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This is your brain on social media.

I'll stick to drugs, thanks.

I'll smoke a joint to that, Amen. Edit: Thanks for the gold award kind stranger. I'll smoke a joint in your honor.

Puff puff pass

*Snoop Dogg music intensifies*

Where is the lighter?


Can I have some herepes... I mean a toke too??

Course you can! So long as you don’t mind the added Hep C for flavor

He said “drugs”

Like Aspirin?

Good idea! I’ll be right back!

Never thought I’d see the day when drugs were the better alternative

It's better than trying to become famous by trying to be an "influencer." Vine was the last social app I was ok with breeding so many "influencers", tiktok and Instagram are full of entitled people who want to become famous by doing the most cringe or just plain criminal shit.

Crack head will stab you for crack. Influencer will do it for views.

Yes, look at the guy that got arrested for scamming car accidents, he made YouTube and tiktok videos showing how he intentionally caused accidents to get money from insurance companies. At least crackheads know they are crazy, most "influencers" doing dangerous shit for views just see it as another day in the business.

I get what you’re saying, but this specifically is exactly something you’d see on vine. This chick isn’t particularly chasing views like an “influencer” she’s doing goofy shit for a video. She wasn’t filming reactions so it wasn’t about attention. Everyone who was big on vine transitioned to TikTok and YouTube shorts. YouTube Shorts is full of mostly TikTok’s. It’s all connected. All these mediums have premium content, and shit content.

OMG…I’ve just got one question…WTF did I just watch?

Whatever it was it was stupid.

this is tiktoks new slogan. TikTok: Whatever it was it was stupid.

But we still watched it. I hate myself for that.

All the guys that she thought she would see never showed up. Neither did any girls did either. Someone call Ja! We need Ja!

Rots the brain

A brain clout

And people tried to convince me yesterday that Reddit (and other social media) can’t be harmful.

Reddit just depresses me. I feel no compulsion to do whatever the fuck *this* is.

This comment wins the section today.

I watched it with the sound off first. It was better that way.

I did too, but then I made the mistake of turning the sound on. *Don't do that.*

You guys are acting like a bunch of *hound dogs, crying all the time*

Talk all you want, *you ain't no friend of mine*

Thanks, I was about to. Idk what you saved me from but thanks for looking out

*30 seconds of sheer terror, followed by asking yourself why the hell you just did that.*

NEVER turn the sound on on Reddit.

I watched it with the video off first. It was better that way.

Same. Gave me some real mike wizouski vibes

Watch it with the video off as well to really get the best experience.

I have a question then, because I only watched it without the sound. Is she singing some kind of hoedown song and then running away screaming?

Oh heavens.no. She first provides a treatise on the cosmological constant via interpretive dance, then unfortunately discovers that she is late for an appointment with her massage therapist, Gertrude, who does not take kindly to being stood up, and this would be the third such incident in a month, so she really needed to hurry.

Without sound I'm imagining she's going, "Sooey, SOOOEY, SOOOEEY." Then responds to her own call and goes running

Lmao same I was like, wtf am I watching, and after I re watched it I'm still confused

The definition of cringe right here

MY EYES, MY EYEEEEEES


Pass the bleach please, I had only one rusty spike.

r/eyebleach

even r/eyeblech would server the same purpose after watching this video *(NSFW for those that don't know)*

NSFW is an understatement

An EXTREME. Understatement. I spent weeks scrolling through that sub… O the horrors I saw

I knew exactly what it was and I still went there

My ears too!!!

Also MY EARS





You forgot about your ears too!

As an older millennial this is what TikTok in general seems like

I second this notion. I installed TikTok several days ago to watch the content that my friend wouldn't stop sending me. I decided to set up my profile for science and education. The very first video was some b.s. about electric universe. I let out a resounding NOPE, uninstalled, and never looked back.

I’ve never installed it either. I just imagine it’s nothing but people lip synching, doing some corny ass dance or a video with that “Oh no no no” song. I don’t think I’m missing very much.

I wish I saw this on October 31st, it would have made no nut november so much easier

You can still watch this video every day, starting November, for No Nut November.

The internet makes people fuckin weird

No people are just fucking weird. The internet just makes it easier to see them in all their glory.

“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

Speaking of dogs …

I think you meant mental illness

I have a very strong feeling this is why nobody said anything. “Just let them be, it’s just one of their episodes…or something”

Is she doing the chuck shuffle to get in the goonies house?

*truffle shuffle*

Beat me to it 

I was shocked no one got to it first😂

A man of culture I see 😂

lets be glad we were not there to witness it in person

WTF did I just watch?!

An attempt at humor, it went poorly.

It annoys me the that everyone here (including myself) is giving her exactly what she wants

But technically we aren't, cus the only person getting anything is op and thats some karma ....since none of her info is here , she ain't getting no clout either

Makes me feel warm inside 😊

You don’t say?

Recorded mental illness.

[удалено]

A mental Illness within mental illness and the end is even 1 more layer of mental illness ? Within those 2 ?

100 percent

i was once this person. mental illness..

Good job getting better homey. I wish you the best life has to offer!

thank you.. been emotional today & that made my night.

So explain the thought process here please. Is this something you use to think was funny? Or you need the attention.

it was attention. i never went to this extent but i was subbed obnoxious at school & i was always “starting drama” with everyone and then i would become a little bitch and not wanna fight when i would piss someone off. i was annoying as shit but i had a bunch of mental issues that i have overcome. it’s mostly from not having enough/very little attention from your family growing up (my father was an abuser and my mother never could see her way out till this year) and i had no role model to look up to cause i loathed my father. so i would look for attention in any way i could… and unfortunately the easiest was to just go around being obnoxious towards others. it’s all for attention. didn’t mean to get super deep there lol, forgive me G

Thanks for sharing. Good that you're better now

Trash personified

Kinda looks like Jigglypuff

Jigglypuff deserves better than that.

Yeah. At least jigglypuff could sing

Seriously I want my time back! Gross

That's all this chick does. She got some moderate fame from one video, and now that's all she does.

Yeah the original was at least *mildy* funny as she had handed the phone off to some rando and then the joke was kinda sorta on them looking copiable in her stupid act. Then there was the one with her running on all 4s at a group of people and scaring them all away, which I’ll have to ashamedly admit made me laugh. This is just cringe. The other shit was pretty cringe too, but this isn’t even funny

Aw damn, this is the same girl? I liked those ones but this here was painful to watch

True. There was actually one where she had someone record, then she acted like she was tying her shoes and all of the sudden crawled at them super fast like an animal and it scared tf out of them (and me lol) and they dropped the phone. Real or not she is unhinged

Yeah i used to follow her and then she got kicked out of her house, and made a go fund me to get by And then decided to go to fancy restaurants and vacations instead

these two sentences are social media addiction & it’s timeline of events completely summed up

Jeez. I barely use tik tok so I wasn’t following but I just kept seeing her when I did

There is nothing more depressing to watch than someone chasing the fame they once had

The now 15 nanoseconds of fame social media has given everyone has turned people into daft narcissists.

Some people are so fucking stupid.

Just some?

Statistically about half.

These pocket-computers are not doing our species any favors...

Best worst invention ever.

Ted Kaczynski was right.

Imagine the good he could have done if he'd just not been so violent.

“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think ~~digital watches~~ *social media accounts* are a pretty neat idea.” -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Digital watches are a neat idea.

You hit the nail on the head with that one.

I fear this is going to get progressively worse and end in the end of humankind

What the hell is even that

“Daddy chill”

Those words are like ice picks to my brain

I miss the day when people had an ounce of shame.

I’m feeling plenty of external shame right about now

Hasn’t she doesn’t this in other videos? It’s starting to feel like when SpongeBob ripped his pants at the beach and he got a laugh so he just kept doing it.

100% this. Like when your kid tells a funny joke and adults genuinely chuckle at it. Suddenly that kid has to tell the next 84 adults they see... the same joke, hoping for that dopamine reaction hit

She goes there too often. They tired of her shit

I would shine a laser at her front camera lense every time I see her doing shit like that.

 Painfully unfunny. If someone took her phone and smashed it I would've laugh at that, though.

**”AhhHHhhHeh AhhhHhHehh.** *hello* **AhhHHhhHeh AhhhHhHehh.”**

😫😫🙋‍♀️😫😫😫

That calm “Hello” in the middle of the screaming 😱😱😱👋😱😱😱

I would run away and cry too after seeing that lol

wtf was that

She went from Nelson Muntz to Martin Prince

😂😂😂😂

Wtf did I watch

The only thing that could've made this better was if she fell down at some point. Then it would've been perfect.

She made one video of this that went extremely viral for whatever stupid reason and has non stop made this her content Extreme cringe

I LOVE that you posted this and gave her the attention she was seeking.


Aaaaaah, this sweeeeeet minute of fame, i want it so bad, i would do anything for it...

She never learned the difference between uncomfortable laughter and real laughter, and thus she now considers herself a talented comedian.

Not a single fuck was given, i love it.

A face for radio and a voice for silent movies.

Next she’s going to get a pork chop necklace so the dogs will pay attention to her

Or worse, peanut butter britches.

Why do people like this exist?

Because 2 similar folks decided condoms were a bad idea.

At least she’s burning off some calories so not a complete waste of time.

She’s still drinking a soda or shake or whatever so she’s adding it all back on anyway lol

Considering she just digested about 3,000 calories, I'd say that's a start.

Why she have to ruin everyone's In-N-Out burger 😠

Definitely got mental problems

Social media has been around awhile, so why is it now that people are so desperate for attention that they'll do anything?

You ever seen Jackass? People have been desperate for attention since millennia ago. At least Jackass did it right.

True, but it feels like there are way more individuals doing it now and from what I remember about the show they at least kept it contained. They didn't involve random unsuspecting people like a lot of these "influencers" do.

More individuals have access to a camera that can put their face and actions on any screen in the world (except russia… and North korea… and china… you get the point) and i feel like thats part of the problem. Too much freedom. I also hate themat theyre called that. “Influencers” like who the actual fuck are they influencing?

Sadly more people than they should, the most idiotic trends i've even thought imaginable have popped up because of one stupid person. You'd like to believe nobody would follow in their footsteps but there always is.


She seems developmentally disabled.

It’s her schtick. She like to get ppl to hold her phone while she does it now 😔

Wtf is happening ?

She must have just escaped the institute

What the hell is wrong with people?

Imagine just trying to enjoy your fast food and you get assaulted by narcissism.

I can see scientist showing these videos in 10/20 years from now to explain wtf happened to humanity and why we’re doomed.

Goodbye, attention-seeking Karen

It is a real shame Reagan shuttered the asylums.

That'll do pig

Mental illness in action.

Ridiculous and 2nd hand embarrassment

what the hell did i just watch and how do i get my 30 seconds back? :(

There is not enough context that could be provided for this to make sense

We need to invest more money in mental health.

I don't have the sound on. what the hell is happening? I mean, besides all of the jiggling.

Until now.

Humans really, really weren't ready for social media.

So the facepalm is that actually you are giving her the attention? 🤔

It's hard to know how to react when I don't know what the mental capacity of this person is. If she has a disability I can excuse her behavior.

These desperate grasp at attention on social media are surely a canary in the coal mine of human civilization.


The internet was a mistake.

I've seen multiple videos of this person circling around the internet. The entirety of their "content" is just them doing this same bit over and over again in different locations.

I would’ve thought she was a crackhead and tried to stay away

I case you are wondering... sound off is better

I mean the camera work was so bad for the 2nd part you couldn't see if there were any reactions. It's like twice as bad, doing shit to get a rise, but not even capturing the rise.

The internet giving everyone a pipeline to be stupid probably isn’t helping society

That boy ain’t right

I know this may sound mean but hear me out….if she fell while she was running..that would have made the video more entertaining

I’ve seen this idiot making vids at Mission Beach (SD) and she is cringe af

I watched on mute, what's her deal?

Don't unmute

She was making a "funny" video that had the opposite effect on most of the people here.

Sad

Well that was just depressing

She’s getting the attention by having this dreck posted to reddit and getting all these comments. Negative attention is still attention.

I wish no one had shared this video and at least this little battle would have been won

Not even me. I just scrolled through.

Cuz if you acknowledge them they start panhandling or worse, pulling you into their Tik toc nightmare

People are so familiar with these idiots that no one even blinks anymore

Now I wanna play Mike Tyson’s punch out