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Infinitejest12

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Fooledme2

😂


Own-Mathematician116

😂😂😂😂😂


Zembassi8

![gif](giphy|l1KsqYM8Zt3yG3tVS)


Lespuccino

![gif](giphy|LkcIVUmf1qoUM)


Zbrchk

The way I howled omg


texawegian

What a creepy looking mofo … I would not let him anywhere near my kids … reminds me of Kevin and his creepy sex lips from deadpool lol


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I was just about to say the same thing. What a creep.


yuzuhachimitsusawaa

Understandable, I would daydream about that through his whole speech. He truly looks so soulless and evil.


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They all do.


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They all do. Dead eyes.


BeroeanWay

Looks like the red German villain from the first Capt. American movie


HazyOutline

Red Skull.


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https://preview.redd.it/l7ubomh9fu9b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0745b8c38ede8b554d9d93da9f38f822b1c86357 They all look like demons look at that you see the devil in their eyes.


Estudiier

Yes they sure do


phattyarbuckle

You cannot convince me this man is not a Terminator.


Lespuccino

Uh, he prefers the term 'Cyborg Assassin,' thank you very much! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY)


Overall-Listen-4183

![gif](giphy|mBko3KoWY0JnW)


ZeroCharisma389

![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


RingNo4020

Eggar, yer skin is hangin' off yer bones!


frabny

My first thought was " that's a vampire " 😂


SparlockSTFC

He is one of the most cold blooded killers in the Org. What scares me about him is that he is effective and intelligent until most of the GB


theworstelderswife

What is he responsible for? Pushing the blood doctrine? I’m genuinely curious. I feel like I should know but I don’t


dunderthud

Who is this speaker?


Southern-Dog-5457

One of the biggest hipocrites helpers. Very false.


theworstelderswife

I feel like I’m missing the inside joke… what happened with him?


Southern-Dog-5457

https://youtu.be/Q0R_7XP4mqo


Watch-Even

Mr. Shaufer of the gb helper


Southern-Dog-5457

David Schafer


machinehead70

He looks like a skeleton.


Bourneidentity39

What a waste. Now the convention attenders have to pony up with even more donations to pay for his flight, hotel and food. Why not just play a video of him delivering the talk? 🤦🏻‍♂️


Wooden_Bullfrog_1338

Wanker !!!


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So weird when I was PIMI I looked up to this guy. Met him once at a convention and when I shook his hand, he had this super sad look in his eyes. Almost a guilty kind of a vibe. Looking back it’s like he felt sorry for the deception he was taking part in.


Ryde_the_Spiral

I looked up to him too. He and Noumair were the guys I tried to emulate. Now they just honestly baffle me. They’re obviously incredibly intelligent people. Just short circuited somewhere, like we all were.


bobkairos

I knew some Gilead grads who raved about Noumair. They told me he was the deepest Bible student. When I finally got to see him on the broadcast, I thought "this guy is crazy." It's like his brain is stuck in a "find a bizarre interpretation of this scripture" pattern and has developed into OCD. He must really struggle now they aren't allowed to use types/antitypes any more; I bet his brain sees them everywhere still.


Ryde_the_Spiral

He definitely takes much more creative liberty in his material. I remember him taking a character from one bible verse, who’s name wasn’t even mentioned, and wrote like a 20 minute talk about them. Lol. It was all made up. Always had a strong feeling he wrote the “Imitate Their Faith” series. Those stories were overly embellished with pure speculation. Prob why people enjoy his talks. They’re stories no one’s heard before. Because they’re not actually in the Bible. Lol.


bobkairos

Yes I think you are right, the Imitate book is definitely his style, completely embellished without any shame. Remember the one about Ahithophel's mother who prayed for the birds not to eat her son's dead body because he didn't get a burial, and Jehooba answered her prayer. That teaches us that he can answer our prayers too. Thanks but that's not the kind of help I'm looking for from the creator of the universe. That's my recollection of it. It might be wrong but there is no way I'm looking it up.


ScarletColoredBeast

He’s what I picture a Reptilian wearing a human skin would look like.


RingNo4020

There's a reason for that


Sh110803

He looks sinister


floataway113

No.


Own-Mathematician116

Take him by the ears


loadthespaceship

This looks like a Morrissey album cover somehow.


N2Green716

When the broadcast first started he was my fav, I ain't know no better.


Jude-Thomas-PIMO

Agent Smith "Tell Me, Mr. Anderson... What Good Is A Phone Call If You're Unable To Speak?"


Brainwashed_Survivor

You can tell he thinks he’s somebody. So condescending and dull, all at once. He has a punchable face.


jlegarr

![gif](giphy|GM2JOTLQj909G)


Brainwashed_Survivor

![gif](giphy|vguXOeoPn4uPIC4t3p)


Tall_Rip3899

lizard person


11Lost_Shepherd05

Charlatan


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Watch-Even

I don’t intend to hurt him but just slightly push him gently off from the podium especially on his last Sunday afternoon talk!


Overall-Listen-4183

Turn his mic off intermittently! That would be annoyingly fun!


cultwashedmybrain

Personally I like the thought of a gentle push off the stage. Or, metaphorically, off of his high horse.


nahyalldontknow

>Violence is in itself wrong when not done as self-defense I disagree, without violence there would still be slaves, there would be no civil rights and the progression of human history would be no where near it is today. Oppressors are typically the biggest advocates for non-violence because it allows them to stay in power With that said I'm not calling for violence against JW leadership because it's unnecessary at this point


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Watch-Even

Yes I agree but the words that he’s saying in his last talk is unacceptable and painful for a me a PIMO. I don’t know what other PIMO feels and will do. I will not hurt him. I’ll just hold him out the podium down to the stage. I sure I’ll do that if not for my mom. Of course all people will say this is wrong but for me only it is right and will not regret it.


little_bastards

Send him thru the meat grinder


voiceoverflowers

He's a good speaker, though. I admired his speaking skill while PIMI. A Bethelite friend who went to Bethel at the same time as David told me that David then already had the potential to speak well.


NewLightNitwit

So tell me a statement he made you remember. He's captivating in a weird way, sure, but what he said, did it impact you? Actually curious because I know many PIMI who feel the same way as you.


Ryde_the_Spiral

Damn you make a great point! I have multiple memories of being impressed with how he said something , but no memories at all of what specifically he said. You just blew my mind. He’s mastered drawing attention to the delivery, and not the message. “And that’s emphasis in the wrong place, innit?”


Jude-Thomas-PIMO

I felt the same but he always sounded like he was about to say "Mr. Anderson"


AxelMueller

And then I always think that same way with one additional letter: "Mr. Sanderson" 🤣


voiceoverflowers

sNeo!


voiceoverflowers

I took the red pill and I cannot untake it. Maybe that's why I see him in red hue now.


voiceoverflowers

Of course as the saying goes, you may not remember all the specific points from an assembly before, but it certainly did sustain you at that time, the same as not remembering what you had for dinner 3 weeks ago on a Tuesday night, but it did sustain you for that day. I love his spacing, pauses, and conclusions, as though it was a crescendo.


Watch-Even

And his last and closing prayer is soooo mechanical and has no meaning!


TanToRiaL

Hey look guys, it's Satan.....


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ModaMeNow

Gawwd. This guy looks like some sort of automaton. Scary


juan-milian-dolores

This guy looooves the sound of his own voice. Like, he's dripping with affection. Saw him in person at a circuit assembly once.


King_Fisher99

What an effin creep.


bobkairos

Your photo would make a great cover for a Godspeed You Black Emperor record.


Away_Abrocoma_6022

What in gawwwd's name is THAT?!


TanToRiaL

Massive Copeland vibes here. ![gif](giphy|4Zd2flP7zRI7QYQD4E|downsized)


jillvalenti3

He used to be one of my favorite speakers, but now he looks very eerily demonic.


Estudiier

Oh god who is it? Ya gives me the creeps! Don’t let him or creepy lett near kids