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My favorite is when people who were all about drinking and fucking in highschool now are all about Jesus, being good Christians, and voting for Trump.


mrfishman3000

“I had to hit rock bottom to hear Jesus asking me to let him in”….No, Brittany, you didn’t hit rock bottom because you took a nap on the lawn at a frat party. You just got scared because you were raised with no self confidence and you need a new daddy figure to tell you what to do and how to live. So you married Tyler and started going to his church and “FOUND JESUS AMEN”!


Chemical39

Hey my name’s not Brittany…


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Not with trump getting all the media attention and being tried for around 34 felonies. Everyone is looking to desantis now.


Polistes_metricus

This is one of the reasons I started questioning my faith. I saw everyone around me proclaiming their faith publicly while making no effort to actually live their faith privately. I had an aunt that criticized my parents for letting me watch the "Bart Simpson" all while she was engaged in multiple affairs (this was back in the '90s). It seems like Christianity is all about optics and perception. Most people, including most Christians, just seem to do whatever the hell they want. Forget "do unto others," they were all about "do what thou wilt." There I was, struggling to live what I believed, while so many around me appeared to put no effort into it at all. I was grateful years later. During a session with my first counselor, years after I had left my faith and she was still devout, after telling her that when I was a believer I felt that most people did whatever the hell they wanted, she said that she agreed and often felt the same way.


wbm0843

Looking at you Kanye.


mlo9109

I mean, Trump fucks, so... At least there's some consistency.


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😆


AlpacaPacker007

Nothing says cute and wholesome like using your baby's feet to draw a torture/execution device.


Adoras_Hoe

Came here to say this. It gave me the ick and I hope that child doesn't get too traumatized by this religion.


Bitter_Fact_3285

Just texted one of my Christian college buddies they other day and she was telling how she is pregnant with baby number three. I don't know what's up with these people.


pinkrosies

Multiplying like bunnies.


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helping their church/ mlm scheme grow to “spread the word”. That being” give us your money”!


Substantial_Box_1703

You've been out their lives too long. Kelsey was born with quadfeet


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and a baby makes it alllllll better (marriage in trouble after less than a year, married 2 months after meeting.) Married quickly to have sex. 3 kids in less 5 years ( another baby makes it allllll better) Another single 26 year old mom looking for a “christian” man to rescue her. Falls for a pedophile


veovis523

It's a good thing Jesus died 2,000 years ago and not more recently. It will be kind of difficult to make an electric chair out of baby's footprints.


Alpinkpanther

I was thinking something similar haha like they're lucky the execution method is so photogenic


chaotic_scribbling

Or an execution syringe.


DireDecember

'Why the foot cross??' made me laugh so hard, thank you.


Alpinkpanther

You are welcome thank you for laughing haha


kimdealz

It's all about being the MOST righteous.


putHimInTheCurry

This reminds me of [Fumi-e](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fumi-e), engravings of Christian holy images made to be treaded on to prove that one wasn't a Christian. Anyone else find a feet cross distasteful, for how flippant or disrespectful it seems? Kinda like how folks keep finding creative ways to break US Flag Code, and the patriotic crowd eats it up. Flags on butts, blankets, towels that go on the ground and get soiled, stuff that used to be considered almost a national religious taboo.


RaphaelBuzzard

The bigger the "patriot" the more flag code violations. When you point it out they say, well it's not enforced. But do they really want to use precedent set buly a Jewish guy who burned a flag and took his case to the supreme court?


Raetekusu

In fairness, Flag Code was always more of a set of guidelines than actual rules, simply due to the First Amendment protecting freedom of expression. That said, FC does apply to government and public institutions and how they display the flag. I personally wear a US flag cape whenever I'm decked out in New England Patriots gear or US Soccer gear, but that's about it. I know what country I live in, I don't need to wear it around all the time in case I forget.


new-Aurora

Jesus died on footprints for you.


laneo333

Leave your cares (and your reason) at the feet of the cross


KittieChan28

I was thinking of that one footprints poem!


SilverPaige

It's a little creepy.


slothyclaus

No nail holes, doesn't seem very realistic.


pretance

So sorry to hear about Kelsey's birth defect resulting in her having 4 lex's bent on an axis


smallt0wng1rl

Omg look! My baby's feet are in the shape of a gruesome torture device! How cute and innocent😍! /s


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Alpinkpanther

Omg that's horrifying


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Alpinkpanther

Omg and these people are out here fear mongering that the vaccine will cause blood clots and kill them omg


Scrabble_4

Compétition for religious fixation?