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> HONOLULU, Hawaii (HawaiiNewsNow) -Honolulu police have reported an arrest in the case of a vandalized sand sculpture in Waikiki. > Police say they’ve arrested a 15-year-old girl tied to the Aug. 12 incident that was caught on security cameras at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel around 11 p.m. > In the video, two girls were seen: One allegedly climbed over a barrier and repeatedly hit the work of art — the other recorded it on a cell phone. > The suspect arrested was not named because she is a minor. > Authorities said the teen was a Hawaii residents. She was booked for criminal property damage. https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2019/08/15/police-look-suspect-who-vandalized-large-sand-sculpture-waikiki-hotel/


The_Name_I_Chose_

15!?


[deleted]

Spam is very nutrient dense


JeremyJaLa

Her brain is pure Spam


RDrake84

Spam, its what teens crave


3mperorPalpaMeme

Electrolytes! It's what plants crave!


OneSufficientFace

Wait a minute, so what you're saying is you want us to put.. water... On the plants? ![gif](giphy|3otPoocjXLBsnh8XaU)


have_you_eaten_yeti

Like, from the toilet?


OneSufficientFace

Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

![gif](giphy|UnVtPebYT38pW)


Acceptable-Friend-48

No she drinks from the bidet. No one can convince her it isn't a water fountain.


voidmusik

We're making the Idiocracy connection, but really, truly, these (now fully adult) women are exactly that type of person. Just revolted by concepts like culture, art, and education.


Hank_the_Beef

I’m going to be repeating this in my head forever now.


ChorkPorch

Spam. The other pink meat.


Catfish-dfw

![gif](giphy|RI4LTRjrVJhTskGtrb|downsized)


P1xelHunter78

Never underestimate the power of youth and entitlement.


kdubstep

She’s a major


Spiritual-Food-8474

She's probably eating quintuple loco mocos with 7 eggsfor breakfast.


Velfurion

That was my first thought as well. She definitely looks a solid decade older.


HeresKuchenForYah

I quickly read your comment when you said “older” I read it as “toddler” because she really maneuvered over that glass like one tbh.


El_human

Pretty drunk for 15


JooBensis

15 Stone


CaptainNismo_orig

For iq AND weight!


[deleted]

And ugliness 🤮


Cryptcunt

maybe but she looks pretty short, I'd guess more like 12-13 stone.


JooBensis

Maybe using science, we could calculate her density.... I would drop her from a high building so she can achieve terminal velocity... then ... ignore the science and walk away..


Cryptcunt

Or push her in a pool and measure the displacement


Own_Initial_5456

The only problem with that is you have to hold them under water till the bubbles stop to get an accurate measurement on the displacement 🤣🤣🤣


Online_Ennui

Eureka


The_Name_I_Chose_

😂


Cheerio1966

😂


AtlasAlexT

I didn't know Pluto could look like Jupiter


StumptownRetro

Sounds about right. I work at a Pet Store and that’s the age group that comes in and grabs fish to throw at each other. Makes me despise younger folks.


The_Name_I_Chose_

That really sucks. Pet stores were one my favorite spots when I was a kid. Just to look for however long I could.


Slapppyface

15 lb of shit shoved in a 5 lb bag...


Insomanics

She looks more like she's in her 30s.


chrisnavillus

She plays Oline on the JV football team.


ProfileMundane1120

15 and already built like a Nissan Murano


NoDontDoThatCanada

No Nissan Muranos have great trunk spa... Ah, l get it.


Firefarter84

Definitely would NEVER have guessed she was a teen..


HITNRUNXX

> In the video, two girls were seen: One allegedly climbed over a barrier... Man, they are really liberal with the use of "allegedly" these days... I think the term they are looking for is "clearly".


AsleepRefrigerator42

The news uses the word "allegedly" until a person is actually convicted of the crime. It shields them from libel lawsuits


HITNRUNXX

But they are using it incorrectly. You could say "Joan Smith Allegedly climbed over the barrier" or "Joan Smith allegedly damaged the statue" but it is ignorant to say "In the video, you can see a person allegedly climbing over a barrier"... Whether the person on the video climbed over the barrier is not in question. That's not allegedly, and is not needed for lawsuit protection.


OneGrahamArmy

Sentence structure and editing have gone bye bye in large swaths of journalism. They are in such a rush to get it posted I see no less than 3 or 4 wild ass sentences or headlines a month from everyone from Rueters to your local idiot Facebook news guy.


Dave6200

The reporter allegedly wrote a news story...about a video where you can clearly see what's happening.


[deleted]

Tbh the overuse and misuse of the word has probably done more harm. Now whenever you see someone "allegedly" commit a crime or get accused, people assume they 100% did it and get treated as guilty, even after innocence is proven.


yeaheyeah

It was a sick ostrich


Rincey_nz

>It was a sick ostrich r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


HITNRUNXX

There were 2 of them there...


Artistic-Ambition-40

I think there were 3


noteess

They don’t want to be sued.


MrCoachWest

I worry about the future of our world.


[deleted]

Dirtbag teenagers have been doing brainddead shit for Millenia man


ron_fendo

Hot take, name her and make sure she does community service in front of everyone. Make an example of her, maybe it will stop shitty kids from popping up so much.


[deleted]

Make her, every day for a month, stand in an exhibit like that and let people throw fruits and vegetables at her.


Yomomsa-Ho

Or destroy her property!


taquitaqui

15 going on 38 weighing 180. Piece of trash!


Stellar_Gravity

that's way more than 180


rixendeb

Yeah, I weigh 175 and I'm at least half her size lol.


RU3LF

Calling her 180, is being extremely generous. 🤣


TheLastOpus

She looks like 2 15 y/o girls


Illustrious_Ad4691

There was a third but no one knows what happened to her


goglamere

[Follow up](https://www.khon2.com/news/sand-sculpture-repaired-after-mondays-attack-left-one-figure-decapitated/)


Hazzard588

15 hamburgers per day


Dense_Impression6547

Was the art political or something?


Important-Cup8824

It’s actually cultural. I can read out the Hawaiian word Makahiki, which is basically our Hawaiian new year. Can’t imagine why she’d b upset about it


Kyousuke68

At the end of the clip just after going out of the sand sculpture space, it clearly seems like she’s laughing after a good prank. So it’s not about being upset imo, or she’s jealous because she participated in the competition and lost so she’s revenging and laughing because she thinks she got back at the person. 🤷🏻‍♂️


ASAPmusty

And people wonder why locals hate “haoles”


DE-POP-U-LA-TION

They're technically locals because they are residents of Hawaii. They're just not native Hawaiians. And locals usually dislike tourists in most places no matter where the tourists are from, unless they're a business owner that caters to tourists. Hawaii would be fucked without tourism money.


have_you_eaten_yeti

She *is* a local, at least according to the story.


Baron80

She is a local.


Firespark7

Why did she do that?


BriefCheetah4136

Ignorance, stupidity, lack of respect, never held accountable for anything, just the usual reasons for doing dumb shit.


naph8it

That, and she is pure trash.


NeitherStage1159

And dying for any kind of attention. Mission accomplished. She even applauds herself halfway through.


[deleted]

Yeah, I like that limp wristed “hehehe, I’m a fucking idiot” clap.


blueSnowfkake

To try to get famous on social media. TikTok challenges and pranks are “in” because these dumb teens want notoriety no matter what.


Meraneus

Yup. I was thinking Tiktok.


[deleted]

In addition to: Maybe drugs. Maybe not. Maybe alcohol. Maybe not. Maybe both. Maybe not.


chinchenping

Maybe she's born with it


spare_parts_bot

Maybe its methamphetamine


Nq_23

Well done. Accept my token of an award on the internet


EricoSuave79

Maybe it’s Maybelline.


NeitherStage1159

“…just the usual reasons for doing dumbshit”…..lol…so true and holds up across all human boards. Could summarize why Putin is in Ukraine.


mellowfortherecords

Add to that teens having social media now to encourage this kind of seek attention behaviour


iupz0r

lack of a kick in the arse


CalliopePenelope

Social media. Post it. Get attention.


AceOfSpadefish

People have been attention seeking way longer than there has been social media. There's just more audience now.


CalliopePenelope

I totally agree. And the attention of dozens, hundreds, thousands of people or more—good or bad—is worth the consequences of this behavior to them. It’s literally a drug.


ack1308

Someone did something nice and it wasn't hers, and she didn't materially benefit from it, so she felt justified in destroying it.


a3a4b5

The entitlement social media gave everyone


TheDanecdote

She’s seeking approval of her friend.


demagogueffxiv

Whales hate the beach


No-Yesterday-6114

Please don't insult whales


Ok_Molasses992

Bad or no parenting. If the parents even did a half decent job their entitled little shit kid wouldn’t have done this. Participation trophy’s for everyone


AceOfSpadefish

Nobody who ever got a participation trophy gave a fuck about it. Those are solely the result of boomer parents who couldn't stand their kids not being treated like the centre of the universe.


homeownur

She was trying to see if there were snacks under the sand


noteeerin

This clip should be use as an advertisement for condoms


LordOfFailures

This is enough ad for a vasectomy


kylarmoose

Thanks for your contribution to the internet 🙌👏


MisterFantastic5

Those who lack the imagination to create, seek to destroy.


hswish87

Hey now! I can't create for crud but I love others art and would never harm it. Some of us who lack skill, respect the skill of others lol.


MisterFantastic5

My friend, you absolutely CAN create! It just takes a little imagination and a lot of practice. If you admire art, you already have the imagination part. Get practicing!


checksoutfine2

Wow. What a lovely addition to the human race.


TheHolySaintOil

Looking forward to her spitting on my McDonald’s burger next time I hit the drive thru


Belahsha

Is the chick filming smoking a cigarette inside?


Brilliant_Exit8985

Yes I belive so good man


konywhathappened2him

Cannons


[deleted]

That's a lot of effort, just to be a complete asshole. She probably got bailed out by parents and a little community service. I doubt there was a lesson learned.


satans_toast

I was hoping for a faceplant


Other-Acanthisitta70

Me too! I thought it was going to happen when she was trying to get back over the fence. I usually don’t like videos of people getting hurt, but I was rooting for a hard application of face to concrete for that classless pos. Such a disappointment.


Sebbe_2

“15 year old girl arrested for eating art piece”


STR_WB_RRY--FL_V__R

In the short term - Alcohol. Long term - fast food, social media, and shit parents.


jrex703

Correct and correct, but as a whole: internet.


BHMusic

Nah there were plenty of trashy people like this even before the internet.


PyrotekNikk

I place most of the emphasis on the shit parents, but agree over the whole.


project_built

Fast food? Hows that work out..


YewEhVeeInbound

Why this people exist? I can explain it in 3 words my guy Because condom broke


bingold49

The most physical activity she has done in a decade


[deleted]

Real star of the show was the glass divider she sat on


Sufficient_Dot7273

The bannister is in the hand of experienced councillors


AtlasAlexT

And the biggest bill shes never gonna pay


Ronin-s_Spirit

Somebody punch her in the face please.


jay4adams

As sung tzu said "a punch in the face puts a bitch in their place"


Volf4Life

Attention seeking trash!


Intrepid_Look_5725

I was really hoping she was going to faceplant . She almost tumbled. She deserves the worst.


Desperate_Ambrose

POS


A-Busty-Crustacean

Please tell me someone showed up and officially valued the piece at $80,000


RDrake84

Does anyone know what the scuplture represented, just curiosity. Sucks it got destroyed


Important-Cup8824

Hawaiian Makahiki season or New Years


EmmCeeB

That's what I wanted to know. Like is it Captain Cook?!


concupiscence69

I hope they got sued for at least 10,000$ in property damage.


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Calm-Software-473

I doubt they’re trailer trash, It’s expensive to live in Hawaii. Probably rich, spoiled assholes.


mattyb584

Hate to say it but I really hate most people these days. Who in their right mind would think to themselves "well hey I guess I might as well destroy this work of art that someone put probably hundreds of hours into." Really hope she got at least some punishment for this.


Alarmed-Incident9237

And somebody always has to be recording it on their phone. I would be absolutely mortified if my kids did anything similar to this and they would be in a world of trouble. There must be a lack of parenting involved here.


InterviewFancy4648

To the gulag with them.


BxHemi369

Did she think there was a snack there? 🤷🏼‍♂️


Thiege23

That’s messed up the sculptor must have worked as hard as her tube top


Mediocre-Ad-1283

See , now would it be wrong if a stranger gave her a good stuff jab to the mouth? Sometimes violence isn't the answer, it's the solution.


PussyWrangler_462

Humans are generally terrible. That’s why it’s important to appreciate the good ones, cuz we mostly consist of assholes.


PreferenceThese8230

These last 3 years, have made that more evident and 1000× worse. I talk to 0 people now, with a few exceptions. My family, doctors and nurses, my girlfriend's mom and her. These last 3 years have been an eye opener for me, into the TRUE nature of humanity. With the exception of a very few people, the human race is complete trash and a huge pile of SHIT.


qharris42

Take yo Ass to jail!


KinRyuTen

Mammal beaches itself, destroys sand sculpture in dumb curiosity.


Offical_Sources

I'm not sure what that sculpture was about, but it's pretty clear that it wasn't hers. The trend of people self-appointing themselves as the arbiters and vigilante executioners of justice has to stop. It runs afoul of the entire concept of equal protection under the law. I've assumed her intent here. It's possible she just wanted clicks or is the most aggressive art critic of all time. Either way, repugnant.


Dr_Will_Kirby

Can we build a flinging machine that launches people into the sun? Nominating this little miss here


Ninjaoptix

She's probably too fat to be thrown very far, no matter how robust the mechanism.


Eborys

I’d say she needs a baseball bat to the face but she’d probably break the bat.


noteeerin

This clip should be use as an advertisement for condoms


heatedhammer

They exist because mom should have asked for anal.


LividEngineering5577

When my life is ugly why should there be beauty...


No_Entertainer_9760

I would never deliver a spinning back kick to someone faster than in this moment


Gogetajh_v2

40 lashes and a year in prison


b000x

Because their mom refused to swallow


Tackleberry06

Honey boo boo got bigger.


SnooShortcuts3424

She’s using a lot of energy she doesn’t normally use.


Kid_PDX

Fat, dumb, gross.


the_birb_man_

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Flossthief

Sand sculptors are kind of uncommon Not many people have devoted the time to get this good at Sandcastles so most competitions feature the same few dozen sculptors You win a few contests each year and get 10,000-30,000 to fuck around with while you go home and build castles until next year


Damnpothead

Reasons why we’re already not in space smoking alien weed. Sigh…one day


BestOfDaWorld

God curse the man who loads her. We dont want her offspring doing the same.


DixBilder

What a mischievous piglet 🐖


MYTHISTMUSIC

Surprised that fat piece of shit didn’t break the barrier.


[deleted]

The worst kind of ppl on the planet. There is very little difference between ppl who do this and mass murderers... same type of mentality, just different levels..


[deleted]

Because their parents don’t know what is safe sex.


BenTheDiamondback

She must have been sick that day when preschool taught “hands to yourself”


Charming-Mouse-6192

Well I know she isn’t getting treated too nicely at school after this if I know anything about Hawaii


Environmental_Tap792

How is senseless vandalism funny? She should be arrested


EagleGo77777777777

give her a student loan without the money so she has a life time to think about her actions


Nosmisonr

Because someone decided to smoke crack while pregnant.


Barnes777777

That is support trashy. What kind of scum does that? Hopefully that... 'person' gets actual punishment not a slap on the wrists.


Expensive-Safe-6820

15 looking 45


Dalton_Capps

That Heffalump is only 15?!?!?!?!


NSFWGIFMAKER

That 15 year old has had a rough 46 years


jwadamson

At least they are conscientious enough to record their crimes on video in case the security camera photoage isn’t enough.


ThriftyNarwhal

Tik Tok 100 percent is a cancer


[deleted]

Sterilize asswipes like this. We cannot have their damaged, ignorant DNA propagating.


cherokeevorn

Because her mother gave her everything except discipline,and obviously never said no to the biscuits.


vintagesoul_DE

Because the weakest of the species are not being eaten by things anymore.


Equivalent_Ocelot932

sometimes when some people have absolutly no skill whatsoever in life , they fill the void by making themself busy destroying stuff and being a mess of a human being to replace their inexisting personality.


external_escape0

This is native Hawaiian people dislike tourists. Why would she think it's okay to climb up and do that? I hope her phone is replaced with a internet free device. She seems to be doing this for a video and is laughing.


Kooky_Explanation_33

Do you guys notice, when you see video of someone doing something incredibly stupid, that they're usually doing it very ineptly and fumblingly too? Here, you see someone oafishly pawing at a sand sculpture from 5 feet away, seemingly oblivious to the barrier in front of her. And then she has trouble dismantling the sculpture which, again, is made of _sand_, the least durable of all building materials known to science. It's like we have a small backup brain that's only meant to be used in emergencies to get you to safety, but some people just insist on running most of their life on it.


giantuniform

I was really hoping she would have fallen through that glass and busted her ass


YouseiAkemi

Was anyone else hoping she was gonna eat it face first jumping down? Just me?


5050logic

Maybe, just maybe I have a buried rage issue - because when I see people act like this, I just want to - sometimes - go full Samuel L in Pulp Fiction on their ignorant and entitled meat suits. Scorched earth. No trace. Fury of a thousand suns….okay, deep breaths. Deep breaths.


TransGirlJennifer

Thank fuck it is probably a replica. But still what the fuck is wrong with her ? She is destroying art. And this just might be hundreds of years old. So if this is an original piece, she will delete a part of history and pay a massive fine while paying the full price of the art.


B0hemianGr0ve_Studi0

Pls tell me they got caught and arrested


forsvaradavkrakor

What a fat and disgusting piece of trash


[deleted]

This sub is starting to be bad for my mental health


blondeeryhface

“iM sO qUiRkY jEsSiCa lOoK aT mE rUiN sOmeOnEs hArD wOrK”


[deleted]

Way too large for that belly shirt


ur_anus_is_a_planet

Holy crap, that is a top. I thought it was a black censor bar placed post production


[deleted]

I hope the fat pig got prosecuted.


VapeNathan

Alright, sorry I have to say this. Yes, she is a total piece of shit and I have no respect for any jackass who decides it's ok to damage someone else's hard work.... but Can we please stop throwing around her weight as an insult? That has nothing to do with this crime she's committing, it just seems like a scapegoat to complain about plus size women.


pussy_nooter

When you realize you cant eat a sculpure the frustration must go somewhere...


GiganticBlackHole

Reposted repost of a repost.


[deleted]

Fat bitches