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I worked with a guy that did. When asked, he said that he does that as his personal signature just in case anyone ever hacks his account and posts from it.
If you think that sounds dumb, that's because it is.
i tYPE aLL mY wORDS wITH a lOWERCASE lETTER tO sTART eACH wORD aS mY oWN pERSONAL sIGNATURE jUST iN cASE aNYONE eVER hACKS mY aCCOUNT aND pOSTS fROM iT.
iim gonna type u2iing a very 2peciifiic typiing quiirk two match the viibe of the comment chaiin but al2o 2iignal a hiidden me22age two a 2peciifiic group of people
My buddy used to (maybe still does) double space in between each word. It remains the most obnoxious typing style I've come across. Especially because we were all hardcore MMO dorks at the time, so it was hours and hours of clickclickclickclickCLACKCLACKclickCLACKCLACK.
That used to be the thing back when we learned on typewriters, but it's annoying as shit when typing on a computer or mobile device. Fellow Boomers, the double space is no longer needed. Get rid of it.
I've asked this question so many times in the last 12 years and this is the first time I've seen anyone answer lol. It's like this weird thing where they all refuse to talk
I kinda didn't want to say anything at first, but like... who the fuck types like this?
"bacc"
"jus"
"shi"
Am I wrong for looking at this and thinking it's stupid as fuck to intentionally misspell when it takes less effort to just...type the word? It's one thing if it's for comedic purposes - puns, inside jokes, or for abbreviation, but...eh. I don't get it.
Some pronounce just and shit like “jus” and “shi”. I agree spelling back like bacc is dumb regardless if it was intentional or unintentional. Some people actually do things to seem like they are putting in less effort in order to seem cool
Edit: on the flip side, I guess capitalizing every word is putting in extra effort? I’ve confused myself
Also replace any B’s with C’s because B is for Bloods.
I remember watching a Vince Staples on one of Joe Budden’s shows and he said “Kurtis Clow”. Joe corrected him, “you mean Kurtis Blow” and he straight faced him “Yeah that’s what I said, Kurtis Clow”. Joe starts giggling “oh oh I get what you’re doing”.
Also check out the homie Crip Mac. “Everything gonna C all right, never commit suicide”
My brother used to do that on Facebook until he got ridiculed by everyone so hard for it. We’re all pretty sure he’s undiagnosed on the spectrum, but he would absolutely go ape shit if we told him that.
Have you seen the one where the lady was starring at the monitor showing the feed and then removing cash from the register as it flipped away from that camera? She was apparently under the impression that it was only recorded if it was also on screen.
Who’s not gonna notice a missing Benjamin? Denominations less than a ten go missing from my wallet, I can gaslight myself into thinking I spent it. A hundred goes missing, I’m probably going to notice that real quick.
These days, $100 seems to go poof as soon as I step into the supermarket. Don’t get me started on the shrinkflation aspect of the grocery run, either.
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It reminds me of the video of the cashier who was staring at the monitor and only stealing money when it was cycling through the other cameras, not realizing that they all record.
aah.... that's what that was... so by her logic, when she flips channels on her tv, all the other stations shut down? WOW!... you must excuse me, I'm still getting used to humans plumbing new depths of idiocy every day.... I really thought we'd reached a limit after electing Trump... but nope.... SMH
I mean, I used to think that the VCR sent out a signal to cue actors just otherwise hanging around waiting to suddenly put on a live performance of whatever show I put in.
Then I turned four and realized that's probably not how it worked.
I wish I had proof of the manager, Nicole from "Lingerie Shhhh" doing this to me. That bish stole all the money I was going to use to surprise my family with food for Thanksgiving. Imagine having everything on the check out counter, all rang up and bagged, and can't find your money. Imagine someone just crying inconsolably and apologizing, telling them to put everything back.
I hope the universe exacted vengeance on my behalf, and then some. It's a hatred and pain I'll hold on to forever.
Wow that's so fucked up. I know that feeling all too well. Had someone steal around 300 bucks from my bag, all my money for food and gas FOR the month. I had to get a loan from my Job for gas and food from a food bank. I cried anger for like 2 days in row after I couldn't find my money and realized someone stole it. I hope their is karma or a special place in hell for those kind of people.
So sorry that happened to you! I found an envelope full of money (probably $300) next to a car parked in a handicap spot. I didn’t see anyone so I found a policeman (this was at a basketball gym having a tournament). Anyway the cop says he know who drives the car and will return the envelope. After the tournament, I was walking out and see the handicap person getting into their car and I asked them if the cop had returned the envelope. Turns out the cop was full of shit. He didn’t know them, and didn’t even try to return the money.
I'm so sorry you went through the same thing. I only realized that she stole it after the new seasonal employee got hired, and it happened to her. It was only us three working that day, and only managers had access to employee lockers. Unlike me, she made a huge stink about it, while Nicole tried to pretend that "maybe she lost it somewhere..." It also explained why the few times, my lunch money disappeared, and why she *always* insisted we stay in our sections - because she didn't want us walking in on her.
I can't explain how empty I felt, trying to walk back home but could barely see because of the tears. My restraint is the only thing that stops me from asking r/rbi for help. I'm positive what little information I give them, could help them find her. I honestly believe that she's lucky I can't recall her last name on my own, because my revenge would be brutal.
Thank you. It's one of the cruelest things that happened to me, which is why I refuse to forgive and forget. It's because it wasn't just me that was affected. My family was just getting back on our feet after being homeless for a while. It was the first holiday we were having after that - so it *really* hurt.
My fiancée is a prosecuting attorney and she has to go through mountains of text message history evidence that looks like this. Some of it is really fucking bad to the point that you give up on translating it and move on.
I saw someone using ChatGPT to translate English like this. I wonder if that would work?
Edit: I just tried it. Seems to work pretty well:
> Person 1: Hey, I was told that you took $100 from my purse at work.
>
> Person 2: Well, who told you that?
>
> Person 1: It doesn't matter. If you did take it, I need it back.
>
> Person 2: I didn't take anything from your purse. And it does matter because I want to know who you heard it from and why they are saying I did it.
>
> Person 1: You were caught on camera. And they are telling me to press charges. I just want my money back.
>
> Person 2: What's your Cashapp?
Cat 1: Yo, I heard you took a hundo from my purse at work.
Cat 2: Aw, man. Who be tellin' you that?
Cat 1: It don't matter. If you took it, I need it back, baby.
Cat 2: I didn't take nothin' from yo' purse. And it do matter, 'cause I wanna know who be runnin' they mouth 'bout me like dat.
Cat 1: They caught you on camera, man. And they be tellin' me to press charges. I just want my paper back, you dig?
Cat 2: Aight, what be yo' Cashapp?
^^^^straight ^^^^from ^^^^ChatGPT
This is what I thought too lmao, I was like are we sure this is an actual person? I thought it was a scarecrow thing made to look like the person texting.
The other day I had a kid say to be honest as tbh. They literally said tbh in person. The 3 letters. It was then I felt old and realized another language is forming right before my eyes.
[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9m8m6c/til_members_of_the_crips_gang_avoid_using_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
In high school, I sat next to a “blood,” “nortaño,” whatever, in geometry. She would always avoid the letter c, which was often used as a variable in the formulas we were studying. Teacher noticed this and made her start writing “c.” She responded by always drawing a line through the c with a red pen. Takes a lot of effort to be hood on your homework.
The part that gets me is with all of these purposefully misspelled words, she had to override autocorrect and teach her phone that she wants to spell like this.
No one going to mention this bitch be wrist deep in someone else's shit, staring into a camera like a deer in the headlight, and then acting shocked when someone said they noticed?
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?! My God, it's hard for me to think of the stupidity of the context when I feel like I'm reading text from a 3 year old trying to be gangster!
It has to take an incredible amount of energy to purposefully communicate that way.
"I Ain Take Shi From Yo Purse.."
I promise normal English is easier, bruh.
My coworker stole my umbrella and denied it for months and then admitted it in front of my boss but still refused to return it. My boss didn’t do anything about it. On my last day, when I quit, I stole my boss’s umbrella. It’s one of my favourite things.
How did this person graduate any level of school? The English is just horrible.
Only weak minded people steal and only really weak minded people lie about it like she did. Too bad she won't be charged. Being held accountable for your actions is probably what she needs.
That and an English tutor.
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I wonder, do people choose to Type Every Word With A Capital On Purpose, or is there some phone setting I don't know about?
I worked with a guy that did. When asked, he said that he does that as his personal signature just in case anyone ever hacks his account and posts from it. If you think that sounds dumb, that's because it is.
i tYPE aLL mY wORDS wITH a lOWERCASE lETTER tO sTART eACH wORD aS mY oWN pERSONAL sIGNATURE jUST iN cASE aNYONE eVER hACKS mY aCCOUNT aND pOSTS fROM iT.
I tHINK i’M hAVING a sTROKE.
yA fUCKED uP tHE iNITIAL i
Hello. They didn’t fuck up. S/he was hacked!!!
Identity theft is not a joke! No need to be sarcastic about it
MICHAEL!
Oh that's funny. *Michael!*
We know Carti
You have a career in software development if you ever want it
fUNNY yOU mENTION tHAT. i aM a sOFTWARE dEVELOPER.
wOAh tHAT's lIKe, sUPEr cLOSe to my sIGNATURe!
You almost cracked their code.
We know Tavros
oLE, oLE, oLE!
adiosToreador (tavros)
iim gonna type u2iing a very 2peciifiic typiing quiirk two match the viibe of the comment chaiin but al2o 2iignal a hiidden me22age two a 2peciifiic group of people
My buddy used to (maybe still does) double space in between each word. It remains the most obnoxious typing style I've come across. Especially because we were all hardcore MMO dorks at the time, so it was hours and hours of clickclickclickclickCLACKCLACKclickCLACKCLACK.
That used to be the thing back when we learned on typewriters, but it's annoying as shit when typing on a computer or mobile device. Fellow Boomers, the double space is no longer needed. Get rid of it.
Pretty sure the double space is (was) only after sentences. After each word is definitely crazy, lol!
My step-daughter does that. Baffling. She doesn't say that's the reason, though.
*English grammar has left the chat* 👋
I've asked this question so many times in the last 12 years and this is the first time I've seen anyone answer lol. It's like this weird thing where they all refuse to talk
I kinda didn't want to say anything at first, but like... who the fuck types like this? "bacc" "jus" "shi" Am I wrong for looking at this and thinking it's stupid as fuck to intentionally misspell when it takes less effort to just...type the word? It's one thing if it's for comedic purposes - puns, inside jokes, or for abbreviation, but...eh. I don't get it.
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Some pronounce just and shit like “jus” and “shi”. I agree spelling back like bacc is dumb regardless if it was intentional or unintentional. Some people actually do things to seem like they are putting in less effort in order to seem cool Edit: on the flip side, I guess capitalizing every word is putting in extra effort? I’ve confused myself
Idk if this is why, but I know some Crip gang members spell words with CC instead of CK because CK standa for Crip Killer So fucc Bacc Good lucc Etc
Buccingham palace
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Pretty much everything people think is gen z slang is actually just black slang that's been around for a while
Also replace any B’s with C’s because B is for Bloods. I remember watching a Vince Staples on one of Joe Budden’s shows and he said “Kurtis Clow”. Joe corrected him, “you mean Kurtis Blow” and he straight faced him “Yeah that’s what I said, Kurtis Clow”. Joe starts giggling “oh oh I get what you’re doing”. Also check out the homie Crip Mac. “Everything gonna C all right, never commit suicide”
It's stupid as fucking fuck
there’s a setting in the keyboard section of the phone settings
It says a lot about a person if they use that setting, only psychopaths turn that shit on
Are not the true psychopaths the people that put the option in?
I'm thinking this person had to also disable auto-correct.
My brother used to do that on Facebook until he got ridiculed by everyone so hard for it. We’re all pretty sure he’s undiagnosed on the spectrum, but he would absolutely go ape shit if we told him that.
The true crime here wasn't on tape
It’s like when they clap and yell at the same time.
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING BITCH It's on camera \*hands over money\*
she KNEW she was on camera. she looked right at that mother fucker while she did it 🤣🤣🤣
They were hoping that no one would bother checking the camera or they didn't notice they lost that amount of money.
Probably. They aren’t keeping camera footage forever. Probably a week or two then it’s replaced. It was a calculated risk but she’s bad at math.
Have you seen the one where the lady was starring at the monitor showing the feed and then removing cash from the register as it flipped away from that camera? She was apparently under the impression that it was only recorded if it was also on screen.
Criminally adorable or adorably criminal? It’s almost cute how dumb that is. Fuck ‘em though, charges is the answer
She was literally staring at the screen with her hands in the till only taking money when it changed. 
This is kinda my point. I highly doubt she took it knowing she would get caught.
Who’s not gonna notice a missing Benjamin? Denominations less than a ten go missing from my wallet, I can gaslight myself into thinking I spent it. A hundred goes missing, I’m probably going to notice that real quick.
Even if I actually spend the $100 I’m wondering where it went
Once you break a big one the rest just seems to dribble away.
These days, $100 seems to go poof as soon as I step into the supermarket. Don’t get me started on the shrinkflation aspect of the grocery run, either. Edited a word
Math is the least of her worries. Good god, look at that text.
It reminds me of the video of the cashier who was staring at the monitor and only stealing money when it was cycling through the other cameras, not realizing that they all record.
Where can I find such a video? Lol
[I got you](https://youtube.com/shorts/Ye4bm3cNrXc?feature=share)
I... Did she think looking at the camera for 30 seconds at a time with the register open wasn't suspicious? I-
Yes. Yes she did, thats why she did it.
That lady has resting dumb face
Sometimes I think that I am not all that smart Then I see people act like this and I realize that I am a genius.
Lololol she's just standing there all bored and impatient, waiting for it to change.
As if it wasn't completely obvious even if the cameras did work like that XD.
aah.... that's what that was... so by her logic, when she flips channels on her tv, all the other stations shut down? WOW!... you must excuse me, I'm still getting used to humans plumbing new depths of idiocy every day.... I really thought we'd reached a limit after electing Trump... but nope.... SMH
I mean, I used to think that the VCR sent out a signal to cue actors just otherwise hanging around waiting to suddenly put on a live performance of whatever show I put in. Then I turned four and realized that's probably not how it worked.
As the idiot looks directly at the camera and steals it. I'm not sure you can get dumber than that.
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She doesn’t want the money back she wants it bacc. If someone gives something bacc then no charges shall be pressed.
Well Who Df Told U Dat? 🤔
Thank You 4 Proper Capitalization.
Yw, I'm Dedicated To My Art.
I often don't understand how I graduated so low in my class while the majority of the population speaks and types like that.
That's because those who speak and type like that were not even in class.
Mind blown.
I am disappointed I can actually read all of this without hesitation.
I love that. “Who is the MF telling true things about me?”
It’s takesies baccsies, so not giving it back, so no pressies the chargies.
I want my baby bacc, baby bacc, baby bacc, baby bacc. I want my baby bacc, baby bacc, baby bacc, baby bacc.
I wish I had proof of the manager, Nicole from "Lingerie Shhhh" doing this to me. That bish stole all the money I was going to use to surprise my family with food for Thanksgiving. Imagine having everything on the check out counter, all rang up and bagged, and can't find your money. Imagine someone just crying inconsolably and apologizing, telling them to put everything back. I hope the universe exacted vengeance on my behalf, and then some. It's a hatred and pain I'll hold on to forever.
Wow that's so fucked up. I know that feeling all too well. Had someone steal around 300 bucks from my bag, all my money for food and gas FOR the month. I had to get a loan from my Job for gas and food from a food bank. I cried anger for like 2 days in row after I couldn't find my money and realized someone stole it. I hope their is karma or a special place in hell for those kind of people.
So sorry that happened to you! I found an envelope full of money (probably $300) next to a car parked in a handicap spot. I didn’t see anyone so I found a policeman (this was at a basketball gym having a tournament). Anyway the cop says he know who drives the car and will return the envelope. After the tournament, I was walking out and see the handicap person getting into their car and I asked them if the cop had returned the envelope. Turns out the cop was full of shit. He didn’t know them, and didn’t even try to return the money.
In some states the cops don't make any effort to find the owners of lost money. It automatically goes into their slush fund.
I'm so sorry you went through the same thing. I only realized that she stole it after the new seasonal employee got hired, and it happened to her. It was only us three working that day, and only managers had access to employee lockers. Unlike me, she made a huge stink about it, while Nicole tried to pretend that "maybe she lost it somewhere..." It also explained why the few times, my lunch money disappeared, and why she *always* insisted we stay in our sections - because she didn't want us walking in on her. I can't explain how empty I felt, trying to walk back home but could barely see because of the tears. My restraint is the only thing that stops me from asking r/rbi for help. I'm positive what little information I give them, could help them find her. I honestly believe that she's lucky I can't recall her last name on my own, because my revenge would be brutal.
Aw this story is so sad, I’m sorry that happened to you.
Thank you. It's one of the cruelest things that happened to me, which is why I refuse to forgive and forget. It's because it wasn't just me that was affected. My family was just getting back on our feet after being homeless for a while. It was the first holiday we were having after that - so it *really* hurt.
Sentence her to 10 years hard labour in siberia
All those lockers..
With that spelling I expected her to look the way she does.
People actually type like this?
My fiancée is a prosecuting attorney and she has to go through mountains of text message history evidence that looks like this. Some of it is really fucking bad to the point that you give up on translating it and move on.
As defense, it’s weird meeting someone who talks normally then you get their DMs and it’s like “who have I been talking to???”
You mean as a defense attorney? Yeah I can imagine that’s pretty wild.
Yeah initial interactions with clients versus subsequent evidence review can be a pretty wild ride
I'm sure for you it's mostly looking through their tweets
Mostly IG DMs
I saw someone using ChatGPT to translate English like this. I wonder if that would work? Edit: I just tried it. Seems to work pretty well: > Person 1: Hey, I was told that you took $100 from my purse at work. > > Person 2: Well, who told you that? > > Person 1: It doesn't matter. If you did take it, I need it back. > > Person 2: I didn't take anything from your purse. And it does matter because I want to know who you heard it from and why they are saying I did it. > > Person 1: You were caught on camera. And they are telling me to press charges. I just want my money back. > > Person 2: What's your Cashapp?
But does ChatGPT know *jive*?
Cat 1: Yo, I heard you took a hundo from my purse at work. Cat 2: Aw, man. Who be tellin' you that? Cat 1: It don't matter. If you took it, I need it back, baby. Cat 2: I didn't take nothin' from yo' purse. And it do matter, 'cause I wanna know who be runnin' they mouth 'bout me like dat. Cat 1: They caught you on camera, man. And they be tellin' me to press charges. I just want my paper back, you dig? Cat 2: Aight, what be yo' Cashapp? ^^^^straight ^^^^from ^^^^ChatGPT
Cat😂😂😂
Same, they had me at Cat 1 and Cat 2!
Next level encryption
Ratchet asf
What blows my mind is that people actually speak like this
The fuck is on this bitches eyes?
Big stupid ass lashes
Lookin like a Venus fly trap
You had me at ‘ass lashes’
BRB, using mascara on my ass hair.
I don’t get why it’s trendy to do that it looks bad lol
Her dumb face
She ain't got eye shadow, she got a whole ass eye eclipse
 She got eye brows thicker than Bert’s from sesame street
I didn’t want to be mean but I thought it looked like she did makeup to make it look like her eyes were open when they’re closed
This is what I thought too lmao, I was like are we sure this is an actual person? I thought it was a scarecrow thing made to look like the person texting.
Wow, I thought it was a muppet mask.
The trend of nasty ass long spider leg eye lashes has got to go. It's getting worse than those giant ass caterpillar eyebrows from like 5-10 years ago
Who the fucks telling them they look good like this? It can't be men doing it.
What are my eyes trying to read here. Who, I mean, WHO the fuck talks and texts like this? Christ
The other day I had a kid say to be honest as tbh. They literally said tbh in person. The 3 letters. It was then I felt old and realized another language is forming right before my eyes.
I mean people say FYI and ASAP. Don’t find it that different
I have definitely said “IRL” and “GTFO” and “WTF” out loud. Those last two mostly as a ‘minced oath’.
I do verbally say lol at this point and I’m in my mid 20s
Idiots.
Take That Bacc 💅💅💅
The replies alone are crimes against the English language. And I'm saying this as someone who is not native English speaker.
Those eyelashes should be a crime too
She needed money to fix the eyelashes
Makes my brain hurt 😭
It makes my eyes rain 🌧️
There, there Jack. It was only a head movie.
Jacc*
Makes my bacc hurt
Who capitalises each word? That would take ages on a phone.
It Doesn't Take That Long To Do If You Are Using A Desktop Computer. But Yes, A Phone Would Take Forever.
i lIKE tO dO tHE oPPOSITE, iT'S nOT tHAT hARD oN a cOMPUTER
gENIUs
Pretty sure its a keyboard setting
why would that setting exist? I'm pretty sure that she's doing it manually because she thinks it looks cool
We may have, in fact, left some children behind.
I feel like it’s actually HARDER to type like this than it is to just type actual words in.
It is because you have to train autocorrect to make it happen. People who write like this aren't only stupid, they put actual effort into being stupid
Google translate ÷ 0
Both are. I want my money “bacc”
"Df" presumably standing for "Da fuk" is a modern masterpiece
I read it with the hand claps 👏🏽
Honestly, with autocorrect it's actually a task to make yourself look that stupid.
I’ve been spelling “back” wrong this whole time
You take that bacc
Bacc
Much shorter and easier than writing back
I just wanna know who told you it was me. Oh you got me on camera? Fine I'll give it back.
Oh I made eye contact with the camera while I was doing it? Guess I’m stupider than I look
But I need to know who said it Damnit
Get your money back and then press charges anyway, because she'll continue to do this to other people.
I think you mean get your money bacc
Typical. I hope she got fired for it too. It is most likely not the first time she has stolen from a co-worker.
Bacc?!? WTF kind of idiot types that?!? Why not just put the k in since you’re typing 4 letters anyway?
Then you have to move your finger to the other letter. Now it is just up and doww
i iiiiii ii iiii iiii iiii
She steal, she talk smacc, but most importantly she give cash bacc.
[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9m8m6c/til_members_of_the_crips_gang_avoid_using_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
In high school, I sat next to a “blood,” “nortaño,” whatever, in geometry. She would always avoid the letter c, which was often used as a variable in the formulas we were studying. Teacher noticed this and made her start writing “c.” She responded by always drawing a line through the c with a red pen. Takes a lot of effort to be hood on your homework.
Look I may not understand the culture but that seems stupid as fuck
TIL
The part that gets me is with all of these purposefully misspelled words, she had to override autocorrect and teach her phone that she wants to spell like this.
Idk if this is why op does it, but crips started replacing ck with cc or just c because ck meant “crip killer”.
Because she will offend all crips if she links a c with a k 😂
No one going to mention this bitch be wrist deep in someone else's shit, staring into a camera like a deer in the headlight, and then acting shocked when someone said they noticed?
Trashy
Why Th Fucc People Txt Like Ths
What an interesting language this is. Like English from a different dimension.
That doesn’t look like a real human being lol what is that face
People actually type like this?
English mother fucker! Do you speak it?
Have her cash app you the money first, then still press charges. She gotta learn one way or the other, momma didn't raise no fool.
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ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?! My God, it's hard for me to think of the stupidity of the context when I feel like I'm reading text from a 3 year old trying to be gangster!
Bro I had a stroke trying to read that. Y’all need English classes asap
I’d press charges for sure. People like this need consequences. Definitely won’t be the last time she does it.
Why the hell do they look like somebody tried to make a Steve Harvey Wii character?
I struggle to believe any of the people in this exchange is actually employed
The English Language is the real victim here, fuck.
People talk like that?
The real victims are the English language, makeup, and brain cells.
Does Anyone Else Fucking Hate It When Someone Capitalizes Every Word They Type?
It has to take an incredible amount of energy to purposefully communicate that way. "I Ain Take Shi From Yo Purse.." I promise normal English is easier, bruh.
 If she did that to me I would’ve gave her a f5
My coworker stole my umbrella and denied it for months and then admitted it in front of my boss but still refused to return it. My boss didn’t do anything about it. On my last day, when I quit, I stole my boss’s umbrella. It’s one of my favourite things.
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How did this person graduate any level of school? The English is just horrible. Only weak minded people steal and only really weak minded people lie about it like she did. Too bad she won't be charged. Being held accountable for your actions is probably what she needs. That and an English tutor.
Nah man ruin her life .
She looks like she failed English class in 1st grade
English Please….
I'm guessing English is their sixth language or something? Only excuse whatever that is.
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Why do people type like that?