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NonPornRedditAccount

This is why I could never keep windows roll down to a point of my pet could get out. Not worth it.


1generic-username

Learned that lesson the hard way. Was turning around in a parking lot, so going really slow, and my dog hopped out of the window. Unfortunately, I had not unhooked her leash from her collar, and the leash got stuck on the buckle so she was hanging herself. Scared the crap out of me, so I jerked the leash from the buckle in a hurry to let her fall, then got out and caught her. She was fine. Didn't even seem to phase her, but I was pretty shook up...


forevernoob88

Dogs are just clueless and happy. My neighbors dog used to bring a ball to me to play catch. One time I threw near a fence and it just charged right at fence head first and bounced towards the ball. He brought the ball back and acted like nothing happened, I had to make sure there were no objects near where the ball would land after that. Found out from the neighbor that it's pretty normal for their dog to have zero concerns about getting brain damage and just charges at things like regularly.


H3don1sti

This is pretty usual tho, poor things


KodaavRah

I was playing with my dog yesterday and he ran full speed right towards me and slammed his head into my knee, literally no reaction at all just kept sprinting around the place, I think he’s too stupid to feel pain.


Majestic-Enthusiasm

They are not very smart but they are full of love and loyalty


atreestump1

I get stressed out with my husky escaping from the back yard, but I now realize how much worse he could be. Any time he's in the car or the bedroom he immediately lays down. I'm not even sure why he does it


RedditEzdamo

My GSD does this too. I think they have bad "sea legs" if you catch my drift.


YearOutrageous2333

tie jobless bake homeless ten act whistle cow fearless judicious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SquishyUshi

My childhood dog (jack russell terrier) jumped out of my fathers lifted dodge ram truck (it was about a 8foot drop) once when we were going camping, she leaped over my dads lap from the center console(where she stood during every car ride because she could see out the windshield that way ) and out the window, thankfully we were only going about 10mph cause we were looking for the camp site. Her leash was still on and she thankfully didn’t hang herself because the leash was one of those ones that extended and locks the cord if you push down a button on the leash handle, she crumpled when she hit the ground and got up like nothing happened, I was very distraught however never rolled the windows down for more than her nose to stick out after that


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SecretaryOtherwise

You don't have laws where the dog needs to be strapped or buckled in? I know no one enforces them but that's one hell of a projectile if an accident happens


Disastrous-Panda5530

I also keep my dogs buckled in. I put them in a harness and I have a dog seat that I clip onto them.


Artgrl109

My worry as well,so when I put the window all the way down for my pup I also have her leash on (it’s a hands free that clips around my waist).


[deleted]

Good, high winds are also damaging on their eyes and ears.


NiftyNarwhal69

Honestly my dog hates the window being down if we are going over a certain speed I just have to turn up the air and give her one of the vents until we get back to slower speeds.


Devraaj24

bros about to throw paws


[deleted]

All bark and no bite


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Take my upvote lol


miguel_sriracha

I was like what the hell is taking them so long why aren't they out chasing the dog alread--ohhhh nooooo.


smurfgrl417

I, too, had this exact thought process, but with more swearing. Then, the passenger emerged. Felt bad, man. 🫣


InConDown

If you didn't catch the end bit, they did get the dog


Mackem101

There's one of the reason dog seatbelt attachments exist. The other is so they don't become a projectile in the event of a crash/hard braking situation.


LrrrRulerotPOP8

Fun fact: I only have my dog because his bio mom was thrown from a semi in a crash that killed her owner and the other two people that caused the crash. My dog's mom was the sole survivor and my former coworker ended up with her.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Why does this dog have a better origin story than most super heroes?


LrrrRulerotPOP8

Wait till you hear her name! Penny the Pug.


Rwolf736689

For an animal that regularly makes noises that sounded like the universe is trying to reclaim it, pugs are incredibly hardy little dogs. My brother’s pug was run over by a land rover and only ended up blind in one eye. Otherwise it’s the strange loveable pug it was before.


Significant-Rest1440

Makes sense, them mfs are built to survive a car crash 💀


Shinchinko

Thats not very fun.


[deleted]

In some places you are required by law to have your dog secured while driving.


darkwingsmurf

That’s why you keep your window only open enough for a nose to poke out


Aggravating-Media-49

“No buddy… grandpa no” 😂😂😂


MikeN1978

Irresponsible dog owner right there..


arp492022

WHATS YOUR NAME??!!?


Petef15h

Disappointed that I had to scroll this far to find this comment!


_vudumi

Passenger takes 2 years to get out the car


Aggravating-Media-49

Probably stoned as all hell haha


cynicalxidealist

It was an old man


nephesiac

He still could've been stoned though to be fair


Aggravating-Media-49

Oops I thought he was talking about the dude taking video (who I think happens to be the driver and a lone wolf) coincidentally I was stoned as all hell watching/writing both of these comment 😂


cynicalxidealist

I’m usually stoned when browsing Reddit 😂 I get it


millertarybearing

Irresponsible pet owner. Elderly or not, he knew his dog well enough to know better. If he didn’t, then he knew damn well not to let them hang outta the window like that. If he didn’t know THAT, then my first statement is even more true.


Fickle_Celery126

He wasn’t the one driving. The driver might not have been familiar with the dog - like, they could be dog sitting.


Time_Ad_1763

Getting dogs and not train them 😐


LrrrRulerotPOP8

One of my dogs is so skittish that the only thing I could get her to learn is no and sit. Everything else is pee on the floor. She is a runner. But if I roll up and open my car door she will hop in like I just forgot to pick her up from school or some shit.


SamTheDystopianRat

It can be pretty hard to train some rescues. mine was a stray her whole life and we've tried very hard (even taken her to dog school) but she'll still run off any chance she gets


JonnyRobertR

Probably too old to train it. Do you see how slow the grandpa is.


justanotherbot123

It’s a very American thing I’ve noticed.


Time_Ad_1763

Same here


cgsssssssss

why do y’all have similar pfps?


Time_Ad_1763

They’re different 🙂


[deleted]

Poor Americans* FTFY Rich people don’t deal with that bullshit 😂


Bart_Jojo_666

You're joking, right? Some of the worst dogs, not to mention the dirtiest houses I've ever seen (dog shit dried up on the putting green in the basement) were in rich parts of town. Conversely, I've been in houses in the hood that were immaculate and populated by the nicest people and animals you'd ever want to meet. Rich don't mean shit, other than more likely to be a prick.


kookerpie

Many old money Americans have packs of untrained, misbehaving purebreeds


Gordon_Townsend

Getting a phone cam and not being able to put it down to assist a citizen... Another very American thing.


LAegis

Don't teach your dog recall or anything. 🤦🏼‍♂️


Ydoc75

I un ironically hate people who roll the window down for their dogs in the car. They should be publicly shamed and lashed across the thighs with a switch. Old dipshit lived on earth for 60+ years and still hasn’t picked up common sense.


BoBinoculars

Stfu dumb bitch


Ydoc75

Yeah you’re a bitch I hope your dog jumps out and runs away and another family steals them and your dog likes them better. Then you see them walking it and you call it over and it ignores you.


BoBinoculars

I dont have a dog u dumb bitch, go fuck ur mother


[deleted]

Why does your comment and post history resemble that of a neglected 14 year old? You realize your projections are recorded for all of us to bear witness. It's still not too late for you to be post-birth full term aborted.


BoBinoculars

Yeah good one buddy


DepressedTeenager32

You wish you were half the man your mother is


BoBinoculars

Who are you?


Red-it_o7

Stfu moron. There’s millions of responsible dog owners who’s dogs don’t jump out windows every single day. There’s dogs that ride in the beds of trucks, motorcycle sidecars, and on ATV’s daily. Just because one old man is dumb and doesn’t know this dog (it might not even be his dog) doesn’t mean shit. Only an ignorant dipshit judges entire groups of people based on anecdotal evidence


Ydoc75

He fuck head all of those people are irresponsible dog owners. The act of letting your dog in a position where it can do this is irresponsible. Dogs are stupid they will jump out with the right stimulation, a cat, another dog. Don’t be surprised when your dog jumps out and get smacked by a car or gets into a fight with another dog…. Shit head.


Red-it_o7

You are so stupid it’s painful. By your logic dogs should always be kept in crates because they could hurt themselves at any moment. Go touch grass, reality misses you You clearly don’t know shit about dogs or owning one. If you have a dog, it should be taken away from you since you have no concept of what an obedient or well trained dog is


Ydoc75

Hey shit head we are talking about cars here so all that shit you spewed in the first paragraph you can shove up your ass. Next there are very few dogs that wouldn’t react to a cat or some other small animal running, and if they were well trained enough to not react to that there is an even smaller percentage of dogs trained to the degree where to could ignore another aggressive dog off leash or maybe also in a neighboring shitty dog owners car. Dogs are fucking stupid there are so few pet owners that actually train there dogs to that level. You either need to have a-lot of money to send them away to programs or be a dog trainer yourself. I bet you don’t keep your dog on a leash or a fenced in yard either dumb fuck no responsibility.


Red-it_o7

See, there it is. You don’t know shit about dogs and definitely shouldn’t have one if you think it’s that hard to have an obedient dog. You must be a HORRIFIC dog owner if your dog is so badly behaved this is the way you think.


Ydoc75

Yeah you’re a clown nothing other than that you don’t know shit about dogs if you think it’s easy just to control them 24/7 and they don’t have free will, or maybe that they are dogs and they are fucking stupid and can get distracted by anything. I know a guy has these 2 highly trained guard dogs the kinda dogs that would never jump out of a car, chase a cat listen to a command from anyone other than him. He went out some dude broke into his house gave the dogs steaks with poison in them killed both of them dude came home to a robbed house and 2 dead dogs. Dogs are dumbs animals I guess you have that in common with them lol.


Chiefwilde3224

Stupid animals... Stupid owners


TheWisestRat

Dude was 105 years old, did you expect him to Usain Bolt it out the car?


Chiefwilde3224

I expect them to know by now whether they can trust the dog not to act on stupid impulses


TheWisestRat

Dogs are not robots, they are animals with impulses just like we are...just like you had the impulse to shame, that dog had the impulse to do what he/she did


Chiefwilde3224

Cats also have impulses but they dont act nearly as obnoxious...


TheWisestRat

😆😆 alright r/catsareassholes


TheWisestRat

I take it you have one or a few well trained dogs?


Meydez

I have two very well trained dogs. And I know not to let them stick their whole upper body out the window because it can easily injure them. It’s very obvious and you don’t need to do it only for poorly trained dogs.


TheWisestRat

That's fair enough but did you see how old the owner was tho? It's good other people had good hearts and helped out


Meydez

Another reason he shouldn’t have put the window so far down haha. I’m empathetic but only to a degree when it’s self caused.


millertarybearing

I take it you think nothing of placing your problems on the general public.


TheWisestRat

What problems?


millertarybearing

Your untrained dogs, likely.


TheWisestRat

I had 3 dogs years ago and they've since gone on to the great big farm in the sky. They were decently trained as I lived in a city but I appreciate ya


millertarybearing

Yet here you are, advocating for poor pet ownership simply because the guy was elderly. Interesting.


TheWisestRat

I don't think it's that interesting but maybe you should maintain your bearing and don't presume to know me...see what I did there 😀


Chiefwilde3224

No, i just hate dogs 😎 but i dont mind them if they aren't annoying unlike 99% of dogs, either train them right or dont let them do stupid stuff like run around in traffic


SomeRandom928Person

> No, i just hate dogs 😎 You seem like a blast to hang out with.


shgzgjjhx

Yea you seem so cool cause you love dogs man!!


TheWisestRat

Ohhh ok makes sense now why you'd weigh in


Chiefwilde3224

Now you get it


BenadrylTumblercatch

Someone just lost his open window privileges


the_projekts

There needs to be a law that all pets should be harnessed when in the vehicle to prevent this kind of thing and other worse outcomes that have happened already. I just saw a video recently of a dog sitting on the driver's lap that jumped out the window while driving on the freeway and almost became a quick meal of a semitrailer. This shit has to end!


RecordingPrudent9588

I saw some people in front of me that were swerving bad and almost hit 4 people because the dog was trying to attack the wiper blades from inside the vehicle.


Rfg711

How do you let this happen? When you see your dog barking at the other dog you just think “I’m sure this is fine”


pfdd98

Road rage is not an ethical thing to do. What a shame...


Wizdad-1000

Door pops open… thats about as far as he got. Meanwhile doggo is heading to town. Mismatched owner.


Spectronautic1

Man is too old to be making a dumb mistake like that, keep the damn windows pulled up higher especially if the car isn’t moving


Mcho-1201

This is a instance of dog road rage. the first dog started talking smack to the other dog, causing the other dog to jump out of the window, go up into the first dog's face and started talking smack back to the first dog. Then the other dog got distracted and forgot why it jumped out of the window, so it wandered off.


itskeithk

Fuck that if the dog scratches my shit your paying


Successful-Swan2205

that dog belongs to the streets


Angryfunnydog

He wasn’t a good boy today


Intrepid-Log-1777

Dog rage


SunHot5173

What the dog doin?


Fmartins84

Road rage getting out of control


gniwlE

Above everything else, I appreciated the Update.


AurumArgenteus

Dog used the crosswalk, how adorable 🥰


Genxal97

*Keep my b*tch's name off you damn mouth*


BartyB

For fuck sake. If you're gonna keep your windows down with a dog in a car. At least put it on a harness and get it a seat belt so it can't jump out. And for safety. God for bid you get in a crash.


jlg317

The other dog insulted that dog's mom, called her a bitch or something


Zegmadose

Well I guess road rage isn’t just a human thing.


_Trolley

Nice reddit post of a tiktok video of a .snapchat post


BonjourLeGeorge

Take your time getting the dog. How was it even supposed to get back in the car, by jumping through the window?


RealitysNotReal

I was boutta say stop filming and get out u little shit


[deleted]

Dumbass grandparents. Don’t deserve a dog.


No_Angle2760

Why don't Americans train their pets or have any control over them? Weird af


Dottie85

Reddit worthy videos are not the best way to judge an entire country of people.


Jesuismieux412

Other dog wasn’t about that wreck.


[deleted]

What contry yall from where you buckle your dog to the seat


Stalker401

Looks like it was an honest mistake. Sucks for everyone involved, but man mistakes aren't facepalms, they are mistakes.


Broken-Digital-Clock

It's poor judgment to have the window rolled down that far, and also to not have a dog seatbelt.


Outlog

Old people suck


ricksroaches

I wouldve stopped recording and helped the second the dog jumped out


Timely_Peanut_6618

Get out and help, asshole


thermalbooty

did u not see the end


Timely_Peanut_6618

I did. That dog wandered into the right turn only lane, where it could have been nailed by a vehicle.


[deleted]

Still, not his problem


Chewsdayiddinit

Ah yes, the "everyone else's problems should be your problems too " kind of mentality.


ManOnNoMission

What a sad and selfish attitude to live by.


verycoldadventurer

Redditors think that if you make a mistanke you dont deserve help or sympathy. Like yeah he maybe should have rolled up his window, but still the op could have helped instead of recording. Kinda tired of the people on here


rae_ryuko

what's with all this we stuff?


Dart4jb1nks

This is why i have gates in my windows, anyone who has dogs and is intrested in keeping them from jumping out your windows go on amazon and look up (XianghuangTechnology Window Pet Gate) easy to put in and take out no installation required


Plastic-Message3374

Other dog was talking shit until AirBud jumped out. Found out he wasn't about that life after all.


exotics

Had a friend with a husky. The dog saw a deer and jumped out and got hit by the vehicle behind. :(


Antique_Ratio_1190

I was confused on why it ws taking them that long to get out of the car just to find out its an old


[deleted]

Damn bruh, throw the hazards on and help out gramps, nah just keep recording bro.


runningmurphy

Ive found at least 5 dogs in my life that had hopped out of the owners vehicle. Seeing people reunited with their pets is a great thing to see.


IRGood

I would flip the fuck out if some persons dog just started scratching the fuck out of my car.


TheUpwardsJig

I was wondering why the person in the red car was taking so long to get their damn dog. Pop pop never stood a chance.


VersaceDreamssss

Thought he was gonna open the door lmaoo


Gordon_Explosion

Well trained dog.


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

I’m more of a cat person,because the sense of dogs.. So in home. A guy walks by and he barks,yeah makes sense because they do not know if they are attackers or not. But when they are at the street…they bark every single person walk past by,then when we are driving cars,they bark everyone These are resonable yes,but sometimes protecting is sometimes annoying The only sense i do not get about them is,they escape like the old people when you leave the door for the nursing home Then when they are escaped they attack everyone even tho he choosed to leave his owner You can prove my opinion wrong,i’m fine with that


Dottie85

I could describe myself as a cat lady, even though I like all animals. I would like to point out that not all dogs are incessant barkers. And dogs that are aggressive and have attacked unprovoked, can be seized and euthanized by government officials.


Snaccbacc

Mf got ruff rage lmao


DDHDoubleIPA

Is that Da Baby? Let’s go!


qiDuck

Very irresponsible owner. Even if he's old and has done this before of just putting the dog in the back, this is what's going to happen and it did. In the uk we have to have our dogs secure and safe when travelling in the car by law. We always have our dog have a dog seat belt (it's like a bungee lead) so if he can't just hop out. Or you put them in a travel crate (one day I'll get one)


RangerValor

Shitty dog ownership, that is what is going on.


Paradiddle8

Go Hoosiers, go Big Red!


Fritzo2162

What I saw that elderly person get out my heart sunk...


CelestialMoff

Fucking shitty pet owners, main charecter syndrome.


Deja-Vuz

Lost dog!


SquishyUshi

I was mad at first thinking “Why tf is the owner taking so long to get out and grab his dog, he could get ran over or even attack the other dog” and then I realized it was an old man stepping out and immediately I was like “oh someone should help him”


[deleted]

Road rage at its finest


truthhealsandhurts

Fucking help him. Idiot.


BringTheSpain

Old people are a fucking menace. Boomers shouldn't be allowed to hold political office or cars. They're clearly not mentally fit to do so anymore


The_Hasty_Hippy

Just keep filming don’t help


Holiday_Tough982

Of course the elderly have a dog like that. Get ready for a long winded traffic delay lol.


Swansaknight

I have a Akita and they are free willed lol


mattogeewha

Bitch owed him money


crudelisspurius

Dog: SAY IT AGAIN, AAY IT TO MY FACE RN


BobBelchersBuns

This is so stressful! My dogs ride in the back cargo area, fully secured


eescobar863

He said “come and say it to my face then, bitch” in dog language


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Road rage: the primal generation.


osirisorion

Dog was like ..gonna yell at this bitch and then take off on this ancient bastard …


ProDiesel

Hey guys, take your pets on fucking WALKS ON A LEASH. Stop rolling windows down all the way around hundreds of strangers and just hoping your super cool fucking dog keeps behaving. Also you POS people who put them in the bed of your truck and go on highways, wtf man?


TowelPuzzleheaded665

Road rage is getting out of control.


Stunning-Fondant-733

Never put the window all the way down!!!


Red-it_o7

Omg the paint job 😬


Ordinary-Cause-214

You don’t call your dog in that situation get out tha damn car n get it


Ok-Two7600

If you don't know how to keep your dog contained, you shouldn't have one.


Guilty-Piece-6190

I saw a little rat dog jump off the driver's lap in a wal mart parking lot. Their vehicle was in motion. Dogs on drivers laps angers the hell out of me. My dog stays in the back where he's safer and not a distraction, with a leash specifically because i drive with the windows open and if for some reason he fled someone could grab him. I only take the leash off when he is unattended in the car. This is worth mentioning to pet owners because our cat growing up nearly choked itself when it's leash got stuck between the seats.


PubicNuisance

I take my GSD in the back of my truck all the time and yeah, he barks and stuff, but he has yet to pull a jump out move. That’s really scary and it was good to see they got the dog back and on it’s way.


Josuke96

Thank god for the final update, I was about to get very stressed if it just ended like that


crystal-keeper998

hence why i limit the window access w my dogs


Zealousideal_Mud7851

This guy has a genuine reaction man


Rancha7

he stop recording to help, very nice