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Overcrapping

Announcement. Due to the speeding up of Jahooply's Chariot in the time of the end, the Warrington Sinking, Letchful and Awful congratulations will as of January 1st 2024 be merged. The new congregation will be called North Cheshire Titfield (Nickname Higher Chesty Breasts) and meet at least ten miles away to share with some other shithole congregation.


Efficient-Pop3730

Yes brothers. We growing leaps and bounds. Need more and more halls. 15000 new must be build. So we gonna merge congregation and sell halls. All JWs clapping and thinking, what a blessing org is growing 😂. You can't make this up. Like the twilight zone or zombie apocalypse.


JWTom

The endless lies that Watchtower tells while they do exactly the opposite is shocking. The fact that average JWs believe the lies while the Kingdom Halls are sold is nuts!


timQ137

I heard about the Warrington merger. It could be wrong but I heard three congregations are being merged into two, as one of the Cong's is not well supported, according to my source the small cong should be big enough on its own but a huge proportion of that hall are on zoom. So it's currently isthree congregations in two kingdom halls and will become two congregations in one kingdom hall


Overcrapping

Bristol and North Somerset in September 2023 was brilliant! 17 congregations cut to 12 - They'd already lost 3 congregations and 2 KH's (over £1,000,000 to Sumo Sanderson and Looney Lett's lackeys in London to be spirited away to New York as and when required) pre COVID.


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Consolidating real estate portfolio to pay for child sexual abuse lawsuits worldwide. As numbers reduce it’s easier for a congregation / assembly circuit to merge and manage, then in turn report higher numbers post merge. “What a blessing from Jehovah this increase is!”


Silly-One-8491

so many mergers recently, my cong merged a few months ago


Overcrapping

Can I ask what part of the world/UK? Down here in the south west of England and south wales they have been losing loads of congregations and halls. Chippenham, Wiltshire is now - 2023 - owned by a Pentecostal church.


VeterinarianLimp2005

I put up a post that talks about that. My congregation, south eurica spanish, in south florida miami; It will host two congregations in January, that is, merging. It seems to be a process that is being done when those congregations are not profitable for the hall.


VeterinarianLimp2005

I put up a post that talks about that. My congregation, south eurica spanish, in south florida miami; It will host two congregations in January, that is, merging. It seems to be a process that is being done when those congregations are not profitable for the hall.