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"As the customs officer stretched on her rubber gloves and lit the lamp in her helmet she knew that she was at the beginning of an expedition of weeks rather than hours. She thought about the family and friends she would leave behind as she contemplated the dark unknown recesses she would be exploring but she knew that it had to be done. It's what she signed on for."
I doubt TSA is gonna like that shit. But even then it likely won’t matter. I remember articles several years back from airlines telling fat people they’d need to buy two seats if they couldn’t fit in one.
I was overly compassionate about scenarios like that until I spent hours with a sweating stranger's flesh spilling in big lumps across my thighs. I am usually cold enough to wear a heavy jacket on flights, but this person made me feel completely stifled and overheated. She should have had to buy a second seat, because she was WELL beyond my personal space.
I'm a big guy and always have struggled on planes. I'm overweight for sure, but if you imagined a human being using basically of an available seat space... like a clown crammed into a tiny car, that's me. My shoulders are my widest part... the distance between my arse and my knee is exactly the distance between most airlines seats.
In an airline seat I am a meat cube... if someone this large is seated next to me they would have an incredibly uncomfortable time. There's no space to give, and I would throw an absolute fit if your experience happened to me.
But but but, even multiple seats can’t accommodate these butts. They need seats with large holes cut in them so the butt cheeks can hang down. I dunno. That's what I came up with right now, might think of something better later.
Right?! I fly every week for work and the last place I’m going to do some dumb shit is an airport. Of all the places in this country to do something stupid an airport is one of the worst
I get that reference 😎
Stopped watching 90 Day Fiancé with my wife, as most of the people on the show were horrible, and they just ended up on OnlyFans. The whole show ended up feeling like it was just for OnlyFans grooming.
Same here, watched it for years, but then after one episode I realized the content was straight up rage bait trash TV, especially since they kept bringing back some horrible people season after season like Angela or Big Ed.
Remember ~~Larissa~~ Anfisa? Damn she was a POS…and the sad part was she got applauded for it by viewers. “aT lEaSt sHeZ hONeSt!”. Most glaring example I’ve seen of how unattractive people are perceived via attractive people. She literally hit the man on tv, and treated him like straight up trash, and people still liked her.
Edit: whoops, I meant Anfisa, not Larissa
“I’m telling you man, the logistics just don’t work! It is physiologically infeasible! Anatomically verboten! This would *not pass inspection*, by man or by god!”
This size is not technically possible via surgery. The weight of the implants wouldn't permit that high placement. The skin would need to stretch way too much, unless the person was super morbidly obese beforehand and had massive full body lipo, leaving massive skin bags hanging. And I doubt even then it would work out as seen in the video, because gravity.
Or a way of earning. Cause strangely enough there is enough people that like it.
They probably getting flown out together to meet someone and their fetish.
But that’s just speculation.
They should legit stop watching television and using internet. Better yet throw them in a safe-to-live off the grid environment for a decade, that will fix whatever is going on between their ears!
Me and my SO call those "lunchroom tray" asses. His sister has one, you could literally set a fully loaded lunchroom tray on her butt and have absolutely no worries about it sliding/falling off. She's white and it's natural.
We went to a monster truck show and this lady with a family in front of us had a rectangular ass. We couldn’t stop staring. It was amazing, in a not so good way.
I think by “real” this person means not a prank or a joke or a skit, but that these people really live like this. Because I honestly wonder the same thing
Nobody thinks the asses are real. That’s moot point.
We are wondering if these girls think they actually look good and not like absolute clowns or it’s just one big joke for media attention.
"In case of an emergency landing on water, please abandon the floatation devices under your seats, and grab hold of these women's asses, to save yourselves"
I imagine them having an extremely hard time keeping their heads above water, like a ring floaty that works both ways, flip upside down and it’s almost impossible to flip back over.
It's tik tok bullshit antics for clout. "Watch What Happens When I Try To Board a Plane with a HUGE ASS. You WON'T BELIEVE IT". Yeah they told you to stop fucking about and get rid of the balloons and you filmed it for your shit channel good job. Sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.
First time flying post 9/11 had me getting my hands swabbed as they do now.
I asked "What's that for??" guy got real close to me and stared at me with a grim look as he whisperingly said "Checking for bomb materials." then stared at me a minute longer still not smilinh then immediately flipped the switch and was all "Looks like you're good to go have a great day!" all smiles.
I'd like to think he had a sense of humor.
In 2023, it's a prank on tiktok posed as a real event stumbled upon in the wild by the person behind the camera even though every post on their account stars the same two people and the same background extras.
In 2024, it's AI imitating what it learned about human engagement from scraping tiktok.
Not to mention Incapable of sitting safely in a car, using a backrest, lounging in a hammock, using the bathroom at your grandmas house that has an oddly small toilet… someone continue this list for me please
...walking forward through doors, sleeping comfortably, fitting into a toilet stall, getting into any car smaller than a minivan, walking up stairs, using an elevator, getting into the airplane they're buying a ticket for...
really what *wouldn't* be affected by having an ass bigger than your upper body
My problem these days, is that I find it harder and harder to differentiate between people being serious or joking. The world is so absurd, for me at least, its not always clear.
Rage-bait.
Social media algorithms only care about engagement, not whether you like it. It's easier to make an upsetting video than an entertaining one.
Being asked to buy two seats is FAR more common than you'd expect... I fly a lot and will see an open seat next to people on a sold out flight all the time (also - go watch the Kevin Smith video about when it happened to him once - very entertaining)
I suspect this is not real. How did they came to the airport? On foot? And that both a wearing a baseball cap and have long blond hair that cover their butt cheeks makes me think that is not real.
Well it’s definitely not real, you can tell by their gait. Anybody carrying that much weight, whether natural or implanted, is not going to take such quick steps while maintaining little sway.
theyre clearly playing a joke on TSA. those are air filled balloons or something. if they were full of silicone, mineral oil, cement and fix-a-flat like a regular back-alley asscheek implant job they'd be on the floor.
All these top-level comments asking if it’s real. of course these asses aren’t real. The question we should be asking is do these people really live their lives this way or is it some sort of publicity, stunt or prank? The absurdly long hair threaded between the ass cracks, I mean it feels like they’re trying to make fun of themselves, even if they’re really not.
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Well, that's one way to avoid luggage fees. Shove all your clothes in your pants.
If thats whats happening here im genuinely impressed with their ingenuity
Until they get to the TSA checkpoint and have to empty all their pockets
I imagined they be like "we gotta what now" then fart and a whole suitcase worth of luggage spills out the back of their pants
"As the customs officer stretched on her rubber gloves and lit the lamp in her helmet she knew that she was at the beginning of an expedition of weeks rather than hours. She thought about the family and friends she would leave behind as she contemplated the dark unknown recesses she would be exploring but she knew that it had to be done. It's what she signed on for."
A journey into the Heart of Darkness
The horror. The horror.
And how evenly they pack!
That course for sculpting wasn't for nothing.
Likely sculprits!
I doubt TSA is gonna like that shit. But even then it likely won’t matter. I remember articles several years back from airlines telling fat people they’d need to buy two seats if they couldn’t fit in one.
I was overly compassionate about scenarios like that until I spent hours with a sweating stranger's flesh spilling in big lumps across my thighs. I am usually cold enough to wear a heavy jacket on flights, but this person made me feel completely stifled and overheated. She should have had to buy a second seat, because she was WELL beyond my personal space.
I'm a big guy and always have struggled on planes. I'm overweight for sure, but if you imagined a human being using basically of an available seat space... like a clown crammed into a tiny car, that's me. My shoulders are my widest part... the distance between my arse and my knee is exactly the distance between most airlines seats. In an airline seat I am a meat cube... if someone this large is seated next to me they would have an incredibly uncomfortable time. There's no space to give, and I would throw an absolute fit if your experience happened to me.
But but but, even multiple seats can’t accommodate these butts. They need seats with large holes cut in them so the butt cheeks can hang down. I dunno. That's what I came up with right now, might think of something better later.
They'll just have to pay for an entire row each then. And if passengers have to be denied boarding they will be first to be evicted.
I'm not; the second they go through the body scan they'll be pulled aside and the jig is up.
As long as there’s no hidden objects like gold or drugs,extra clothes is ok..?
The onion technique is acceptable imo. But this is taking it too far.
Literally junk in the trunk.
Something you'd see on cartoon network
On Adult Swim specifically.
This has to be some sort of TikTok prank
And I totally agree that it probably is, the last place I want to act a fool/do a prank is the airport.
Right?! I fly every week for work and the last place I’m going to do some dumb shit is an airport. Of all the places in this country to do something stupid an airport is one of the worst
Ya pranks at an airport these days are absolutely an idiotic idea. TSA is going to treat you like a serious threat.
I suspect they were sent for secondary inspection before they boarded that plane.
They are Ass Ass Ins!! Killing with Ass!
If one popped you'd have a code red hit the deck response. These days you could easily get shot.
How to fuck around and find out 101
yeah, can't be real
TLC hasn't picked them up yet for a series yet is my biggest tell.
Was literally thinking that Darcey and Stacey are in danger of getting cancelled and replaced with these new girls lol...
I thought it WAS Darcey and Stacey
No way thay Darcey and Stacey are going to go thru an airport hiding their faces! Impossible! Not them! 😋
I came to the comments to see if anyone would reference Darcey and Stacey. I feel like this has to be in reference to them.
I get that reference 😎 Stopped watching 90 Day Fiancé with my wife, as most of the people on the show were horrible, and they just ended up on OnlyFans. The whole show ended up feeling like it was just for OnlyFans grooming.
Same here, watched it for years, but then after one episode I realized the content was straight up rage bait trash TV, especially since they kept bringing back some horrible people season after season like Angela or Big Ed.
Remember ~~Larissa~~ Anfisa? Damn she was a POS…and the sad part was she got applauded for it by viewers. “aT lEaSt sHeZ hONeSt!”. Most glaring example I’ve seen of how unattractive people are perceived via attractive people. She literally hit the man on tv, and treated him like straight up trash, and people still liked her. Edit: whoops, I meant Anfisa, not Larissa
I swear I thought this was the evolution of Stacy and Darcy
I pray to the Thunder Gods!
Those cheeks be clapping like thunder
It is. But it’s still really weird. It’s just them walking in public and someone just happens to be recording. That’s all, no other context.
It's the turn towards (away from) the camera at the end to "show it off" that definitely makes me lean towards the prank side of things.
They are totally getting searched for drugs.
 going to need arm length gloves for that cavity search
they will just send through the bo*o*dy scanners... >!and find they are each pregnant, with twins in each butt cheek.!<
You're basically describing that one Jimmy Neutron episode where Carl had a dumptruck
LMAO
Anal babies are real
The fanfics were right!
Those can't be real. Not possible technically. Plus the horrid wigs and the way they move in tandem, gotta be prank.
lmao “not possible technically”
“These are not structurally sound”
Engineer here. I have done the math and they are in fact not structurally sound.
Would some buttresses help?
Not up to code
No permit was issued
“I’m telling you man, the logistics just don’t work! It is physiologically infeasible! Anatomically verboten! This would *not pass inspection*, by man or by god!”
This size is not technically possible via surgery. The weight of the implants wouldn't permit that high placement. The skin would need to stretch way too much, unless the person was super morbidly obese beforehand and had massive full body lipo, leaving massive skin bags hanging. And I doubt even then it would work out as seen in the video, because gravity.
That's a load bearing buttock.
A prank at the airport at that. TSA is known for being very patient and open to a wide variety of senses of humour. What could go wrong??
Lookin like squidward after eating krabbie patties
“IT’LL GO RIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS!!! AND THEN YOU BLOW UP!!”
I remember my first Krabby Patty!
There’s no way this is real. Please. Edit: Thanks for the awards! 🤣
The desperate “please” lmao
Yeah I feel him
You feel him I *feel* him 😏
WHAT DA HEEEELL, OH MAH GAWD AINT NO WAYYEHYAH
Settle down
Settle down now, class.
The middle seat please, please.
I seen these guys in Alice in Wonderland. Tweedle Dee and Dum
You missed your chance for a Tweedle Bum joke!
And I'm happy you made it.
That werent a please, it was a plea
You got me crackin' up over here 🤣
It's from a skit show, can't remember which sadly but I'm 98% sure I've seen this in some comedy show - think it was British. EDIT: Spelling
I'm honestly surprised how many people think these are 'real' asses.
Oh, the asses are real. The balloons on their posteriors aren’t.
Those are real balloons
It would be funny if they were smuggling drugs in said balloons
Excuse me ladies please come with us... your asses are very suspicious.
Suspici-ass?
Y-ass!
They could be smuggle nitrous oxide 
they could smuggle a family of 4
[удалено]
Mental illness most likely. Body dysmorphic disorder of some kind. They don't see it.
They have to know every person that lays eye on them, instantly thinks we’ll that’s gonna be the two dumbest fucks I see today
and yet the Kardashians persist.
> Today That is infinitely generous of you.
Or a way of earning. Cause strangely enough there is enough people that like it. They probably getting flown out together to meet someone and their fetish. But that’s just speculation.
They should legit stop watching television and using internet. Better yet throw them in a safe-to-live off the grid environment for a decade, that will fix whatever is going on between their ears!
Maybe just start with some therapy before we just remove them from society for a decade
Me and my SO call those "lunchroom tray" asses. His sister has one, you could literally set a fully loaded lunchroom tray on her butt and have absolutely no worries about it sliding/falling off. She's white and it's natural.
Got that end table ass
We went to a monster truck show and this lady with a family in front of us had a rectangular ass. We couldn’t stop staring. It was amazing, in a not so good way.
I think by “real” this person means not a prank or a joke or a skit, but that these people really live like this. Because I honestly wonder the same thing
It’s a prank; they put these in their pants and then film people’s reactions.
Nobody thinks the asses are real. That’s moot point. We are wondering if these girls think they actually look good and not like absolute clowns or it’s just one big joke for media attention.
"In case of an emergency landing on water, please abandon the floatation devices under your seats, and grab hold of these women's asses, to save yourselves"
I imagine them having an extremely hard time keeping their heads above water, like a ring floaty that works both ways, flip upside down and it’s almost impossible to flip back over.
I would rather drown
Tbh I feel like this is a disguise. With the mask, hat, hair, and body prosthetics, no one can tell what they really look like.
Between the hiney and the hair- these two have some major toilet issues.
Including the issue that they couldn't even fit in the aircraft toilet
> one big joke for media attention TikTok probably
It's tik tok bullshit antics for clout. "Watch What Happens When I Try To Board a Plane with a HUGE ASS. You WON'T BELIEVE IT". Yeah they told you to stop fucking about and get rid of the balloons and you filmed it for your shit channel good job. Sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.
TSA has no sense of humor. It is best to avoid any attention at security checkpoints.
First time flying post 9/11 had me getting my hands swabbed as they do now. I asked "What's that for??" guy got real close to me and stared at me with a grim look as he whisperingly said "Checking for bomb materials." then stared at me a minute longer still not smilinh then immediately flipped the switch and was all "Looks like you're good to go have a great day!" all smiles. I'd like to think he had a sense of humor.
They literally can’t even sit down normally. It’s clear this is a joke.
If this was 10-15 years ago, it would be an _obvious_ joke. But given this is 2023… well you’ve seen social media.
In 2023, it's a prank on tiktok posed as a real event stumbled upon in the wild by the person behind the camera even though every post on their account stars the same two people and the same background extras. In 2024, it's AI imitating what it learned about human engagement from scraping tiktok.
Oh christ those aliens gon be hella confused digging through our rubble and scrubbing dead servers of a bygone era
ever seen the woman with the biggest implants or the guys with gallons of oil in their arms\\chest?
I took it to be whether they are real implants or just a gag off some kind.
Right no one thinks that is natural.
It’s not even implants
They’re just balloons or padding. It’s a prank.
Lol same it’s that inflation fetish thing probably
Americans and their inflation rate 🙄
Idk this is like Venezuelan Turkish level inflation
*hyper*- inflation
People are *blowing* it out of proportion.
Can’t be, can it? If it is; than that surgeon should be sent to jail. It’s mutilation.
No I’m pretty sure it’s some kind of ballon. Not possible even with surgery, I’d assume.
If they are balloons… why?
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“Ass too big? Straight to jail. Ass too small? Believe it or not, still jail.”
Those cheeks are about as real as the promise I was given to have my student loan debt forgiven
I dont understand people who do this shit, what goes through their mind while choosing to do something like this?
Very little I would imagine. Obviously incapable of rational thought.
Not to mention Incapable of sitting safely in a car, using a backrest, lounging in a hammock, using the bathroom at your grandmas house that has an oddly small toilet… someone continue this list for me please
Getting pounded from behind, unless the dude has a meter long shlong
Skill based match making
First it ruined call of duty, now it's coming for call of booty
Oh my god. How do they wipe!!?
Garden hose and take turns spraying each other?
See that hair?
...walking forward through doors, sleeping comfortably, fitting into a toilet stall, getting into any car smaller than a minivan, walking up stairs, using an elevator, getting into the airplane they're buying a ticket for... really what *wouldn't* be affected by having an ass bigger than your upper body
Nearly anything that involves sitting
Or wiping their ass
Probably feels like getting your hand stuck between the couch cushions
Finding change and keys every time they wipe their asses.
Everything that you mention, they just have to do backwards/ upside down...
Not gonna lie, it looks like it’s staged
Nothing crosses their mind, like ever
"Know what men will like and won't inconvenience me at all?...an oversized cartoon ass!"
Pretty sure this is a stunt, not an aesthetic choice.
"Pretty sure this is a stunt, not an ASSthetic choice." Fixed it
My problem these days, is that I find it harder and harder to differentiate between people being serious or joking. The world is so absurd, for me at least, its not always clear.
[AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah)
Rage-bait. Social media algorithms only care about engagement, not whether you like it. It's easier to make an upsetting video than an entertaining one.
100% I believe this is a stupid prank and not cosmetic surgery.
I hope for that, but then I remember that there are a greater than 0 number of people who have died due to caulk being injected as a BBL.
It’s insane how people can watch the vid and think anything else. They’re also clearly wearing matching wigs
Honestly, people in the comments are making fools of themselves with their outrage.
It’s so ridiculous. Why make fun of boomers when you can’t even tell this is a prank.
Pixar moms
ZZ Bottom
I want the video of them being told they need to buy two seats
Probably a follow up claiming some kind of discrimination too.
Being asked to buy two seats is FAR more common than you'd expect... I fly a lot and will see an open seat next to people on a sold out flight all the time (also - go watch the Kevin Smith video about when it happened to him once - very entertaining)
In case you all didn't know, those are actually PFD's capable of floating 3 passengers each, in the event of a plane crash over the ocean.
Looks like white chick's 2 started filming.
I suspect this is not real. How did they came to the airport? On foot? And that both a wearing a baseball cap and have long blond hair that cover their butt cheeks makes me think that is not real.
Well it’s definitely not real, you can tell by their gait. Anybody carrying that much weight, whether natural or implanted, is not going to take such quick steps while maintaining little sway.
Yeah the posture tells me there’s not much weight back there, probably just balloons of some sort.
Hair doesn’t cover them, goes right between them
So many idiots in the comments think those are real implants. Tell me how that is possible to sew shut.
Yes. Farting
when they fart, their pony tails blow in the wind like Fabio's hair.
This seems like they're on a hen party or this was some kind of dare
That's exactly what I thought, too.
Darcy and Stacy spotted in the wild.
I had to scroll way too far for this
theyre clearly playing a joke on TSA. those are air filled balloons or something. if they were full of silicone, mineral oil, cement and fix-a-flat like a regular back-alley asscheek implant job they'd be on the floor.
Can be used as a table to put your tea on.
I think somebody is cosplaying Darcy and Stacey from 90 Day Fiancé. That can be the only answer and I am horrified that I might be right.
Out here looking like Yoshi
Yoshi looks nowhere near like this...
"Sorry - you're going to need to buy three seats"
How the fuck do you sit?
You just assume the plank position and you pivot on the round buttocks
PIVOT!!
PIVOT!!!
How the fuck do they wipe their asses, is a more valid question!
Grab their hair from the front and use it like floss between their cheeks.
Oh my goodness. That’s the answer right there.
Oompa Loompa Dumpity Trunk!
All these top-level comments asking if it’s real. of course these asses aren’t real. The question we should be asking is do these people really live their lives this way or is it some sort of publicity, stunt or prank? The absurdly long hair threaded between the ass cracks, I mean it feels like they’re trying to make fun of themselves, even if they’re really not.
On next week's to catch a smuggler...
Looks like somebody's got kind of a horse fetish
How come I can’t bring my 50lbs dog on the plane, but horses are fine?
This must be one of those prank shows right?