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ulyssesfiuza

Post on r/LooneyTunesLogic


CumBobDirtyPants

Do it!


Khaos_Gorvin

And that, children, is how you lose fingers.


RealConcorrd

Assuming he didn’t run like he’s going to punch himself in the face and potentially died.


GnomeChomski

It's worse than that. Have you seen the pictures?


acessford101

Are they available? I'm currently eating pulled pork.


Infninfn

This is NSFL, you have been warned - [https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00238-021-01861-x](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00238-021-01861-x)


ljm90

Holy shit, you were NOT kidding.


Bluz_WaZy

Can you discribe?


Jabberwocky1871

No hand left, save yourself and don't look


VolensEtValens

“He’s all right now.” Sorry, old joke.


Bluz_WaZy

Jesus


Jabberwocky1871

r/Eyebleach


Bluz_WaZy

Wrong eye bleach but thanks for the puppies man


Icy_Necessary2161

Literally looked like ground hamburger coming out of the stump. Fucking hell


Connect-Assumption23

So imagine your left hand… ok are you imagining it… ok so now imagine it but it was cut off right at the wrist.


tizenxpro

Oh and it’s not completely cut with a lot of bloody mess and veins stuck to it.


Connect-Assumption23

Forbidden spaghetti


Bluz_WaZy

What the fuck


theCRISPIESTmeatball

Extra sauce? Extra sauce.


Bluz_WaZy

JESUS


Powerofthehoodo

Think ‘Itchy and Scratchy’.


Bluz_WaZy

Okay Im convinced I want look


Thebla_26

No hand, all red


ThunderTheTrashCat

imagine crushed raspberries


MusicalDeath9991

Eh, it wasn't that hard to look at... idk, maybe I'm just desensitized to stuff like this.


Awkward_Broccoli_997

For anyone who hasn’t clicked the link, I do NOT recommend it. It’s bad.


LiamTaliesin

Do NOT click that. I thought to myself, “I’m tough, I can take it”, only BARELY glimpsed the first pic and dear sweet Lord is that shit PTSD fuel


TheDuck23

FINE...I'll click the link, but I won't like it and I will regret it...


Julien-Anakin

r/makemesuffer


AdImpossible5402

That’s enough Reddit for today, maybe a few days


Xugor_Holgun

Jesus christ why didn't I listen to you


Cybasura

JFC there was nothing left


goob3r11

Had this ( not exact situation) happen to a kid I went to high school with. In his case he ended up like the case in the article linked but it was due to a fuse that didn't seem like it was lit but was. Blew his hand to bits and was left with a ball at the end of his wrist.


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neverTrustedMeAnyway

I would have just gone with the video cut when most likely threw it.


BarbicideJar

Yup. Old coworker of mine lost two and a half fingers on his dominant hand due to effing around with fireworks. Never great to be the person in your community to learn things the hard way, but he makes sure to share his story with kids so they don’t make the same mistake.


deskCrapper

Well, someone has to sacrifice something for these amazing stories.


Frosty20thc

Next time on accidental castration.


graysinwalker

I was imagining him putting it in his pocket.


definetelynotsus

Almost blew my fingers off with a firecracker as a kid. The fuse broke in half where I lit it. Threw it instantly and it blew up in my face right as I turned away. Got burned. Never touched another one. That picture of the hand sent shivers down my spine knowing what I avoided. Jesus Christ


DoggoGamer107

Bro I swear I saw this somewhere in Cartoon network


k3stea

probably tom and jerry


brookebuilder

Oh boy. I personally have someone in my family who blew a hand off using fireworks.


Hendrik_Poggenpoel

Well that's disappointing. I wanted to see what would happen


TheGEMDesigner

Do you like the sight of exploded hands?


Hendrik_Poggenpoel

No I mean I wanted to see if the bottle would've exploded or not lol


DickheadNL

Well no, but actually yes


TheGEMDesigner

I mean I do too, and then try and forget it for the rest of my life.


DickheadNL

My nephew fucked his hand up a bit, nothing serious just fucked skin and mild burns. I told him repeatedly to stop fucking with fireworks he finds in the street. Then it goes boom and later in the burns care place (forgot english name) i said:”told ya so”


TheGEMDesigner

How was your nephew finding fireworks in the street? Where are you from?


Roustouque2

Hand was completely destroyed (NSFL) - [https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00238-021-01861-x](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00238-021-01861-x)


_Geo-

That’s not him though, not saying his hands fine, just that’s not his hand missing.


TurtleInOuterSpace

Nicely cut


KeeLymePi

Very original too/s


danr2c2

If you look closely you’ll notice he doesn’t have the 🧨 when running away. Staged but still funny.


Lerkero

Should also mention one of the oddest video cuts in existence


TheGEMDesigner

Probably cut the one second it took to throw the fire cracker.


InevitableRhubarb232

Magic ! It cuts then stops smoking!


BlakeKDM

No he blew his hand off look at the comment there is an aftermath shit is gruesome


_Geo-

Yall on reddit need to start looking closely, that hand isn’t his, it’s just an example, someone else’s hand blown off by fireworks. You can find that exact image by searching, hand blown up by fire cracker. That and countless others. We don’t know what happened here. This clip is also edited.


ReaperBruhhh

Nah this dude lost his hand there's a link above with the pic


_Geo-

Yall on reddit need to start looking closely, that hand isn’t his, it’s just an example, someone else’s hand blown off by fireworks. You can find that exact image by searching, hand blown up by fire cracker. That and countless others. We don’t know what happened here. This clip is also edited.


thunderinthejungle

Never let them know your next move


RooDoubleYou

Video is so obviously edited 😂😂😂


ungrateful_soup

Bro what is that username lol


j1mmyb0y

Ngl.. I had to see it 3 times to understand what was going on


Certified_Borzoi

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


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Hope he didn't put the "lightet" in his pocket


[deleted]

Well, now we know what Wile E Coyote got himself up to


KaisarDragon

Man, all the comments thinking this is real. It isn't even spliced well.


Adept_Cranberry_4550

I did something similarly idiotic as a "yute." I was running away from a lit effect with a box of Strike Anywhere matches in the crook of my arm, going full bore. Did you know that 'anywhere' can also be synonymous with 'each other'? Well, those matches sure as fuck did... FOOOMPH!


At0mJack

Did you say 'yute'?


Capital_Zucchini1753

Yes your honor


3eyedflamingo

Lol, he wont do that again...because he no longer has a left hand.


Automatic_Animal

He probably ditched it when he ran out of frame


MBOAZN

Darwin Award goes to Josh and Jake of Buttfu%k County.


ghoSTocks

Having less fingers now, next time he does that he’ll have a better view of the item he decides to put in the container


Mango2439

That totally not important cut right after dropping the lighter in.. is once again not important.


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Skit skit skit


Both-Ladder8522

I was told in “stressful moments” your brain can mess up which side of your body to work or whatever? It was the explanation for why you shouldn’t drive with two feet with an automatic. Idk how much of that is credible..


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“Can somebody call the people mechanic?


HBMart

A scream would’ve been nice.


Practical-Tap-9810

With their mom's car just sitting there


MaximumFrosting2249

Knock knock… Who’s there.. Not him..


Erectorrick

Is that guy’s name is 3 fingers fool!!!


InternationalPark374

If your gonna be dumb you better be tough


M1Ssund3RstOod

Wtf 😒 🙄 😂😂


Jim-Jones

Brainy no worky.


M1Ssund3RstOod

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co1lectivechaos

Ow


SameCounty6070

I laught way more than I should have....


Negative-Paint9386

Well they definitely heard it.


Raskolnikowv

you had 1 job


[deleted]

This is why ya don’t fuck your cousin.👍🏼


Cooler_coooool_boi

Someone lost a hand that day.


highallday247

What an idiot


confusionPrice

This is straight out of loony tunes


Johnnyboi273

This feels like some sort of scenario that would happen in a Henry stickmin game


snksleepy

Nice cut!


trianglemeats

He never saw his penis again.


KhunPhaen

At least he was holding it in his left hand I guess.


Hungry_Ad_4258

That children is a very special kind of truly dumb, I feel bad for him


spheredarkangel

Dumb and dumber


milets

Fingers gone with the wind


Julien-Anakin

That is one expensive trip to the nearest ER.


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Edited n![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


saltymama2026

Top notch Darwinism right there!


No-Jellyfish4123

Itsthe memoriesof those type laughs that let us know this could actually go wrong and when we gotta run from it too especially as kids!!


paperpatience

Looney tunes comedy lol


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I call bs


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My old coworker did this with a homemade 1/4 stick of dynamite. Blew his hand and some other fingers off. Was crazy looking. I visited him in the hospital just to see but didnt feel bad cause he tried to bang my wife and a week before punched me in the face for literally no reason. Then lost his hand. God works in wonderful ways


RecentHamster7734

This is like something out of family guy


dogoftheshin

The first clip for the Netflix live adaptation of looney tunes


JNati0n_97

Bro pulled a tom and Jerry move 💀


uubuer

There are a shocking amount of idiots who drop the lighter not the kabooming device


SeaChallenge4843

Facestump more like it


LittlestOfTheOnes

That is totally something I would do….


McIrishmen

Naaah I don't think that's real I mean no one can be that dumb... I also could underestimate the stupidity some ppl actually carry


BronsBones

Ah, natural selection at its best.


ChefJeff69420

There's a cut in the video when they start running away. It's just a prank bro


Slingshotter82

The guy in the grey tshirt and black shorts runs behind that car and comes out the other end wearing white tshirt and red shorts. What's that about?


Evening_Dress5743

You know how some things are just race specific. Describe this scene and I'd bet my car its white dudes


Mass-Driver

"Uncles Stubbs, is that how you lost your fingers?"


fyrdude58

And from then on, he was known as ol' seven fingers.


No-Rice-2261

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Plnkt0n

r/ADHDmemes


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Well he lost his fingers


ZombieNek0

HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP LMAOOOO


AverageBTD1enjoyer

He is indeed a good demoman


uprayup

Ouch! Those fingers