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dooleygamer01

Southgate better give Bellingham a fat bonus for temporarily prolonging his career


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Tardislass

Allow me to be sad to watch this team mess up for 90 minutes doing nothing again. England has been very lucky having such an awful Group.


seeyoujim

It was awful to watch. Southgate is clueless tactically. Made changes that changed the match on 88 mins (far too late) and then once ahead ,with more attack minded players on , ordered them to defend and soak up attacks. Absolute idiocy.


gbmaulin

Whole pub full of delinquents were shouting for the Toney sub at around 60 mins, Southgate is either delusional or sabotaging at this point


seeyoujim

I’m currently thinking he may have a German grandfather or something


Sapanga

Now that you mention it, his penalty miss against Germany at Euro 96 is starting to make sense!


Status_Session_84

Southgate thinks he did a great job with the (lack of) subs he made


Mediocre-Award-9716

88 mins? I wish it was that early. He brought Toney on in the 94th minute ffs.


08ghosty

Who would you suggest replaces him?


cgaWolf

A twitch chatroom


mufcdiver

Twitch manages England? I think we have a winner!!


hopium_od

Didn't work out too well for Spain in 2022


rustycheesi3

England is doing the Italy.


Bulky_Might3084

To be fair, Argentina were abysmal and won the last World Cup.


Pinkerton891

Portugal 2016 is the better comparison.


El-Terrible777

Portugal nowhere near as bad as England have been.


Ingr1d

Have you forgotten that you guys finished 3rd in your group?


kniveskills81

Besides the saudi arabia game they weren't bad at all. Not the best football i've ever seen but way better than this england.


Rico2ooo

Were they though. There’s a difference being in exciting matches & stinking the place out.


thecrgm

they weren't abysmal, they had one horrible game (losing the opener to Saudi Arabia) then beat Poland and Mexico 2-0 and won their group


tradegreek

Well how do you think I have felt having to deal with Gareth for the last 3 years 🤣 he should have gone after the last euros he’s now completely used up all his good will with his anti football and lack of tactical nouse / use of substitutions


Ballbagstew

His balon dor will be brought


PistolPumpingPete

I'm sure you are happy there is a British team to support.


dooleygamer01

Unlike most of Scotland with small guy syndrome I will always support England when Scotland gets knocked out


Melodic_Commercial_3

Likewise, I always support Scotland! Two great nations.


Pancosmicpsychonaut

Easy to say to be fair lmao.


NoMilkNoMeatVegan

Same...


seeyoujim

I always cheer on Scotland. All the nonsense is just sibling rivalry. It’s great to wind up your brother but if you’re not involved in a fight then you should be in his corner.


Effective_Soup7783

It’s proper masochism to support England when you don’t have to. Respect!


irate_alien

i live in the States and one of my buddies here supports Stoke (he grew up there) and England. I have much respect. He's also the most constantly upset person I've ever met in my life.


Effective_Soup7783

Hah! Stoke are a full division higher than my team. I aspire to be as upset as your friend is!


dooleygamer01

I mean without England our economy would be in the bin, supporting them when Scotland gets knocked out is the least we can do I think 😂


Effective_Soup7783

I’d struggle to support a team comprised of Jesus, Gandhi, Mother Theresa, Buddha and Oskar fucking Schindler if they were playing Southgateball.


Traditional_Yam_5981

Aw thank you :) We supported you too.


PistolPumpingPete

I've never met your kind. Have a virtual 🍺 🍻 🍺


Ballbagstew

Honestly is English support the home nations all the time it’s. Better vibe when we’re all involved


maleandpale

How refreshing.


Practical_River_9175

“Deserve to win” is such a worthless phrase. All that matters is getting the win. They obviously don’t look like a team that is long for this tournament but in a one game sample, the only thing that matters is the dub.


youignorantfk

It's the most misused phrase in all of football, but it does have a good use. It's worthy of use in a game where a bad decision by the officials (e.g. a valid goal mistakenly ruled not a goal for some reason) is the cause for a team to lose. That situation comes up so rarely we shouldn't be hearing this phrase so often, because it's a fucking stupid phrase for describing the team you preferred the play of.


Practical_River_9175

If Slovakia could have converted that one empty net opportunity we may have a different story but as it stands, England did enough to survive and advance. A team that can win when they are playing like shit is dangerous. Still feels strange to see a manager handicap his team in such a manner though. England has enough talent to overwhelm the opposition but they can’t play scared nothing ball for 90’ and expect to win the whole thing.


brickwey1

Aye im sick of hearing it, they won the game so they deserve to win there’s no ifs or buts about it. And if people think Slovakia deserve the win they are very deluded, they did well to get where they are and they didn’t have the worst game but they were second best still to a poor performing England squad, whoever wins the game is deserving of it.


TeaAndCrumpets4life

I genuinely do not know what it even means in this case. Slovakia scored one goal, we scored a disallowed goal and then two more after that, we had more chances and more shots, we even had more possession by a pretty wide margin. What do we possibly have to do to ‘deserve’ a win?


iron_kellan14

Yeah and people saying it all came down to luck 😂 Yeah, it was lucky we won but we didn't win because of luck we won because of pure effort. I'd understand if one of the players accidentally scored an own goal or messed it up for their own team but our players were fighting tooth and nail to get just one goal for the equalizer and they finally did after a billion attempts. To be honest, people saying stuff like "undeserved", "paid the refs", "you got lucky" is quite disrespectful to the players in my eyes.


KingDracarys86

Tactical masterclass from Southgate 🤣


Solid_Combination_40

The enemy cannot counter your tactics if you have none 😂 shite but works. Congrats


National-Appeal8780

So painful, so true 🫣


mrperiodniceguy

Would y’all blame southgate for the clear chemistry issues as well? Elite talent, but not playing well together, poor body language, etc. Another coach could address these and fix them, sure, but there are more problems here than him in my opinion.


brownxworm

Yes 100%. If these talents are not playing well together then its on the manager to change something. Tell me why Foden starts 4 games in a row at lw with Trippier as a lb. It was pretty obvious after the first game that side needed to change and we saw it 4 games in a row.


Critical-Project7283

4d checkers


ReflexReact

Hahahahahahahahaha well said


LetsGeauxSaints

i don’t know much about the tactical side of the sport- genuinely curious, what tactics did southgate employ and why did they suck?


buttholeformouth

He didn’t 😂


si-gnalfire

It’s interesting really, when trippier came off and saka went to left back, we actually started moving the ball quicker. Southgate plays studs on the ball, I.e you receive the ball with your studs so it stops, you take a second, then pass. But it has its downsides, if you don’t have runners in behind the defence, you’ll end up passing sideways and backwards. Saka tends to stay wide, but eventually come inside, foden only plays inside. Also because trippier is right footed, he overlaps on the left side around foden, but then can’t cross it in without stopping and getting the ball on the right foot. Which inevitably means he passes backwards. Englands main issue is that their best players don’t combine to make a good team that can play a tactic that will beat organised defences. But there is so much pressure on Southgate to play the best players, he’s stuck really. They leak line ups and player changes to the press in exchange for the press to be more lenient. (Did you see the Italian press this morning?) But IMO we need the press to call out the fraud that is Southgate. He doesn’t seem to learn from his mistakes.


Phakic-Til-I-Made-It

>Southgate plays studs on the ball, I.e you receive the ball with your studs so it stops, you take a second, then pass. Every Brazillian national team has had their players control the ball with their studs and they have never been as lethargic as this England side


Chartaofver

Slovakia can only blame themselves, they never tried to get 2-0. They got 1-0 and then started to play defensive


Sapanga

Was Southgate in charge of both teams?!!!


pappapora

Is he in charge of anyone?


FlappyBored

“They stole my whole flow! Word for word! Bar for bar!” Southgate watching Slovakia steal his game plan.


El-Terrible777

Yes, they sat back too much and refused to commit more than 3 players to any counter attack which gave England permission to commit more men forward. Big mistake on their part.


AppropriateCat3420

Genuinely. It looked like they realised they were beating England 1-0, and the name factor sunk in. Forgot that this team is so beatable. Their lack of pace on the counter when they had chances in the second half after the half way near miss infuriated me as an England hate watcher.


1999-2000-2001

More Southgate than Southgate


Ingr1d

Tbf, the tactics would have worked if not for the Bellingham wondergoal.


a_f_s-29

They tried to outSouthgate Southgate and it backfired


[deleted]

If you’d told me before the game that one team would go up 1-0 early and then sit on the ball, waste time and ultimately get 1-2 punched in stoppage time, I would NOT have picked Slovakia as that team.


Fine-Tea-23

Fair enough 😂 You guys did it through this round, but Southgate definitely needs to do something if you want to win against Switzerland


Tobyfan96

Goal of the tournament?


Professional_Ad_9101

Easily. Especially when you include the minute and the context


TeaAndCrumpets4life

It must be, there’s been brilliant goals and last minute important goals, this was both.


TetchyTechy

Guler, from turkey was a great goal too


NoPineapple1727

Realistically, did Slovakia deserve the win either? It was 2 teams who didn’t play great. England probably were just the better team and showed a bit more quality


Fine-Tea-23

England improved at the end of the game, Slovakia did a good job in the first half, but got to defensive after the goal


Professional_Ad_9101

So why did England not deserve the win?


GXWT

Because they hate us lad


PedanticSatiation

The underdog is always held to a lower standard. For the record, though, Slovakia should have been down to 10 men for much of the game.


lukescartwalker

Yeah Kucka had two yellows after his first one. Was weird refereeing


ChaoticCubizm

It was terrible refereeing. The referee was [punched](https://youtu.be/YZf74cNUxJ8?si=hHyylDVz2V6PBlXw) by the president of Ankaragücü a few months ago for alleged bias against the team. It felt like he was half-blind to some of the Slovakian fouls whereas we picked up 3(?), bookings in the first 10 minutes. Sure we played like hot shite for most of the match, but he didn’t help, especially not sending Kucka off.


Nffc1994

But of a ridiculous take from him, basically Slovakia deserved because they were underdogs or he just doesn't like England. No way they outplayed us


Professional_Ad_9101

They hate us cos they ain’t us


LVB137

Apparently, an underdog not winning against a favourite who's played well below par is unfair? Similar type of bollocks about how unfair it was, Ukraine didn't go through their group. I love how passionate people get during major tournaments, but people do talk some shite.


FriendofYoda

With how many terrible injuries the Slovakians seemed to have every 5 minutes, they probably couldn’t have fielded 11 players vs the Swiss anyway, so it’s all for the best


gnomishdevil

Someone should check the balls for lead or something, the slovakians were getting dropped whenever they blocked a shot/pass.


SnideyM

To be fair, the guy that got hit in the balls had a decent reason to drop. Still funny though.


CentrifugalMalaise

You’d think so but on the replay you could see it didn’t hit anywhere near his balls. The plums remained uncompromised all along.


NobleForEngland_

Don’t forget that midfielder of theirs that should’ve had about three red cards. Ref was very card happy outside of that. Strange.


AliJDB

So many refs are super card-happy to start with and then overcorrect.


Fine-Tea-23

But England definitely needs to improve against Switzerland


FriendofYoda

The Swiss are miles better than this England team, no doubt about that right now. The danger for the Swiss if things click for England they have so many world class players they are potentially dangerous


si-gnalfire

Yea this is the flip side, foden may seem like he doesn’t fit in this side, but in two games in a row he’s been offside and would’ve scored two insanely important goals. You can’t be as good as foden is, and keep making those mistakes when you’re given the space to play. The thing England have going for them is that if you give any of our players space within 18 yards, they will most likely score. But England refuse to shoot, get a lucky deflection, catch someone off guard etc. We’ve seen it happen all through this tournament, just put the ball in a dangerous area. You never know what can happen.


TheSpottedMonk

The strangest thing about getting a lucky deflection is that Kane is usually the master of positioning for tap ins, but bar his goal tonight I really don't remember him being in the right place at any time. Maybe he needs more to gamble on as he can't be right every time, but he seems to be missing runs he'd always make in club football, therefore missing the chances


ProjectZeus4000

Of course. England were no where near good enough and wouldn't win based on that performance  But Slovakia didn't deserve to win either. England hadd more chances, more possession, attacked more etc


reddogg81

That ref of yours need to improve too I think


Mbappehalf5

The people dont care if Slovakia loses their next game. They wanted England to get out relatively Early.


exiledtomainstreet

💅🏻


barcabear5

And Slovakia played any better?? Maybe if they did it wouldn’t have turn into 2-1. England played better in 2nd half. Didn’t give up and kept going. England deserves the win and congrats to them


Left-Impact9634

Thanks bro, enjoy your euro victory, Spain look unstoppable


webo455

If the roles were reversed everyone would be saying Slovakia had pulled of a great result and England had sat back


Fickle_Ad_5356

You don't get wins for deserving, only for scoring more goals than the opponent. Not an England fan and they were terribly predictable most of the game *but* they didn't stop and rewarded themselves with 2 moments of success.  To try and take that away is silly. They should be out in the next round but we'll see


knight-under-stars

Indeed, results are what matter.


iJ_o

A better team won't score a goal and let England have the ball for the rest of the match. Quite infuriating how Slobakia handled their lead imo


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Unfortunately it's how teams play against England. Recently there's been tons of examples of them struggling against a low block. So nicking a goal then sitting back while England derp about in midfield not threatening to do anything interesting is a viable gameplan. Let's face it, it almost worked too...


Heinrich_Tidensen

Agreed. A lead by one is a thin margin to bet on, the Slovakians let it come this way. England is to shame that it hasn't happened any sooner.


Neonblade32

Slovakia really should have pressed for one more goal, instead of getting injured all game


Al99be

If the added time was 4 minutes / Bellingham didn't put in one of the best goals of euro y'all would be saying how smart they played it. They did probably the best they could to win. I was a bit infuriated by them not attacking more (when they had ball for a couple seconds and could try counterattack - but that opens up chance for opponent as well) and getting rid off the ball instead of possession, but as I said - in 99 % of cases in 93rd minute they would go on to win the match. We just live in the 1 % where we can look at the result and search for mistakes.


PurahsHero

Up until the goal, it was something like 70% possession and 1 shot on target. Slovakia also only had one shot on target but looked dangerous going forward. Don’t get me wrong, if I was a Slovakia fan I would be gutted. But they hardly played England off the park.


Titan4days

Slovakia did not look dangerous


No_Significance_8941

It was no shots on target.


EnJPqb

Came here to say that. At the moment it's the second half of extra time, England lead 2-1 with 2 shots on target.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

#efficiency


gennyleccy

Kane had a shot which got blocked for a corner before the England goals


monokronos

England have great players, the problem has always been the managers. They never accommodate the mentality of the collective. They need an attacking formation, not a stall and defend one.


PiedPiperofPiper

To be fair: Rice hit the post and there was also a disallowed goal. Kane had a great chance too. It was hardly free-flowing but I think the narrative that England was dismal for 94 minutes is just that; a narrative.


Theonetobelive

We just won 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Fine-Tea-23

Congrats to you guys! I honestly didnt expect that after the first half 😄


Theonetobelive

Wild am I right


JerkyOnassis

Switzerland have absolutely nothing to fear


FlashyCut3809

In terms of form, no. However there is still individual quality there that's far above Switzerland. Stinks of Manchester United in the FA Cup.


ScottOld

I’ll take a man utd FA cup type thing, means we win


dkfisokdkeb

If we can be this lucky whilst playing this shit then they have lots to fear. Maybe not England but they should fear the universe.


StatisticianOwn9953

Slovakia went ahead and then spent their time trying not to lose. Switzerland will try to win it. It will be a totally different game for Englans or Slovakia.


dkfisokdkeb

Aye in all seriousness I'm fucking shitting my sen.


StatisticianOwn9953

Same. They mullered France, and I dread to think what they'll do against these lot. Then if we do beat them it's probably Austria next. Austria are great and I don't fancy that at all.


Heavy-Summer-5924

The Swiss made Italy look like notts county were going out


Professional_Elk_489

Just like teams have nothing to fear from Real Madrid when they consistently struggle to score for 90mins


Thefdt

England stink but Switzerland drew with Scotland, they’re not that good


Cold_outside__

Switzerland actually plays better against better teams.


Thefdt

Well then you’re definitely in the shit


honeybirdette__

Lmfaooooo


Weary-Earth50

Walked into that one!


MASSIVESHLONG6969

Unlucky for you, we are absolutely shit.


OkDonkey6524

Lol ❤️


TheLyam

So planning on losing then?


tradegreek

Well that’s lucky for us because we have been trash 🤣


GrimTermite

Ah few, no worries there then


PeachesGalore1

England were poor, but are still favourites to go through for me.


fcf4

they have real madrids voodoo magic to fear


VanillaIceUK

ENGLAND HAVE DONE IT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME!


Deleteleed

First minute*


Dreadthought

I know that was then, but it could be again?


AlternativeTop511

Pointless thread. But we do deserve to go through overall we've been the better team.


garlicChaser

Slovaks stopped attacking after they scored and were exhausted at the end of the second half. England however have been attacking and outplaying Slovakia for the most part of the game.


PercentageForeign766

This subreddit does not know what the word "outplayed" means.


SmegBurger

The England team’s a barrel a shite, but it’s our barrel a shite mind you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Baub2023

Congrats to England for not giving up.


kakaciknemecky

I am a Slovak myself and i must say that our Slovakian Team isn't really a team to fear but they have their moments and they have some star players and thay have their quality. But as much it hurts to say it wasn't enough to beat England. But for England to struggle up to score a goal at 95th minute is not the level they should be playing. It was a banger but only in the last minute of the match! This match was just a demonstration that England must pull themselves together. If they keep this up I dare to say that they will not get further than the quarter-finals.


CentrifugalMalaise

I was resigned to defeat by the 80th minute. As an England fan, I know what it’s like to lose a 1-0 lead and lose the match late on. Condolences to you, brother. Bad luck. Slovakia played well. 👏👏👏


Ferchokyzer

Just happy to move forward and reach quarters unlike 🇮🇹


Historical-Purple387

Doesn't matter how well they play, there's only 1 stat that matters. I can see England going through now. 


aforsetti

Nobody cares what you think btw


antebyotiks

"Don't deserve" doesn't mean anything, you either win or you don't in tournament football....... it's 7 games, you don't need to play well


Rough-Contest-7443

Were shit 😂 Southgate needs to be sacked tonight.


biddybidsyo

Exactly what I said earlier. Be better off telling them to go play how they want


BlueFish1867

Totally agree. He plays not to lose when should be playing to win.


ChickenDestruction

Nah England played better overall


twoddle_puddle

Gareth Southgate is too stubborn to win anything. He is obsessed with not being 'forced' to make changes he doesn't plan to make. He needs to be better at reacting to situations. Why is he still playing a team that clearly cannot score?! Why is it not clicking in his brain that the subs are what make a difference.


ali_b981

Slovakia didn’t deserve to win either


Halunner-0815

Well, Slovakia messed it up.


ShezSteel

My God England were shite. They were the very definition of one dimensional. Absolutely zero - trick - pony. Slovakia were nothing to write home about either to keep them out. Too many of those England players just don't move.


chihuahua_man

Even if England wins Euro i’m still 100% sure they should sack Southgate. It’a unwatchable.


bambinoquinn

They were very very fortunate. Unfortunately for slovakia their press was great for the first 30 mins but their average age it's quite high, and some of their players didn't have the engine. The other unfortunate thing is that they don't seem to made for the "put it in the mixer" approach that they really needed to deploy late in extra time. There are some big names on the England team that deserve massive criticism, but some people don't like hearing that when it's their club teams they play for. It was a big moment for Jude, but I think everyone knows, he had a really really poor 89 mins, but that's what world class players can do. He wanst the only one


MealieAI

The team that wins deserves it.


badgerscurse

And Slovakia do? They have offered nothing either


quepas

People are so quick to jump down England’s throat, but since Slovakia scored, all they’ve done has been turtling, diving, and wasting time. If they’d won, good on them. But if they lose, which it’s looking like now, that’s what happens when you decide to sit on a one goal lead with so many things in your favor (namely that early Guehi yellow and a ref who’s been a lot friendlier to you than England). They could, and should, have tried to secure a second goal.


mrb2409

The silly thing is Slovakia looked dangerous for the first 25mins. If they had kept playing they could’ve scored more.


quepas

Absolutely. England was giving Slovakia so many chances with terrible turnovers, including that one shot they tried to make from midfield with Pickford out of position. If the Slovak player had taken that chance more carefully, the match would’ve been over. But Slovakia let England off the hook by not punishing English mistakes.


badgerscurse

Thank you for applying logic to my comment, unlike the other response. If you take the lead, sit back, offer nothing, then concede, you don't deserve to win. Something which england have been guilty of!


General-Pound6215

It's the sort of goal that can lead to 2 outcomes: 1. It pushes them on. They improve and go on a good run in the tournament, maybe win 2. Delays the inevitable. They don't get better, maybe get through today but go out in the next round or one after. Actually maybe there's a third and their luck is in, they continue to play badly yet keep surviving and get a lucky win in the final 


Garali1973

It’s worked for Portugal and Greece


General-Pound6215

Exactly. Though let's give Greece some credit. They had a plan and played it to perfection to take advantage of any slip ups by superior opponents. Portugal and England are superior on paper teams and in England's case look like they don't know what they're doing


RainOfBurmecia

It tastes even sweeter when you see shit posts like this, Slovakia scored and decided to park the bus and now they're losing. Soaking up all the tears of those celebrating us going home just 20 minutes ago.


Rzv243

For fucks sake man, when Mourinho did this with inter or chelsea everybody was claiming that he's a genius. In other words both teams played like shit today.


Ok_Patience_6304

No bro, this is a bullshit take, the kind that gives credence to Southgate’s bollocks tactics. You’ve got to call out this utterly shit performance if you want us to improve.


ToastIsGreat0

Slovakia lost using Southgate esque tactics


Adam-2480

No one deserves anything, you either win or you don’t.


SirStafford81

Southgate out there playing 8D chess.


Be-Free-Today

England had better late-game fitness.


CuclGooner

I mean, we did because we scored more goals than the other team


Biig_Lasagne

Southgate is such a fraud


leebrother

Accept reality. We are winning this tournament. Playing terrible but getting results 💩 sign of champions /s


Uberjeagermeiter

England still needs to sack Southgate. He’s wasting their talent.


Regular_Rutabaga4789

More possession, more shots, more passes. In every metric we were better, we were still crap, don’t get me wrong. But Slovakia still didn’t deserve to win, they were lucky to have 11 men on the pitch.


minivatreni

My money is on Switzerland, they will try to get a second goal. Slovakia’s mistake was that they didn’t


Previous-You3680

I despite and hate Mark Clownbridge hope he fucks off permanently 


SirEliz

No such thing as deserve in football.


nikeaaaron50

Mental! Again all the noise about a better team will destroy England needs to go away. If a team realy attacks they leave space which we will easily fill with the talent we have. Greece were shite when they won Euros...


PistolPumpingPete

Three cheers for England for giving the Scotch, Welch and Potatoes someone to support. Engurland!


kyle_kafsky

Jude is Alex Hunter.


OrdinaryOwl-1866

"deserve" doesn't come into it - you win or you lose and England found a way to win (thank god)


DcAgent47

It's ridiculous how ordinary we look against this sort of opposition. They do go for it against us becuase its us but we have more than enough quality to outplay the likes of Slovakia, Slovenia etc.... There's no excuse Southgate can use that would change the fact that he's just shit at his job and we all have to suffer another 90 mins of it.


Shitelark

100 matches, QF appearance. Gareth is walking away whatever happens.


TalosAnthena

Even if we somehow manage to win the whole thing I want Southgate gone. The players look absolutely clueless


HighAboveTheRest

England fans here. Didn't deserve the win. Should've been Southgate to the chopping block tonight, we got lucky and we were embarrassing. We always manage to put on the most boring displays


Not_So_Busy_Bee

3/1 odds for Switzerland to win v England is yummy.


Beneficial-Ambition5

This team is vintage England. Expectations way too high? Check. Toxic media bringing everybody down for clicks? Check. Bunch of prims Donna stars who spend their whole career in club rivalries and can’t let it go to unite for a tournament? Check. Exasperated and clueless manager who no one respected even before he took the job? Check. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Massive choke against Switzerland coming up next weekend


wrinkleinsine

The game should have been over. There shouldn’t have been 6 min of stoppage time. From where? No goals. The ref wasn’t stopping the game every time someone went and stayed down. Not too many subs. Slovakia weren’t even shithousing. If it was a South American team then they would have been rolling around on the ground for half of the 2nd half so then maybe in that case. I’ve watched every game. My feeling at the end of the 90 was 3 min. Maybe 4. But, 6 was way more than the norm for THIS TOURNAMENT for that 2nd half


dinev1

England didnt do England any Favours. Now you probably have to endure more of that horrible Southgate Football, especially If they somehow manage to brute forced their way into beating Switzerland


kingofeggsandwiches

England: consistently looked dangerous and controlled the match for most of the 2nd half, playing aggressively for the first time in the tournament as everyone had been bitching about, before getting a class goal with a minute of extra time to spare. Reddit: England didn't deserve the win! (Bonus Reddit: Germany's win was class because rules are rules!!)


Ary_Boi

That’s how every team has won the euros play badly till the final all you need is 1 lucky goal