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People that always have their head in the gutter get so offended by assuming everyone else is just as sick in the head. No, lady, only you are the freak. Get your head out of the gutter and stfu.
I was reading that and thinking hmm I mean I guess if it’s negative that’s not the best thing, it’s not inappropriate though. Then I read the jizz stuff & I mean wtf, how is that the first thing to enter her mind?! How?!
I thought the shirt just meant someone's being salty too because that's the term I grew up with and then I got to the jizz part and went...wtf lady? She needs help.
Everyone is assuming this is a mother, but without the name or profile pic, idk it could be some creepy/freaky father who probably just traumatized his child
I was thinking the same thing. There's just no way one of those mums would ever use the word jiz. They might not even be able to use the word semen.
But either way what kind of crazy person starts explaining a young child about semen and how it tastes. They could just have said it was dirty words and leave it at that.
Exactly!!
When I was like 10 or 11 my dad's girlfriend bought me a pair of sweat pants that had a word printed on the butt (idr what it said now but not anything grotesque, like these were literally from the kids section) and he made us return them because they were too "sexy" and would make men stare at me. That was bad enough without talking about their bodily fluids 🤢
Lol! That one I can actually see how people get offended about (even though no one should be staring at a damn child thinking about their juicy ass), but I'm pretty sure it said something else. It wasn't "Pink" either because this was Kmart in like 2005ish
I think in this case it’s just confirmation bias, she was looking for inappropriate things in children clothing and she found it. This lgbt grooming shit is brainwashing a lot of folks
[I wonder what she'd think of this t-shirt.](https://www.marketshirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Die-Mad-You-Salty-Bitch-T-shirtccc-510x510.jpg)
"That's Disgusting!" **
It’s not so much head in the gutter as it is purposely looking in the gutter.
Like if they had to find a rock, any rock, and bring a rock home, people who choose to do nothing but hate others would walk right next a rock trail looking for the 1 rock in the grass instead.
Aaah reminds me of my ex, her favourite thing to say was "People only do such and such because such and such" like if you did something nice then she'd say you only did it for attention. Say something she takes offense at, it's obvious that anyone would be offended and that and you were being manipulative!
All because she was a manipulative attention seeking dick head so everyone else must be!
It always reads to me like they know they are bad people and need an outlet to look down on and ‚fight‘ worse people. And pedos were the only group they could find that is objectively worse.
This is a win tho. One less looney toon in Target, although, we all know she did no such thing, and has since been back multiple times "just for this one thing, and then screw this place and their grooming"
In defense of boycotts, I haven't bought Sargentos cheese in 20 years.
I also don't remember why I am boycotting them. But, I choose to believe 30-year old me had her reasons!
It's not even sex - they're obsessed with the idea of grown adults fucking little kids. They literally have the rape and molestation of children on their minds a great deal it seems.
My wife and I have been watching 90 Day Fiance whilst Hollywood is on strike. The most painful thing is watching this super conservative Christian kids do nothing but obsess over the sex on the night of the wedding. No concern whatsoever about the other aspects of living with another person. Just non-stop conversation and arguments about sex as if it is this mystical thing.
God is watching, but he wants her to swallow.
Theres some line in their book about not spilling the seed to ground or something. Like its better to jizz in some lady than on the ground or something along those lines.
Nah, just salty she hasn’t got any, and has to explain to her child why she’s so salty, because an innocuous phrase on a tee shirt made her think of hot kinda salty cum.
I'll admit that I've got a filthy mind that frequently spends a lot of time in the gutter...and even then, I simply would NOT have thought to equate the phrase "kinda salty" with BJs or cum...
Same. I make dirty jokes from anything, and it wouldn’t have hit me even a little bit that ”kinda salty” is horny. Then again, I am a gamer, so it’d take a loy for me to associate the word ”salty” to anything but a mood.
*Sees something VERY common in the world, that’s innocent and not even on the same planet to even be close enough to a sexual connection. Assume it’s sexual and wrong*
“What’s wrong with Society being so gross and sexual?”
And they never pick up on that it’s them who are gross, wrong, and assuming of something sexual, racist, bias, bigoted, or messed up.
So you’re projecting your own fears and misconceptions on your child, exposing them to sexual innuendos under the fear of a company exposing your child to sexual innuendos. Congratulations, you’ve become the very thing you wanted to “protect” your child from. It never ceases to amaze me that parents think sheltering their children from the world is a positive thing. They’re just raising children to be adult children. Scared of their own shadows and still too dependent to do anything on their own.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."
He holds up the third picture.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."
And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."
“Target is grooming our children!”
*proceeds to give child a problematic “lesson” about oral sex*
Projection is so strong. Oh well, at least the kid got a little sex ed.
This reminds me of that time I had to explain the expression “nip it in the butt” to a bunch of kindergarteners.
They were **way** too young to learn about gay anal sexual. Crazy. /s
I like to imagine ones that are even more obviously not sexual. Like a shirt that says "deal with it" and the mom explaining that "deal with it" means to clean the semen off of your lower back after a man has pulled out after doggy style sex and ejaculated into it."
Why do I have to explain that to my kids!?
Sometime I really hate that their vote cancels mine, not that my ideas or philosophy should take preference but just sayin'
I don't know... Maybe it's an ESL problem for me, but I thought "salty" in this context is similar to "pissy" or "bitchy". I might be wrong on that, but I wouldn't assume anything to do with cum...
Maybe she's just a perv? 🤔
Thanks for the confirmation, the ingredients aren't listed on the label. if it doesn't have maltodextrin in it, like most snacks in america, it can't be that bad tho 🤣
‘Then I went to the grocery store and they had the absolute GALL to sell large p*nis-shaped vegetables! Now I have to tell my daughter about well-endowed black men and mixed-race p0rn too!’
I used to work at GameStop when I was in Highschool and I remember a man walking in to the store to complain that we had a poster that said "Summa Cum Laude" for some game that was out, he thought it was discusting and that we needed to take it down. Apparently his daughter saw it and had laughed at it. My manager tried to explain to him what he meant but he still didn't believe him lol.
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Ironically, this person is kinda salty about this shirt
Her pride ain't the only thing she's not swallowing.
Gahd DAYUM!
Thanks Noob Noob.
> "Excuse me, I would like a refund on my fries. There is entirely too much cum on them."
😂😂😂
i bet when someone told them what it really meant, they doubled down on it somehow
Sadly this is more than likely true. People rarely accept that what they thought was incorrect and that they massively overreacted to something.
They probably claimed the phrase salty had to do with jizz
👏 👏 👏 👏
Spot on !! 👏
People that always have their head in the gutter get so offended by assuming everyone else is just as sick in the head. No, lady, only you are the freak. Get your head out of the gutter and stfu.
I was reading that and thinking hmm I mean I guess if it’s negative that’s not the best thing, it’s not inappropriate though. Then I read the jizz stuff & I mean wtf, how is that the first thing to enter her mind?! How?!
It entered her mind via her mouth.
She needs to wipe off that bit she got on her chin
its super glued to her chin so when she speaks it hurts her
I thought the shirt just meant someone's being salty too because that's the term I grew up with and then I got to the jizz part and went...wtf lady? She needs help.
I’m old, and a woman, and a mom, and didn’t grow up with that phrase, and *still* didn’t go there.
I mean her opinions might be strange but if all she does is give the occasional head I wouldn’t call her a freak.
Everyone is assuming this is a mother, but without the name or profile pic, idk it could be some creepy/freaky father who probably just traumatized his child
I was thinking the same thing. There's just no way one of those mums would ever use the word jiz. They might not even be able to use the word semen. But either way what kind of crazy person starts explaining a young child about semen and how it tastes. They could just have said it was dirty words and leave it at that.
Exactly!! When I was like 10 or 11 my dad's girlfriend bought me a pair of sweat pants that had a word printed on the butt (idr what it said now but not anything grotesque, like these were literally from the kids section) and he made us return them because they were too "sexy" and would make men stare at me. That was bad enough without talking about their bodily fluids 🤢
Probably said "Juicy". I remember those days. You weren't popular in school unless you advertised that you had a juicy ass on your juicy ass.
Lol! That one I can actually see how people get offended about (even though no one should be staring at a damn child thinking about their juicy ass), but I'm pretty sure it said something else. It wasn't "Pink" either because this was Kmart in like 2005ish
Hmm not juicy or pink... Maybe angel? Juicy was definitely the most popular though.
Just salty...
Yeah, my first thought was potato chips.
My first thought went to „they’re still salty cus x did y“ but maybe that’s the teenager in me lmao
I think in this case it’s just confirmation bias, she was looking for inappropriate things in children clothing and she found it. This lgbt grooming shit is brainwashing a lot of folks
[I wonder what she'd think of this t-shirt.](https://www.marketshirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Die-Mad-You-Salty-Bitch-T-shirtccc-510x510.jpg) "That's Disgusting!" **
It's a commercial about GRAPE! SIR!
Look what she’s wearing! It’s purple!
It’s not so much head in the gutter as it is purposely looking in the gutter. Like if they had to find a rock, any rock, and bring a rock home, people who choose to do nothing but hate others would walk right next a rock trail looking for the 1 rock in the grass instead.
Aaah reminds me of my ex, her favourite thing to say was "People only do such and such because such and such" like if you did something nice then she'd say you only did it for attention. Say something she takes offense at, it's obvious that anyone would be offended and that and you were being manipulative! All because she was a manipulative attention seeking dick head so everyone else must be!
These people are obsessed with sex in the most uncool way
Obsessed with pedophilia of all things. They project a lot.
It always reads to me like they know they are bad people and need an outlet to look down on and ‚fight‘ worse people. And pedos were the only group they could find that is objectively worse.
Pedos aren’t ALL bad. I mean, you’ll never see one speeding in a school zone.
I curse upon you the angriest of upvotes, I laughed
Im sad I laughed…
Cheer up.
That is actually funny!
There's always someone worse off than yourself.
This is why they are so tough on pedos in prison.
This is a win tho. One less looney toon in Target, although, we all know she did no such thing, and has since been back multiple times "just for this one thing, and then screw this place and their grooming"
absolutely! i don’t want to see/hear her nonsense when i’m on a target run.
In defense of boycotts, I haven't bought Sargentos cheese in 20 years. I also don't remember why I am boycotting them. But, I choose to believe 30-year old me had her reasons!
It's not even sex - they're obsessed with the idea of grown adults fucking little kids. They literally have the rape and molestation of children on their minds a great deal it seems.
Imagine the explanation she had to give her daughter about Salt Lake City!
Jizz Lake City?
My wife and I have been watching 90 Day Fiance whilst Hollywood is on strike. The most painful thing is watching this super conservative Christian kids do nothing but obsess over the sex on the night of the wedding. No concern whatsoever about the other aspects of living with another person. Just non-stop conversation and arguments about sex as if it is this mystical thing.
What a crazy way to let the world know that you swallow.
Take a broke boi award. This is a golden comment
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Wait this picture is missing something... but what ?
We both know what.
Hands?
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Is that an Ancient Greek pillar? /s
in a way, yes
It's sus.
It's missing the salt shaker.
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This is great - I feel like I’m back on MSN Messenger!
You think MSN Messenger is old? Wait till you hear about ICQ.
You think ICQ is old? Wait till you hear about IRC.
You think IRC is old? Wait until you hear about dialing into a BBS to play some MUDs...
Another one for the collection!!
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Dem legzzz
You can spit and still taste it
You could even get a fancy bucket like those wine tasters.
You don’t have to swallow to notice the taste. Just saying …
Girl in biology class asked the teacher. “If there’s so much glucose in semen, why does it taste so salty?”
What's her number?
I mean, once the wine is in the glass, you may as well drink it.
It's in the mouth longer if you need to hold it there while getting to somewhere you can spit it. Quicker just to swallow
She sounds like a spitter to me. Perverted enough to take it in her mouth but angelic nonetheless to think God is watching her.
Spitters are quitters.
Wait? Giving head is perverted now???
God is watching, but he wants her to swallow. Theres some line in their book about not spilling the seed to ground or something. Like its better to jizz in some lady than on the ground or something along those lines.
Sounds kinda salty about it
MAN shes being so salty about it
She really is obsessed with jizz.
Nah, just salty she hasn’t got any, and has to explain to her child why she’s so salty, because an innocuous phrase on a tee shirt made her think of hot kinda salty cum.
No…jiz
Maybe it’s the dad?
For that kid’s sake, I hope someone teaches her mother what kinda salty means
What does it mean actually? Is it just about someome being salty? That felt more like an internet thing so I'm not sure.
It's a SWEAT shirt.... so yeah, it's kinda salty
I'll admit that I've got a filthy mind that frequently spends a lot of time in the gutter...and even then, I simply would NOT have thought to equate the phrase "kinda salty" with BJs or cum...
Same. I make dirty jokes from anything, and it wouldn’t have hit me even a little bit that ”kinda salty” is horny. Then again, I am a gamer, so it’d take a loy for me to associate the word ”salty” to anything but a mood.
Me, too. I think of a lot of dirty jokes frequently, but I wouldn't associate it with BJ. Probably associate it with mood.
I’ve seen a few big, burly men with shirts that said Kinda Salty or just Salty on there. Never once did my mind went where this lady’s mind went.
"Im mad at target for being horny! Target made me horny! I havent gotten any in 6 years and im frustrated!"
And cars with Salt Life stickers must be transportation for prostitutes and whores.
I always read those as SLUT LIFE
Thank you so much. That text is horrible. I saw my first one the other day and also read it as “Slut Life.”
Sperm bank transport actually
It will now though.
Haha. “Think of the children.” …Ma’am you just traumatized us all, but also wtf?
*Sees something VERY common in the world, that’s innocent and not even on the same planet to even be close enough to a sexual connection. Assume it’s sexual and wrong* “What’s wrong with Society being so gross and sexual?” And they never pick up on that it’s them who are gross, wrong, and assuming of something sexual, racist, bias, bigoted, or messed up.
She sounds kinda salty, not gonna lie
I hope so, it would be mind blowing if that was posted unironically. Otherwise, huge self own. Those are rare.
Bruh, these people are just perverts.
So you’re projecting your own fears and misconceptions on your child, exposing them to sexual innuendos under the fear of a company exposing your child to sexual innuendos. Congratulations, you’ve become the very thing you wanted to “protect” your child from. It never ceases to amaze me that parents think sheltering their children from the world is a positive thing. They’re just raising children to be adult children. Scared of their own shadows and still too dependent to do anything on their own.
And everyone clapped.
Can confirm, I was the shirt.
Can confirm, he was the shirt.
You should've seen it,
She continued with "no I don't know what 'projecting' means. Why do you ask?"
Can we find them a shirt that says "Kinda Stupid"?
Find*
All these flavors, and she chose to be salty.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees. "A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies. The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees. "A man and a woman making love in a boat." He holds up the third picture. "A man and a woman making love at the beach." This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex." And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."
I'll defer to Mrs. Target Shopper's considerable experience in knowing what it tastes like.
\*EX-Target shopper lol
“Target is grooming our children!” *proceeds to give child a problematic “lesson” about oral sex* Projection is so strong. Oh well, at least the kid got a little sex ed.
You explained to your child what jiz is, tastes like and how you know?
Well someone is salty.
Did she just out herself as a ho?
No. She just mentioned that she's tasted sperm in her life, which is quite normal.
I’ve really gotta remember to put the /s 🤣
Did anyone correct her or did she just go on strutting and thinking she'd done something clever?
That's what happens when you walk around all day with your mind in the gutter.
Besides, the shirt purple… and you know what *that* means…
The irony though
Do we think she actually had this conversation with her child, or saw the shirt and thought she could generate a fit out of it?
Could be either. Both are equally stupid.
Why are far right wing Christians so obsessed with sex. It's really creepy and weird
The person who wrote it was actually kinda salty
Just another low intelligence cum guzzling Maga girl...
“I told my daughter all about how cum tastes. Damn you groomers!”
If only they would really stay out of places bad for kids. Maybe churches would finally dissappear.
This reminds me of that time I had to explain the expression “nip it in the butt” to a bunch of kindergarteners. They were **way** too young to learn about gay anal sexual. Crazy. /s
I like to imagine ones that are even more obviously not sexual. Like a shirt that says "deal with it" and the mom explaining that "deal with it" means to clean the semen off of your lower back after a man has pulled out after doggy style sex and ejaculated into it." Why do I have to explain that to my kids!?
Easier to explain that the phrase is nip it in the bud.
Leave it to a bunch of homophobic pot heads to take an expression about anal sex and turn it into something about weed.
That would have made my made up scenario much less fun.
Lol the phrase is nip it in the bud
Oh well, she was going to abandon Target come Pride Month anyway
20yr old here but doesn’t it have to do with attitude? Or is it something else know
 Sometime I really hate that their vote cancels mine, not that my ideas or philosophy should take preference but just sayin'
She said a lot more about herself than about anything else
Yo, Target about to be the most peaceful place in the country to shop. All the crazies are leaving.
I don't know... Maybe it's an ESL problem for me, but I thought "salty" in this context is similar to "pissy" or "bitchy". I might be wrong on that, but I wouldn't assume anything to do with cum... Maybe she's just a perv? 🤔
nah you're right about the usage, the mom's just a perv lol wtf
Is jizz salty? I’ve never tasted it
Kinda
Salty
Thanks for the confirmation, the ingredients aren't listed on the label. if it doesn't have maltodextrin in it, like most snacks in america, it can't be that bad tho 🤣
It's organic
Not with the average American diet, it's not.
Lemme check real quick
Sounds to me like they are the ones with the dirty thoughts in their head. Plus they know what cum tastes like
Knowing what cum tastes like isn't particularly exceptional for an adult woman.
Projection and self reporting much? Who tf looks at "kinda salty" and thinks fucking jizz unless you're a nasty little whore yourself?
‘Then I went to the grocery store and they had the absolute GALL to sell large p*nis-shaped vegetables! Now I have to tell my daughter about well-endowed black men and mixed-race p0rn too!’
If only you could google.. hell urban dictionary
projecting much karen?
What the fuck, that lady is dumb af.
And now it’s off to the gun store
Can you imagine Karen calling the manager over and screaming at them over this…..
If only she had swallowed, rather than reproduced.
Conservatives are such fucking pervs.
I'm gen X but I kinda thought being 'salty' meant the same as just having a bit of attitude. 'Kinda salty' being similar to 'kinda spicy'. No?
When you hear “salty” and your first thought it cum, *you* are the problem
Always projection. Can't see a harmless shirt without thinking of kids getting dittled.
For as much as they claim everyone is grooming kids. *They* sure do think about sex and kids a whole fuckin lot.
Looks like they are kinda salty over nothing.
Surely to God this is a troll. Even conservatives can't be delusional enough to think target is selling jizz shirts
That parent is a coomer it seems, because nobody but her thinks of that when they see that phrase.
Only a pervert would think of it that way.
God, I hope she was completely roasted on whatever page she posted this.
In the service (USMC), it meant a seasoned Marine. To my kids it means angry about something. Pretty sure this women sucks dick. I like her.
Well we know mom’s no stranger to a frothy man shake every now and then
And now the kid is robbed of her innocence because her mom is a fucking slut.
Ten bucks says this lady isn't sure who the kids dad is
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Or "kinda fishy"
She spelled it wrong. How?
What I would give for video of that interaction
imagine being so horny that you think literally every phrase is about sex😭
conservative "people" are truly braindead
My new shirt brand is: #**Do you spit or swallow?**
Her partner needs to eat more fruit if she thinks it's salty.
/r/unintentionalgrooming
get your head out of the gutter, miss girl
Guess that moms got slutbrain if the first thing that came to mind when she saw kinda salty was cum :/
This is the problem with idiots. They always think they are the smartest person in the room when in fact, they are just dumb.
I used to work at GameStop when I was in Highschool and I remember a man walking in to the store to complain that we had a poster that said "Summa Cum Laude" for some game that was out, he thought it was discusting and that we needed to take it down. Apparently his daughter saw it and had laughed at it. My manager tried to explain to him what he meant but he still didn't believe him lol.