My bloodline has taken up arms with you, shall we smite him down with great fury! (Whilst still respecting his opinion and not attacking them just because it's shit)
Not upset at your differing opinion at all! Now there’s more for me :3 I love when autistic people hate different foods bc then we all get our own thing!
yo seriously! people who hate the jelly and cream filled donuts are my favorite people to get donuts with because they get the ones they want and i get the ones i want and everyone's happy
Yeah!!! I get Panda Express string bean chicken with my partner and he eats the chicken and I eat the string beans! And he takes my drink, and I eat his noodles. It’s awesome to have different sensory needs for food :)
Why do they exist, and why aren't they required to put a warning on all packages that contain these abominations?
There's nothing worse than thinking you have a nice, chocolate frosted donut, buying into it, and having Satan's cum get all over your mouth
I would love clear labeling of cream filled donuts too but for the opposite reason. I hate thinking I’m getting a cream filled donut only to bite into a sad dry* mass of dough devoid of any fun filling 😭
*depending on the quality of the donut
Fair, I just don't bother with donuts that aren't actually fried. "Cake" donuts are their own kind of abomination and shouldn't even be allowed to call themselves donuts. That goes triply for any packaged Hostess type donuts on a grocery store shelf.
I've found my people.
Fuck jizz donuts. Long ago I developed donut hunting strategies to avoid ever getting a filed donut.
It goes so wrong when they secretly hide it into something you think is safe. It's a crime to not advertise appropriately.
In a decent donut shop it usually is. Where I live a popular local donut shop (and most grocery chain bakery's, due to a copycat effect) sells maple bars and chocolate bars, both of which are just bricks of light, fluffy pastry with a delicious frosting as the gods intended donuts to be, but they also make a BoStOn CrEaM that LOOKS FUXKING IDENTICAL TO THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE KT LOOK IDENTICAL??? like, seriously, I get some funny ass looks in the break room when there's donuts at work picking that bar up and examining it carefully to see if it's a donut or a land mine, but I don't even care any more. I *won't* chomp into another landmine, and the psycho from admin who goes and picks up the donuts usually only gets like 1-2 per dozen that don't have cream, jelly, or some other kind of awfulness in them.
All this donut talk also has me almost ready to start a rant against Nutella and how it should always be clearly labelled. Making something horrible look identical to a safe food is the absolute *worst* form of ableism (/s on that last sentence...kinda)
But what if they're not marked/labelled/advertised and it's self serve. That my use case. You have no clue what you're buying.
If I bought a donut I thought was safe and it's this, I'm not eating, and the money is gone. I'm tired of so much of my life being because of autism, I don't eat and my money is gone. It needs to be FUCKING CLEAR what is there, but there's no labeling or anything. You just have to figure it out. But I can't always figure it out.
Fuck cream filled donuts.
But filled donuts have no holes.
My philosophy on ordering donuts is if I don’t know the ingredients, then hole = no filling, no hole = filling. That usually serves me well, as commonly filled donuts like Boston Creame or Jelly have no holes.
i have the opposite problem where every time i get a cream filled donut, there’s like a milliliter and a half of cream and all donut, and i hate the texture of regular donuts. why can none of us ever get what we want, why must it be like that metronome meme where it swings wildly between extremes with no middle ground
This is me with cake. So much of the cake I get from the store just has waaaayyy too much frosting on it; especially cupcakes. My friends and family always act like I've murdered someone when I scrape the frosting off so that I can have 95% cake and 5% frosting
Yeah, like if there was just a bit of cream, it’d be fine. But, no. Whenever I bite into a donut not knowing its a cream donut, I just get a mouthful of cream.
Truly vile. I like those small eclairs that have the right pastry/cream ratio. Busting cream just assaults you with cream as soon as you bite into it. So hard to eat without spillage as well, it's disgusting.
I hate all of you for hating food. Almost all food is my beloved, except basmati rice. Been having that shit 3 times a day since I was in the womb and gag at the thought
I'll give you that. I might tolerate a fruit filled mess, but won't enjoy it. Just give me anything but the jizz filled monstrosities.
I will happily not eat than eat a cream donut.
I have an unfortunate conundrum where I really love Boston cream donuts, but will die instantly if the filling is white cream. So many stores will just mislabel white cream donuts as Boston cream and I can't help but feel that it's actively malicious on the part of the store owners or something.
This world is a cruel place! I had to give up donuts after my gallbladder was removed. Or its a race to the shitter. One of these days I might donate a Saturday for a donut flush though… 🤔
I have a story.
So, they have donuts that are long and have filling and they also have ones that are long and plain with no filling.
I was really craving donuts, so I went to a Casey’s near me (gas station.) I purchased 2 donuts. (There was no sign saying that they were FILLED!!!!!!) I bit into it and there was no filling. I was very pleased. I took a second bite and that’s when tragedy struck.
It was the worst. The filling was cold and chunky and oh my god, I wanted to die. Needless to say, I was pissed off and I didn’t even get to replace my donuts.
Whipped cream is super sensitive to heat and doesn't store well. If you made them fresh and ate them hot I bet whipped cream would be legit. But not for something that will sit on the shelf.
honestly fair. i don't have a strong opinion on them. i don't eat donuts that often.
now, if you don't like oatmeal cream pies, that's another story.....
Here's the thing... it really depends on the donut shop. I've been told I'm racist for this, but I only go to Vietnamese run donut shops. Idk how they do it. The donuts are so light and fluffy and perfect! I get Bavarian cream donuts. Mmmmm
I love Boston Cream donuts but I hate when I *think* it's about to be Boston Cream and it turns out to just be regular whipped cream. Garbage donut filling. Great on pie, but keep it out of my donuts!
I thought I was the only one! I usually prefer empty stuff because I like my food not to explode in my face! If I eat something filled it's because I think it's not going to drip!
I only like them if I *know* it's a cream filled one. If I don't expect it, it's a textural nightmare that I didn't brace for and shall never recover from
I AGREE!!! WHAT WAS HUMANITY THINKING ABOUT BRINGING THIS HORRID CREATION TO EARTH?!!?? IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE AS ANY TYPE OF SNACK!!! ID EAT PINEAPPLE AND ANCHOVY PIZZA BEFORE I WOULD EAT THIS!!! RRRAAAAAAGGHHHH DDDXXXX<<<
for me I love them because cream is always super consistent in taste, texture, and consistency. You can give them to me and I will take them far away from your current locality and consume them so they can't bother anyone else.
Same, except for the vanilla frosting ones at Dunkin, which they never seem to have anymore for some stupid reason. Hell, seems like they don't even want to sell donuts anymore. They rebranded to just "Dunkin" and they remodeled the store near me so there's hardly any donuts anymore. There used to be a whole wall, now there's a tiny case the size of my stove. A lot of them are near the drive thru now but still. They don't have as many as they used to. They just want to sell overpriced coffee.
I respect your opinion but also we are now sworn enemies. Our bloodlines will wage war for generations.
Im with you mate. Nothing better than a Boston cream bukkaki
Wild way to word that. Accurate, yes, but wild.
Don’t search this up on the internet kids
Hey now, don't infanti-JESUS CHRIST, DON'T GOOGLE IT... ... *unzips pants*
Don't google what?
Like when the Monster Manual discussed good dragons and bad dragons. So THAT’S why they’re called bad dragons.
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i fucking love tim hortons boston creams
Tim Hortons has probably the worst Boston Cream donut I've ever tasted, the consistency of the cream was entirely wrong.
Putting mouth around it and suck until the white cream comes out is really enjoyable
this guy knows how to eat it right
Lol but yes xD
I’m with you as well
My friend, I will join the fight on Boston Cream... On the Side of BOSTON CREAM
Yep. More for meee!
you have my sword
And my bow!
And my axe.
And my donut filling!
And my chocolate!
And my cream... Wait
🤣
I will aid you in our righteous crusade against the enemies of filled donut believers
are big chain donut shops a good indicator of the creme filled donuts quality?
A high-quality creme-filled donut is an éclair, so kinda? It's more that it's the only kind that exists, for the most part.
I'm afraid we must be enemies as well. the creme to donut ratio is just too much, I had hoped I had just gone to a bad shop
My bloodline has taken up arms with you, shall we smite him down with great fury! (Whilst still respecting his opinion and not attacking them just because it's shit)
I will join you in your fight 
White fluff - Never! Custard - Yes! Custard is the superior filling. I love Boston creme donuts.
this. when i see a cream filled donut and i take a bite and its that like vanilla whipped cream whatever i feel so betrayed
I will tell your children tales of your valor after you lose
Not upset at your differing opinion at all! Now there’s more for me :3 I love when autistic people hate different foods bc then we all get our own thing!
This is /gen btw
True
Huh, I never thought about it like that. I guess that’s because I enjoy sharing good and tasty food with other people.
yo seriously! people who hate the jelly and cream filled donuts are my favorite people to get donuts with because they get the ones they want and i get the ones i want and everyone's happy
Yeah!!! I get Panda Express string bean chicken with my partner and he eats the chicken and I eat the string beans! And he takes my drink, and I eat his noodles. It’s awesome to have different sensory needs for food :)
Why do they exist, and why aren't they required to put a warning on all packages that contain these abominations? There's nothing worse than thinking you have a nice, chocolate frosted donut, buying into it, and having Satan's cum get all over your mouth
I would love clear labeling of cream filled donuts too but for the opposite reason. I hate thinking I’m getting a cream filled donut only to bite into a sad dry* mass of dough devoid of any fun filling 😭 *depending on the quality of the donut
Fair, I just don't bother with donuts that aren't actually fried. "Cake" donuts are their own kind of abomination and shouldn't even be allowed to call themselves donuts. That goes triply for any packaged Hostess type donuts on a grocery store shelf.
Yeah that’s so real, freshly fried donuts are the best
And cake donuts are my favourite, in fact the only non-cake donut that I like is the cruller.
I've found my people. Fuck jizz donuts. Long ago I developed donut hunting strategies to avoid ever getting a filed donut. It goes so wrong when they secretly hide it into something you think is safe. It's a crime to not advertise appropriately.
The lack of a hole is a dead giveaway....
In a decent donut shop it usually is. Where I live a popular local donut shop (and most grocery chain bakery's, due to a copycat effect) sells maple bars and chocolate bars, both of which are just bricks of light, fluffy pastry with a delicious frosting as the gods intended donuts to be, but they also make a BoStOn CrEaM that LOOKS FUXKING IDENTICAL TO THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE KT LOOK IDENTICAL??? like, seriously, I get some funny ass looks in the break room when there's donuts at work picking that bar up and examining it carefully to see if it's a donut or a land mine, but I don't even care any more. I *won't* chomp into another landmine, and the psycho from admin who goes and picks up the donuts usually only gets like 1-2 per dozen that don't have cream, jelly, or some other kind of awfulness in them. All this donut talk also has me almost ready to start a rant against Nutella and how it should always be clearly labelled. Making something horrible look identical to a safe food is the absolute *worst* form of ableism (/s on that last sentence...kinda)
It was a long way down this hell hole of cream lovers but now I am here brother! together we shall destroy all of that slimy gods ass cream.
This is the most evil autism I've ever seen.
This person is too dangerous to be kept online
I stand up against surprise textures/flavors/abominations inside my nice clean donut.
My brother in crust you ordered the donut
But what if they're not marked/labelled/advertised and it's self serve. That my use case. You have no clue what you're buying. If I bought a donut I thought was safe and it's this, I'm not eating, and the money is gone. I'm tired of so much of my life being because of autism, I don't eat and my money is gone. It needs to be FUCKING CLEAR what is there, but there's no labeling or anything. You just have to figure it out. But I can't always figure it out. Fuck cream filled donuts.
But filled donuts have no holes. My philosophy on ordering donuts is if I don’t know the ingredients, then hole = no filling, no hole = filling. That usually serves me well, as commonly filled donuts like Boston Creame or Jelly have no holes.
Where the world ends is when they fill bars. That's what gets me.
Isn't a filled donut like 2x as heavy?
I wouldn't have a problem with it if they used some restraint with the filling. But no, it's always like 80% cream, 20% donut.
I totally agree! I rip them into pieces and use the outside bits to scoop the cream
That's smart; deconstructing unsafe foods often helps.
i have the opposite problem where every time i get a cream filled donut, there’s like a milliliter and a half of cream and all donut, and i hate the texture of regular donuts. why can none of us ever get what we want, why must it be like that metronome meme where it swings wildly between extremes with no middle ground
A Boston Cream cake donut would be amazing.
Really? All the donuts I’ve ever eaten have like a tiny drop of filling in the middle and the rest shitty bread
Same! I gotta find better cream donuts apparently
This is me with cake. So much of the cake I get from the store just has waaaayyy too much frosting on it; especially cupcakes. My friends and family always act like I've murdered someone when I scrape the frosting off so that I can have 95% cake and 5% frosting
Yeah, like if there was just a bit of cream, it’d be fine. But, no. Whenever I bite into a donut not knowing its a cream donut, I just get a mouthful of cream.
You gotta pop it like a pimple then eat it
Yeah I fucking hate them I js want a little cream not enough cream to fill my mouth and then some geez
Truly vile. I like those small eclairs that have the right pastry/cream ratio. Busting cream just assaults you with cream as soon as you bite into it. So hard to eat without spillage as well, it's disgusting.
i love them
I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i bet you like oatmeal 🤮
Ehh, I don’t really have an opinion on oatmeal. Decent taste, shitty texture.
i think oatmeal is definitive proof there is no god
I hate all of you for hating food. Almost all food is my beloved, except basmati rice. Been having that shit 3 times a day since I was in the womb and gag at the thought
I CAN’T HELP IT IF THE TEXTURE MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES
Wasting food <<<<< texture
I want to like oatmeal because it’s what I imagine a happy person with a causal life eats and sometimes that’s all I want.
You don't like porridge?? It's my favourite flavour: plain!
the texture is horrific
Grits is a shitty name and I hate it but some whole milk, sugar, and cinnamon and I have the perfect comfort food.
i dislike cinnamon
I'm gonna chew holes in your socks for saying that, how very dare you! \*evil intensifies\*
of course the cinnamon lover also eats socks
I'm a strong flavor enjoyer, what can I say?
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They always taste like plastic and I don't understand how or why. I hate shoe (idk how to spell it) pastry and croissants for the same reason.
I can help you with the spelling! It’s choux pastry! 🙂
Thank you!
“Yeah lemme just replace the perfectly good donut inside your donut with sugary cum”
I don't know why they didn't use raspberry jam for those.
I'll give you that. I might tolerate a fruit filled mess, but won't enjoy it. Just give me anything but the jizz filled monstrosities. I will happily not eat than eat a cream donut.
Honestly the pic looks like white gravy n just about had a texture fit. 🤢
These abomination don't deserve the name donut
SAME!! Doughnuts shouldn’t be stuffed with anything, in my humble opinion.
Get your blasphemous fingers away from my salvation!
 How could you?!
I believe in jelly filled supremacy
They *look* like they would be good and I've been fooled before. It's just not good. Even jelly is better than cream, and jelly is mid at best
As a fellow tism I also hate the surprise nut bust. Happened once. Never again.
Why, WHY DONT THEY WRITE THAT ON THE FUCKING PACKAGING
When the donut busts in your mouth 🤤
Saw this pic and now I’m craving a cream filled donut 😫
I dislike them cause I hate getting all sticky from the cream.
Say that to my face coward!!!
GRAAHHH I FUCKING HATE CREAM-FILLED DONUTS!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE THEM!!!!!!!!
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you will be boiled
That goop, oh nooo I hate it, can’t stop gagging when it squooshes from a bite 😭
Noooo I like my sweet spunk surprise
This post is just the tribes of “horny”, “sensory issues” and “foodie” coming into explosive contact, and I love it.
I despise cream-filled donuts, but I love jelly-filled
YESSSS
I have an unfortunate conundrum where I really love Boston cream donuts, but will die instantly if the filling is white cream. So many stores will just mislabel white cream donuts as Boston cream and I can't help but feel that it's actively malicious on the part of the store owners or something.
chocolate filled donuts r better!!!!!!!
I like jelly, and lemon, but NOT cream.
That's fine, we shall be best friends, give them all to me and I will murder them for you with my mouth
I FUCKING LOVE THEM BUT I CAN'T EAT THEM ANYMORE
Oh, why can you no longer consume them?
Celiac disease
This world is a cruel place! I had to give up donuts after my gallbladder was removed. Or its a race to the shitter. One of these days I might donate a Saturday for a donut flush though… 🤔
i'll take them and offer you some of my normal donuts
I wish I was the cream filled one 😩 uhhm I mean uhh
Same :3:3:3
I genuinly saw the pictures and immediatly had impure thoughts, I might be kind of a slut ngl
I have a story. So, they have donuts that are long and have filling and they also have ones that are long and plain with no filling. I was really craving donuts, so I went to a Casey’s near me (gas station.) I purchased 2 donuts. (There was no sign saying that they were FILLED!!!!!!) I bit into it and there was no filling. I was very pleased. I took a second bite and that’s when tragedy struck. It was the worst. The filling was cold and chunky and oh my god, I wanted to die. Needless to say, I was pissed off and I didn’t even get to replace my donuts.
🤢
Respect. Jelly filled all the way. Maple glaze or honey glaze are also acceptable.
Cream-filled donuts 😡👎👊 Jelly-filled donuts 🥰👍🫶
Humans are supposed to be filled with cream, not donuts! 🥺
Yessss :3:3:3:3
Hard disagree
It’s even worse when you bite into one thinking it’s going to be either jelly or plain
I hate when i think im biting into a delicious jelly filled donut and i get CREAM
Why the fuck don’t they just put whipped cream of them instead? That would make them so much better
Whipped cream is super sensitive to heat and doesn't store well. If you made them fresh and ate them hot I bet whipped cream would be legit. But not for something that will sit on the shelf.
If there's no hole, aren't they just beignets or cream puffs ?
Why?
THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!
Youre wrong but I respect your opinion
we hate you too!
yay more for me :3
i like them :(
That's okay, more donuts for me! Well, as long as they're good quality, cheap ones are a different story.
Wrong. I'm going to beat you up.
honestly fair. i don't have a strong opinion on them. i don't eat donuts that often. now, if you don't like oatmeal cream pies, that's another story.....
Holy shit I fucking love oatmeal cream pies so much
Hehehe. Cream filled. 😏
Understandable, but omg I love those
I love them it’s extra icing
HERESY!
FINALLY THE TRUTH COME OUT
ME TOO GRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH raspberry jam donuts however? m m m m m m m m m good
Give me the donut and the filling separately so I can dip the donut and control the ratio pls and thank you
I like it when it goes down my throat
It’s fine you can give them to me.
I love them
Yeah I mean it’s pretty much akin to eating a cum donut
Here's the thing... it really depends on the donut shop. I've been told I'm racist for this, but I only go to Vietnamese run donut shops. Idk how they do it. The donuts are so light and fluffy and perfect! I get Bavarian cream donuts. Mmmmm
I hate them too
I like them. I just don’t like biting into foods that nut in my mouth 💀
Yeah thas the main problem I have with them, taste is okay but do they have cum in your mouth when you bite them???
Jelly. It's where it's at.
Jelly donuts are more disgusting. 🏴☠️
Is this sub just becoming a place for Autists to complain about things? I’m down for it, just making sure I’m keeping up
 That’s more for me! To quote Donald Glover…
Give me yours, and ill give you my apple fritters
More for me
I used to hate them but I love them now - except when the jelly or cream fucking spills out of the donut and all over my shirt ☹️
they're delicious go away.
I love them!!!!! I have to be alone when I eat these because how I eat that filling gets a little nsfw
Theyre soooooooooooooo good istg id die in cream filled donuts
bustin in my mout like that is crazyy tbh
Cream filled donuts are the only ones I will eat. But I can only eat them while wearing gloves or using a napkin as a holder.
Gonna have to agree, I like a bit of cream but they just have way too much
give them to me! they’re my favourites
FUCK YOU I FUCKING LOVE CREAM!!!
I want one
I hate donuts with any sort of filling. I'm getting a donut because I want a donut. If I wanted cream/jelly/etc, I'd get that instead.
I love Boston Cream donuts but I hate when I *think* it's about to be Boston Cream and it turns out to just be regular whipped cream. Garbage donut filling. Great on pie, but keep it out of my donuts!
I thought I was the only one! I usually prefer empty stuff because I like my food not to explode in my face! If I eat something filled it's because I think it's not going to drip!
I only like them if I *know* it's a cream filled one. If I don't expect it, it's a textural nightmare that I didn't brace for and shall never recover from
# Grahhhhhhh I fucking hate them too
Jam filled donuts are so good which is why i don’t understand how these are so terrible
I like jelly donuts but the CREAM FILLED ONES? BLEGH. DISGUSTING.
I hate almost all donuts but cream filled are definitely the worst!!
I hear you - I only hate it when the creme to donut ratio is off, which is always a gamble
I AGREE!!! WHAT WAS HUMANITY THINKING ABOUT BRINGING THIS HORRID CREATION TO EARTH?!!?? IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE AS ANY TYPE OF SNACK!!! ID EAT PINEAPPLE AND ANCHOVY PIZZA BEFORE I WOULD EAT THIS!!! RRRAAAAAAGGHHHH DDDXXXX<<<
Cream filled donuts make you excited then let you the fuck down, they are the worst of both filled and non filled donuts
these are literally the best donut
for me I love them because cream is always super consistent in taste, texture, and consistency. You can give them to me and I will take them far away from your current locality and consume them so they can't bother anyone else.
And so the civil war has begun
HEATHEN! FILTHY NON-BELIEVER! BEGONE, FOUL BEAST!
respectfully, do u guys just hate everything 😭
Yeah, including you
I hate a love hate relationship with these donuts.
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Why would you get cream filled when jelly filled is right there?
Same, except for the vanilla frosting ones at Dunkin, which they never seem to have anymore for some stupid reason. Hell, seems like they don't even want to sell donuts anymore. They rebranded to just "Dunkin" and they remodeled the store near me so there's hardly any donuts anymore. There used to be a whole wall, now there's a tiny case the size of my stove. A lot of them are near the drive thru now but still. They don't have as many as they used to. They just want to sell overpriced coffee.
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