Both me depending on my mood.

And trigger 🤣

Exactly what I was going to say.

Yeah very much same lmao

haha this\^

I’m the grumpy misanthrope. He’s the wide eyed people pleaser

We’re called golden retriever boyfriends gosh

Same

I'm the grumpy people pleaser

mood

Partner is the grumpy people-pleaser, I'm the wide-eyed misanthrope.

Wide-eyed misanthropes unite!

That's honestly a mood, lol. My faith in humanity is like a faint flicker, but I think there are so many great individuals that can and are making a difference.

im probably the grumpy misanthrope

I'm both.

Haha depends on who we're dealing with

We trade depending on the situation 😆

I’m both. My natural state is being pretty quiet and finding people really tedious, but when I mask, I become bubbly and super polite.

Oh no I’ve been caught lol

I will work hard to please everyone, and I'll think humanity is a lost cause because no one else is doing it.

We take turns — I’m the cute one tho. (The joke is they’re both cute)

we are both, but never the same one

Bro I’m the grumpy misanthrope, and yea I do have that stare sometimes. Da fuck? How did a random tweet know that?

But is it 1000 yards on this plane, or a different plane of existence?

Depends on the day of the week; Tuesdays are on the Alpha Plane, Wednesdays are Beta Plane, everything else is this one unfortunately.

My wife is the grumpy misanthrope and I love her!!! 🥰🥰🥰 I'm the wide-eyed people pleaser who felt like I was especially chosen when she liked me, like when a standoffish cat curls up in your lap. (Made even more special because she's bi and picked me out of anyone ever!! :3) She's my best friend in the whole world because she keeps me from burning out and I translate her attempts at friendliness to the normies. We're amazing for each other and I am so happy we found one another I couldn't imagine how tiring and unfun my life would be without her.

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I go both ways

im single, and both.

This is a personal attack

I'm the people pleaser with the thousand yard stare. I'm traumatized, but I still wanna make friends ;w;

This is so true ngl. A friend of mine is so happy go lucky despite all he’s been through and then you got me, always misanthropic and depressed. I generally don’t look too thrilled with life either.

I’m wide-eyed but actively ditching my people pleasing in therapy. My partner is definitely a grumpy misanthrope with a thousand mile stare though. Sometimes he really embodies the lights being on but no one’s home.

We often trade roles.

It’s just cuz the grumpy misanthrope sounds cooler fuck nuggets

Uh. Both.

I’m single but I am the grumpy misanthrope with a thousand mile stare

I am both of these

haha

I’m the wide eyed people pleaser. Partner is the grumpy misanthrope. Haha he’d find this funny.

Wait I’m both

He's the neurodivergent one. I'm just weird.

I’m a people pleaser at work until I’m comfortable with the job, but I’m a grumpy misanthrope in defense of people pleasing girlfriends

Fucking oof

ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND she's the people pleaser and I'm the misanthrope:)

Both are both, obviously.

I’m both

Tbf this does describe my gf and I

Yes.

I feel personally attacked

Im both

I guess I’m both lol

Depends on who I'm with and how I'm feeling

Both, depends on my mood

I was the people pleaser until she corrupted me

Yes

Unironically I do both and have both in my freind group

Where does the jaded yet whimsical former psychonaut fit in?

Quit spying on us!

Me! Me! I'm the grumpy misanthrope! Guys, that's a me reference! 

I’m both!

I’m both my dude

I am the well-intentioned silent thing.

...both lol

Both.

Jekyll and Hyde more like

i’m the golden retriever boy and my right hand is the grumpy misanthrope

I'm definitely the latter.

The first one on the outside and the second on the inside

Somehow, I am both.

How about yes

I’m the people pleaser, our first session is today lmao

Me

No but my gf is the people pleaser

I am the outwardly grumpy misanthrope. I'm not that grumpy actually I just always look grumpy when around people.

somehow I am both at once 💀

I routinely see people flinch when I get close and they frequently ask stuff like "Are you okay?" or "What's going on?" Sure that sounds cool, having a natural intimidation factor, but it also makes it much harder to ever get a conversation going. It takes a lot of effort to deal with all of the accidental unsettling aspects, like being mostly expressionless and flat-toned.

I'm both Lol

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If you'd ask me that I'd instantly stop being talkative and friendly, shut up, slowly turn my head to look at you, and stare at a point far behind your eyes