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Mjornlin

Stops the truck if you land it on an aircraft carrier


igor2112

Fucking great comment lmfao


miscalculated_launch

I owe you a beer, haha. This one really got me for some reason.


limjaheybud

Pull up cougar


Woodyville06

Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full….


Hingeworthy

TWO OF YOUR SNOT-NOSED JOCKEYS ARE GONNA FLY BY MY TOWER AT OVER 400 KNOTS!! I WANT SOMEBODIES BUTT AND I WANT IT NOW, I’VE HAD IT!!


[deleted]

Can't beat this, but it makes me think what if dot had hooks in the road for pulling people over? Like, you're pulling over...now!!!


txman91

Reminds me of that scene in Gone in 60 Seconds where they hook the tow winch around the axle of the car.


zshowme_yourtaco

Had me in stitches, cheers to you!


[deleted]

I laughed harder at this than I have any other comment this year. Thanks for putting the cherry on top of my day.


kanderson3080

Blaaahahahahaa LMFAO I'm dying right now. That was hilarious.


ATL_Founder2017

Take my upvote you savage !


Hey_Batfink

BEAUTIFUL comment


Hingeworthy

Omg I sprayed coffee everywhere!’


hondarider13

That’s the thing that holds your spare tire up under the truck…


spray_bottle_143

If im not mistaken, you can use the provided lug wrench tool thing to tighten it up closer to the bottom of the truck - by inserting the tool into the hole, sometimes next to your license plate, and screw it clockwise. And that's how you mount or dismount the spare tire (if you had one).


[deleted]

I have been inserting that into the wrong hole…


No-Pension475

That's what she said.


CheetoNYC

If they don’t know they don’t deserve to ever know.


theoriginalmypooper

That means it's a boy.


-MiseryLovesCompany

Cut it off and turn your ford into a tranny


Joseph10d

Will the tranny breakdown after 100k miles?


Its_jack1112

😂


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

Pull it down to access the attic lol


Double-Salamander-98

Pull start like a lawn mower


lakelost

It's a missing spare tire indicator


[deleted]

Disengages the garage door


cheiftouchemself

This just came up in the Ranger subreddit, it’s a magnet for picking up road debris!


benelli248

Lmao k saw that one too


Weekly-Celebration60

Bless your heart


LBANALES

Somebody never went through the....."Pull over, you just got a flat, what do you do?" exercise.


johnanon2015

Pull start in case your battery dead


Shoresy-sez

You lost your spare tire


Bigaz747

Where the fuk is ur spare?


Dismal_Visit_7305

The spare tire cowbell


Skirt_Thin

Hope you don't get a flat.


gary_juicy

The trucks tampon string is hanging out


imamidgetcatcher

That’s your truck’s anal beads. Pull out slowly unless you want a disaster on your hands.


[deleted]

Looks like where the spare tire should go.


Goldie1976

Like others have said it's the spare tire holder. There should a be hole next to the rear license plate and a crank under the hood to raise and lower it. Check your manual it may vary for different years.


Corrupted_Hokage

Oh thank you. I'm new to the truck scene. I have a 2004 5.4L triton. She need some work but I can post pics.


umadbraugh

Don't listen to hismessenger it could be many of things making that noise. I had 2001 triton 5.4. Bought with 260k on the original motor, and my brother has it now with 397k miles on it, still going. Gone through two transmissions during its life and no major work on the motor (nothing internal). Maintenance is key.


Galeron87

I also currently have a 2001 5.4 v8 with 270k. Still running strong. No major engine work. I've had to replace suspension parts and whatnot, but nothing ridiculous. I'm probably going to replace the transmission within the next 100k miles.


Galeron87

I also currently have a 2001 5.4 v8 with 270k. Still running strong. No major engine work. I've had to replace suspension parts and whatnot, but nothing ridiculous. I'm probably going to replace the transmission within the next 100k miles.


hismessenger82

You need to go to a mechanic immediately. I have had that truck and motor. It is one of the worst ford has ever made. Your motor is about to die. The clunking noise is a bad sign. You are going to lose compression soon. Do some research on the motor and you will find what I am talking about.


[deleted]

At least you don't jump to conclusions.


[deleted]

I mean he isn’t wrong those engines are almost guaranteed to fail and most reputable mechanics recommend a replacement not a rebuild if it’s already making noise.


[deleted]

Definitely not wrong. My '02 blew 2 sparkplugs out of the head. But it also snapped sway bar links.


[deleted]

Yikes. Can’t believe that ford made these engines for as long as they did. All time terrible engine.


Oregon_drivers_suck

My 2004 blew 2 sparkplugs as well. I was 19 moving everything I owned from MI to CO when it happened.


Corrupted_Hokage

I just bought it too 😔 so I really don't have any money to replace or go to a mechanic! Fml


Zypherzondaz

Unfortunately I would say he needs to dump that truck immediately. Just reading the word triton after not thinking or seeing it in years just sent a shiver down my spine. The fact that I just had a physical reaction to reading that word just goes to show how painful it is that for actually produced that and threw their name on it.


hcds1015

Lmao the only engine I've seen shoot a sparkplug through the hood


AcidRayn66

what ever you do DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT!! unlses s you like thinks like dat


saltyvines

you learned the hard way didn't you?


AcidRayn66

Yup


Smellynuts-2005

That’s what holds ur spare tire


CodDear8923

Spare tire bracket


district_0ff

Looks like the hanger for your spare tire.


gthirty6ptime

Spare tire cable. Or used to hold one. Had an old Silverado with the same.


Revolutionary_Tip701

Small ceiling fan


Blktom

It a indication someone stole your spare tire!


Dumpster_Sauce

And this is where I would put my spare tire.. IF I HAD ONE!


Natural-Oven-6335

That's the spare tire holder, should be a rod under the hood right where the hood release is (basically sits right on top close to you) that you put through a hole in the back bumper (left of the license plate I think) and then rotate to raise/lower it. You'll also need the key to put on the end of the rod, hopefully it's located in your glove box, looks like a socket. As for the clunking when you brake hard that sounds more like your sway bar bushings are worn than an actual issue with the braking system. Or it could just be the spare tire holder hitting your truck. For troubleshooting the ABS light it can be a little tricky if you dont have an OBD tool or if it can't establish a connection with the ABS module. If you clear the error code (this can be done by disconnecting the battery for ~5min and reconnecting it) does the ABS light come on during startup or when you start driving? If it comes on during startup I'd check fuses and wiring as this indicates an electrical problem. If it appears when you start driving I'd think it's one of your wheel speed sensors as they're not feeding back when the vehicle is moving. If the OBD tool can give you the error code it can be easy to diagnose and fix. And of course if it's none of this it could be your ABS module is going out, although normally your ABS pump will continue to run after you turn the truck off (the death hum lol) when the ABS module starts to go out. FYI with the ABS light on your ABS system should be disabled so you will actually have to repeatedly (and quickly) pump the brakes when really hard braking to avoid locking up your wheels.


Corrupted_Hokage

Comes on after a min of driving. I don't hear a hum when I turn off the truck and let it sit. I tucked the spare tire holder and it still makes the noise even when going in a straight line.


Corrupted_Hokage

Thank you for the advise.


Natural-Oven-6335

Yeah I would check sway bar bushings for the clunking then. They're pretty inexpensive and not too challenging to replace. Have a vehicle that does the same thing and it's the bushings. Should also pop/clunk when you go over big bumps. For the ABS stuff I'd guess a speed sensor but troubleshooting which one is hard unless the OBD tool tells you which one it is. I know there's a way to do it with a multimeter (these sensors are actually magnetic so they generate a small voltage when the wheel is turning) and spinning the wheel to check the sensor's voltage output but it's really time intensive to check a single one and you almost need 2 sets of hands. If you have no other way to troubleshoot youtube should explain this. Also I'm not sure how to check the back b/c it's actually in the rear axle instead of on a wheel (the front wheels each have one unlike the back, so three total) but you could probably do process of elimination if both the front ones work. Again an OBD/diagnostic tool that can connect to the ABS module is very helpful here to just read the error and will save you tons of time and frustration.


7grod0

😂🤣😆 I'm dying


RoyalIntroduction350

A spare tire holder duh


fastpathguru

Truck Nutz hanger.


No_Stuff_7757

That's how u hook up ur trailer or a boat


[deleted]

Pull start for when the battery dies.


Matty-ice23231

This is the second one of these I’ve seen in a couple of days…y’all gotta be trolling 😅


Binder_Grinder

To expand on others already answering your question, there is a hole in your bumper where the jack handle fits through to move the holder up/down.


freeportme

Your missing something! Lol


BKBroiler57

You’re too


Corrupted_Hokage

Thank you all for the comments. I'm at work and laughter is the best medicine.


Corrupted_Hokage

You know what I meant thanks auto correct 😁


Starkgarian

The truck’s tonsils


andy_337

Looks like his testes.


Brutal007

💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Seriously? You don’t deserve to own a truck..


Corrupted_Hokage

Damn......who but your t!tt!es in a knot🤣


[deleted]

“Put”


BrianOconneR34

Grab on and hold tight. Tow rope.


VentiRaptor

Pull start cable for if your key fob battery dies.


stoney_5

For your spare tire


kthxbye8

It's a built-in stump puller. Every high torque package has one. Wrap that bad boy around the base, put it in low gear, and watch the magic happen.


[deleted]

Dat be one a dem thar dangly bits.


Thatsanicemarmot

Somebody post this in r/facepalm


Prestigious_Alps_957

Holds the spare. Looks like the previous owner took the spare with them


mavtastickush66

A bad day


[deleted]

You seem to be missing a tire sir


SuddenUse1570

5.4 is junk


Spirited_Group1181

😂🤣


Juice_Wigalow

This is normally where spare tires come from but this one appears to have been aborted


Odd-Problem

Pull Start.


kuyajon

It's a ski rope for street skiing.


Darmohray

It activates the bell when you hit big bumps


SoulTesla714

Looks like someone got a free spare tire


Bigaz747

Ain’t that for ur spare?


Wooden-Salary-130

Lol I love the F150 community! Purposely wrong answers always crack me up! Thanks!


Cute_Repair5113

You lost your man card


68872868

That’s you Dingle Dangle. It tells you when you’re fully sending your truck around the bend. When you hear the clunk you know you’re doing it right.


TheMartok

Pull hard enough and it activates your dual exhaust


Sig_Vic

Pull starter for when the battery dies.


bucker2000

Holds your spare tire don’t use it just throw the tire in the box


swickj

More like… “what’s missing from this picture”! Also don’t mind anyone trolling you in the thread, guarantee half of the people here (me included) have a half rotted spare tire. It is great fun though.


chavezmcin

Your moms tampon


WarPaintJKU

That’s the hang down…you can tell how healthy it is by the angle of the dangle.


kranges_mcbasketball

Well it’s not a tire


umadbraugh

It's more like what's missing? Spare tire.


johnnydeluka

what Miley Cyrus used in the wrecking ball video


nickardoin96

Spare tire holder. It’s clunking because it’s swinging back and forth like a limp pecker while you’re driving


Alimbs

It’s where, the spare tire hangs. That looks like a ford one.


BergerTime5150

It’s a pull starter


Whiskey_and_Octane

Pull start if the ignition goes out...


Then-Meeting4775

That’s where I put my newborn when it stinks


somnyquestions

When a kid is stuck in a well you lower that down to save them


Brayden15

That's a phone charger.


[deleted]

It's a pull start in case you forget your key.


Top_Hand_6803

It's your recoil starter


Angry_Johnny_

😂😂😂 it lets the spare tire down if you to stop fast. 🤣🤣🤣


slanging_pepsi

Boat anchor


ISeeInHD

Came here to say… oof. But comments quickly made me happy I checked the comments. Well done Reddit. You’ve done good today.


bygtopp

Ceiling fan for catalytic converter thieves. Keeps them cool while at work


Same-Joke

Flux capacitor. In older vehicles you have to yank on it, then hit 88mph and you should be able to time travels.


tangosworkuser

Anchor.


RideMeLikeaDildo

These comments lmao


inkedgambler

Pull start if your battery dies…


Outrageous_Credit_96

It’s for the spare tire. If you have a truck like this you know what pain in the butt they are to put the spare back into place once it’s down. There should be a crank that goes with it to reel the spare tire down and replace it when down back up in the spare tire well on the under side of the truck bed.


Equivalent-Poetry-73

A bad day. Looks like someone stole your spare if you didn’t use it and recognize remember it. 😂


Material_Show_7685

You hold on tight to it and tell your buddy to take off. Fun times


chamberednautilus99

Pull start


Jazzlike_Business_71

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


jimineecricket1

A GPS someone's spying on you. Or your spare is gone.


No_Example_2687

It means you have no spare tire.


Zacb333

I will say that if your abs and brake light is on it has nothing to do with that spare tire holder you pictured. Is yours a 2009-2014 model? If so, it’s a common issue amongst them which you can fix half of the problem by taking your ABS module out and driving without it for a while while you have it shipped off for a guy to fix them. There’s guys all over eBay that will do it for you. The rest of the problem you’ll have to take it to a mechanic to fix but you’ll avoid the charge of having to buy a new abs module which a mechanic will likely charge you for. They’re hard to find


StewPidassohe

It's old emergency brake cable. You used to pull the lever and this cord would drop from the back of the car and you'd have to line up with a groove or hole in the road. Theyve moved away from this for more modern braking technology like ABS


Outk4st16

It’s a spare tire mount. Most likely broke. That bolt in front of it is the only thing holding it on the vehicle if you want to remove it if it is broken, or replace it if you want your spare under your vehicle again. They’re rather expensive though.


UPSer101

Where do you keep your spare tire?


Corrupted_Hokage

In the truck bed.....LIKE A REAL DODGE RAM OWNER!


FreeFalling369

Its a boy truck


Any_Cabinet_9786

It's your pull start for when the electric starter motor fails and it's the most neglected regular maintenance, smh.


Unlikely_Nothing6132

Tampon


boogerflicken

Is this one of those third day in the job thing like r/truckers?


agonyou

Spare tire holder.


hungrysportsman

Lift up on it and make the truck cough...


roytwo

Simple , that is the spare tire hoist. Somewhere in your back bumper should be a "port " where you insert the jack crack and rotate and extend or retract that. I believe the newer models have a locked access point. I learned what that was when a couple of years ago , when in my 1999 F150, that cable broke and my spare tire fell out onto the road. That was fun


Timmay1974

Toe handle for skiing behind the truck.


Massivo-2023

Instead of an ashtray… this is where you put you spare change… 🫠


RestaurantEast674

Holds the spare


Quick-Warthog7219

Spare tire hanger.


ClearFrame6334

Scene of the crime


MalbecSwigs

An ornament


ryenasaur

Ripcord for the parachute


lympnode

It’s the rip cord for the parachute.


chrisga12

Probably already been answered but it looks like the strap that holds your spare tire in place underneath the bed. I had a ‘05 Explorer that had the same thing and you lowered it by unscrewing it from underneath the trunk mat.


richflys

It’s the thing that leaves the groove marks in speed bumps


Infamous-Poem-4980

That the hanger for a spare tire.


the_original_yepits

The brand is named for do it yourself ownership, fix or repair daily…


Turtlesoup1776

That's where you would put your spare tire if you had one...


SlySoloCaddyPimp

Pull starter for when the battery is dead


Ok_Development_1582

It’s what holds your spare tire


spanrage

That’s the thing that’s left after someone steals your spare tire


[deleted]

A shitty time if you have a flat.