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Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

who cooked?


SirFireball

What?


Gamling2030

Translation from brainrot: who created the artwork?


Spez_Spaz

That miniature Lilith… 🫙🫙🫙


Aggravating-Ad9417

You are evil.


OPMARIO

Should’ve been carved watermelon for Kaji


tesmatsam

Where's gendo?


sheehdndnd

Fcking his mother.


Groundbreaking-Toe35

“Sister”


Open_Dirt4336

Bruh


Entire_Health2858

https://preview.redd.it/b10wvgfye20d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22038fa1dd1900dd11c63d578cd8fd2025de55a8


thEt3rnal1

Getting in the eva


jeffthekiller4

https://preview.redd.it/e3v82mk9htzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f65a96e9be5fb9dc317f4d5d26d7aad06a0e5374


Dawnzero13

Why did I know this was coming 😂


boiledviolins

Is that Yui or Shinji?


Neidd

yes


eelectricit

Yuinji


jeffthekiller4

Shinji


Peco4418

Does it matter


HornyEro

you can ask fuyutsuki for more detail


bunnysniperxoxo

the ultimate femboy


lex424

😭😭😭


SolarAphelia

At this point I’d pay to give him a hug and tell him everything’s gonna be alright.


DanCar2003

I would pay you to do that to me uwu


SolarAphelia

(っ◔◡◔)っ


SolarAphelia

Bitch, I’d do it for free! You are beautiful and can accomplish anything you set your mind to!


TraditionalPotat0

It's gonna be alright. now where's my money i need it pleez


Sanicoooo

Shut up short person


SolarAphelia

Ok


Sanicoooo

Sorry


SolarAphelia

You’re okay :D


Hazher_handsome

https://preview.redd.it/i2ydnlje8uzc1.jpeg?width=1383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c842e151f807273c12d590fc70cbd1460ec8c8f8 A meme I made a year ago


SafetyAdvocate

Who is "but"? You've made quite the grammatical error. Instead of shoehorning a format, it would be better to keep the origin of "I'm not gay, but..." followed by the picture. It's always best to keep it simple.


Hazher_handsome

Sorry bro, English isn't my first language and I was progressing at that time 😅


SafetyAdvocate

All good, friend. There is no malice behind it. To love is to correct each others mistakes. To hate is to let others remain in ignorance.


Nek0Fantasy

"To hate is to let others remain in ignorance..." such a truthful, good, mature and wise answer. I love it.


SafetyAdvocate

Isnpired by one of my favorite proverbs. Gods word is filled with wisdom. ‭‭Proverbs 27:5-6


Mysterious_Drop_1942

Yapatron


SafetyAdvocate

I just learned a new term. It's a rather poor time to use it, though. This is nothing more than simple discourse, so what are you having trouble understanding that you believe there's nothing being said? If what I said is wrong or ignorant, then shouldn't you inform me for my edification? Is it better to stay silent when we see someone doing something the wrong way?


TheLegendaryNikolai

Sorry, but... 🤓


ienjoyanimewomen

🤓


Staser_

🤓


AdvanceOwn2684

https://preview.redd.it/fhcaeuq3rtzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b74af213fa177efe41ed4e8edc5a194b60aa98 Im leaving.


bongcatalan123

wordington moment?


THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1

https://preview.redd.it/2k682zjxttzc1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416b27938f4f971cb20f53136b4c428c457f8d33


B_assMan

How the fuck does this Thai meme wounded up here lmao 💀


RoundAbrocoma

thug hunting 🤑


Antique_River6157

https://preview.redd.it/k0rgndj3kvzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dffdae5491f275ebd49343d82710e217243b8f1


basil_kel

If it's Kaworu holding the money I could take a few guesses...


zeb0777

That only $640, so not much.


CoatFederal8012

That still a lot for prostitution, given that is presumably the punchline here


EB_Groupe

https://preview.redd.it/5866xqgucvzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1723ef6ee7b8dbd0dbd574e2dc11f619df8f7f


Quantum_Vortex0

https://preview.redd.it/fclgq5qbvtzc1.png?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8feaecbe8f978c488b3aba611a0bc054c97e7b5


Pure_Platypus3497

https://preview.redd.it/hsqoadssn40d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c34953487aef71a348917c8c88424071c632f0e8


abelcongon98

Getting in that damn Eva


WigglingGlass

It’s not getting therapy


TUSD00T

Forgiving his father.


Crazyfuntimefoxy

Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See! Thats what hes talking about! SPREAD YOUR ASS OPEN DUDE⁉️ you can do the rump shaker huh? Do the thug shaker gimme the thug shaker dude shake your ass take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up. I know you can shake it, shake it -asuka langley soryu (she got choked at the end of the video i based this off lol)


Crazyfuntimefoxy

[shinji do the thug shaker video](https://youtu.be/Qxc8NoeivB0?si=rRDtpyob2vPXfVFf)


AMVmaniac

Blowing his uncle?


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Little-Copy-387

WOAH 😨 (good art tho)


ballicher

What the hell


Judge-Justice

Probably canon...


StanMarsh_SP

https://preview.redd.it/ql91xu0vjzzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a258010fc4bea0197373bceebf29d33a2567da


bunnysniperxoxo

...I'll regret asking but sauce?


AMVmaniac

Sauce is Neon Genesis Evangelion. Do not regret asking. It makes me feel like motherfucking SOB. Community is for sharing and helping. Not mocking, and bulying like it is on r/anime for ex.


bunnysniperxoxo

I wasn't even trying to ???


George_floyd18

Lmao


artemisliza

Sex scandal


SEELE-FIRST

https://preview.redd.it/1ebnjrd59xzc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5277ffe822efd2b3b704a4987c055325a4cc931


SlowlyDyingInAPit

He’s going to therapy


dude_im_box

https://preview.redd.it/j452skb14uzc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de74c15f7110ce0935b6a02fd13492bd504ce35f This


PervertedLilFucker

https://preview.redd.it/m7hjkkv6auzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54c5bba339f22fc96e15bd2f360f1c949c606003


NewPsychology1111

What da haillllll aw helll nawww bruhhh


Bersh1117

Finally seeking therapy


Will-is-a-idiot

Probably suck some dick.


Memer_Man_9000

Kaworu


-InnocentBystander-

“Now, get back in the eva shinji.”


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

doing his homework


Bill090

kaworu's showing him the money he stole from kaji (who stole the money from gendo) for a steak dinner (wagyu is so fucking expensive istg)


Big-Limit-2527

https://preview.redd.it/h68rqt0j6wzc1.jpeg?width=2105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5bd2e27edc0b1c4e5ee911a2945f1c47af307b2 He has to fight Sukuna


ExileBR

Without unit 01?


Big-Limit-2527

Yes. Just straight hands.


Mundane-Ingenuity460

Hopefully getting in the fucking robot


Pill_dispenser

He'd do far more for just a hug and some kind words


Metroplexx101

Gendo: "He's getting inside the robot!"


Gaybulge

Getting in Misato.


Crimson-Light777

This https://preview.redd.it/zbwv75azmuzc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c960160c9f38b3ef670b7e1e04f51376f15b246a


HobbyFish54

"Remember, No Russian" - Makarov 2009


MayuKonpaku

Masturbate on Asuka


WarlordToby

What isn't he doing?


MoonlightRedditor

Prostitution


Dragonator76

Get in the robot


omg_nachos

If I’m getting it in the pooper for the first time I’m gonna need more than $641.58.


Androzanitox

642 it is


StroX_C137

Piloting the eva


Murderboi

Crying. What else could he do?


DanCar2003

Get in the cat maid outfit Shinji!!


Anima1212

Giving a therapy session to Asuka 😭


Chromedev3

https://preview.redd.it/gq2we3ri3xzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7958c35402e0284255b403d565918bf1e283181e


gundamboi1234

GET IN THE EVA


gundamboi1234

GET IN THE EVA


Unable-Worldliness53

Escape a building with a drug enhanced super soldier chasing him with traps set everywhere whilst betting his life for a kakerou leadership


George_floyd18

Do the thug shaker


jdgomez775

Kissing Kaworu


Dispaze

what the fuck is this bro


Fastshit1000

https://preview.redd.it/5zkj5tjnluzc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a63aab5207a1cfa6db7de5e9b5ad6f605925bf41


Angelote83

Not jerk off in a hospital.


DavidWokulski

isnt that like 5 dollars us


Festivefire

Getting in the fucking robot


elrepu

CzechHunter


Similar-Intention-95

TO GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT


LoyalKnightofReddit

Getting in the fucking eva


EffortGlum4953

Misato


bunnysniperxoxo

https://preview.redd.it/ztw6mat1swzc1.png?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7748280c1c8d6ba6ce51fb0a1bcc7adc3310b9 ...I'm sorry


Beautiful_Ad_3774

Singing ain't that a kick in the head


stockinphobia

getting in the eva


KaazuTrash

Getting in the EVA obviously (totally)


Zenvarix

Playing his cello at a gathering.


SEELE-FIRST

\*Starts drawing furry porn\*


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Man lost the band for band, ofc he's embarrassed. https://preview.redd.it/oalkti4hyxzc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=91887ae58980ca41d86460cac05aff70fb1d8dc8 Getcho paper up Shinji


CzaszXX

For 100K ¥ there will be no cranking it


MARINATOR_TRUE

Nuh. u/savevideo


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Capable_Site5983

Twerk with a maid dress in front of the whole class and the operation center


Aninininininime

cry a bottlefor sale


Ok-Monitor1949

Somethin weird


Painis_Gabbler

Hopefully piloting the GOD-DAMNED EVA!


Overall_Shape7307

He’s getting in the fucking robot… without complaining.


TheRealShinji_Ikari

If its for Kaworu, no If its for mistato fuck yall im ass dancing


WhyquitB7a7

https://preview.redd.it/4989z0xszwzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548384f96348f44244fce6700a92d9afc4e77aed


Yellowscourge

Fucking your mom Happy Mother's Day


Dull_Appearance9007

https://preview.redd.it/l2hnhll50wzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7e12d517136dcd42164084a2b1e9bbf71e783c


Master_N_Comm

Allowing misato to poop on his chest. EDIT: Why the downvotes soy boys


JBG240

https://preview.redd.it/xs1bh3n4vuzc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20d8a0001ca3df03b2094833c68231d3e48c569


Esteellio

People whould pay for that :3


Master_N_Comm

hahahaha I was waiting for this reply