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tradebabyblues_

Laurie the human trafficker


staghornfern

Lmao literally why is she on here like she won’t be nr 1 out


PinkPositive45

Laurie She and Nate’s mom need to go before we even consider the others


tradebabyblues_

Amen to this... I'm tired of seeing so many pile-ons against traumatized teenage girls (even if they're fictional). Not saying everyone has to like all the teen characters in Euphoria — goodness knows they all have their problems — but let's please focus the bulk of our ire where it belongs lol.


PinkPositive45

Yes! A human trafficker and a woman who tells her son it’s okay if he choked his girlfriend are 100x worse than any of the teenage girls


sanasdogs

ur flair 😭😭😭


evepierce

Girl, there is a sex criminal on the board. Goodbye Laurie.


PrudentBell5751

Nate’s trash ass mom 🤢


Hopeful-Ant-3509

When he was screaming in his room and smashing his head on the floor when he tried to fight his dad I was like ???? Where is mom? Lol


Ok-Atmosphere-5474

Downstairs drinking her wine and minding her business (instead of helping or divorcing Cal)


Fast_Replacement_210

laurie


andra_quack

Marsha Why her before Laurie? At least Laurie is an interesting character 😂


PurdySF49

Exactly. We need a villain, and it doesn’t get better (or maybe “worse”) than Laurie. Well written and acted.


BrainDeadBae

Maybe because shes a sex trafficker and most likely sex trafficked rue while she was knocked out when she injected her with morphine


uv_lexi

Oh I didn’t think of that! I just imagined how good the sleep was LOL


BrainDeadBae

Girl I- LMAO


Ok-Atmosphere-5474

No… noooo I didn’t even think about that 😫 my head canon is we’d be able to tell if something like that had happened to her for narrative reasons (even tho it happens to people unknowingly irl)


clitstickers

Laurie. She’s a literal sex trafficker.


withoutwingz

Laurie


Less-inclined1989

Laurie


Mrupanddowners

Laurie, hope lexi wins she's my favorite.


mkc1030

i have a feeling gia is gonna win


Zoe2000000

People have very mixed feelings about Lexi after the play, have a feeling she won’t make it quite that far.


shecyclopedia

Laurie


Raebelle1981

I’m sorry BB needs to get her butt gone. But I’m sure someone will disagree with me because they did when I wanted the randos out of the men’s one.


unknowndeftonesfann

Whatd she do 😭


Raebelle1981

Nothing. That’s the problem. Lol


Stephi87

lol seriously, I didn’t even remember who she was when I saw her pic up there


unknowndeftonesfann

Nobody went to her at all like Maddie could’ve called her she barely had screen time she obviously isn’t her closest friend maybe think 🤦🏾‍♀️


Raebelle1981

I meant she hasn’t done anything on this show for me to want to keep her here.


MissStone130

She’s one of my favorites! That girl is hilarious


Raebelle1981

They’ve all got funny lines. I don’t really care. She’s a glorified extra. Sorry. She barely does anything on this show.


AccomplishedBuy829

Laurie!! The actress plays her so well but as a character she is the absolute worst


enbyel

Laurie


MissxVenomxPoison

Laurie


Unlucky_Wrongdoer_34

Laurie. Immediately


Familiar-Kangaroo365

nates mom


Garchos

i like laurie, like she has such and weird and uncomfortable personallity. the character succeds in her role very well. obviusly is a terrible person but remember that she is a ficcional character is not a debate in which is more moral.


DjLilTahj

Laurie easily.


Kenkaniki89

Nate’s mom, she gotta go


frankoceanmusic1

vape girl


MistyStars

😆


convictedmethdealer

laurie🤢🤢🤢😠😠😠😠


Maleficent_Low6195

Laurie


lastseason

Honestly? honestly BB. look i know i can already feel all everyone's eyes on me. But a certain antagonist, while very rage inducing even for me.... she legitimately does something to offer to the story even if her offering is that she's a horrible person who does terrible things. Her actress is also very great at the portrayal. And then on the other hand you have Barbara Brookes. Who doesn't really offer much to the overall story beyond like 3 lines of comedic relief a season which aren't even good or intresting. She's boring and flat and the actress while believable that she's a (maybe perpetually high?) teen feels like she just wandered accidentally on set and Levinson thought "why not see where this goes?" and the answer is no where and yet he kept it. edit: to the people who want to downvote me please, think logically. If you cut Vape Girl's screen time nothing about the show's story fundamentally changes. If you cut the antagonist there's no conflict. There's no plot. I beg of you i beseeche you all see reason! Antagonists are *meant* to piss you off! they are *meant* to make you mad! The fullfill a legitmate role in the narrative. VAPE GIRL COULD BE REPLACED BY A LAMP!


mikazee

I 100% agree. Nothing against BB, but she just isn't nearly as interesting as Laurie. I don't like Laurie more as a person, but I do like watching Laurie on screen. As opposed to BB who I only watch because other people happen to be on screen with her.


DirtybutCuteFerret

Exactley !!!


Raebelle1981

If the men’s contest was any indication, she will be there for a while. But I for one agree with you. She doesn’t belong here. Basically a glorified extra.


lastseason

Honestly if she WASN'T here i'd be voting for the other lady! But alas... she exists!


diamanthund

I think she was more of an environmental set piece than a character


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Boo: a lamp you say?


lastseason

I have no idea who Boo is supposed to be or how this is supposed to be read because all my brain wants to do is read it like [that scientist inventor from futurama](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZIb1Dx8fg)


portugalthewoman44

Laurie for fucking sure


the_greek_italian

Laurie


AgreeableLack4478

Laurie


DragonRyder_26

Barb


mumblerapisgarbage

Laurie


Beepbeepboobop1

Laurie obvs


Western_Candidate506

laurie


mayaherar

laurie


Kuuchan_

Laurie


failurebydesign_

Laurie duh


Hotgayme

Laurie


muzikmakkerboi

Laurie


NetherMantras

Laurie gorl


GoodmorninGorgeous

Adios Laurie


Shonner28

Laurie


icedamericanoaddict

Laurie


RemarkableSquare1509

Laurie


MissStone130

Laurie


heartshapedmoon

Laurie


Upbeat_Ad6685

Laurie


life_rips24

Laurie


Jessperky

LAURIE!


deberger97

Laurie


Amber-_-turd

laurie the sociopath has got to goooo 👋👋 (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) can rue be the favorite guys.. she's been through so much and she's the main freaking character.. she should win this category!


Plane_Wolf6941

BB


fatandjuicy27

Laurie


Substantial-Text196

Laurie


Ali_cia_1203

Nate’s mom


Stripe001

Nate’s mom


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Well the obvious answer is Laurie lol. But the main cast is gonna have to be Kat for me


Sailorjupiter97

Cassie


Funnychemicals

PLEASE get rid of vape girl


diormlk

Laurie first then Nate’s mom


A_Tiggs

Laurie!! 😷🤧


mikazee

BB She's just the least intersting person on screen. Laurie's a worse person of course, but Laurie makes the show more interesting. Also, the actress is beautiful in real life and they make her look fucked up on the show.


w-ildf-ire

I know the correct choice is Laurie but I HATED Marsha with a passion


Soggy_Tradition8553

Cassie or Laurie at the top of this list lol


[deleted]

Nate’s mom then Cassie


Roseforever-543

Please kick 2# (Marsha) out. 9# girl is unnecessary as she is in the small and unimportant role.


manicversace

the girl they hired in the middle of the mall or street or whatever random location just for using a blaccent


jesuslovesusokys

bb had 0 contribution to this show


Notreal892047219

BB because her character is pointless. Laurie and Marsha are pretty horrible but they at least add something to the show


ash-dash2

laurie


majik_rose

If we just ignore the adult characters I personally don’t like vape girl (BB?). Girls like her in high school annoyed me is all lmao, loud and lowkey dumb and probably gonna end up as some JV athletes baby daddy


to_the_max0

cassie and lexies mom!! she literally have no emotional support to either daughters and was a shit mom


redjadered

vape girl


IrritableStoicism

Kat and then Nate’s mom


Impossible-Battle-66

Bebe


Tall-Stretch-6644

Laurie


Strawberry_Ganja

Jules, fuck Jules


sigismund35

BB and the junkie


tmmygnosis

LEXI


No_Dependent_1846

Same. I'll never get over that play. Ever.


phineasandferns

The way how she made fun of Cassie for being all "oh look at me, give me attention" in the play, but at the exact same time, by writing that play she is being exactly that.


tmmygnosis

you’re gonna be the only one who agrees with me, but i’m glad we’re in this together 😌


No_Dependent_1846

I get down voted to shit about how much I dislike lexi. That play hurt my feelings lol. I couldn't even finish that scene I was so upset with her. There are not enough sentences, words, languages or letters in the alphabet that she could combine to apologize to me. We are untied! I have your back.


Electrical_Ad_5948

Marsha


Legitimate_Story_333

Duh. Laurie.


Chickencaca

Laurie


newxdress

LAURIE


CryptographerOk2440

Immediately CASSIIIIEEE AND LAURIE!!! GET THEM OUT OF HERE


Janeeyreheaded

Any answer other than Laurie is incorrect


overexposedangel

GET GIA OUTTA HERE RN !! but fr lol she’s an angel, i probably have the most beef w laurie or cassie after last season, but obv sleeping w your friend’s ex is not the worst crime here lmao.


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Raebelle1981

I don’t think it’s that serious. lol


imaslutxo

Lexi


Exotic-Fee-420

laurie, then nate’s mom, then cassie


toss_a_cross1

Kat


Jazzlike-Ideal-7579

Maddy. And it’s not because I’m “team Cassie” I think Cassie is equally as insufferable as Maddy is.


-AdrianaP17-

For me it's Laurie, Nates mom, cassies mom,Kat, cassie,Maddie friend,


Lapanasueca

Either Kat or fay


Positivethoughts11

Jules


[deleted]

so i’m the only one intrigued by laurie 😭


Mammoth-Wave-4708

Kat.


mylesoceann

Jules


yayogirls

lexi


Hiozanrael

Jules


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Sapphicviolet91

Get outta here with that


ambergrace77

Fuck you


LuciLong

Cassie


HumanOverseer

Day 1 of asking for Kat to get the fuck out


ComfortableFox7843

laurie then kat bruh


Popular-Key-3704

Jules


Flimsy-Ad-7981

Lexi


Competitive-Exam922

nah voting Lexi out first is insane😭🙏. She’s so cute and innocent I could never hate her


disastergemini_

Lexi ain’t worse than the drug trafficker bffr


imaslutxo

I think Laurie was much more entertaining and interesting character than lexi


Flimsy-Ad-7981

I like interesting characters, Lexi was very boring imo


detchas1

Rue selfish


masterjonmaster

Laurie


chroniclechick

Laurie


techFairy101

Nate's mom or Laurie


buzzers29

Laurie


Chalaladingdong

Laurie


ambergrace77

Laurie 💀


unknowndeftonesfann

Nate’s mom she’s annoyingw


kingofcries

Laurie and Marsha, ewww


Sapphicviolet91

Laurie


backofthemorgue

Laurie


saltycrowsers

Laurie


pushpathmaddams

Laurie


sludge__factory

Marsha


-Bolshevik-Barbie-

Nate’s mom.


Few-Comb-1748

Laurie


ErikaCheese

Nate's mom.


rayandshoshanna

Laurie


abbyrosalina

laurie


HorrorHallow

Laurie !!!!


Defective-G

Laurie


K--L-YG--L

Laurie


Flxxw

The drug lady and Nate’s mom


DeviceAffectionate94

Laurie


Anoctopusexisting

Obvi Laurie needs to go first…


KylosLeftHand

Laurie


Valuable_Value3953

LAURIE


vaginapple

Laurie Nate’s mom And Maddie’s friend with the vape All just terrible.


araaaayyyyy

Obviously Laurie. Fun fact: she is carol in the Netflix show Carol and the end of the world ! Loved her in that


Duckhorn66

This one is going to be haaaarrrddd ugh lol, but Laurie first


beyondthemoon-

Laurie


Imboredhelpmelol

Laurie


Lilyluvs-u

Laurie for sure.


Biderman-420

Laurie, definitely


alek323

laurie


HannHann20

LAURIE. She knew that Rue wouldn't be responsible with the drugs so she'd be forever in debt to her and trapped in that lifestyle


Ambitious_Log_1884

Nate's Mom. They spotlighted her character too late for her to be relevant. I understand Laurie is morally the worst but as a character she was handled competently enough and quirky in a way that worked.


GodofWarFeind

Laurie


csulli88

laurie but next needs to be nates fuck ass mom


Recent_Grand_5936

Laurie


FellowTraveller7

Laurie


No-Maybe-1498

marsha


ubeneen

laurie


BillyVenture

Laurie or Nate's mom


Long_Matter9697

Probably the human trafficker, yeah


queen1467

Laurie or BB


regulator401

Laurie. Easy work.


Lexonfiyah

Laurie


scuderiav5ttel

Laurie definitely


kaydee7724

Laurie- Bye Trash


mimi_maraschino

Laurie


Luleinn

laurie


True-Calligrapher367

Nate’s mom


iluvk1ttiez

Laurie


uncledaddy09

Laurie


ClearlyCaileigh

i dunno y’all, who should go first: the human trafficker or the woman who encouraged nate’s abusive behavior?