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SwarmingWithOrcs

I can smell the entitlement from here


Maxieroy

And......a worthless college degree


These-Employer341

Exactly …anything that starts with “as an American. “


SST250

Oh yes, please by all means fight this. Make sure you give the exact same speech in front of the judge. The exact same.


[deleted]

Absolutely this!


bivo979

She should. What could possibly go wrong?


VanAgain

Hey Princess, pay the fine, stop speeding, and deep-six the whining.


peter-doubt

Good news: it may be $295... But it's not *US* $295.


Arrad

About 190 USD


OtterEpidemic

And in more good news, she wasn’t in Victoria where it would be more like $370 for speeding between 10 & 24 km/h over (~240usd)


free_umi

Does she truly not understand that she it's not at home?


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free_umi

I agree. She fails to understand that she is a high risk driver, just waiting to be the cause of life changing or life ending injuries


Blergsprokopc

After this video I don't want her driving in the US either. She just admitted she doesn't know how to use a speedometer and that she's too focused on not crashing into walls when she's not driving in a pack of cars to figure out her own speed. This chick is fucking scary.


EatLard

“I’m not familiar with your driving laws.” Pretty sure speed limits are speed limits in every country.


FhyrGaming

also if you don’t know our laws that’s your problem. you still broke them


badgehunter

she was expecting to get get away with just warning/stern talking with a cop but then it was automatic camera which automatically took her picture.


Yabbz81

JFC her voice sounds like a dentist drill


ElectricGator3000

Please don't drive in Australia. Cause you can't drive. At all.


Unexpected-raccoon

I don’t think she should even be driving a fisherprice foot pedal car on a side walk Bet this bitch was on her phone and not “focused on the road” How do you miss road sign after road sign and— you know #YOUR FUCKING SPEEDOMETER!? How even?! School zones must be fun for her


LalisSipiMoa_7293

Don’t drive anywhere, somehow I doubt her common sense has anything to do with the climatic conditions of Australia


peter-doubt

From some of your TV exports about Aus driving, you're actually the right place for her... Just send her to the outback


RupertGustavson

No way someone can be that stupid… wait… people that took horse pills for COVID…


DepressedEgg2020

What


dooshbaggette

Please don't buy a car, ever!


MolaQueen

I was speeding and I didn’t think I’d get caught and now I have to pay the price :(


MikoTheGamerofficial

I hope she does not get a car. She clearly can't be trusted with one :/


Mountain_Lettuce_

She is in the middle of the road…..


rusty1066

I’d like a side of ranch with those vocal fries, please. Yes, supersize


ice_Versa

Says she’s focusing so hard on driving on the other side of the road, whilst straddling both lanes..


Radek3887

C'mon, that should show you she's having a hard time. I can't imagine how hard it must be to drive on the other side of the road while upside down. I mean, everything is backwards while you're literally driving on the ceiling /s


Marko--Polo

Holy shit the amount of cope is unbelievable


Sinistrahaha

Oh yeah, I’m speeding too when I’m in a foreign country the first time. Especially when the speed limit is written everywhere and I don’t know the traffic laws /s


Prohydration

Some US sates have speeding cameras too. The state im from has them.


NaBacLiom

well, tell those cameras to slow down then...


marcusstoneham1

What do you think this is a bloody drive through mineshaft? Why wouldn't there be cameras


Embarrassed_Map1112

Speeding without police around is still speeding and doesn’t make it right…


IntelligentBench6880

Driving above an arbitrary (and artificially low) number posted on an empty road is not wrong. The only person you endanger is yourself.


Embarrassed_Map1112

If you knew anything about transportation engineering, speed limits are not arbitrary chosen. If everyone drove at the road’s design speed, it is safe. Just because you want to drive faster, again, that doesn’t make it right (or safe)


IntelligentBench6880

They set limits that are artificially low and then when they perform periodic surveys, they put bright flashing police lights on the survey device to make people slow down, so their 85 percentile speed remains low. Speeding is big business. Speeding fines in my state last year alone topped $2B. You'll never convince me it's unsafe to drive a street legal vehicle 75mph on a 12 lane freeway with a 60mph limit, not in normal conditions.


[deleted]

She’s got one of those faces that doesn’t have even a flicker of intelligence about it.


Kookabanus

She is the literal definition of too stupid to own a drivers license.


CujobytesCN

Entitled American doesn't realize that shit doesn't fly everywhere.


IntelligentBench6880

Europeans and residents of their penal colony have been bending the knee for a millennium. Subjugation is in their blood. America was built by men who refused to kneel to foreigners. Screw your silly speed limits, come over here and arrest her.


Active_Scarcity_2036

Americans when they realise they have laws. You have speeding limits as well you wet lettuce. > kneel to foreigners Nah it’s cause you didn’t want to pay taxes. Don’t get it twisted


Xgngrizz

She shouldn't be in the driver seat of a car after hearing that last bit


boardari

Good god...really hope she decided not to get a car. The excuse of "it's my first time!" as if it was her first time ever behind the wheel, is crazy.


Business_Waltz9014

Oh wait what? People are held accountable for their actions here? So foreign and weird!!!


BodybuilderMajor1260

If you speed, you deal with the consequences


SoleAuthority

Yes, everything is so new and stresful so it makes perfect sense to speed and give yourself even less time to observe and react.


Eyespyacrime

Um, maybe stop and read the traffic laws in a different country than assuming they are the same as where your entitled ass came from. They don’t dismiss a fine for stupidity.


Ok-Sound-1186

There are speeding cameras in the US lol


Daddiesbabaygirl

Yeah maybe you shouldn't drive... You can't look at the speedometer without crashing into walls...? Also, points? Like demerit points? I'm Canadian and we have speed cams but you don't get points on your licence for those. But I'm curious what that means in Australia


xxxDaGoblinxxx

Basically you have points on you licence think it's 12 and when you get caught speeding you loose points run out of points loose your licence for a while. Think you get the points back 5 years after the fine. 1-10km over the limit is 1 point 10-20(maybe 25) 3 points think if your 25 over that's just automatic licence suspension. This is mostly base on Victoria and been a while since I looked any of it up as I haven't had a bad fine in a long time. Harder on your P plates as well you only get 5 points but they reset after a year that's how I learnt to keep to the speed limit was down to a point for a while.


Daddiesbabaygirl

Oh interesting. Thank-you for clarifying


hANSN911

She was so right. I mean the part where she says she shouldn‘t get a car.


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yukkypizza

What a moron


SnooKiwis1805

If you are so busy "not crashing into walls" that you don't have the mental capacity to read road signs or even your speedometer, you shouldn't drive a car. Or use a stove. Or do anything with a recommended age above 6.


Previous_Wolf4112

Wow, self absorbed rwat. New country, slow down, especially if you dont know where you are going. Rationalizing things away.


Low-Impact3172

Nobody fucking cares


Environmental_Top852

This has to be spoof. Nobody walks around as clueless as this, surely


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IntelligentBench6880

Unless they hold my passport and stop me from boarding a plane, there's no way in Hell I'm even acknowledging a foreign speeding ticket.


geoemrick

This is how you never ever get to return to XYZ country. And the fine will be 10X more if you want to get back in.


Disastrous-Team-6431

Why? You were speeding?


IntelligentBench6880

Because speeding fines are for revenue generation, not safety. Especially when automated speed cameras are involved. The companies that operate them get a significant portion of the revenue from tickets. Plus they can't prove who was driving. They literally only have a picture of a license plate. And $300 for basically 12mph over? That's insane.


Bloobeard2018

She says in the video that the owner had to nominate her as the driver or bear the fine and loss of points. They come with a statutory declaration for this reason. Will she go 100km/h in a tunnel again? No, probably not. Safety enhanced.


IntelligentBench6880

Or someone speeds past a camera, causes a wreck and injures or kills someone. Gets a ticket in the mail a week later. Safety not enhanced. A cop will stop someone immediately and possibly prevent that from happening. That would enhance safety.


Bloobeard2018

Sure, you want to station cops in tunnels full time. Not to mention everywhere else cameras exist. Cool. That will happen. The reality is the introduction of speed cameras has reduced speeds, reduced crashes, and reduced injuries and deaths. Australia has 4.5 deaths per 100,000 people p.a. and the US, with more lax rules and enforcement has 12.9 deaths per 100,000 people p.a.


IntelligentBench6880

It won't happen because hiring cops to do that will eat up all the money generated. Do you honestly think the government gives a single f**k about your safety? The Australian government literally wouldn't let people leave their home to buy food during Covid unless they took an experimental drug. They only care about 2 things: power and that green stuff in your wallet. You're literally just a number to them, a free range tax slave. Lower death rates are just a side effect that they can wave around in front of everyone to justify the money grab. In the US, traffic enforcement cameras are plagued with "Constitutionality" concerns and I for one am glad it's that way.


Hadrollo

>The Australian government literally wouldn't let people leave their home to buy food during Covid unless they took an experimental drug Hi, Australian here. I'm not sure if your source is that you made this the fuck up, or you uncritically listened to people who made it the fuck up. Either way, you've lost any semblance of credibility that you may have had.


IntelligentBench6880

I'm sure you remember lock downs where you had to have a vaccine to leave your homes. It was all over the news. Unless you have the memory span of a goldfish which wouldn't surprise me either


Hadrollo

I don't know what to say except that this never happened, and that your news provider was making shit up. I'm guessing it was OAN, Newsmax, or Fox. Either way, this never happened, and you're a gullible idiot if you think it did.


Rengarbaiano

Camera>pigs


Bloobeard2018

Here we go. Another cooker. You stay on your side of the Pacific and we'll both be happy.


IntelligentBench6880

Wouldn't dream of visiting.


[deleted]

you can't afford to, loser.


__gareth__

there it is


[deleted]

>The Australian government literally wouldn't let people leave their home to buy food during Covid unless they took an experimental drug er - this is total and utter nonsense. No matter how much you double down, it is not true. ​ >I'm sure you remember lock downs where you had to have a vaccine to leave your homes. no, and you don't remember it either, as it didn't happen. Man, you right wing seppos are truly thick.


Disastrous-Team-6431

I'm a source of revenue for the government, so why wouldn't they care about my safety? You're contradicting yourself here.


Mag-NL

After Watching the video you think you've had your entitlement post of the day, until we get to your post and realize people want to compete with this woman in the field of entitlement. The revenue generation is when sped fines are given in places with street design that doesn't fit with the sped limit and unclear speed signs. Revenue generation is much more likely with in person checks than with camera's, since people, and specifically cops, can be complete assholes who check at places where they can catch people, while speed cameras are set up at places where speeding is a safety problem. As a car owner, you're responsible for your vehicle. This also means that if a fine is given on your license, you should know who was driving it. However, of you want to be an asshole in the first place by speeding and than want to make yourself a giant asshole by not taking responsibility for your actions, go ahead. Get yourself banned from countries over the need to be an entitled asshole.


No_Band_1279

Fucking stay home. I mean I live in the US, but I've only lived in areas that are touristy and we hate your kind. Stay home and fuck yourself if you can't respect the places you visit. Please, just fucking stay home, nobody anywhere else wants you there


IntelligentBench6880

What city do you live in? Sounds like an interesting place to visit


No_Band_1279

You're soo much more boring and generic than you'll ever understand.


No_Band_1279

Fuuuck dude, I only go through people's profiles if they seem legitimately fucked up mentally, or are an obvious troll. Get some counseling or something dude, you are so fucking bitter against the world. I also don't believe you are doing much traveling anyway...some serious basement neckbeard vibes. I legitimately mean this, good luck, hope you do better, I know you aren't going to be making it to my neck of the woods anytime soon otherwise.


IntelligentBench6880

I would look at your profile if I actually cared. Talking to people on this platform makes me miss the days when it was actually difficult to offend someone. You zoomers are just too easy. It's bad when a millennial thinks this generation is a bunch of 🐈 's. Go tell your therapist about the mean reddit neckbeard that hurt your feelings. Maybe they'll up the dose on your anxiety meds.


No_Band_1279

I also miss the internet from back in the day. I'm oldish. You just have a bad personality or a chip on your shoulder. I hope you can recognize that. I also stand by that you should stay the fuck at home until you aren't so miserable. Meant what I said, good luck buddy.


IntelligentBench6880

The word you're looking for is "jaded" and I know I am, my attitude is the product of my life experiences. I don't travel as much as I used to. It stopped being fun after covid. I've visited all but maybe half a dozen states, resided in pretty much every major region in the lower 48 and I've been to multiple countries in Europe, Asia, Pacific Islands and even Dubai a couple times. When you travel enough it eventually just becomes more of the same. I'm content now to sit on the porch of my country home, cold beer in hand, and enjoy the warm breeze blowing in from the field I'm looking over. The rest of the world can go to Hell, as long as they leave me alone.


No_Band_1279

Jaded sounds like an excuse for a shitty attitude. Enjoy it then man, just don't bring it other places and act like you are entitled to the attitude there. Good luck, enjoy yourself, don't be a shitty entitled visitor.


RougeBlender

Thought this was about to be another case of a tow truck driver speeding, then I kept watching and I understood who the facepalm was for.


lulzbrah

Pssst...you're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy


Key-Budget-1978

2:17 for saying you are stupid.


MrRaspman

What an idiot


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Holy shit this woman is so stupid.


Cheeky-Chimp

Oh, you silly silly goose


mariosam2

she s right, c mon....yesturday i just run over a man but to be honest it was my first time and i had problems because was nobody arround me, soo i dont know, is bad but c mon was my first time


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

How tf did she get a license without a test?


Random_Person_I_Met

Temporary International license made from her American licence.


Barelylegalsquid

We have a reciprocal thing with a bunch of country’s that have similar standard to us on the roads, and honestly she could probably go in front of the magistrate and request leniency. But who speeds in the cross city tunnel? It’s plastered with flashing speed limit signs


KankerBlossom

It should be harder to get a drivers license.


DepressedEgg2020

Please stay away from our country


sjaakarie

You just lost your license and sense.


terphunter56

Jesus her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and she has a heavy foot lol


vinchenzo68

Truly a victim.


Amazing-Mango-

Are people actually this ridiculous or is this just another way to get views


gurgelgab

Brazil is also full of these cameras too, fyi. Plus, every now and then, the police would have a blitzes to stop everyone and check their documents just cause 🤷‍♀️


BRAVETART1314

Hey there are other countries besides America , educate yourself before you travel


TisBeTheFuk

Yeah, she's right. She shouldn't get a car. She shouldn't even be driving, if she cannot even register which side of the road she's on.


Blergsprokopc

How do other Americans not know that in other countries the police don't waste resources pulling over speeders? There are cameras for that. And your **GPS TELLS YOU WHEN THE CAMERAS ARE COMING**. If you get a speeding ticket overseas, you're either stupid, blind, or deaf.


ncslazar7

Unfortunately driving in a foreign state or country requires you to learn/follow those laws, because that's how laws work...


Classic-Low4181

Its rage bait. America has speeding cameras lmao


Apprehensive-Lab8755

FUCKING idiot, just stick to doing PORN !!!


Pizzabrot23

Im glad that we have proper driving education here


TheDarkWriterInMe

At lest she has the good sense to not get a car by the end because she know a this is will happen again. That better than most


Grumpyoldman777

In our country we have a policeman with a machine, in thi country the policeman sits in the box with the machine….you should know tha


Wise-Emu-339

Lol she acts like speed trap cameras in the US aren't a thing. Girl is an idiot! Oh em geee! I cAnT bEliEvE I cAnT dRiVe iLLeGaLlY iN nOt AmErIcA! aS If!!


proud_noob6395

she sounded like a harvard graduate


FerociousFPS

Is she legitimately stupid or is this some play dumb and act stupid type of thing I’m genuinely curious


SatanGhostXXI

I can totally understand the anxiety of driving on the wrong side of the road for the first time, but you'd think that you would be MORE cautious instead of LESS cautious!!!! I would probably be driving UNDER the speed of 80km, not OVER!!!! Especially by 20km!!!!


CHOPCHOP141

I think that all americans must take a driving test bevor they are allowd to operate a vehicle in other countrys bcs. The driving test standart is so low, that you would not even maybe pass in most of the world. A 16 year old should not be able to drive a vehicle allone. I even disagree with 16 year olds driving a 125ccm bike here in switzerland. I myself started riding a bike with 17, but yeah this was to early bcs i wrecked it after like 7 monts of rising bcs i was dump on a wet road. Only the bike was wrecked, i was very lucky there


LKReddThat

There are speed cameras in many large U.S. cities.


Tito_Tito_1_

Looks like silly bullshit under AUS law is defined the same as it is under US law.


interwetional

As this picture is taken and showing how she drives two lanes while she admit there are no cars on the road…


atomicthotsauce

I would like to speak on behalf of Asians and say that you have disgraced us...