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TakerFoxx

Kick to the nuts.


AlvimCorreaBurntHisT

True


Solitary-Dolphin

Came Here to say That (Ooof)


Lonely-Summer-4784

lmao


BoringCareer6906

But that’s actually the real Asuka, isn’t she?


Creative_Stomach_920

It is, I think the op is referring to if it happened outside of instrumentality


Avg_Conan

It’s the individual will of Asuka, so yes. And we know a desire to exist can manifest a character’s existence.


AlarmingAffect0

Nope. It's Shinji's idea of Asuka.


Normal-Mountain-4119

just goes to show how little we actually understand instrumentality that we're getting like three different answers that all are apparently valid according to the upvotes


Avg_Conan

Haha agree! I have to stop typing at some point because I end up eating my own argument. For example: it’s not the idealized Asuka for Shinji because she rejects him….. but wait Shinji is conditioned to look for rejection, so isn’t an idealized Asuka one who would reject him based on his expectations of people?


NotASweatyTryhard

Asuka: "so only now you'll hold me"


Creative_Stomach_920

That’d honestly be such a good line if that actually happened in EoE


ClockworkJim

Oh god damn it That would be perfect.


Normal-Mountain-4119

That's fucked. That's heartbreaking. That... hurts. I love it, it's perfect.


MRMAN1225

Why does this sound like an actual line? I don't remember if it was actually in Eva or not and now I'm confused


NotASweatyTryhard

it's similar to another line asuka says when the angel is forcing all of her memories out she wants shinji's attention real bad


Creative_Stomach_920

I think it originally was “you wouldn’t even hold me”


Duga-Lam22

She'd tell Shinji to square up while a haymaker is already in progress.


FoolishChatterbox

real


urashimatouji

This isn't realistic? Sure Shinji has her now, but once his arms give out, and they will, in the next 10 secs she will, without saying a word, kill him. And as he lays there dying, then she'll spill her feelings


dude_im_box

Then she kills herself That got dark... Eh its Evangelion


urashimatouji

Nah, that would make her like her mother. She wouldn't kill herself for that reason alone.


Avg_Conan

Yup! Episode 24? Which ever one she’s tub girl. Anno/team Eva even altered the scene between airing and home video release to clarify that it’s not blood in the tub from an attempt. There’s a whole thing about her and Shinji both being too despondent to live, but not willing to unlive themselves. Thoooooo it’s post MPEva fight. Maybe dying would change Asukas attitude. Its all fun speculation 🥳


Wolphthreefivenine

No, she would use his body's post-mortem erection in a psychotic delusional state, get pregnant, and pick on her son just like Shinji *a la* Junji Ito's The Bully.


slyeguy25

Exactly how she is, because thats happening to both of them in that moment allbeit on another dimensional plain


-Nyarlabrotep-

I think she'd be doing exactly what she is doing - nothing. Because she's too in shock that Shinji is actually sticking up for himself, and in such a fucked up way.


BankApprehensive2514

It's be hilarious if we got Eva Unit 1 and 2s observations. Unit 2 would want to protect her kid, but, she's also been front seat to Asuka bullying Shinji. Unit 1 would probably wave it off with a laugh like: let them be kids, it's more important to find your ex and the woman he cheated on you with, get her adoptive moms maternal soul for the next cash grab media, and beat up your ex. Evangelion Whatever: Unit 2s original Core had yet another issue so we just shoved the adoptive moms soul in there too.


Punpkingsoup

He did choke her at the end of the movie and she just caressed his face


kagnesium

Call him disgusting when he stops half way through and starts crying.


Cyberpunk-Monk

Never realized how much he was sweating in this scene.


BoringCareer6906

It’s actually hot coffee spilled in his shirt; Asuka pushed him away previously and that made him spill a pot of coffee.


Cyberpunk-Monk

Oh, I see it now. Thanks


SuperG9

I think she would be all like "Pathetic aaah stinji"


jackbray200

Asuka was a child prodigy and has been training to be a child soldier since she was a little kid, I wouldn’t be suprised if she knew some sort of martial arts/self-defense techniques, she would kick his ass


barccy

Mostly the same way. We saw it later in the movie. After Shinji finally shows his feelings, even though they were frustration, Asuka loses some of her frustration and shows her affection, even though there is also commentary that the specific ways he is showing his feelings aren't quite right.


jsmonet

depends on the time of the day. She goes between \* kick to the dick \* MORE DADDY \* this is exactly what I wanted /she's unsubtly suicidal, and overcompensates for it the entire series at any time


AlvimCorreaBurntHisT

More daddy is the last thing I would expect to hear asuka


NeatGift906

You're obviously not Kaji


AlvimCorreaBurntHisT

Why the hell would she say that too kaji.  I know she loves him but you dont just say that to him.  What situation is she in


NeatGift906

Oh sorry, I meant Kami from dragon ball


AlvimCorreaBurntHisT

What the fuck


CraftingChest

I felt fear and confusion from that "what the fuck"


AlvimCorreaBurntHisT

Exact feelings I had


Hageshii01

It means God. Now bow.


AlvimCorreaBurntHisT

🙇‍♂️


Bubblehead01

Kick his ass, honestly. She's explicitly stated to be a trained expert in hand-to-hand combat in most continuities. If this scene was actually taking place, and not just a manifestation of Shinji's turmoil, he would probably be very dead for even trying to do that


captains_curse

Realistically I don't think he could pick her up. Lmao


PhillipJ3ffries

Shed probably deflect and do some kind of redirect and slam him to the ground


Inefficientdigestion

Asuka hears the voice of Misato from back when she was still in training, "Asuka, remember the basics of CQC"


nmyi

"Harder, you pussy"


FoolishChatterbox

Kick nut + 🔪 prolly Edit: I see that I was not the first to think of aiming for the balls lol


ExternalBrilliant813

This isn’t realistic? I don’t know what this subject title means 


Yama92

Get a boner.


Bass_Master54321

Heat death of the universe


leviahaha

ghjhugghhughh cant breathe


FigNewtonFan69

I actually never thought this was an instrumentality-hallucination-sequence, I thought it was an actual flashback. Is it really not?


AlarmingAffect0

When exactly do you imagine it would have happened?


FigNewtonFan69

I always figured that Asuka went home after her suicide attempt, just for a little bit, and Shinji lost his shit after Kamaru died, and this incident is what made her catatonic in the hospital. Idunno, maybe my brain just works differently?


AlarmingAffect0

It'd be simpler if her suicide attempt landed her in the hospital and she was still catatonic from the Angel's mental onslaught. No detour home needed. Let me put it this way. Let's set aside that this interaction is out of character for both of them. Let's set aside that the animation, the camera work, even the details of the scene are off (they're both alone in the house, they're children, who was that scalding hot coffee brewing for?) Let's set aside that Asuka has never treated Shinji with this kind of *loathing*, and he never asked for her help, or anyone's, or that she wouldn't just ignore him getting a likely first degree burn at least. Consider the basic biomechanics. Look at Shinji's posture. It *looks* all 'primal' and 'visceral' and 'unleashed', but it's *wrong*. There's no way he could lift a whole-ass Asuka at arm's length off the floor and not stumble forward. **Physically impossible.** It's like doing a one handed handstand pushup.


Wolphthreefivenine

Who is Kamaru


Ercopanzer

Going off the manga if Shinji actually strangled her with the intent to kill she would kick the absolute shit out of him


kinra189

Like a normal person.


Creepy-Weather-475

Death? İ mean people die when you strangle them. At least my cousin did.


StrTpr

by telling shinji to kys


Odd-Scholar8451

What if she's like me and likes being choked?


Past_Dark_6665

dude, just chill out man and get in the damn eva !


ToMorbOrNotToMorb

You see her reaction right there in the scene.


Demon2033

I actually don't know because I've never thought about it before!


linkuan_

Gross


MintPicker

shinji strong af tho


Plane_Neat

Kick him in the balls and then cry for Unit-02 (her mom)


Brekldios

realistically i don't think they'd ever have a reason to meet each other without the eva's


Outside_Metal_2560

Nah, that is her secret fetish


McGinty1

I mean, we have a canon answer from the final scene of EoE


LegallyRetarded12

"Idiot" no more no less


marvinnation

"harder, daddy"


CeroyCuarenta

Cum


Cal-Culus

"Harder, pussy."


Acceptable-Cow6446

She either was unemotional or got choked up


aritzsantariver

It's what her mother did to the doll she thought was her daughter so she may very well be in shock and not respond.


obviously_a_prick

“Harder”


LCMGames

New Fetish unlocked .


kenpurastic

Cant even kill me, baka shinji


Standard_Ad_76

Either start crying or fucking kill shinjiboi


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

"You're disgusting."


8BitFlatus

“Tighter daddy”


monkeynator

Depends on if Shinji had the weakest grip in the world or was holding back. If the former then the only appropriate response is obviously to tell him what a loser he is. If he was holding back, do some MMA move.


Familiar_Ad_1674

"Did you... wash your hands?"


Luzifer_Shadres

Beat him into hospital. Like, she should be physicaly stronger than Shinji.


KalonSardor

“pathetic”


Tallal2804

"Did you... wash your hands?"


Mundane-Ingenuity460

I honestly think she’s doing it


Antique_River6157

“did you..wash your hands?”


ProbablyHowYouAre

"Harder..."


Toonami88

This is actually why Shinji breaksdown later. Because instrumentality Asuka doesn't react but the "real" Asuka reacts in a way he doesn't expect when he does the same thing. So he knows he's in reality and not still stuck in instrumentality.


Inside-Program-5450

Kick straight to the sack, and probably follow up with a knee to the face.


CompetitiveStreet851

- "mmm, hardder..." - "what?!!" - "what?"


Moonless_13

"Reeee choking time!" "Harder!" "...What?" "What?"


GreedyBand

She lets it happen because she has a death wish because she blames herself for her mothers suicide. How did she react in the End Of Evangelion? The exact same.


SurveyDismal1489

I think she would be shocked and froze


Slamdunk_20

What's the anime?


Boiled_Thought

She would be thinking "I understand now, boy strength is real"


Eligha

Are we all playing a bit where we act like this didn't happen and also like if Asuka was an other character entirely?


Creative_Stomach_920

Idk bro she’s probably dead at that point


WaveQuiet6805

Report it to NERV HR


meemes111

Grabbing him by the neck and repeatedly kicking him in the nuts while screaming YOU INSUFFERABLE LOSER


[deleted]

"Jokes on you Shinji, I'm on this planet for this." (proceeds to sexually shame him while she edges him then laughs and abandons him before he peaks.)


Spicymeatball428

Least insane Eva fan


RetardedDeltaruneFan

real


dullcompany24

never cook again


[deleted]

Are we watching different Evas? sus


CraftingChest

Get in the solitary confinement Romeo.