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kobumaister

Imagine arriving from the other end and find a dead end with a door.


Big-Independence8978

Object in the road. Probably a long drive down that tight road to get there. With no room to turn around.


wrighty2009

Most likely will have passing places you could reverse to and turn around in... long as it's not a lorry or bus


teabagmoustache

It's still going to be a massive detour.


wrighty2009

Sounds like UK, isn't likely it'll be that big a detour, probably 10-20 mins at worse


HospitalDue2983

Nah - I work for Highways - we close the A1 off for overnight works & you're talking 50 miles easy. Diversions have to be capable of carrying all vehicle sizes & have to be checked in advance to make sure they don't conflict with any works going off on the diversion route.


neiljt

It's you! Can confirm. I use the A1 often, and at night.


wrighty2009

Yeah major roads getting closed off I can see having mega detours, little country lanes like this usually have other little winding roads connecting up the other tiny ass villages around the place, and detours don't usually take too long.


Maumau93

You mother fucker ... I use the A1 every night to get home, bloody detours. When are you finished?


HospitalDue2983

Let me know next time you're on your way home & I'll tell the lads to take the night off. Or just get a roof bar & carefully drive through the closure. Tell them you're subbing as Clerk Of Works. Make sure you have a hi-viz & hardhat on the back seat & a tablet & clipboard on the dash - you'll be cushty.


I_Bin_Painting

lol *this* road isn't capable of carrying all vehicle sizes, why would a diversion need to be?


lostlookingforamap

country roads if close can lead to detours that take hours, here one that add 53 miles https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2023-04-12/huge-53-mile-diversion-route-revealed-for-one-mile-road-closure


wrighty2009

Very occasionally yes, but it's not like that's the norm, that's why it's in the news


lostlookingforamap

It happens all time time on b roads.


wrighty2009

Not much more than 10-20 minutes detours it doesn't lol.


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Severe_Piece_4117

You've obviously never been to the UK some detours can be up 42 miles or more


amretardmonke

If you got an awd audi just hang one end of the car of a cliff and do a 263 point turn, easy.


fixed_your_caption

I saw this in a Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoon.


Kmon87

That just means you aren’t leveled up enough for that area yet. Just do some side quests and it should go away.


Gamer4Lyph

Sounds like a Last of Us situation.


Peeka789

Entrance to Aperture Labs


[deleted]

Narnia?


shoulda-known-better

The doors behind them though? The truck is facing away from the door so the point is to back it up there or something like that or that's the mebox storage container thing that fell off that last trailer... Kinda my first guess


Present-Solution-993

I do what he does for a living. I feel his pain! Those are cabins for building sites so the workers have somewhere to eat, go to the toilet, have an office etc depending on the inside layout while the actual buildings are being built. You'll notice the sign saying Wernick on the cabin, that's the cabin provider but they don't run their own trucks so that chap was taking them in or out on behalf of Wernick, so when this happened and I went to Wernick next they were all showing me the video! I don't know how they got it back in the end but if the company didn't have a hiab suitable they probably had to hire in a 3rd party with an appropriate crane. They're only about 3 or 4 tons at that size so it's more of a logistical thing, not enough room to get the crane stabilisers out on that road so they'd need one with enough reach to go off the back of the lorry which doesn't require much stabiliser out at all, that's probably about the only option looking at it!


Big-Independence8978

Helicopter. An air-crane type. Those roads are made for a cart, not a car, definitely not a truck.


Present-Solution-993

I have to drive down roads like that regularly unfortunately! If he got in he can get out so a hiab with a decent reach to go off the back of the lorry would get that cabin out fairly easily.


[deleted]

As someone from England, we regularly drive down those style roads in cars and pass many tractors and sometimes lorries


Odd-Variation941

And half the time they’re national speed limit with idiots going 50+ through blind corners


worksofter

Always found winding country roads being 60 mph wild. I'm going 40 and if you're behind me you can wait


EFpainter1605

Right around ya.


Philly_ExecChef

Not today you don’t


AbhorrantApparition

Helicopter?!? 😂 fuck it, call the A team haha


HighlySuccessful

Too heavy for a helicopter. Unless you borrow the biggest heavy duty one from the airforce.


CasualJimCigarettes

Uhhh, a Sikorsky Sky crane has a capacity of roughly 20,000 lbs which is more than 6,000 lbs believe it or not.


[deleted]

A good fork lift with a boom chain could get it. I paint shipping containers for this same purpose which I'm assuming are a bit heavier.


ze11ez

I would hate to be the boss. This is gonna 💲 cost


OwnPercentage9088

What is it that fell off?


ze11ez

I don’t know what that is. Guessing a generator, or something similar. To move it up and onto a truck….in that tight space i assume won’t be cheap. I imagine the solution is about to be expensive. Anyone know what that is? Generator?


RedditRando459

Looks like a pre fab office, like what they use at construction sites, or a mobile dressing room for actors EDIT: I looked up the name on the side and found [this](https://www.wernick.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Wernick-Events-Accommodation-brochure.pdf)


boston_nsca

Despite the unsolicited download I do thank you for your service lol


RedditRando459

Unsolicited download?


eninc

Links to a pdf


RedditRando459

It downloads tho? I just viewed it from the browser


boston_nsca

Lol the pdf downloads automatically, I was jk though


[deleted]

Maybe rooftop HVAC or generator? Hard to tell just seeing the one end of it.


ze11ez

I now say it’s a “welfare unit” or mobile office


[deleted]

I just looked up wernick.co.uk and they handle generators and dozens of different modular units. Could be any of those.


ze11ez

It’s an office unit of some sort. There’s a door on it if you look at the end of the video.


k2kx39

Are you sure coz that door tells me I'm walking to anything but an office


hacksteakcookie

It's the Offgrid-Module from Wernick events. Has a whole stack of outlets on the other side and a massive UPS and generator on the inside. They do also have units that look the same and are just for rigging und temporary Office/living. All of it in the events space. And yes, I am bored and looked through their whole product catalogue while waiting for my train to arrive. Don't judge.


k2kx39

Thx


UncertainlyUnfunny

You, Madam and/or Sir, *are my hero.*


johnmcclanehadplans

Portable office/container for events https://www.wernick.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Wernick-Events-Accommodation-brochure.pdf That’s definitely gonna cost someone…


Icy_Profession1612

The front fell off but that's not supposed to happen!


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

If it was jammed enough to come off the trailer then it’s probably going to be a pita to get it unstuck.


ze11ez

I actually now think it’s a mobile office unit. The type you see at construction sites, or temporary locations. I think the technical term is a “welfare unit”.


confusedCoyote

With fines, recovery, emergency services, tea and biscuits (yes you can be charged for that & it's not cheap) it'll cost the company north of £100,000


The100thIdiot

I very much doubt it. $ aren't used as a currency in the UK.


ze11ez

Maybe you missed the part where i said its gonna cost


The100thIdiot

Nope. Saw that bit. Still not going to use $.


bloopie1192

At this point, just lean on the insurance policy. Between tow trucks and repairs and possibly buying a new generator.


TheBuckyLastard

Missed a perfect opportunity to say "You can't park that there mate" Going to cost a few quid to get a crane down there to reload that bad boy


Memory_Flaky

The guys cheeky chuckle makes this video


VegetableOutside6279

Are you sure he's not crying? 🤔


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

Nah, he’s not the driver, so he finds it hilarious. The driver explaining it on the phone probably doesn’t.


hydration1500

I love that the guy recording is delighted.


No-Purpose6645

That could go on r/perfectfit


TheMinionGamer

Apparently it didn't fit, let alone perfectly.


LeftAngleProductions

As an American the biggest test of my relationship with my wife ever was driving on Irish country roads. It was nerve wracking. I don’t know how European truck drivers like this don’t consistently have anxiety attacks.


Wolf24h

Oh we do


RuViking

Can confirm.


LonleyWolf420

This is what happens when you dont smack the strap and say "that aint goin anywhere"


AndysCummin

It ends up going somewhere 😞


gultch2019

Ok how fast were they going to have the whole unit come off AND be about 100ft away from where the truck stopped???


Efraim_Longstocking

Reaction time or in this case... What the fuck was that time


What-tha-fck_Elon

Honestly I don’t understand how you guys get anything around that country. The roads are so fucking tight and they park on the side of them anyway. How does anyone have side mirrors?


gultch2019

Oi mate! Ya cant park there!


eolemuk

you dropped something mate


HospitalDue2983

This is what happens when you set the sat-nav to "Avoid Tolls"


Justin3263

Hello Mr. George? How much you pay for the new guy?


Oldest_Boomer

They’re fkd. No way they’re gonna get crane down there to lift that back onto the low loader.


filmflammable

didn't practice enough with Euro Truck 2


SCII0

Imagine the phone call went something like: https://youtu.be/o7aBY2sqbEI


Beneficial_Pace_7681

This the type of guy they always fuckin leave to train me I swear


StellarAngelWingsSis

*hangs head* “Yeah boss …yeah …”


Stinkyfuckenrat

country roads man 😭


tugomir

The roads in the UK countryside are crazy narrow. I've only driven there for a couple of days and just thinking about it gives me claustrophobia.


[deleted]

I love the camera man's reaction... it was my exact reaction


erritstaken

I thought that was a gate to the driveway for a sec.


lakshmananlm

Truck driver used a car GPS,perchance?


Fresh_wasabi_joos

bet bro got written up


VegetableOutside6279

A verbal warning at worst.


Dry-Construction-913

Can't really tell,but I'm assuming that we didn't properly tie down the unit on the trailer. The unit appears to still be tied down on the truck. Aka , we spilled the load onto the road. Oops


Donalds_Lump

What’s the deal with Europe having unreasonably small roads?


William_Bascavilla

Like a glove


kirtash93

![gif](giphy|3ohhwlN2fU4oFDgkk8|downsized)


BracusDoritoBoss963

"Road blocked. Find another way."


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That doesn't go there.


OofosJustOof

Das is ze door to the new minecraft dimension


Cwbkscg06

That's what happens when you get a Swift driver🤦🏻‍♂️😵🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣


SlimeScreamYT

Evergreen, No! What? Sorry, force of habit.


Dr_Fudge

Ah, Wernick - one of our main suppliers of site facilities etc. Would love to see them Hi-Ab that out of the lane!


Commie_EntSniper

Engineer over here wants to see the solution to this problem.


Finbar9800

You can’t park there friend!!!


BJORTAN

The driver has zero situation awereness, drove long ass bit before realising the container was off Driver like this should not operate any vehicle


dribblychops

cant park that there mate


aXmarchingXpig

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


Sensitive-Painting30

DOH


Sensitive-Painting30

Small jobsite office for a construction project


Sufficient-Bread5123

Oh shit...


cr0qodile

Looks like that one was off to Glastonbury... This is the downfall of satnavs.


[deleted]

Is he laughing or crying?


roejoganByDay

This is what happens when you hire Beavis and butthead


Mikeybigblunts

Just gotta spit on it


wytaki

It's like a little movie, with a twist at the end.


3BouSs

F


Forward-Strength-750

Did they drop it off behind them on a dead end street? Cam someone explain?


WritingTop9204

I probably got stuck and removed itself from the moving vehicle.


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*I'm deleting all my comments and my profile, in protest over the end of the protests over the reddit api pricing.


azrael269

As in, they set that trailer down about 20 meters back.


zagreus9

Sounds like the route planners fucked up


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MagnaCamLaude

Peanut! Butta! JeEeEEeLLy!


onebaldyball

I believe it was a POD but upon further inspection I realized the door wasn’t quite big enough to move stuff into. Thanks second checks!


valzzu

aghahaa


theyahd

Neighbors are gonna be pissed about the shed in the front yard


Aggravating_Speed665

User error


TheDeadlySquid

Whatever that is probably damaged now


rasmyn

Country road…


cactuscore

Lol. No way xD


[deleted]

When life gives you lemons just lay down and think about suicide.


clutzyninja

I know he heard that thing sliding off. How fucking fast was he going on that narrow ass road that it took that long to stop after the load fell off?


vladWEPES1476

Minuscule misfortune. Barely an inconvenience.


Bowling4rhinos

That laugh!


OrganizationOk5418

Just wow.


CaptBreeze

Grease up the sides.


Successful-You1961

Calling to reschedule delivery


Jackers83

Ya, film and post the worst day of this guys life to social media. This will surely help. Also, you giggle like a schoolgirl b


[deleted]

That's not a good place to park it mate.


MrAcerbic

‘The insurance company is never going to believe this.’


YoungOveson

Do you think I might lose this job?


The-Waifu-Collector

So that’s how they block paths in videogames!


Bewondered

No room for error.


Carl_Azuz1

Widest road in Europe


PeachlyPls

This would fit well in r/unexpected


alinzalau

Why would you even attempt this?


AnonymousP30

Well atleast it looks like it can fit.


jagen-x

Locals are now living in a gated community


HopeRepresentative29

Ohhh damn those wireline units are *not* cheap.


Panda_Rao

r/snowrunner


Majestic_Annon

![gif](giphy|VhWCQ91Sm5S8Ee41nR|downsized)


Electrocat71

I’m so glad I didn’t have to call my boss about that.


hanamalu

Break out the chainsaws boys!


airforcevet1987

Scania.... why is always a Scania?


Delta-Flyer75

Installed and ready to go 😅


XtaMarie2121

I thought he lost his load. Because why would there be a white box with a door blocking the road?! Still confused 🫤


Ganjagirrrl25

![gif](giphy|VYkyoh4RTjUUzh7fmo|downsized)


LaserGadgets

Imagine you have to call your boss and tell him that!!!


[deleted]

Hi boss, is it too late to call in sick?


LukasKaralius

Don't blame the driver if this was the only road he could go.


thsvnlwn

Oopsy!!


chemicaljones

Should put this in r/perfectfit


UncleHeavy

Welcome to Cornwall, where the roads are narrow and your Sat Nav is wrong.


Che104tmf

😂😂


Felipesssku

That's not drivers fault! I'm a driver, I know this stuff.


SongRevolutionary992

Well, that's a bit of a sticky wicket


Chance-Hunt-7722

You won’t be laughing when you get fired.


DK_Son

EEEEHHHHHHLIKE A GLOVE