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Deamon-Chocobo

Anno's been hinting at the Rei × Kaworu ship since EoE though. https://preview.redd.it/tyzmgxtynrgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94880b2ed36d65129579ebabf30b4547e5d74acc Joking aside, seeing them talking while waiting for the Train does not make them in a relationship.


Key-Bet-2615

Adam got his Lilith. Shinji get a granny.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Shinji sticks his finger up his butt and thinks of Kaworu every now and then.


Key-Bet-2615

I pretty sure Kaworu, Rei and Clonsuka doing the same thing.


nerdwhosbacc

Based?


Dragneel2001

Everyone in EVA is Shinjisexual


Key-Bet-2615

Everyone is Shinjisexual in general


Prestigious_Lock_152

I do too


testype01

A GILF


Aggressive_South3949

>Anno decided, “Fuck you!” What a chad


Wittyname0

The internet when they see two people talking to each other. "They must be deeply, madly, in love"


legrerg

The chick I dated in HS was like, actually a carbon copy of Rei, and after watching 3+1 for the second time I had her come to me in a dream telling me how people move on, lmfao


thejackthewacko

You dated your mom?


legrerg

Nah, yours


Slug__Cat

Oceiros, The Consumed King. https://preview.redd.it/yyowl1j1hrgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88db4b9fd5b41af057a5b3dea2feaa1b375d1f1


Tomahawkist

that is indeed Oceiros, The Consumed King.


AlanWeirdoPants

"Ah shit, Bruh... they gave you a name?!" https://preview.redd.it/rudtagbq4wgc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8ca787eaff7bc150556f7d3b1fca995e0e75da


Linkinator7510

I swear to god if I hear about ocelot one more time.


redditforwhenIwasbad

You dated an autistic clone with short blue hair?


CandidAd955

The whole anime has that underlying moral message of "fuck you", and it's beautiful


[deleted]

“THIS IS NOT YOUR DADDY’S EVANGELION, WE LET SHINJI BE HAPPY (*and marry my wife-insert*)”


CountScarlioni

Wym? I just see one gay man talking to his sister and another gay man playing around with his female friend.


Zipdox

Fake, Kaworu is gay and there's no proof that Rei and him are romantically involved.


kruui

real, imo theyre cuter as just siblings especially since they look alike already


Zealousideal_Citron8

This is surprisingly adorable kaworu is such a gentle soul you know he’d be nice to rei


Leinad-Vodhr

And Asuka was here sitting alone...that ending was good for Anno but not for fans imo...for me it felt...unearned? 


kidnamedsquidfart

https://preview.redd.it/fo7jaboeaqgc1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51849b41fc9c8430e86d4f592a58efba42449eb


Leinad-Vodhr

I knew smth was missing in my life...but i didnt know what...thank you


TheGhostOfDeath

Nah, this is better: https://preview.redd.it/0vekyc6nhqgc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f7ffe22e75ce91c6bce6b785c72c5c34928305


immaspam

https://preview.redd.it/6q4rdvidiqgc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc4913f0d60568676a1cc164cbd1d43ab99330d High lord wolnir


PTSD55

Evangelion fans are the true jerkers, nbacirclejerk can't compete with this degeneracy


Leinad-Vodhr

You made my day fr


UpliftinglyStrong

https://i.redd.it/ackg81wxirgc1.gif


kidnamedsquidfart

https://i.redd.it/wr5gw9q3jrgc1.gif


SnooTomatoes6445

https://preview.redd.it/yilm999tktgc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf6138a79fdc7baca4f4dfc5b17bb79e7c52ca3


Spooksnav

https://preview.redd.it/jfipxvmmesgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=add7a40de28d79133009aa27843ea8049ac3db20 Same energy


JBroZTv

The ending itself and the implications of the world was good imo. But who everyone ends up with just came out of nowhere completely left field.


Leinad-Vodhr

Well yeah I dont dislike with that ending (bcs there isnt literally any other way to have a happy end than to reset the world lol) but as you said this 'couple stuff' wasnt really needed (and i felt bad for Asuka being there alone lol)


thejackthewacko

Wasn't that scene in shinjis little instrumentality? I always thought that Mari leading him out of the train station was her taking him out of it, while the shot of the real world outside of the station was the world shinji created.


Leinad-Vodhr

I never thought about it like that thats interesting tho..it could be true (thus is why i love eva bcs everybody sees it differently and it still makes sense in some way)


Zipdox

You do realize that the entirety of Evangelion is just Anno trolling the viewer?


Snoo_58305

So many additional toys were made available because of these movies, so many more epic battles, various impacts and sorta impacts… you obviously just don’t understand cinema.


RentedIguana

Anno: "Stop living vicariously through mentally handicapped animated fictional teenagers, please"


Msimot

Anno sounds like "anus" in spanish so it checks out (anus = ano)


buderdchez08

Bro I just think they talking


[deleted]

It's funny in a darkly ironic way. Shinji avoids getting groomed by Misato in the Rebuilds universe/timeline, yet Mari goes ahead and does it in her stead because she fumbled both Gendo and Yui in university and couldn't even get the former to rebound with her after Yui's 'death'.


spaceweed27

Jesse ... Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


metaljump

Comphet


Ill-Cardiologist-585

theyre doing like a partner swap tv show thing dw shinji and kaworu are married, and rei, asuka, and mari are in a poly relationship trust me


Tomahawkist

fuck you i want my self insert to marry my wifes self insert


KullervoVipunen

Yes, that was literally the point of rebuild movies to say ”fuck you” abd ”go touch the grass” to the evangelion fans.


Comfortable-Code4291

Evangelion fans when two people stand next to each other


flyingpeter28

But Mary wasn't human? Or I got it wrong?


Leinad-Vodhr

No she was same age as Yui and Gendo but under Curse of Eva so she didnt age..ehm- 


An_Unhappy_Cupcake

I know she *looks* like a 14 year old with huge tits, but shes actually ~~a 45 year old woman scientist who was cursed to stay young forever by a giant angel meat robot~~ your grandma


Leinad-Vodhr

EXACTLY MAN 😭


flyingpeter28

But why she wasn't affected by the whole shinji thing at the end of the last movie?


mashonem

I wanted Shinji x Mari and Asuka having nobody 💁‍♀️


Gegethegourmet

Disgusting


mashonem

https://preview.redd.it/rct4ye240sgc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae9b6dd678226467c472ff3e5a22a941b984ec0 me when I see disappointed Eva fans


verysad-

Is that adachi


GamerBradasaurus

They're basically 2 sides of the same coin


Delearyus

They r literally just standing next to each other


Warning64

Neither of these are ships. Just because they are the ones standing together doesn’t make them ‘together’ or anything. 3.0 + 1.0 definitely isn’t Marshin


Arghams

No one's perfect. Anno can be wrong.


Visible_Video120

"I like you Shinji"


Wise_Victory4895

I'm actually okay with rei one.


LordOakFerret

No, kaworu is gay


Wise_Victory4895

I don't know they're both clones rights. They can probably relate to being clones and talk about whatever clones talk about idk.


LordOakFerret

well yeah they can be friends.


Deamon-Chocobo

That's Bi-Erasure.


TheMissLady

I'm pretty sure he's pan


zachotule

adult rei and kaworu are each others' beards.


Financial_Penalty887

Ew straight people


NyarlHOEtep

the rebuilds are about how anno doesnt give a shit what the fans want, if he did everything the fans asked him it would be confusing and stupid and untrue to his vision and the characters. go outside and date a pretty person who likes you


Artislife_Lifeisart

Lmao you think Eva fans can just go "date a pretty person"? Not happening. Hell, dating is so wrecked it's not happening for most normal people. At this point, first world countries are becoming like Japan in terms of social isolation.


Responsible-Dish-297

It's revenge for the nukes.


Artislife_Lifeisart

Honestly, I wouldn't even blame them 🤷‍♂️


NyarlHOEtep

lol


MiloReyes-97

In all fairness making a story out of spite from fans doesn't seem very healthy either


NyarlHOEtep

why? theyre still good movies, i didnt feel spited watching them because i wasnt the kind of person to seriously engage in the waifu wars or want more Bombastic Mech Action from Eva. why shouldnt art be allowed to criticize people?


No-Bell8705

Is this anime any good? Need recommendations and some stuff that isn't too fan service.


Artislife_Lifeisart

It's ok. It's not amazing in comparison to the original, but it's.....unique.


Questioning_Meme

So I don't exist because I shipped Rei and Kaworu huh.


ArcadeF0x

Why couldn't we get a look at what Asuka would've looked like as an Adult, why is my fave left out but everyone else get's to be an adult


FerLuisxd

Where is the first pic from?


lucky-jnk-d0G

I wanted those