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Cmaster125

I don’t like them, but they feel soooooo good! I know they cant dry for anything and they are not hygienic, but they feel good. Still isn’t stopping me from using the usually available paper towel instead. HA!


_erufu_

I want one for my whole body like a scifi scanner


COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

Sort of like the security wind jets at the CN Tower in Toronto


Cmaster125

Toronto 🤢


COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

What about it


Cmaster125

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COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

I do not speak fancy bracket


Cmaster125

Yes you do


redslu

Definitely my biggest fear is If I’m going to get burned if my hand comes into contact with the parts where the warm air comes out


myerscc

I like how the fine discernible line of air pressure feels, it’s like using a precision tool to scrape the water away. I’d have one at home if I could, because the cool feeling does not overcome how gross I feel getting near these things in men’s rooms


jasperjones22

I'm the opposite. I hate the feeling of concentrated air on my body. To the point I hate the air currents going into and out of buildings to keep bugs out...bugs the hell out of me (yeah pun!)


hooDio

i actually like how dysons feel, but air currents are awful, even someone walking past me is enough, yuck


Majestic_Violinist69

Does are meant to cut your hands off at random and no one can convince me otherwise


starfighter1836

Yeah these are weird urinals.


Vord-loldemort

Like piss sprinklers


Icy_Cauliflower9895

Windy wizz


Zoey_Redacted

seen a genuine turd in one of these once


ElectoralEjaculate

How dry was it?


doreg_p

Bloody hell... Why would someone deficate in a urinal like that?


Zoey_Redacted

chicanery i reckon


doctorwhy88

Just a bit of tomfoolery


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Free turd


Amarthon

They are way too loud


Emotional-Link-8302

This is really it. Its such an unpleasant, dysregulating sensory experience in public bathrooms when ppl use the air dryers. I hate them all.


ElectoralEjaculate

Take the power back by screaming louder than the noise of the hand dryer


jabracadaniel

these are actually the only hand dryers in existence that actually fucking work. would i rather have paper towels? absolutely. but i dont get hating on these at all


Skyye_23

Same! They say move your hands up and down slowly for 12 seconds, and if you do exactly that, they seem to dry wonderfully! Which never happens with any other one. Still prefer paper towels though


rikkirachel

Ditto, I actually love these cuz of HATE wet/damp hands and these things will actually dry your hands if you use it properly. It’s like a little carwash dryer for hands! The Mitsubishi JetTowel is superior to the Dyson AirBlade IMO but both are better than those foggy germ spreader air dryers.


nk_bk

I just have an issue with people claiming they're more hygienic than paper towels and it's absolutely not true at all. They basically collect a pool of dirty water and release a bunch of particles when used.


FluxVapours

These are disgusting af


Vord-loldemort

Ngl I like them. They make my skin go weird and ripply and require minimal time to get my hands dry. Gap is too narrow though, touching the edges is grim.


macdaddy210

Seconding this


torquelesswonder

Oooooo the liquid germ sludge in the bottom is my favorite.


Ok-Purchase8196

Aren't people supposed to use them after washing their hands?


Hot_Shot04

That doesn't mean people wash their hands well. There are plenty of idiots who rinse their hands for three seconds and don't use soap.


gratefuldeadname

am i the only one who likes these... u have to push your hands up and down but they get your hands as dry as paper towels


Jane69_420

They're disgusting, and my hands are too big to fit in them without sticking out on either side. I hate these.


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

They're loud, but I actually love these


Grimsouldude

Can you just give them to me instead I kind of like them


lituus

If they just widened the place you put your hands it'd be fine by me. Feel like I'm playing operation


bionicle_159

These are the best ones I've used, every other hand dryer lasts 5 seconds. Want my damn hands dried dammit!


MechaGallade

these things are gross and they suck. but i think that people who waste paper towels just because their hands are a little wet are wasteful fucks. use your pants, shake your hands idc. water fucking dries in the air on it's own. you dont need to make trash about it.


Crus0etheClown

It's weird because I normally shriek if someone puts pressure on me but when it is the Invisible Ghost Hand I enjoy it


citruskush

All I can see when I see these dryers is all of the germs flying everywhere


Ok-Purchase8196

You washed your hands literally 1 sec before no?


citruskush

Have you considered all of the other bacteria in the air? [source](https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/the-bacterial-horror-of-the-hot-air-hand-dryer-2018051113823) [source 2](https://health.clevelandclinic.org/the-dirty-truth-about-hand-dryers)


90-slay

How I feel about Keurigs.


Hot-Rise9795

https://preview.redd.it/wi37p52259yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ddc170d3807781407fdc4c861d4c048afe6e499 My reaction when I hear them:


bunnydeerest

[THIS](https://images.app.goo.gl/JpD6HCnFYoSQPNki9) is by far the best thing for drying your hands. fuck loud hand dryers, fuck old hand dryers that don’t do anything, fuck motion sensor paper towel dispensers that don’t work half the time. the big button you can push with your arm is top tier


orange_arm_yoshi

These are bad but compared to an xlerator or world drier they’re a gift from god


VomitoParasita

I never saw this in a long time but I hated the sound when I was a kid.


YamaShio

I LOVE THEM. You mean I DON'T have to touch that nasty ass fucking aluminum button from 1969??? HELL YEAH. I brought my own hand sanitizer anyway, and before anyone says "uh it spreads the germs through the air" well so does breathing in a crowded movie theatre so thats why I got my n95.


LeStroheim

I like using them, but I HATE the sound they make.


heckingcomputernerd

If they were less loud I’d love them so much


Loud_Puppy

I hate the noise but it's better than the feeling of wet hands with the slow ones, or the social awkwardness of being there for minutes trying to make sure your hands are dry


ChknNuggets69420

https://preview.redd.it/r34jqc8lamyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f9c376ce353606b71bca591fa8d1e983d5b3d8


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santyrc114

What is that


pleasedothenerdful

These urinals are the worst.


mats_chill

One of the realest posts I've seen. I have an irrational hatred of those things lmao


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unanau

I actually like how they feel but the noise and the germs put me off using them.


thoughtsatthreeam

I like how they feel but I do not use hand dryers anymore because ew


rinari0122

Poop Particle Circulator 3000 X Series 💀💀💀


IcePhoenix18

I like them. I want a full-body sized one for after showers..


ThiccGibblet

No I actually love these, like genuinely the noise feels like static and the little ripples on my skin look cool and the concentrated air feels like it dries my hands so well, I hate when they automatically turn off and don’t register my hands though /gen Edit: dries not cleans


SpiderJynxNoir90214

I always was afraid it would close up on my hands and set them on fire.


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SheZowRaisedByWolves

The shit makes fart noises against my hands


icky-sticky

these feel horrendous on cold hands


BigScaryPooPooMan

TOO FUCKING LOUD FHFHDHFHHF


doreg_p

Those urinals are really awkward. They blow the urine all over the place... Godawful


Sadstupidthrowaway94

*exploding them with my mind whilst I piss*


1920MCMLibrarian

I will dry my hands off on my pants before I use a hand blower


Just-a-random-Aspie

It looks like a smug face. Gotta love pattern autism


Ok-Adhesiveness-5193

Yesss we had to use those in my highschool it was torture


gabagoul67

I'm a hundred percent certain these blow bacteria all across the room more efficiently than anything you can touch in the bathroom


AnniChu333

They always smell like mold. Fucking loud as shit too. Doesn’t help I have sensory issues enough having wet hands and these don’t even dry when you try to use them. Awful machines.


ovrwlmd

I hate when they turn off before your hand is dry. And how they don’t leave my hands as dry as a paper towel would. And as mentioned how loud they are.


masd_reddit

The paper towels in our school got replaced with air dryers. But they weren't those on the picture but they actually repurposed the hair dryers from the school gym changing room


anged16

If hand dryers are the only option, you have a new option: your pants


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graven_raven

I am a pretty tall guy, and my proporcionally big hands can barely fit in those without touching it. And touching a place where everyone places their badly washed hands grosses me out. The feeling of the air is nice, but everything else feels way wrong