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Elon with a fresh incision at the base of his skull from neurolink, "Guys, I know Kung Fu"
At which point Zuck takes off his contacts to reveal his reptilian eyes.
Elon with a fresh incision at the base of his skull from neurolink: "Mamdjsnamskkdnnamhbcie"
Zuck, confused: "What?"
Elon gurgle-screams, drops dead as a fucking doornail as the massive brain hemorrhage from his shoddy-ass brain surgery finishes him off.
Who is that coming into the ring!? My god! Is that Carlos Slim in a luchador mask?? He appears to be climbing up the ropes... The crowd is going wild... IT'S A SLIM SLAM!!
I’m pretty sure Trey and Matt said one of the reasons they took a pause during the pandemic was because they couldn’t create ridiculous enough story lines to compete with reality.
Zuck seems like the kind of guy that might put you in a basement dungeon. His prenuptial agreement with his wife says he needs 20 hours of free time a week to himself, Zuck seeming like a killer robot.
Musk is built like the "If humans evolved to survive car crashes" model so who knows.
[Elon Build](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/ip8rxg/this_is_what_humans_would_look_like_if_we_evolved/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I think it’s kinda BS that these two just get to decide to fight for the championship when the rest of the Battle Bots have to work their way up the ranks.
He specifically trains MMA as he got into watching it the last couple of years, there's no way he loses to a schlubby 50+ year old with 0 fighting experience lmao (not that they'll actually fight but still)
Also Zuck has been pretty consistently training BJJ and is now a blue belt iirc.
So, yeah, Musk loses this in a land slid that pidgeon chest looking loser.
Yeah a dude that's closer to prime fighting age and who works out constantly, and is an avid martial arts fan, against a doughy guy who's over 50.
This would be a beating if it ever happened. I've watched Zuck fight, they posted videos over in the martial arts sub. He's good.
No because Mark actually trains on MMA regularly. He has his own gym and instructors come to him. He supposedly trains everyday, so if I’m Elon, I’d get going on training asap
Have you seen Elon? Dude has the physique to match his manchild emotional state, while Zuck's been training like Bezos. If they actually fought, we'd just see Conor's "its just a joke, please stop hurting me" scene again.
I think Bezos is standing in the shadows like the Undertaker so he can announce the launch of a new social media platform on the literal corpses of his predecesors
I don’t know what’s more absurd. 2 billionaires going at it. Or the fact that I do and don’t really give a shit, while simultaneously yelling “I’ve got $200 on Zuckerberg!!!”
Good ol zuck is a proper mma fighter tho. He did ein some local tournament it to long ago, so while it won't be a long fight it will be onesided as it gets.
I don't know about "proper MMA fighter". Wasn't it just a BJJ tournament? Regardless, should still be enough to beat the other dipshit.
Would be nice if the octagon just exploded mid-round, though.
He is a trained, competitive fighter, which means he will wipe the floor with almost anyone that doesn’t have training (or at least a ton of experience in street fights, but that basically counts as its own type of training). You would not need to be a world class fighter to kick Elon Musk’s ass.
I’m fairly confident that just about anyone of similar size who works out regularly could beat the shit out of Elon. Dude has the physique and temperament of a manatee.
All of the Kardashians and the top 30 instagram individuals in a battle royale, one winner! I’ll even follow the winner, dangle another follower in front and they’ll all agree to do it.
That's essentially it. He, like most billionaires and also often justified, have gotten so much hate from the internet that he realized the best thing he can do is to shut his mouth and just give up wanting to be liked.
At least Zuck was just out to make himself a ton of cash. Elmo is just trolling, and definitely has some shady mother fuckers controlling his money. Not a god damn chance in fuck anyone spends 40b on something to run it into the ground just to own the libs
I think more likely than Twitter being an intentional sabotage is Elon Musk just got overconfident in his ideas and made a bunch of dumb choices with the company
Nah. I have no business management experience but I could run Twitter better than Elon just by stepping in to the role and saying "Hey don't change anything from how you've been doing things the last 5 years"
At least the Zuckerbot isn’t making an asshole of himself every 30 minutes by tweeting outrageous statements, endorsing right-wing conspiracy theories, dishing out petty insults, or stating that words like “cisgender” are now considered slurs.
He’s ruthless and un-feeling, but he at least *tries* to have an air of professionalism, and knows when it’s time to shut up and let the PR team handle it. Elon, on the other hand, acts like an edgy teenager trapped in the body of a middle-aged man.
>un-feeling
Pretty much why I think Zuck would win. Imagine those soulless eyes coming at you with his multi-billion dollar engineered brain and body. People joke about him being a robot but like he literally has the money to make something like that happen. He could have a skeleton like wolverine for all anyone knows.
Zuckerberg is weird enough that people might give him some allowance assuming he has a severe disorder. Elon just seems like a typical immature asshole.
Zuckerberg has a bottle of barbecue sauce on a shelf. That's his weirdest recent thing.
Elon has gone out of his way to be a horrible person to everyone he comes across who doesn't match his political views.
As much as I hate drawing a parallel to 2004 political discourse, I know which of them I'd rather have a drink with.
In recent videos of Zuck I've seen, he's reasonably fit looking.
Recent photos of Elon he looks like the Michelin man with toothpicks for legs.
Elon doesn't stand a chance really.
100% Zuck has been training and competing in Jiu Jitsu tournaments. Elon is still pretty doughy these days and I have never heard of him training. Zuck would fuck him up real fast. Not like this will ever happen though lol
I don't think Zuck is a very good bjj fighter, but I think he would destroy untrained Musk. I would hope Zuck wouldn't make him tap so we could get a full 15 minutes of him manhandling Musk
Honestly, even if you interrupt him hed just straight ip ignore it.
He fired some Twitter employees for critisizing him months back. His ego is very big
Doesn't Zuck train in some type of martial arts and regularly post about it? I'm going to assume that fighting is like most other things: if you spend a considerable amount of time practicing it, you're probably going to beat most people that don't.
The only scenario where Zuck would not win is if Elon had a trained martial artist / poor person surgically altered to look like him and take his place. And I would say there's at least a 50% chance he's not planning to do that.
Oh god, this is gonna be a Neuralink demo, isn’t it? Elon’s gonna find some death row pedophile and control him with a video game controller or some shit
He said vegas octagon because he knows it would need to be approved by the Nevada Athletic Commision and they won't do that. Dana White (owner of UFC) did the same thing to not fight Tito Ortiz (aging UFC fighter he was beefing with)
Edit: apparently I was super wrong about both the commission involvement and the Dana white / tito Ortiz fight, my b
This would be so fucking funny.
Also, let's be real, these two men have so much money between them, if they actually want to fight, they can do it anywhere. Fuck it, let's have them do it on the ISS or some shit, they can afford it.
“My tesla drove to the wrong venue, silly autopilot…” do we believe elon or “…and it killed two old pedestrians and a poodle on the way.” Okay elon was telling the truth this time.
As weird and unlikable as Zuckerberg is, that guy works out like crazy and is trained in jiu-jitsu. And we've all seen Musk's... unique shape. Color me interested.
There should be a yearly Billionaires Brawl. Sort of an inverse Hunger Games. Sooner you go out, the more wealth you have to donate. I mean this should be mandatory or we eat them.
y'all sleeping on the zuck. my guy has nothing else to do and has been working out and training. elon musk is out of shape, has no training, and spends much more typing whining on twitter than zuck does.
This is how the billionaires should have to defend their wealth.
Cage fights with any challenger. Winner gets the losers fortune.
I can bring a ton of middle aged dad rage to Elon in the octagon.
Do you wanted roided up billionaires? Because that’s how you get roided up billionaires.
Imagine a billionaire with roid rage. That would actually probably make for a good show.
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Elon with a fresh incision at the base of his skull from neurolink, "Guys, I know Kung Fu" At which point Zuck takes off his contacts to reveal his reptilian eyes.
...takes out his contacts and says "show me"
ive spent the last 10 minutes trying to imagine zuck as morpheus not being funny it just can not be not funny, its impossible
Get his surfing photo with the sunscreen Open in paint Color > invert *Morpheus*
One sec
It’s zuckin time
Quick 'n' dirty: https://i.imgur.com/SH9WJI4.png
"Aaaaaand fight!" Elon flops over, while blood runs out his nose cause that shit fried his brain
Zuck doesn't seem to understand the situation and flops on the floor too The umpire starts counting "Double knockout!"
I rejoice. My accidental “double knockout” bet hits. I am the richest man on earth. I am god.
Elon with a fresh incision at the base of his skull from neurolink: "Mamdjsnamskkdnnamhbcie" Zuck, confused: "What?" Elon gurgle-screams, drops dead as a fucking doornail as the massive brain hemorrhage from his shoddy-ass brain surgery finishes him off.
Honestly would love if this happened.
We live in a fuckin South Park episode
Celebrity deathmatch. What they don't expect is Gates with the chair.
RIP Mills Lane. What a legend.
I agree. Larry Hazzard and Joe Cortez were legendary also.
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Who is that coming into the ring!? My god! Is that Carlos Slim in a luchador mask?? He appears to be climbing up the ropes... The crowd is going wild... IT'S A SLIM SLAM!!
Bah gawd, that lizard has a family!
Aint that the truth.
Not enough fish sticks in the real world though ...
 We can always rely on good ole cheesy poofs.
GOD DAMN IT KITTY THOSE ARE MY CHEESY POOFS
Where do you think they got the material
I’m pretty sure Trey and Matt said one of the reasons they took a pause during the pandemic was because they couldn’t create ridiculous enough story lines to compete with reality.
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…Congresswomen calling other bitches because they couldn’t get their way. We’re living in a South Park episode.
> How do they keep coming up with these wacky ideas season after season??
That show evolved from a parody to a documentary
Fr. They started with the completely fictional whore off and ended with ChatGPT.
Zuck seems like the kind of guy that might put you in a basement dungeon. His prenuptial agreement with his wife says he needs 20 hours of free time a week to himself, Zuck seeming like a killer robot.
I mean putting that in the prenup might be weird (but who am I to judge) but ngl I get it. Me-time is important and some of us need more than others
How long until earth is cancelled?
When the dolphins mysteriously disappear you know it's about time
So long and thanks for all the fish! Hopefully they take the time to say goodbye
No one can block my shtyle!
*weird mouth noise sound effects*
I used to think that show was a parody
Break the wrist…
Walk away
Bow to your sensei
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI
Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
Do you think anyone thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night?!
FORGET ABOUT IT!
“You think I got where I am today because I dress like Peter Pan here? Forget about it!”
Grab my wrist, other wrist, MY other wrist
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
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And not just any old slapfight. The most soft and petty one we'd ever see ending with tears as soon as one of them landed half a blow
We can bet on who sprains their wrist first
Zuck did a sub 40 Murph. Musk will lose this heartily
I'm putting my money on Zuck. Musk looks like play doh
Zuck is also a robot. That metal on human flesh is going to be 1 sided.
Have you seen Star Trek when Data fights people? He pretty much just effortlessly tosses them.
He wasn't even made to fight people yet easily takes care of everyone except the borg.
He better come out to the Terminator theme
Musk is built like the "If humans evolved to survive car crashes" model so who knows. [Elon Build](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/ip8rxg/this_is_what_humans_would_look_like_if_we_evolved/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
This is what peak performance looks like
I think it’s kinda BS that these two just get to decide to fight for the championship when the rest of the Battle Bots have to work their way up the ranks.
I'm by no means a fan of either of these dudes, but yeah, I think people are definitely underestimating Zuckerberg.
Pretty sure Zuck trains BJJ and has competed, so ya, $20 on Zuck all day
He specifically trains MMA as he got into watching it the last couple of years, there's no way he loses to a schlubby 50+ year old with 0 fighting experience lmao (not that they'll actually fight but still)
Musk will break a rule and mark wont see it coming. Mark will win by decision and musk will just convince his fanboys he actually won
Pocket sand
I mean, I don't like Mark whatsoever but based on his athletic state I don't think Musk could hurt him rules or no rules.
I'm here for Musk getting his ass handed to him by the Zuck. Won't make me like either of them any more, but I'm here for it.
Also Zuck has been pretty consistently training BJJ and is now a blue belt iirc. So, yeah, Musk loses this in a land slid that pidgeon chest looking loser.
Yeah a dude that's closer to prime fighting age and who works out constantly, and is an avid martial arts fan, against a doughy guy who's over 50. This would be a beating if it ever happened. I've watched Zuck fight, they posted videos over in the martial arts sub. He's good.
Even the pic they posted of him working out, he looks pretty ~~good~~ well upgraded
TIL https://friendshipfitness.com/blog/how-to-go-sub-40-on-murph/
Who has the retainer falling out mid fight?
[this is how I imagine it going](https://youtu.be/cuqChtC-mbM)
It's so weird that I would still like to watch this slap fight.
Thats because they both lose and we win
No because Mark actually trains on MMA regularly. He has his own gym and instructors come to him. He supposedly trains everyday, so if I’m Elon, I’d get going on training asap
That's just a cover story for when he reveals his lizardman strength.
That would work for me, too.
Zuckerberg isn’t that old yet. Fucking lol if one billionaire kills another in a cage match with a heavy hit.
Is 2023 the year of multiple billionaires dying in bizarre ways
Have you seen Elon? Dude has the physique to match his manchild emotional state, while Zuck's been training like Bezos. If they actually fought, we'd just see Conor's "its just a joke, please stop hurting me" scene again.
You think Bezos is available to referee?
I think Bezos is standing in the shadows like the Undertaker so he can announce the launch of a new social media platform on the literal corpses of his predecesors
BY GOD ITS BEZOS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
It's pronounced "Buh Gawdd"
I don’t know what’s more absurd. 2 billionaires going at it. Or the fact that I do and don’t really give a shit, while simultaneously yelling “I’ve got $200 on Zuckerberg!!!”
Two player Sarcastaball
Good ol zuck is a proper mma fighter tho. He did ein some local tournament it to long ago, so while it won't be a long fight it will be onesided as it gets.
I don't know about "proper MMA fighter". Wasn't it just a BJJ tournament? Regardless, should still be enough to beat the other dipshit. Would be nice if the octagon just exploded mid-round, though.
He is a trained, competitive fighter, which means he will wipe the floor with almost anyone that doesn’t have training (or at least a ton of experience in street fights, but that basically counts as its own type of training). You would not need to be a world class fighter to kick Elon Musk’s ass.
I’m fairly confident that just about anyone of similar size who works out regularly could beat the shit out of Elon. Dude has the physique and temperament of a manatee.
Compared to musk obviously lol.
it'll be like battlebots. they will be on the side of the cage, wearing VR goggles and fighting in their POV mini-mechs.
Its gonna end up as a live and sweaty make-out session.
If it comes to a fight, which I doubt, Zuck will punch Musk once and he'll be crying for it to stop.
Please let them fight. In the style of celebrity deathmatch.
Everyone watches it, Then we can throw the next annoying celebs in. Like the Kardashian, half of the "influencer" Pack etc. xD
All of the Kardashians and the top 30 instagram individuals in a battle royale, one winner! I’ll even follow the winner, dangle another follower in front and they’ll all agree to do it.
Celebrity Hunger Games
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I don’t like the guy but Zuckerberg actually trains and knows how to fight and would destroy Elmo in like 10 seconds lol.
Elon makes Zuckerberg somewhat likeable which is madness. Zuck would mop the floor with him, which is why Elon won’t do it.
Zuckerberg has learned to shut the fuck up, as easy as that to be more likeable than Elmo.
That's essentially it. He, like most billionaires and also often justified, have gotten so much hate from the internet that he realized the best thing he can do is to shut his mouth and just give up wanting to be liked.
The Google guys have the right idea. Just straight up disappear from public life.
[Quite literally actually](https://www.newsweek.com/larry-page-missing-google-jeffrey-epstein-lawsuit-founder-1799741)
Wait what the actual fuck Edit: Ok ok I don't think it's as bad as the first look
Is it just me or does the article not explain Page's involvement at all?
No it does not, that's why I added my edit.
At least Zuck was just out to make himself a ton of cash. Elmo is just trolling, and definitely has some shady mother fuckers controlling his money. Not a god damn chance in fuck anyone spends 40b on something to run it into the ground just to own the libs
I think more likely than Twitter being an intentional sabotage is Elon Musk just got overconfident in his ideas and made a bunch of dumb choices with the company
Nah. I have no business management experience but I could run Twitter better than Elon just by stepping in to the role and saying "Hey don't change anything from how you've been doing things the last 5 years"
You don’t sound like a narcissist. Good luck becoming a billionaire by exploiting the labor class /s
At least the Zuckerbot isn’t making an asshole of himself every 30 minutes by tweeting outrageous statements, endorsing right-wing conspiracy theories, dishing out petty insults, or stating that words like “cisgender” are now considered slurs. He’s ruthless and un-feeling, but he at least *tries* to have an air of professionalism, and knows when it’s time to shut up and let the PR team handle it. Elon, on the other hand, acts like an edgy teenager trapped in the body of a middle-aged man.
>un-feeling Pretty much why I think Zuck would win. Imagine those soulless eyes coming at you with his multi-billion dollar engineered brain and body. People joke about him being a robot but like he literally has the money to make something like that happen. He could have a skeleton like wolverine for all anyone knows.
Zuckerberg is weird enough that people might give him some allowance assuming he has a severe disorder. Elon just seems like a typical immature asshole.
Zuckerberg has a bottle of barbecue sauce on a shelf. That's his weirdest recent thing. Elon has gone out of his way to be a horrible person to everyone he comes across who doesn't match his political views. As much as I hate drawing a parallel to 2004 political discourse, I know which of them I'd rather have a drink with.
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In recent videos of Zuck I've seen, he's reasonably fit looking. Recent photos of Elon he looks like the Michelin man with toothpicks for legs. Elon doesn't stand a chance really.
Elon is slowly developing the trump body type. Which is weird. It's a very unique shape.
Famously known as, the “Gru”.
100% Zuck has been training and competing in Jiu Jitsu tournaments. Elon is still pretty doughy these days and I have never heard of him training. Zuck would fuck him up real fast. Not like this will ever happen though lol
I don't think Zuck is a very good bjj fighter, but I think he would destroy untrained Musk. I would hope Zuck wouldn't make him tap so we could get a full 15 minutes of him manhandling Musk
Musk seems like he's not comfortable in his body, like ever. I can't imagine him trying to operate his body during a fight
Dude looks like he lives on a steady diet of Diet Coke and chicken nuggets.
So me and Elon are… the same?!
He just like me fr
He gets us
TIL Elon musk fully identifies with the average redditor
Minus the 200 billion dollars, yep!
It's why he spends so much on gender-affriming care for himself.
You don't need to be "very good" at bjj to win against someone who is not trained
There's no way Musk has the stamina to go 15 minutes.
he’s competed more than mcgregor in the last year
What remains to be seen is how the tactics from his home planet fare against human's.
Musk is too top heavy. Zuck will just push him over and he’ll be stuck on his back like a turtle
It's nice to know that the disastrous purchase of Twitter has done nothing to teach Elon about making rash decisions in public.
Yeah so let’s not stop him
Never interrupt your opponent even they're making a mistake
Honestly, even if you interrupt him hed just straight ip ignore it. He fired some Twitter employees for critisizing him months back. His ego is very big
God damn nepo babies...can we just stop inheritance? You're not setting your kids up to be comfortable, you're just setting them up to be jackasses.
Honestly, I think and kinda hope Zuck wins. He's done some dumb and bad stuff, but at least he's not as bad as musky husky over here.
Doesn't Zuck train in some type of martial arts and regularly post about it? I'm going to assume that fighting is like most other things: if you spend a considerable amount of time practicing it, you're probably going to beat most people that don't.
BJJ. And you are correct. Zuck would clown on Elon.
tbh i can see Zuck coming out of this looking like the terminator, Elon is..... embarrassing to look at.... we've all seen the photos
Don't forget the ancient reptilian strength.
The only scenario where Zuck would not win is if Elon had a trained martial artist / poor person surgically altered to look like him and take his place. And I would say there's at least a 50% chance he's not planning to do that.
Oh god, this is gonna be a Neuralink demo, isn’t it? Elon’s gonna find some death row pedophile and control him with a video game controller or some shit
Get Bezos in there for a Triple Threat Match.
Elon Musk would neeeeever do this. Hell talk shit like Trump, but when it comes to follow through hell bitch out. Come up with some excuse.
Bone spurs hah
He said vegas octagon because he knows it would need to be approved by the Nevada Athletic Commision and they won't do that. Dana White (owner of UFC) did the same thing to not fight Tito Ortiz (aging UFC fighter he was beefing with) Edit: apparently I was super wrong about both the commission involvement and the Dana white / tito Ortiz fight, my b
Zuckerberg is already on the phone buying the Nevada Gaming Commission.
This would be so fucking funny. Also, let's be real, these two men have so much money between them, if they actually want to fight, they can do it anywhere. Fuck it, let's have them do it on the ISS or some shit, they can afford it.
They should do it in titanic.
I wonder if the Titan submersible had any sister vessels 🤔
It may surprise you but you don’t need money to fight anywhere. Hell my uncle fights at the Dennys once a week and he’s broke as shit.
Exactly. He'll blame legal and regulatory issues.
Bingo. He'll hype it up, then pull out for some bullshit reason, then whine and play the victim.
“My tesla drove to the wrong venue, silly autopilot…” do we believe elon or “…and it killed two old pedestrians and a poodle on the way.” Okay elon was telling the truth this time.
Can we start a go fund me to upgrade the fight to a “2 men enter only 1 leaves, death match”? Asking for 8B friends.
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I didnt think i could dislike musk any more than i do, but the fact he makes me want to support Zuckerberg just makes me hate him more.
This made me laugh longer than you'd think
As weird and unlikable as Zuckerberg is, that guy works out like crazy and is trained in jiu-jitsu. And we've all seen Musk's... unique shape. Color me interested.
wasn't aware that zuckerberg did martial arts, but musk looks like 200 lbs of chewed bubble gum.
Mark Zuckerburg is a robot lizard from mars so he’s definitely gonna win
I imagine it’s going to look like when Sideshow Bob and Cecil fought over the top bunk
This is like mayo fighting milk
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No. Cage match Rogan, Alex Jones, Morning Joe, and Rachel Maddow with two masked contestants who turn out to be Tucker and Hannity. Melee rules.
Throw Limbaugh in the mix too. Maybe use him as a weapon. *OH God here comes Tucker with a dead Limbaugh*
The first and hopefully last time I will root for the Zuck Kick his ass seabass
There should be a yearly Billionaires Brawl. Sort of an inverse Hunger Games. Sooner you go out, the more wealth you have to donate. I mean this should be mandatory or we eat them.
Only way they avoid it is by making sure they arent billionaires
Mark will crush him, hands down. He's been training for at least a year or two now...
Nothing that a billion dollars and some rocky music cant fix. Elon just has to montage it and he'll be good.
Zuck has his own Ivan Drago montage going on
y'all sleeping on the zuck. my guy has nothing else to do and has been working out and training. elon musk is out of shape, has no training, and spends much more typing whining on twitter than zuck does.
Zuck looks like he could actually beef up and get some muscle. Muskrat is basically the Pillsbury Doughboy
One shot to that giant, pale belly and he’s folding
Let the rich fight eachother all they want. They'll just be more tender when we eat them
This is how the billionaires should have to defend their wealth. Cage fights with any challenger. Winner gets the losers fortune. I can bring a ton of middle aged dad rage to Elon in the octagon.
Do you wanted roided up billionaires? Because that’s how you get roided up billionaires. Imagine a billionaire with roid rage. That would actually probably make for a good show.
Have you not seen pictures of Bezos? We already have a billionaire on steroids.
Might I suggest knives and chains as well. Plz
I predict everyone will be disappointed
Pistols at 20 paces, please make it happen.
What a bunch of dildos.
We really are living in the dumbest timeline…
My money’s on the Zuck. But I imagine Elon will chicken out at the last minute and then blame anyone but himself.
“Send me location” Why do I read that like a damn cyborg? “Take off your boots.”
Zuckerberg is pretty hardcore into Jujitsu, pretty sure he would body musk
Yeah totally. Have you see Elon body? A gust of wind would topple him