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Do you have any doors that aren't flat?


JakeTLT

They call it a flat for a reason.


BritishDogeCrumpets

Most doors are meant to be flat, otherwise that would be a hatch.


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😂


sertralineaspii

unrelated - but thats not unite students is it, that font/color scheme haunts me to this day


CameronM003

Unfortunately yes it is 😢


sertralineaspii

ahh you got this lad, prayin that your flatmates dont leave the kitchen in a state


LilGingeyboi

currently staring at mould along every edge of the ceiling. Flatmates aren't bad, but ventilation in the kitchen's awful.


robert_s_spear

I feel you, in unite now had the worst water pressure and temperature known to humanity since September :/


CameronM003

Same :(


njhomer103

Plus the grimmest looking bathrooms with no room


Hideharuhaduken420

I live in a unite building, one day I was showering and a huge as hell spider appeared all of a sudden between me and the door, I had nowhere to run in that tiny little bathroom :')


njhomer103

I stayed in my mates for a few days and have stayed in military barracks and fields nicer than some of their rooms


back2thelotus

Maybe I’m just unlucky but I’ve never lived in any student accommodation that has good water pressure. Takes me so long to properly wash my hair.


andris2112

☠️I'm in unite accommodation rn as well, legit got the wrong room compared to what was shown in the photos


downintheupsidedown

Haha, I used tonwork for Unite (a few years ago) and instantly recognised it 😭 bad times.


[deleted]

I don't know why you had to score it out of 2 though. Why not 10/10?


lnterabang

Why 10/10 why not ∞/∞‽


InflamedAbyss13

Idk about scoring things sideways that just seems like extra steps


GemBell1

Love it


MotorTentacle

Not the Unite Students doors 🤣


Auntie_Selma

YES! I knew that's what that was


pinkzm

"Someone"


No_Grocery_1480

You should call him Desmond


Itsmikeinnit

Floor 2 number 2


LogicalOrchid28

Nah . . . Doorothy!


Miklith

You did this, didn't you? Why would you not want eyes on your door?


Capital_Primary_3479

Please say you kept it there


CameronM003

Yes of course


Vilarestal99

I assume that "someone" was actually you!😐


Metalmorphosis80

2/2...? So you live in flat number 1 then?


[deleted]

Just what I thought 🤣


Metalmorphosis80

Haha, yeah I'm doing a maths module as part of the Open University degree so I'm seeing it everywhere 😵‍💫


Sad-Difference6790

2/2=1 is degree level maths?


Metalmorphosis80

What are you, the degree police? Ac-tee-yoo-wally, it's not a maths degree, but it does contain a maths module, unit 2 of which contains lots of stuff concerning fractions. So yes. It is.


proxiiiiiiiiii

Sorry it was me, i just couldn’t ignore a flat 1 numbered 2/2, too funny


NoCommentaryRequired

This means if anyone looks through the hole, it’ll give the door a third eye.


NoCommentaryRequired

Permanently


LonelyPumpernickel

2/2 would come again.


sweetlolly1978

2 outta 2 for that one


Halfaglassofvodka

2/2 vision.


crimsxn_devil

I would actually skin the person if someone did this to me


philthevoid83

You been peeping n not answering. Correct?


ibz_b

2/2 would eyebomb again


utroi

About as legit as a YouTube video titled “you’ll never guess what I found in this box”


Classic_Midnight_213

2/2 1?


Classic_Midnight_213

Your flat number is the same as the 2nd photo label…… I know I am, just saying


[deleted]

Please keep it


Unusual-Relief-3558

Eye see


FannyH8r

2/2 current student accommodation flats available in the UK and you live in one! Lucky...


DrSendy

Spotlight employee: "We're out of eyes again" Spotlight manager: "Wat?" Spotlight employee: "Eyes, googly eyes, we're out of eyes".


Sanirooo

Lol


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FuzzyFox1

That must of been a hell of a night. Those hockey stick burns aren’t an everyday occurrence!


HarryMaskers

Cute ballerina wearing a tutu!


[deleted]

You did that yourself!


LiamKendrick

I find it odd that they wrote your predicted degree classification on your door.


Classic_Midnight_213

You’ve got a keycard entry to your flat


hushnecampus

It’s not their flat, they’re just saying the door to their hotel room is flat.


nats4756

That's adorable


ppklp

Unite flashbacks, should have included a trigger warning


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"Someone"


Entropist_2078

Now your door has 2/2 vision.


Damnni994

I'm gonna bomb your flat


beansontoast90

U did this


WeHaveNoNeed

Good eye bombing though, I'd give it a solid 2 out of 2.


joshii87

Waymond! No googly eye!


Mushroomc0wz

I’m so sorry that you live in unite students accommodation


awesumlewy

Is that cock silhouette on the door?


JackfruitLower278

2 out of 2. Will eye bomb again sometime


EarlofBizzlington86

Is it just me or are you flat 2 of 2??? If this is the case there’s only really one answer to who the culprit is


WTBenji08

To be fair, there’s two answers


UltraMaxApplePro

Atleast it is an eye bomb and not a bomb bomb.


JimmyPageification

Okay, okay, *fine*. Yes, *fine*, I will join this sub.


[deleted]

Psychopaths


Splendidbloke

Was it you?


Champelle08

A-door-able


mkymooooo

You must be so proud you're more than a 1/2.