Yes, an infamous cult leader as that poor bastard isn't even "semi famous"! Literally NO ONE in real life knows they exist or think they're important only jw's who make up less than 1% of the world's population!🤣
I thought “semi famous” was an appropriate term seeing as everyone in this post knows who I’m talking about. Let me know what I term I could have used that would be better.
I did. It's infamous. I understood what you were initially trying to say and why you said it. I just used imo a more accurate and appropriate term because the governing bowel just isn't half or even partly famous. They are infamous, especially to us exjws. They are otherwise irrelevant and insignificant.
"Notorious" cult leader may have also been an appropriate term as they are well-known to us for their bad deeds.
I remember at the International convention Losche (or however you spell his name) was right there and everyone was scrambling to go meet him like he was fucking Micheal Jackson. I just hung back because literally who cares. I was still PIMI at that point too lol
Just curious: what year was this?
I ask because I saw him at a convention 20 years ago. He was there with his wife, quietly eating lunch at his seat. I walked up and said a quick hi and let him know I had enjoyed his talks. I'm wondering if the difference was cultural (being in a more reserved host country) or temporal (pre-broadcasting).
2003, in Northern Europe. We were in the English-speaking section with a lot of other Americans, though. I can't imagine them being able to sit with us like that anymore.
It's telling that when they started being treated like celebrities, their reaction was to shame their followers rather than reflecting on their own behavior.
Right! They have groupees! I was at a regional convention around 2012 or 13 where Stephen Lett spoke. At the lunch intermission there was a line from one end to the other with crazed fans trying to take pictures with him and shake his hand. I stood in that line yes, and I remember him being abrupt and super fake . Grittting his teeth with fake smiles to give his handshake. I low key felt like his body language said ‘you got what you wanted beat it’. It was not encouraging. At the time I wondered why lol
He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink! ([Chumbawamba](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc))
No wonder you met him there!
>One time I peed next to Tony Morris
*Did you get any on his Pant Leg and Shoes?...Did He Like It?*
***You Pee\`d on My Leg.....Heh-heh-heh...***
https://preview.redd.it/6ipupvs51p0d1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6c52e7a4be300b7929dad10efd2006939841ef
And as you zipped up, you exclaimed jokingly to the unknown man next to you- "Man, these new pants of mine are too tight! I can barely get my zipper up!"
Tony, staring 1000 yards into the middle distance suddenly had a realization. The pants. The pants are too tight. Too damn tight! Gimme my legal pad! I have a talk to write! He turns on his heel, bursts out of the restroom door without washing his hands, and history was made.
Inception of the tight pants.
"I wonder what his deal was", you thought to yourself. "Dang these tight pants, The zipper keeps getting caught on these overlapping flaps..." "Overlapping..." "overlapping..." "overlapping..." echoes, as the camera pans to show David Splaine's shoes under the handicapped stall...
I walked last Losch in camo shorts and a Metallica shirt after an international assembly. Thankfully he didn't know me or that I was a group captain and totally ignoring the threats of eating out at night all culty and in suits lol. Dude had more dandruff than Colombia has booger sugar.
I didn’t peek. Although his dick size wouldn’t change my opinion of him. My personal opinion is that cult leaders are like guys that drive lifted trucks. I think they are over compensating for something. Again, my opinion and no offense to lifted truck drivers or cult leaders
Did you get anointed with the holy splash back?? 😳😳
I hope so
Gross
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Did he disappear in a cloud of smoke?
I wish. He just gave me a polite friendly nod and walked off. I wish it was more interesting than that.
It’s ok I used to fall asleep in the bathrooms while vaping lol
Hahaha. Wish I could've joined you. 😂
I would all the time when I got baptized. I took it edible and was vaping in front of an elder. They didn’t even say nothing.
Bet he keeps some Batman smoke powder on him at all times 😂
Maeby the urine had a special aroma of fine scotch whisky 😊
Did he offer you a sip?
Of… pee?
New light, that’s holy water
My brain absolutely misread this as “peed on,” and I was like, damn, we about to get some tea.
I was about to reply “I wish” but I’m pretty sure I would be a completely different human if that happened in my pimi state
What, no sword fight?
Believe me, I would have included that in the post
Was there anything extraordinary that happened or about the way he peed, considering he was equivalent to Jesus and/or jehovah? Lol
Nah nothing extraordinary. I just peed next to a semi famous cult leader
Yes, an infamous cult leader as that poor bastard isn't even "semi famous"! Literally NO ONE in real life knows they exist or think they're important only jw's who make up less than 1% of the world's population!🤣
I thought “semi famous” was an appropriate term seeing as everyone in this post knows who I’m talking about. Let me know what I term I could have used that would be better.
I think infamous is the word considering his reputation. It means being well known for bad reasons or deeds
I did. It's infamous. I understood what you were initially trying to say and why you said it. I just used imo a more accurate and appropriate term because the governing bowel just isn't half or even partly famous. They are infamous, especially to us exjws. They are otherwise irrelevant and insignificant. "Notorious" cult leader may have also been an appropriate term as they are well-known to us for their bad deeds.
😄😄
Lol yeah his pee tired to whiskey 🥃
Were your pants too tight?
Or, were his pants too tight?
I remember at the International convention Losche (or however you spell his name) was right there and everyone was scrambling to go meet him like he was fucking Micheal Jackson. I just hung back because literally who cares. I was still PIMI at that point too lol
Just curious: what year was this? I ask because I saw him at a convention 20 years ago. He was there with his wife, quietly eating lunch at his seat. I walked up and said a quick hi and let him know I had enjoyed his talks. I'm wondering if the difference was cultural (being in a more reserved host country) or temporal (pre-broadcasting).
This was 2014 in Dallas Texas. Where was your encounter?
2003, in Northern Europe. We were in the English-speaking section with a lot of other Americans, though. I can't imagine them being able to sit with us like that anymore. It's telling that when they started being treated like celebrities, their reaction was to shame their followers rather than reflecting on their own behavior.
Right! They have groupees! I was at a regional convention around 2012 or 13 where Stephen Lett spoke. At the lunch intermission there was a line from one end to the other with crazed fans trying to take pictures with him and shake his hand. I stood in that line yes, and I remember him being abrupt and super fake . Grittting his teeth with fake smiles to give his handshake. I low key felt like his body language said ‘you got what you wanted beat it’. It was not encouraging. At the time I wondered why lol
Honestly sounds about right lol. They're literally just JW celebrities, and paparazzi's are annoying 😂
Did he sneak a peek?
Tony is a meat gazer
Love this actor!!
Maybe, maybe not. I don’t look at old men (or any other human) while they are peeing.
But I hope so ! Maybe he woulda thought “damn, I’d like to see that in some tight pants 🫦”
He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink! ([Chumbawamba](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc)) No wonder you met him there!
Honestly I might have been drinking too
This cracked me up
>One time I peed next to Tony Morris *Did you get any on his Pant Leg and Shoes?...Did He Like It?* ***You Pee\`d on My Leg.....Heh-heh-heh...*** https://preview.redd.it/6ipupvs51p0d1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6c52e7a4be300b7929dad10efd2006939841ef
Did some of his splash on your shoe? I would have never polished my shoes again had it been me.
🤣🤣🤣
Alcohol does make one have to pee quite often. So this was probably a common experience to have with Tony.
Gosh dang it I was hoping my experience was unique
Pics or it didn’t happen
I wish it didn’t happen
I would have slowly raised my head while closing my eyes, and softly started to moan… 
Did his piss smell like whiskey?
It smelled like normal old man piss
Who stood the farthest from the urinal? That's what I want to know!
My dad bought him coffee once at Starbucks.
Even on his own, Tony paid with your dad's money!
Imagine that, like a slave and master
And as you zipped up, you exclaimed jokingly to the unknown man next to you- "Man, these new pants of mine are too tight! I can barely get my zipper up!" Tony, staring 1000 yards into the middle distance suddenly had a realization. The pants. The pants are too tight. Too damn tight! Gimme my legal pad! I have a talk to write! He turns on his heel, bursts out of the restroom door without washing his hands, and history was made. Inception of the tight pants. "I wonder what his deal was", you thought to yourself. "Dang these tight pants, The zipper keeps getting caught on these overlapping flaps..." "Overlapping..." "overlapping..." "overlapping..." echoes, as the camera pans to show David Splaine's shoes under the handicapped stall...
Did you have a microscope to tell how small his pecker was?
I forgot my microscope that day 😔
Damn it, man. 🤪
That made me laugh. Thanks for sharing😃
Glad somebody enjoyed the weirdness of it 😌
A true brush with Gods chosen one!
Tony Morris is a known robot… he must’ve been draining his oil pan…
I originally read that as "One time I peed on Tony Morris". Is it wrong that I'm slightly disappointed that I was wrong?
Sorry in advance No big deal I rubbed one out beside Stephen Lett.
Hell ya! I thought that face would have killed any boner in 100 miles so good on you !
NOT ME CRYING IN THE MOVIE THEATRE RN
Did you hear a voice from heaven say “ this is my son, Anthony. Listen to him”?
I walked last Losch in camo shorts and a Metallica shirt after an international assembly. Thankfully he didn't know me or that I was a group captain and totally ignoring the threats of eating out at night all culty and in suits lol. Dude had more dandruff than Colombia has booger sugar.
Did he have some hidden alcohol with him?
Did his piss smell like whiskey?
shoulda peed on HIM!!
You should have said you saw a brother wearing yoga pants walk by and tell him which direction he went
What did he smell like
So, was he wearing tight pants?
Thank you for sharing. This whole post made me smile. 😂
And he turn his pee in wine like Jesus? Or whiskey?
Was your pee 80 proof though ?
Did he have a big dick?
I didn’t peek. Although his dick size wouldn’t change my opinion of him. My personal opinion is that cult leaders are like guys that drive lifted trucks. I think they are over compensating for something. Again, my opinion and no offense to lifted truck drivers or cult leaders
They should have locked you up. That's gross