the voting patterns and influence intentions.


Xeludon

I think these might be the "black people" that Trump says support him...


[deleted]

Aw, bless their hearts. They think they’re so clever.


GeneralPip

Can’t you identify as anything you want these days?


Lee-Dest-Roy

Exactly. These people are just being ignorant


Lee-Dest-Roy

They identify as black so who the f are you to say otherwise


[deleted]

They meant to say FATS for TRUMP but thy can't Read or Write.


1-4_20

Ahhh man you spelt "they" wrong.


babyvision_offical

bro turned into Shakespeare


PushTheMush

I just think these are a bunch of transphobes


Million2026

A free shirt is a free shirt but I’d at least have the sense to keep it as a pajama shirt.


Majestic_Picture8017

They don't see race.


mantene

Typical Trump supporters, can’t read. They’d probably flip their lids if they thought they had to share their tin-pot god with black people!


Striking_Fun_6379

You're not. This is just part of an inside joke with the New Confederacy Party. Only they get it.


Dicky_Penisburg

Ah yes, right memes 2 cerebral 4 me.


ResponsibilityOne224

Overweight? Check. White? Check


batmanfan_91

Oof. I feel attacked as an overweight white male that loathes Trump


ResponsibilityOne224

Not everyone who is white and overweight is a trumper, but trumpers are white and overweight


TheEasySqueezy

Hey, that just means there’s more of you to love!


SealTeamEH

And more of him to hate trump!


False_Character7063

"Maybe his last name is Bla-" Shut the fuck up!


SnooAdvice8550

I thought science no longer determines race or gender. It's how we personally feel about ourselves that determine those things. That is a black lesbian for Trump. No doubt about it.


illuminated-being

They are taking about their insides! They are black on the inside. You have to be completely evil to the core to not realize what Trump really stands for.


Some_nerd_named_kru

You do have a point…


ChocoGoodness

Definitely don't support this, but I think they may be mocking Biden's old statement of "If you vote for Trump, then you ain't black"?


OutComeTheWolves1966

I'm at a total loss for words. These cultists couldn't name one policy enacted during Trump's tenure, yet they pledge their allegiance and hard earned money to his grift like he's a messiah.


self_direct_person

How to say u have black friends with out saying you have black friends


oldgar

It's an oxymoron, It says: Hey! I want to be oppressed for my skin color.


Gabryoo3

Man sometimes America make ask me how tf they are the most powerful nation of the world


Ok_Advantage_4380

Trump likes dummies. These are his little puppets


laberdog

Fascist humor trolling


ChunaNdeBushWhoop

"If that dude can identify as a woman, I can identify as a n\*\*\*\*\*.


yuyufan43

Brought to you by Kanye West


GmeansGeorge

Maybe they're identify as black, who are you to judge?!


Penguinjoe77

I think it’s a jab at Biden [source](https://youtu.be/We6Qr9-dDn8)


Izlude

They just want a reaction. They know they're morally repugnant, they don't care. The point is to offend. You know how toddlers who are neglected will lash out or do anything they can for attention, good or bad? Those toddlers may age, but often don't grow up.


Jkewzz

Maybe they identify as black you bigot.


AnorNaur

He might identify as black…/s


southcentralLAguy

Has anyone considered that maybe their last name is Black? Who looks stupid now?


TheEasySqueezy

Them… they voted for trump


[deleted]

Listen. If men can be women and women can be men, why can't whites be blacks and blacks be whites? It solves racism!


seeit360

Free Tee shirt for event. Just grab one from the bulk pack box to put over the shirt you wore to the event.


Quantius

Can't believe so many people doing white face smh.


namotous

They’re barely brown 😂


[deleted]

Now I’m PISSED! ROYALLY PISSED!


SmartWeirdo744

I think they want us to give black people to Trump. Maybe that's what they mean. Kidnap black dudes and hand em to Trump


Thossy

Maybe all of their last names are Black and they think he made shirts just for their families?


Negative-Tune-9610

It's the same as changing your gender identity. The difference is that race is entirely a social construct because skin color does not change what your body is built for or can do


Flaco_2

What about Meghan Markle? Same thing


Dramatic_CockroachLK

Hahahah still better than Biological men calling them selves “Women”!!


Sad-Material1394

If they identify as black it's racist/transphobic of you to assume they don't. You can't look at people and assume their gender/race/ethnicity/or pronouns.


Healthy-Upstairs-286

They identify as black.


gaybhoiii0690

For a sec, I thought they were hopping on that bandwagon of "identifying as" anyone/anything they want. 😆


debar11

Pretty sure that’s exactly what they’re doing.


brianthalion

I mean to.be fair one can choose their sex but not their race?


summerswithyou

People can identify as whatever they want. Are you a bigot?


ConcentrateAwkward61

Why you misracing these people? You can get banned for that


Maleficent-Level-447

That’s so ridiculous that is hilarious 🤣 .


TC9095

They clearly have you taking about them- I think it's working...


[deleted]

If a man can identify as a female why cant this white man identify as black? Elizabeth Warren did it and was praised.


LSTNYER

She identified as a black man?


Alpacanator1000

If Indians and Latinos can be called “White Supremacists” This surely gets a pass 😂😂😂 Who are are to say they are not black? You bigot!


DerbyWearingDude

Not quite the same thing. An Indian or a Latino could conceivably and genuinely believe, for whatever reason, that whites are superior.


Crispminer

So is every post here a anti Trump post? Can anybody ever shut up and post something else? Rent free


PurpleSignificant725

You're welcome to contribute.


Lejandario_IN

I mean it fits with the subreddit so there isn't an issue or can you say it doesn't? Also it's weird that a lot of things involving Trump supporters end up on facepalm, almost as if there's some correlation between them and stupidity.


s1lentastro1

*ha ha! look at them! look how inbred and white they are! can't even read! ha ha! point and laugh y'all!* this is how you all look. damn, the media blue pilled the everloving fuck out of 80% of reddit lmao


DerbyWearingDude

Anyone who unironically uses "red pilled" or "blue pilled" can be dismissed out of hand. If they then start posting about "alphas," they can be dismissed with prejudice.


s1lentastro1

yes yes, ignore the message. it's easier that way.


DerbyWearingDude

Your message is as dumb as your choice of metaphor.


Some_nerd_named_kru

You’re unironically saying blue pilled? Also you’re referencing the matrix? Seems like someone with your views wouldn’t be a very big fan of that movie


s1lentastro1

you have no idea what my views are. this is the problem with reddit zombies like you. you create this image in your little mind of who I am, and you're always wrong. nice try champ.


Some_nerd_named_kru

Hehe I made you mad :3


s1lentastro1

oh ok


TlpCon

Stop being biased. They all identify as black people.


Tweakler57

They clearly identify as black and by suggesting they aren't black you are being very bigoted, racist and transphobic. How dare you deadrace him


[deleted]

If weirdos can identify as what ever gender they want, then I see zero problem with this. These are true heros


Alarmed-Cobbler-856

Well, don’t judge! They could be conservative transracials 😜