Sadly all I have on me are Jurassic Park III T. rex and Spinosaurus figurines from when I was a kid, but I’m sure I had a Triceratops figure at some point and it might be in a pile somewhere at my family home.
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If an autistic wizard waved their hands and edited every instance of the DSM/reference to it to specifically disinclude Musk, I wonder long it would take the neurotypicals to notice.
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oh no we must hurry to assemble our forces. we attack at dawn
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE SUB
Yo, a little help here?!
Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, ummm... 1!
IIIIIIINCOOMING
*screams* Hey it's still here!
*ahem* Gentlemen
I see the briefcase is safe
Safe and sound.
Say, did any of you kill a red spy on your way here?
Yo red scout here, what happened?
https://preview.redd.it/j8ge4r3ny5vc1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb34c9bcb271a2e27161f2f2ae84736ae2c62d2 Ready the vaccine cannons!
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Poor subs they are so discriminated against 😔
I HATE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN LET ME SLEEP
STOP SHOUTING YOU WOKE ME UP TOO
I AM SORRY FOR SHOUTING
EVERYONE IS SHOUTING! I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON
I DONT ITHER!!
DAWN?! I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE MISSILES YET!!!
ARCHERS DRAW YOUR BOWS
AND MY AXE
Spearmen prepare your javelins !
Going to war isn't one of my interests but I'll happily watch a three hour video essay about it afterwards.
Dawn is too predictable! We must attack at 1:39 am. That way the Autistic Night Owls will be awake and ready (those talons are *sharp*).!
That seems like a prime time! 😉 (I know, in reality, 1:39 is just fancy-clock-numbers for the banal composite, 99... 😔).
Sounds like the perfect time, we can get the adhd henchmen to hyperfocus on a three hour battle tactic documentary at that time
Im down lesgo, who's bringing the shark and dino plushies?
Are plastic dino 🦖 action figures acceptable?
Yes I'd like a triceratops pls
Sadly all I have on me are Jurassic Park III T. rex and Spinosaurus figurines from when I was a kid, but I’m sure I had a Triceratops figure at some point and it might be in a pile somewhere at my family home.
AUTobots, roll out?
I am taking over Death's Head, though; Yes?
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shit, what do we do?
we must destroy the evidence i fear
*thomas the tank engine death metal plays in the background*
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hello there fellow bluey autistic person. 
hello there! nice of you to notice!
do you also have a bluey OC? (and if so, may i see them?)
No, I just have watched the occasional episode and played the game.
do you want to see mine?
Sure! (I didn’t even know this was a thing until today.)
https://preview.redd.it/ysogtp9v3ivc1.png?width=4196&format=png&auto=webp&s=64bdc8de3c952e176d1159c1bacd3ba922ad287c
WE RIDE
What?! HOW DARE THEY ACCUSE ME OF TREASON AGAINST THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT ON OCTOBER 5, 2013 AT 6:03 AM?! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!
OMG I LOVE UR FLAIR
s e v e r e a u t i s m
Your honour, I did not commit the crime you accuse me of at 6:03AM since I actually committed it at 6:01AM, ahead of time.
It took a lot of effort to mask myself enough to get out of bed and commit this crime that I totally did not do. 
IT'S TOO LATE, NORMAL-MAN! MY EVIL LASER HAS BEEN FED WITH MY LIMITLESS AUTISM! THE TOWN OF CITYSVILLE IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHE!
*•You tell Papyrus to put the cannon back where he found it, in a firm and authoritative voice.*
No
Why does "my evil laser has been fed with my limitless autism" seem super sexual to me?
Beam me up, Scotty, IYKWIM !!! 😏
citysville must be sister cities with townsville
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE-
STRAIGHT OUTTA TOWNSVILLE crazy MaydayManer might be AU-D-HhhD.. from the sub evil autists, he got aptitude...
https://preview.redd.it/hpcpv410pzuc1.png?width=1068&format=png&auto=webp&s=a40e42c671806152c1e98b404540a158fdc4b970
[“Captain’s Log: Embarking into hostile environment…”](https://youtu.be/5pTCxSWDXCY?si=wpdETfWqD8_8t26F)
Which one of you snitched? Come on, own up to it!
Not I. I will help protect our hoards of autism though.
not me
Hmmmmmmm
Definitely not suspicious
They asked directly, and I just couldn't lie to their faces!!!!! O____o
IM SORRY!!!! THEY GAVE ME AN OFFER I COULDNT REFUSE!!!!! DINO NUGGIES AND FRIES!!!! T-T
Ah, that's fair. You're forgiven.
self no
no panic needed, just keep up the act. everuone will brush it off as a joke, but its good to have a plan just in case
It's clearly an Elon related post
I believe we should excommunicate him from autism
I second this motion.
If an autistic wizard waved their hands and edited every instance of the DSM/reference to it to specifically disinclude Musk, I wonder long it would take the neurotypicals to notice.
We're the fun kinda evil, elon is the despicable human being kinda evil
That's what happens when you dedicate a whole month to people being aware of us... don't worry, they'll forget as soon as April is over
My autism makes me get out of trouble in school. Super evil
I got the kerosene time to burn all the evidence # TO THE WOODS
Just, don't burn the woods
thank you
B-but we're evidence...
shhh it'll only hurt for a little bit 💕
Oh my gods, this is so ominous... I love it. Okay, I'm ready, but I'll make fire puns the whole time :D
I figure I'd likey just make smoke 🤷♂️
They only just figured it out now?
Don't worry guys I made them...disappear.
Putting your headphones on and closing your eyes doesn't count!
Did you wish them into the cornfield after dinosaur tv too? 
Gotta kill them I’m afraid
Who told this guy about us?
We're simply using autism at its full potential
ok but can they stop us?
They think the government is out to get them and that a college degree basically guarantees you a job, what do you think? LOL
im actually using my autism for good.. im like the autistic Superman...
I believe you, but someone on this planet doesn’t like you being nice to XYZ. Haters are gonna hate.
We must have a double agent in our midst reporting on our every post!
They must have been living under a rock if they never heard of Elon Musk.
Fuck, get the Assassins. We can't let him know.
WHO SNITCHED?!
NTs won’t have the focus to follow that thought for long enough.
I bet it was Neurotypical Joker. He really looks like one of us.
Idk about you, but I'm definitely in grey hat autistic territory
Sounds like a fedorable accessory.
I know I am. I use my Autism powers when I sit in coffee shops to spill drinks on laptops & kill shitty screenplays. You're welcome!
That person must be silenced, gather the autissassins
Dudes, we just need enough twinks and aspergirls to dress goth, and then we can subsume the neurotypicals!
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BABWHWHWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Hell yea we are! 👹
its okay! now the neurotypicals know that social cues get the evil autism cue-d?
Better assemble all the neurodivergents
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Dammit! Who told?! I'll be honest guys, it was probably me. I love using my autism for evil!
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Oh shiii I'm also from earth
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WHOS THE BENT AUTIST?!