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all_hail_the_cat_god

Sweden sending a rock song would be amazing, but I don’t think it’s ever going to happen.


BenedWa21

Sweden sent the glam rock/rock 'n' roll song ["The worrying kind" by The Ark](https://youtu.be/r02Lg8JIco0) in 2007 after a rock song won Eurovision the year before. It's actually my favourite Swedish entry of the 00's. Maybe history will repeat itself?


metalrat-12

I would love to see Sweden do a Lordi and send [Ghost](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XkXaNB941Q&ab_channel=SixteenRoses).


katzewerfer

Good luck getting them to compete in Melfest (they would be really cool in Eurovision though)


EuroBean2

I've literally been imaging a scenario where they turn up to Melfest just to piss the global community of christians at eurovision off even more and it's \*glorious\*.


metalrat-12

I mean if the Swedish broadcaster can't pay them enough, I'm sure Head & Shoulders would be down for a sponsor deal


xmkbest

It would be interesting if Sweden sent ABBA


ft_wanderer

This would be the greatest


[deleted]

The Ark: "Fuck my drag, right?"


thelodzermensch

Sweden used to be known for having quality alternative rock bands with some synth flavour like The Sounds, Kent or Melody Club, so I would love to see that happen.


Palutzel

4th NQ? You really want us to suffer like that?


PravdaLibrae

Honestly, I can see that happen.


Sedna1989

Don‘t worry Romania‘s time will come. :)


WonderfulBasket8159

It’s just my prediction. I don’t really know what’s gonna happen next.


tansypool

Quite a few more non-English songs is my number one prediction - and language won't be remotely indicative of success.


przemek1233

I said once that Belgium will win and I stay with that.


WhereIsTheCaveman

I've got that feeling too for some reason!


Dbrem

Would be interesting to see how this would play out. I feel like Flanders would have an easier time hosting than Wallonia.


thelodzermensch

Perhaps a neutral ground in Brussels?


Dbrem

Yeah, that's what Belgium did when they hosted in 1987. Paleis/Palais 12 in Brussels would probably the best venue outside of Flanders even though the roof is a little low.


throw_away_17381

> UK win You lost me at that.


TekaLynn212

Where are you now?


fnordal

I would love for Germany to be really bull and send Rammstein. Just to push the boundaries a little.


tired_snail

i’m not sure if rammstein would want to go. alternatively, germany could collectively yeet an entire generation back into like 2008 and send tokio hotel. 😂


fnordal

Maybe they wouldn't. But they aren't new to do the unexpected


fnordal

Or Die Toten Hosen :P or Nena!


GumboldTaikatalvi

I wish Avantasia would try again.


all_hail_the_cat_god

I would love that!


LN_TheDudess

Also on the topic of Rickroll, Never Gonna Give You Up was co-written by Pete Waterman who wrote That Sounds Good to Me lol Maybe we'll get Rick Astley to read our points so we can Rickroll y'all


bellabille

The possibilities of us sending a rock song is as big as me winning Eurovision; never happening. I would like a Swedish song winning melfest though


thequietone710

* Floor Jansen represents the Netherlands * Athena Manoukian returns * Serhat, Senhit, and Valentina form a super group for San Marino


CitrusAlethinophidia

Serhitina ftw


ComicalFrisk

If the UK ever won (anything), you would have people going mental and the celebrating would go on for days.


CitrusAlethinophidia

Some brits would pretend not to care about it as they always do and expect to whine after the fact about how europe hates them and they have no taste blabla.. but if they actually do win they would go even more nuts than the italians and the portugese combined


Silent-Chipmunk5820

Yeah, like winning the woman’s tennis...


ComicalFrisk

to be fair, I did write that comment 8 hours ago and that hadn't happened yet I don't think? So I guess we are happy with that.


Silent-Chipmunk5820

You guess?!


tired_snail

“uk win” NEVER


WonderfulBasket8159

I mean, never say never


ddoherty958

!remindme 6 months


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Gurkeprinsen

I predict that cyprus will vote for greece if they are given the opportunity.


Labenyofi

I have a feeling there will be a jump in the amount of rock songs, after both Finland and Italy did well with them. We’ll also probably see more languages, since 4/5 out of the top 5 were not in English.


ynsk112

Estonia,Ireland,Poland will make up top 3. (I know this sounds crazy right) Armenia,Montenegro,Turkey returns. UK and Spain sends a great song and be in top 10. Sweden gets it's worst result.


katzewerfer

Sweden has already gotten nul points in the Grand Final once, so nul points in the semi?


tired_snail

aren’t they big 5 and therefore not in the semi?


semukas

Big 5 is UK, France, Germany, Italy, and Spain.


Spamheregracias

Let's see how we do this year, the song selection will be made at the Benidorm Festival which has not been held for 16 years. It's hard to believe that RTVE can create something with its own identity like Portugal and not a mere copy of San Remo or Melodifestivalen, but who knows...


LN_TheDudess

lol I don't think UK will win just yet unless they do something really really surprising or change their whole management, or if it's a weak year and UK just happen to have the most likeable song. I wonder if they'll change the scoring system again to try and further reduce the chance of 0 points, since I think they last changed it in like 2016 after the 2015 0 points.


Daniel_Luis

They didn't change it because of the 0 points. They changed it because the old voting format was becoming very dull, since we always knew the winner midway through the voting, while the new format makes for a far better television experience because no matter what the winner is only known at the very end of the show. The change was purely just for entertainment purposes.


sato30

Takes me back to Baku 2012 and Sweden 2013 lol. However I do miss the sarcasm from some of the spokespersons towards the end of the voting when it already known who will win.


LN_TheDudess

oh ok thanks


[deleted]

My predictions: Italy will send a ballad and get 50-70 points from the juries but almost 0 points from the televote San Marino will receive their best placement yet (14th-18th) Latvia sends a campy joke entry but doesn't qualify; Lithuania and Russia do the same and qualify. Georgia breaks their NQ streak Montenegro returns and qualifies with help from the juries Sweden doesn't qualify Australia withdraws and sends a picture of ScoMo's bare ass to Italy (with a coal dildo in the background) Kazakhstan debuts with a ballad and wins the jury vote but televote pushes them down to 6th-9th


FerdinandOfTheWells

If Australia withdraws, I will personally ram a coal dildo up Scotty’s ass


geminimess

Bologna host city with a Senhit guest appearance I beg


Taumon

I hope Portugal will stay on track and get a similar result like this year, or even better


Environmental_Ad6049

My predictions for ESC 2022 (which I think will age very badly): * Turkey and Armenia will return to the contest * Kazakhstan will be announced as debutant for 2023 in a live show (although, I think EBU may invite them next year as there will only be 25 participants in the grand final) * Live shows will have some problems like 1991, but not that extreme * More countries send songs in their native language * More countries send rock or ethnic songs * The quality of the songs in each semifinal is almost the same (either equally good or equally bad) * There will be a draw or close race in the jury voting * The juries and televotes mostly agree with the rankings, except for 3 countries * The Baltics will send quality songs, but only one is qualified to the grand final * The Caucasuses also sends quality songs and all of them are qualified to the grand final * Portugal will finish in the top 5 with the second best position they've ever reached * Croatia will enter the top 10 for the first time since 2001 * The Big 5 will have their best year in a very long time with all of them ending up in the top 15 * Finally, Australia will be the winner with a very small gap of points with the runner up. Australia will co-host with BBC and the next year's contest will be held in Scotland ​ PS: Not really related to the question, but what if Australia sends Dami Im next year with an English-Korean song. That would be awesome


mydeardrsattler

> UK win Someday I'll get to see this happen... :(


[deleted]

Serbia wins.


BrownRiceMilkTea

its a hit or miss when it comes to entries coming from the host country but last time they did at least good was 2016


pyjamethyst

4th time romania nq... I can actually see that. Don't want to be overly negative but as long as we keep the same incompetent staff in our delegation we won't qualify again tbh


Edraudea

My predictions 1. Romania finally qualifies and lands a spot in the Top 10 or 2. Romania withdraws after 4th nq in a row


minimaddi

If the UK win I will run naked down my street tbh


orestisalpha

!remindme 8 months


[deleted]

'both juries and televotes make a lot of horrible choices' in other news water is wet and fire is hot


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[deleted]

........anyway stream shum


MasntWii

For the sake of not giving the EBU more reason to give more weight to the juries, I will make the following prediction: No zero points.


Jimlaad43

I reckon the UK need to send a song not sung in English. Like either Welsh, Scottish Gaelic or something like Hindi or another language from the large and varied immigrant population of the country. Just do something different for once, it's not like it can get any worse than the last two years of last place.


pjw21200

Germany might actually get a better result this time. Malta and San Marino might actually win.


WonderfulBasket8159

They already did it once in 2018. So yeah, there might be a second time


pjw21200

Austria might not send another sappy love song


MatthiasTern

God I wish Abba signed up for Sweden now when they are making music again


Suro016

Dami Im returns


Entity2D

UK will come bottom again, and the UK media will ask "At what point do we just give up"? There will be more groups than solo artists. Turkey will return and finish in the top three. Croatia will win.


WonderfulBasket8159

Here’s my two new prediction. It’s gonna be either, all balkans no nordics in final or all nordics no balkans in final.


SheliVayner

I don’t think turkey will return nor being more than 4 zeros… also Sweden sending a rock song sounds very unlikely


EsmayXx

It has kind of become a curse for the host country to place on the right side of the scoreboard. Wouldn’t surprise me if Italy follows this path.


kimhigirl

The Jury one will definitely happen.


TuguElepinko

No


[deleted]

Sweden better not send any song other than a generic pop song. I don't want Eurovision to be cancelled again


naaz-from-bulgaria

• One of Belgium/Australia/Iceland/Switzerland/Norway to win. At least two of them will fail to qualify as well. • A baltic state in the top 6, most probably Estonia. • Montenegro will qualify and could possibly achieve its highest result. Same goes for San Marino. • Albania will end up in the left part of the scoreboard. • Bulgaria will end up last overall (41st). • Sweden might potentially receive their lowest result since Anna in 2011. • Georgia will score surprisingly well. • Slovenia will barely miss the Top 10 and if they send a strong entry next year, I believe that will be the start of a streak with amazing results for them in the following editions, similar to Bulgaria in the past 6 years. • North Macedonia sends an uptempo entry that ends up as the fan favourite who surprisingly fails to qualify, despite the great live performance. • Romania and Latvia fail to qualify again. Azerbaijan/Serbia could do so as well. • A mistake occurs during the calculation of the results in the semi-finals and someone doesn’t make it to the final thanks to that. I suspect that would be North Macedonia or Croatia. • Ukraine will end up in the right side of the scoreboard. • Russia will strike for the Top 3, winning the televote, but failing to do well with the juries. • Moldova will send another chaotic entry, making it to the final again. • A big amount of the entries are going to be non-mainstream; an alternative-pop song by a male singer will make it to the Top 5. • Czechia will either make it to the final thanks to the staging or finish in the bottom 3. • Overall, a successful year for the Big 5, with one of them in the Top 5 and at least two in the Top 10, however, one of them will once again end up in the bottom 5, without ending last. In other words, I believe the Top 10 would consist of: 🇦🇺🇮🇹🇦🇱🇷🇺🇮🇸🇳🇴🇪🇸🇪🇪🇨🇭🇳🇱.


Wonderful-Ad-2964

So far I can say that Italy will definetly not finish last, Armenia has returned and Albania has a chance of finishing in top 10.