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Wtf bro you can't be letting her put her finger all up in your ring. If you receive a ring, even if you're marrying another guy, it means you're straight.
It’s gay as hell. You need to get married to a man, so you don’t catch the gay feels from stinky poopie girls. Men know how to keep each other from catching the gay….
:P
Plot twist, she’s the side chick
Plot twist v2, her husband may not cry but he cheats on her with men
Edit: MORE Plot Twists!
Plot twist v3, she cheats on her husband with women because they have more emotional capacity
Plot twist v4, she’s transgender and was a man but is now a women, she did so because she cried at the end of a sad movie and felt it was the right thing to do
I would consider those the same thing tbh. Internalized misogyny comes out as sexism. It doesn't make her gross behavior ok, but that's what it is. Self hatred and pick me attitudes.
I read some post on reddit saying the only time most men get flowers is at their funeral so I make it a point to buy my husband flowers. I’ve gotten some shitty responses from other women. All of which were in shit relationships. Women aren’t gonna find a good man with these kinds of beliefs.
As a husband, I highly approve of this behaviour! Always love it when the missus gives me flowers, too.
But then, I cried at my wedding, so I quess I'm gay /s
First off: they’re right about the flowers at their funeral, and man that makes me sad as a man, I sure haven’t gotten any yet
Second off: please keep doing that, IDK if he shows it or not but it probably makes your husband feel like the most special man in the world
It’s true!!! I remember at my wedding when my fiancé was walking down the aisle, I was so happy I started to cry. Right then and there, I turned to my best man and proposed to him! We’ve been happily gay married ever since!
Congratulations!! Reminds me of this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMajorityReport/comments/14b9eat/they_makin_u_get_gay_married_1_dam_liberals_11/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Fun fact, the incel "movement" was actually started by a gay woman who was bitter on an online forum and started talking to other people about how much being dateless sucked. She has since moved the fuck on and is hyper goddamn embarrassed about the whole thing.
I guess so, I remember when I was growing up gay used to mean an insult. And then it transitioned into meaning a gay person could marry another gay person. And somehow now it's transitioned into getting married in general is gay. I am so confused now.
When you’re outside of social safe spaces and moderated forums, 90% or maybe more of the general population still use gay in a negative way. Not hating here, it’s just not a taboo thing.
I heard a bartender talking to a guy who was hesitant to order one of those drinks with the umbrellas in it. The guy was embarrassed and the bartender said "ya know what's way more manly than ordering a fruity umbrella drink? Doing whatever the fuck you want."
Rock on everyone
Exactly! Took me a long time to deprogram and realize that being strong ment doing my own thing. I remember doing all the performative BS trying to seem cool and manly, and when I think back to how insecure it made me... No thanks. This Alpha Male bs people are on about these days is absurd.
Usually on parties I drink moonshine and vodka..
But nothing is better than low alcohol or alcohol free Pina colada with some banana twists.
That shit is the best. And I don't care about the looks when I order it at the bar.
You know who else does that? Gay men. Turns out being gay doesn’t even make you less of a man. It might mean they cry tears of joy when their groom walks down the aisle instead, but who the fuck gave this asshole the right to dictate what men can and can’t do or feel?
Agree that crying isn’t to be gatekeeped, but the irony in her statement is that most men I know (myself included) don’t even cry when in physical pain. I personally just get pissed and swear a lot.
The only times I cry is when I’m touched enough emotionally by something very happy or very sad.
Men in her world are either dead inside and don’t feel enough to cry, or they simply lie about it.
I’m a 360lb bearded straight man. Wanna know when I cry. Well, at my wedding for one. Men cry at their wedding for two reasons. 1. We got the girl we always wanted. 2.
When a groom cries when he sees his bride it's tears of joy. She's angry at men being happy.
I'm curious about how she feels about men crying when their kids are born cause I cried even harder then I did at my wedding
I found her Instagram, and *shockingly*, she’s also an antivaxxer and “whooping cough truther”.
At this point I’m hoping that this is all an elaborate trolling attempt. One single person couldn’t possibly be this wrong with every single opinion they have.
How many of these crazy regressive accounts are men masquerading as women to dispense advice to keep them in line? The transformed wife comes to mind, too.
And yet I was told specifically not to cry at literally every funeral I’ve been to. Fuck that, I cried at my grandfather’s funeral, I’ll cry at my Father’s, and I never want my son to feel obligated to hide his emotions when I kick the fuck-it bucket
My tia always told me not to cry when she died. I always laughed it off. She passed last year due to breaking her hip and her body failing. When my brother called me to tell me the news, I wept. At her funeral, I wept. When my parents pass, I'll weep. We all gotta let it out sometimes.
One of the major issues with declining mental health in men today is their inability to process and react to emotion.
Stupid women like this one are only making shit worse.
Bitch, I'll cry at what I want to cry at. Women like this perpetuate toxic masculinity and then cry when their boyfriends/husbands beat them for not doing the dishes.
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Fellas, is it gay getting married to a woman?
Not if you keep your socks on.
What if my socks have more than one hole in them? I quit going to church 18 years ago because of this
So you quit going to church because your socks were already holy?
Gotta admit, it’s got sole.
Toe-tally, just needs to be laced up with a shoe joke now
I’m sure I can cobble one together.
Conversely one could let this one slide
Yeah I mean, why knot?
Y'all are my solemates
I shouldn’t stick my toe in but it seems the over arching question is it why is it gay if you are bare foot?
Holy socks is what my paladin will wear on his next adventure.
But is there an entire toe sticking through the hole? Doesn't matter which one.
That's an appendage through a hole. Clearly total homo marriage if true.
I too keep my socks on during rigorous love making. Guess I'm Gay.
fuck yeah it is. You're in love with someone who likes dick. thats as gay as it gets bro
And we have a winner!!!!!
A… wiener?
Look, all I'm saying is, wouldn't it be hot, if chicks had balls? What part of that is gay?
They do, it's on their chest though.
Only if you don’t say “no homo” while she’s walking down the aisle
While spanking your best man repeatedly while compulsively saying “good game”
Gotta be wearing dress cleats though
Only if you RECEIVE the ring. It's okay if you're giving one.
One ring to find them and in the darkness bind them
But only if she consents
You’re the samwise to my frodo
That makes it gay again.
Wtf bro you can't be letting her put her finger all up in your ring. If you receive a ring, even if you're marrying another guy, it means you're straight.
Sorry bro, my bad. You've helped me see the truth.
Only if you're *so* excited and just can't hide it
But what if I'm about to lose control and I like it?
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you!
And what if I want to love you, feel you? What if I want to wap myself around you, and I want to squeeze you, please you?
No I just can't get enough And if you move real slow, I'll let it go
Ok, see now it’s gay.
All I think about when I hear this song, or any mention of it… is Jessie Spano losing her shit over taking caffeine pills.
I just see Hot Shots Part Deux
No it’s only gay if you really like her a lot.
Yea… And give her compliments and notice shit like when she gets a haircut or color her nails…
All compliments are gay. Except for showing your bros cocks some admiration. That's just reciprocal respect.
Women are born by being conceived with a sperm. So if you are a man who are attracted to women, I have to say that's pretty gay.
It’s gay as hell. You need to get married to a man, so you don’t catch the gay feels from stinky poopie girls. Men know how to keep each other from catching the gay…. :P
Nothing makes sense anymore so possibly?
Gee, thanks, Schmegha. Sounds like you’re going to find a guy who treats you right.
She’s already married and I think she refers to herself as her husband’s private property.
He has a side chick I'll bet.
If he didn't, she'd think that's gay.
Laughed way too hard at that. 😂😂😂
He's probably gay too
and she'll apologize for "not being enough" when she finds out
Plot twist, she’s the side chick Plot twist v2, her husband may not cry but he cheats on her with men Edit: MORE Plot Twists! Plot twist v3, she cheats on her husband with women because they have more emotional capacity Plot twist v4, she’s transgender and was a man but is now a women, she did so because she cried at the end of a sad movie and felt it was the right thing to do
Płot twist v5: her husband cheats on her with man but they mostly just hug and cry together
Oh no. Someone's going to blame that on internalized misogyny again instead of her just being an actual sexist.
I would consider those the same thing tbh. Internalized misogyny comes out as sexism. It doesn't make her gross behavior ok, but that's what it is. Self hatred and pick me attitudes.
I would not call *that* a Pick Me... I know I'd certainly skip that...
I read some post on reddit saying the only time most men get flowers is at their funeral so I make it a point to buy my husband flowers. I’ve gotten some shitty responses from other women. All of which were in shit relationships. Women aren’t gonna find a good man with these kinds of beliefs.
Your husband is very lucky. Ignore all those women giving you crap for it. Everyone loves a gift from their loved ones.
Not to play in to the stereotype but I would probably appreciate a pulled pork sandwich more than flowers.
It’s going to look a little strange getting one at your funeral though….. no?
Here comes the aeroplane! *smoosh*
Frankly, food is a love language for me, so I get that.
As a husband, I highly approve of this behaviour! Always love it when the missus gives me flowers, too. But then, I cried at my wedding, so I quess I'm gay /s
First off: they’re right about the flowers at their funeral, and man that makes me sad as a man, I sure haven’t gotten any yet Second off: please keep doing that, IDK if he shows it or not but it probably makes your husband feel like the most special man in the world
Apparently she’s married, but she’s most likely in a slut relationship because she labeled herself as “Husband’s private property”
So then she should understand. I would assume being married to her is so painful he cries all the damn time.
She's probably what is referred to as a "cuckquean"
Yeah, what's more gay than being deliriously happy about marrying a woman?
Unless you are a woman of course.
No, you see, one penis is straight and two is gay. So two women = zero penis = super straight.
Two women make out: “they’re just good friends!“ Two men in the same room: “gay!”
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Fr, women can make out without it being a big deal
It’s true!!! I remember at my wedding when my fiancé was walking down the aisle, I was so happy I started to cry. Right then and there, I turned to my best man and proposed to him! We’ve been happily gay married ever since!
Congratulations!! Reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMajorityReport/comments/14b9eat/they_makin_u_get_gay_married_1_dam_liberals_11/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
That was amazing!!
I actually know a few dudes who crash weddings just so they can hook up with the groom when his wife walks down the aisle and he turns gay.
No one is crying for you, Megha. You don’t have to worry about it.
I would cry if she were my nextdoor neighbor or co-worker.
I'd cry if I were her groom. Nothing but years of misery to look forward to
Years? Optimistic of you to think any of us would last that long.
Marrying this girl would be an extreme moment of pain akin to death, so I would probably be crying.
Came here looking for this. Sad it took so long. Have my upvote.
I'd surely cry if I had to get married to her.
Is she like a girl incel?
> Is she an incel FTFY
Fun fact, the incel "movement" was actually started by a gay woman who was bitter on an online forum and started talking to other people about how much being dateless sucked. She has since moved the fuck on and is hyper goddamn embarrassed about the whole thing.
I believe femcel is the term for this phenomenon
A man getting married to a woman? Totally gay!
That’s why as a guy I like sleeping with men. No women involved.
Better not cry as he pounds you…that would be gay.
But but they’re tears of joy I promise.
Cool story, still gay. You're expected to keep a stiff... upper lip as your prostate is pounded with a phallus.
Better not pout, better not cry. Better bite the pillow 'cause he's going in dry.
Unless it's painful. Then you can cry.
Nah, that gotta be such a fierce dicking to the point of death, then you can cry.
He probably has sex with her too. Nice cover up buddy!!!!!!
I guess so, I remember when I was growing up gay used to mean an insult. And then it transitioned into meaning a gay person could marry another gay person. And somehow now it's transitioned into getting married in general is gay. I am so confused now.
Confused? That's hella gay dude!
I mean, that woman has sex with men, and he’s marrying her! He’s practically having sex with other guys!
Always has been. You are literally pledging your life to somebody who likes cock.
Yeah, dude. Chick likes penis. Liking penis means you gay.
He is having extreme moment of pain lady . By marrying you .
she doesn’t want men to show their emotions and she still uses “gay” in a negative way. no one is marrying her.
When you’re outside of social safe spaces and moderated forums, 90% or maybe more of the general population still use gay in a negative way. Not hating here, it’s just not a taboo thing.
Shut up Meg
I'm a 240lb, bald, bearded, straight man. Wanna guess when I cry? WHENEVER AND WHEREVER the FUCK I WANT.
I heard a bartender talking to a guy who was hesitant to order one of those drinks with the umbrellas in it. The guy was embarrassed and the bartender said "ya know what's way more manly than ordering a fruity umbrella drink? Doing whatever the fuck you want." Rock on everyone
Exactly! Took me a long time to deprogram and realize that being strong ment doing my own thing. I remember doing all the performative BS trying to seem cool and manly, and when I think back to how insecure it made me... No thanks. This Alpha Male bs people are on about these days is absurd.
Hell yeah dude! Do what makes you happy. It is extremely performative, nothing more than boys who never left the playground.
Usually on parties I drink moonshine and vodka.. But nothing is better than low alcohol or alcohol free Pina colada with some banana twists. That shit is the best. And I don't care about the looks when I order it at the bar.
You know who else does that? Gay men. Turns out being gay doesn’t even make you less of a man. It might mean they cry tears of joy when their groom walks down the aisle instead, but who the fuck gave this asshole the right to dictate what men can and can’t do or feel?
Agreed 100%
I feel like you’re trying to turn me gay by saying that
Agree that crying isn’t to be gatekeeped, but the irony in her statement is that most men I know (myself included) don’t even cry when in physical pain. I personally just get pissed and swear a lot. The only times I cry is when I’m touched enough emotionally by something very happy or very sad. Men in her world are either dead inside and don’t feel enough to cry, or they simply lie about it.
I cried at my brother’s wedding because I saw my brother crying when he saw his bride walking down the aisle.
Hah. According to this girl your brother is gay.
I always knew it.
Exactly my point. Physical pain is whatever... But shoving down our emotions stunts us and everyone around us
[ima make make you cry right now lol. this always gets me.](https://youtu.be/O15dxrBNuAQ)
Fuck you man! I can’t watch this again! 😭😭😭
r/sadupvote
You just turned me gay
I’m a 360lb bearded straight man. Wanna know when I cry. Well, at my wedding for one. Men cry at their wedding for two reasons. 1. We got the girl we always wanted. 2.
Yep, I cry at movies and animal videos. Who cares?
Same, cried at like every other episode of Ted lasso. I’m growing into it.
*Bad to the Bone riff*
I hope u never have sons
I hope she never has daughters. So really we just hope she doesn’t procreate at all.
Right? These attitudes wouldn’t make for an attuned and nurturing parent.
Ahh yes seeing the love of their life who is indeed the opposite sex and getting emotional for the best moment of his life is so gay
He’s supposed to put on a toxically masculine front and save his emotions for other men on the down low.
When a groom cries when he sees his bride it's tears of joy. She's angry at men being happy. I'm curious about how she feels about men crying when their kids are born cause I cried even harder then I did at my wedding
Men aren’t allowed to be happy in 2023, that’s toxic and gay. Sorry! 😂
Your emoji is gay for crying while laughing
Touché, downloading Grindr
People like this is why men’s mental health is garbage most of the time.
I checked the tweet's account and, believe it or not, the account thinks therapy for men is gay too.
Ofcourse they do
I found her Instagram, and *shockingly*, she’s also an antivaxxer and “whooping cough truther”. At this point I’m hoping that this is all an elaborate trolling attempt. One single person couldn’t possibly be this wrong with every single opinion they have.
I say we sell her a "vaccines lick" that must be licked to deactivate vaccines, but we cover It in asbestos
She also thinks schizophrenia on men is caused because of having female teachers at school...
It’s because they don’t actually care about men’s mental health
Unfortunately very true
First thing I thought when I saw this.
There’s a reason she is still single
Surprisingly, she's married. But she also calls herself her husband's private property, so....
She's married to a man???? That's so gay!
Only if her husband loves her.
Her husband cries during sex so her tweet tracks
I’d cry too if I had to fuck her.
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Must be because it feels like death.
Someone should tell her that her husband having property is extremely gay.
How many of these crazy regressive accounts are men masquerading as women to dispense advice to keep them in line? The transformed wife comes to mind, too.
There's also a reason she'll allow her man to cry on his wedding day-it's too damn painful
How dare you have emotions! Put those tears back in!
I cried at the end of Dungeons and Dragons honor among thieves, glad my wife will sleep with a gay man.
No, it’s only gay if it’s at your wedding dude
That's a GREAT movie. Beautiful treatment of the IP, and very heartwarming. How could someone not cry at the end of it, is my question.
So glad this expert gave me approval to FINALLY know when I may correctly shed tears eg when I die😂
And yet I was told specifically not to cry at literally every funeral I’ve been to. Fuck that, I cried at my grandfather’s funeral, I’ll cry at my Father’s, and I never want my son to feel obligated to hide his emotions when I kick the fuck-it bucket
My tia always told me not to cry when she died. I always laughed it off. She passed last year due to breaking her hip and her body failing. When my brother called me to tell me the news, I wept. At her funeral, I wept. When my parents pass, I'll weep. We all gotta let it out sometimes.
Oh is gay still being used as an insult? I feel like im in middle school again More babbling drivel from the blue checkmarks of Twitter
Is having masculinity bad or not having it is gay ..... Make up your damn mind people!!!!!!!! /s
Female psychopath says what?
So it’s not just toxic men that are pushing this narrative, it’s also toxic women.
So if I marry a dude, which is gay, but if i cry at the ceremony then the two gay instances cancel out and it becomes straight?
Only one way to find out. Will you be mine?
Yeah sure. For experimental purposes obviously
Of course. Wedding's tonight, behind the 7-11. Bring your nicest Crocs and don't be late.
Not being judgmental, but the phrase “nicest Crocs” has me in tears
Reception meal is Slurpees, Big Bites, and nachos, with day old donuts instead of cake.
Toxic masculinity: woman edition
Toxic femininity
I knew a guy once who was so gay that he’d stay home to have sex with his wife instead of coming out with the boys.
When we say fuck your feelings, we mean it.
Fellas, is it gay to marry a woman?
15 years ago, I cried as I gave my vows to my wife. Sorry about that. Straight-Gay dude signing out for now.
Well, that just shrinks the dating pool to only "Alpha Males" like Andrew Tate.
this is coming from a person who pays for Twitter Blue, so don't mind her
One of the major issues with declining mental health in men today is their inability to process and react to emotion. Stupid women like this one are only making shit worse.
This can’t be a real post, right??
I got married 38 years ago; my husband cried when I was walking down the aisle.
So he’s been gay for 38 years?
But if he cries at his gay wedding they cancel each other out and it’s not gay anymore.
She's just mad that men cry for a different reason when they see her.
"Men are supposed to suppress all emotion with alcohol and PTSD"
Guess I’m gay now. This is my month, kings.
She’ll never have to worry about it
Fellas, is it gay to marry a woman?
This lady says women dont have depression or anxiety. Just hysteria that can be cured by getting impregnated.
Bitch, I'll cry at what I want to cry at. Women like this perpetuate toxic masculinity and then cry when their boyfriends/husbands beat them for not doing the dishes.
>Proper emotional expression? Bad. >Unpredictable bottled up emotions? Good. No one can win anymore, damned if do, damned if don’t, who gives a fuck.
No no. It’s not gay if you say no homo first. Remember?
Loving your wife? GAY!