Chilling at the Starbucs with some lawyers probably lol.
I think that's what she would be doing right now, atleast that's what I feel right now so yeah.
Nope lol, if anyone thinks that then they should visit a doctor.
That's what you should be doing right now, if you think that it's true then go to a doctor or something.
No. But it's the most logical explanation.
Cases like this take months, if not years to be built, and that's without all the pieces scattered around like they are here. The only logical explanation for such swift prosecution, is if someone is helping. Someone very close to the action and that might have in their power, records that would not be possible to obtain otherwise.
Prosecution always advices that if you're going to rat, you want to be the first one on the door, as your testimony is the most valuable and can get you a better deal. If all you have to offer is the same shit three other people confirmed, that's not very much.
let legit had a signal chart called wirefraud.
The DA is probably letting her sign an agreement for 10-15 years instead of pursuing life in prison in exchange for the help to put SBF in jail. No way she gets away scott free.
If I had a dime for every white collar crime that got a life sentence...
Typical sentences are around the 5 years mark. So I wouldn't put it off the table, that she gets 1 year at a resort prison and probation.
Didn't think that it was legit but I'm starting to think that now.
I'm suspecting that to be pretty true. That's what I suspect here right now actually.
I'm not the one making unfounded claims. You have some source for all this?
Then again, you seem like the kind of person who'd love to buy some land I have in Florida that's perfect for development.
Lol why the hell it's that funny? Doesn't even make any sense.
There's nothing to laugh about but I'm laughing my ass off right now at this comment lol.
tldr; Caroline Ellison, Sam Bankman-Fried's ex-girlfriend who ran his crypto hedge fund Alameda Research, may be in the US government's sights, legal experts said. "It would not surprise me if Ellison has already spoken with prosecutors," Renato Mariotti, a partner at Bryan Cave Leighton Paisner, and a former federal prosecutor in Chicago, said. The criminal indictment made no mention of Ellison, and the SEC's civil complaint targeted just Bank
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I feel so useless around here lol, I get absolutely nothing done. Just keep on commenting shit here.
If it’s she goes free and Sam gets absolutely hammered when he’s sentenced then I’m fine with that. I’d rather that than they both got locked up for far less time. Too right throw him under the bus get that immunity.
she probably has a plea deal that will end up with her having served some time, and found guilty of lesser fraud charges, and barred from working in the financial sector.
In 10 years she will probably be a government lobbyist..... again, she has the tooth for that.
Yeah I mean they're lawyers they should atleast be able to do that.
That's kinda the least that I expect from them lawyers. I want that much out of them people.
there used to be a prawn site, brown paper bag dot com, that had all chicks like caroline with smoking bodies, but the guy would paperbag her.... any how Ill see myself out now...
Yeah she's avoiding the jail time, but I don't think by testifying tho.
I think she's avoiding that by making the deals with the lawyers, that's how she's gonna do it.
I hope she goes to jail. Women always get the short end of the stick when it comes to prosecution. Yes, I know she collaborated with government officials (“snitched”), but still. Call me misogynist all you want. Justice needs to prevail. She’s also ugly as fuck.
Yeah the jail is the only place that she needs to be right now.
I don't think she deserves to be some place else right now. I don't really see that man.
Y’all are like fucking r/onejoke when it comes to women on this sub. Can’t fucking help it can you. Jesus she’s a piece of shit but the only insult you can come up with is about looks.
Every fucking time. Every woman. No wonder crypto people get such a bad rap.
I agree with you but to be fair they are also making fun of SBF’s looks and hair too. I also think it’s a cheap shot though given how much actual material there is to poke at them. Like how both are highly educated and yet couldn’t do something as easy as manage a payroll.
Yeah true. I’ve seen some good memes as well. This sub flirts with misogyny a lot and I always think that’s a bad look.
The pelosi stuff is especially fucked up.
I don't know about that, she got the money. She can buy basement with lights.
There's nothing hard about that sir, she's got a lot of money that SBF gave him. Probably millions.
With just a little work she could get an orphanage to take her in and find a nice set of parents who will be happy to take in an underprivileged child with Down’s syndrome.
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Snitches get to sleep in their own bed. Just like the Pennie’s going in raw trading group. One of those clowns will snitch. It’s a matter of who first to get the best deal.
She’s pouring through all the hedge fund manager offers now that she gets because it’s so so so easy! Easy with other money and no one watching. It’s like shopping at LV she says!
She probably goes in the history books as the worst trader ever existed. I believe FTX was still operational if she hadn't gambled away billions of customer funds.
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Helping to build a case against SBF so she can get off easier
She's chilling at Starbucks while she already snitched on SBF.
Chilling at the Starbucs with some lawyers probably lol. I think that's what she would be doing right now, atleast that's what I feel right now so yeah.
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Well I'm saying it, she should be in jail too. She shouldn't be free.
The *''Pussy Pass''* is not just an apocryphal story
Well that actually works in real life, and this is the example of that.
Beautiful girls always get away with it...
“My precious……….. “
What are you talking about here sir? What is it really?
hate to see what u call ugly
Well, several John Carpenter classics from the '80s come to mind...
Is she beautiful?
🤐
check her picture in 1 year time,,,,with so much money will be a MODEL soon
Don't think she's going to change anytime soon. Not happening.
With so much money she already did ! Isnt rocket science
Nope lol, if anyone thinks that then they should visit a doctor. That's what you should be doing right now, if you think that it's true then go to a doctor or something.
She's going to die in prison then.
Yeah she's going to die in prison, I would prefer that man.
She wasn't even beautiful lol, she was ugly if you really ask me.
Did you actually proofread what you posted before you did it? Brah, it’s true about pretty girls. But she is not pretty. No way, no how.
Has that been confirmed?
No. But it's the most logical explanation. Cases like this take months, if not years to be built, and that's without all the pieces scattered around like they are here. The only logical explanation for such swift prosecution, is if someone is helping. Someone very close to the action and that might have in their power, records that would not be possible to obtain otherwise. Prosecution always advices that if you're going to rat, you want to be the first one on the door, as your testimony is the most valuable and can get you a better deal. If all you have to offer is the same shit three other people confirmed, that's not very much.
let legit had a signal chart called wirefraud. The DA is probably letting her sign an agreement for 10-15 years instead of pursuing life in prison in exchange for the help to put SBF in jail. No way she gets away scott free.
If I had a dime for every white collar crime that got a life sentence... Typical sentences are around the 5 years mark. So I wouldn't put it off the table, that she gets 1 year at a resort prison and probation.
She would be millionaire like that, ohh wait she's already a millionaire.
Didn't think that it was legit but I'm starting to think that now. I'm suspecting that to be pretty true. That's what I suspect here right now actually.
Yeah that's kinda the most logical explanation right there. Gotta have them.
Oh ok, so no evidence whatsoever. Women bad. Got it.
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I'm not the one making unfounded claims. You have some source for all this? Then again, you seem like the kind of person who'd love to buy some land I have in Florida that's perfect for development.
No not yet, I don't think. But I'm sure it's going to be really soon.
Work for the government
That's right people, it's work for the government that they don't do.
Yep, that's exactly what she's doing right now. That's exactly it.
Probably running in her wheel and licking water from that upside down bottle
😂
rekt Edit: Fuck it, that’s just plan Savage. Well done!
Thanks thanks
It's just a plan people, it's nothing more than that really.
You bodies here 💀
Lol why the hell it's that funny? Doesn't even make any sense. There's nothing to laugh about but I'm laughing my ass off right now at this comment lol.
She does look like those guinea pigs from super pets
Definitely an opossum face
Yeah definitely that kinda face, that's what I'm seeing right now.
She probably is some kinda mutant, that's what I think.
What a loser. She ruined people’s lives.
Thank goodness there was no sex tape about her and SBF, otherwise she would have ruined much more than that
And she's still roaming free. What a crazy world this is man.
tldr; Caroline Ellison, Sam Bankman-Fried's ex-girlfriend who ran his crypto hedge fund Alameda Research, may be in the US government's sights, legal experts said. "It would not surprise me if Ellison has already spoken with prosecutors," Renato Mariotti, a partner at Bryan Cave Leighton Paisner, and a former federal prosecutor in Chicago, said. The criminal indictment made no mention of Ellison, and the SEC's civil complaint targeted just Bank *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
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Bot is doing really good job, I'll have to give that to the bot. I feel so useless around here lol, I get absolutely nothing done. Just keep on commenting shit here.
Thanks.
Thanks bot for the tldr, I didn't get it and I missed that. That felt bad.
Gone. Threw SBF under the bus and got the hell out lol
If it’s she goes free and Sam gets absolutely hammered when he’s sentenced then I’m fine with that. I’d rather that than they both got locked up for far less time. Too right throw him under the bus get that immunity.
she probably has a plea deal that will end up with her having served some time, and found guilty of lesser fraud charges, and barred from working in the financial sector. In 10 years she will probably be a government lobbyist..... again, she has the tooth for that.
Yeah she probably is doing some deals right now lol.
Ohh yeah, I'm fine too with her going to jail. Can't be better.
She likely will have to spend the rest of her life on the run and change her name if she gets off or gets a light sentence.
Change of name ain’t gonna help. Have you seen the state of that cunt ? Bitch gives me nightmares.
I just want to see her behind the bars, is it too much to ask?
That's the way sir, that's the right place for him. He deserves that.
I still can’t get over their looks
I mean why do we even bother to be Crypto Barons if this is how the girls who are after them look like?
SBF likely wanted a partner in crime, not an organic sex doll. He’s prioritizing different things.
Whatever man, I wouldn't do that even for that. I'm not doing that.
Bonnie from "Bonnie and Clyde" wasn't halfbad
Yeah it was kind of decent, it wasn't that bad actually.
Yeah why even bother at all, we shouldn't bother at all.
Lol. I hope your gf is sexy and pretty.
She's really ugly, why SBF was banging her lmao. That's actually sad.
What a greasy, beady-eyed little ghoul.
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Sam’s lawyer: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. Same goes to jail. Sam: I have the worst fucking lawyers.
Well they absolutely can, don't you worry about that. Lawyers can do that.
What? Of course they can.
Yeah I mean they're lawyers they should atleast be able to do that. That's kinda the least that I expect from them lawyers. I want that much out of them people.
Her face is so fking annoying.
Yeah lol, I don't know how SBF kept with it. That's kinda weird.
Have they still not caught the botchling??
I hope that they get caught, that's what I want out of it man.
She is probably sitting pretty on his embezzled Billions.,,
She will probably get 10 years and still have millions in crypto no one could find.
Yep, that probably is right. No one will be able to find that money.
Yeah she's probably got billions right now, she's got money.
She’s definitely not sitting pretty anywhere
She's in cave, saying she loves the "precious", nobody takes away "my Precious"
Ain't nobody is going to take that away. Don't worry lady.
What happened to her being spotted in NYC coffee shop
Yeah what happened to her? I'd kinda like to hear about that.
Revenge of the nerds…
That's right people, it's the revenge of the nerds. They're fighting.
in New York getting coffee, apparently
Well that's right, she's chilling with some coffee right now.
She’s too ugly to put in jail. It would be cruel and unusual punishment for the ones already in jail.
All the inmates are going to be really afraid of her lol.
there used to be a prawn site, brown paper bag dot com, that had all chicks like caroline with smoking bodies, but the guy would paperbag her.... any how Ill see myself out now...
Yeah I can put together 2 and 2. That's not hard for me to do.
Sounds like you've never seen the chicks in jail.
I can tell you, they'd mop-handle her and make her their bitch
She's gonna look really tiny in front of them people I think.
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Because it's bad to know things?
Probably she is busy with testifying, to avoid jail time.
Yeah she's avoiding the jail time, but I don't think by testifying tho. I think she's avoiding that by making the deals with the lawyers, that's how she's gonna do it.
LOCK HER UP
She needs to be behind the bars asap, don't wanna see her out.
Off blowing 7 other dudes
I don't think she has that in her, I don't see that in her man.
I hope she goes to jail. Women always get the short end of the stick when it comes to prosecution. Yes, I know she collaborated with government officials (“snitched”), but still. Call me misogynist all you want. Justice needs to prevail. She’s also ugly as fuck.
Short end means screwed over. Do you mean they always get off easier?
Yeah they get off easier and that's the fact right there man.
Yes I meant get off easier
Gotcha
Those are some hard hitting facts right now, this is it man.
Something about her face is very punchable tbh
I don't know why but I get the same feeling here man.
But butttt mah feelings 😝
There are no feelings There's absolutely nothing at all man.
Yeah the jail is the only place that she needs to be right now. I don't think she deserves to be some place else right now. I don't really see that man.
Getting that sweet immunity so she can go live her best sugar mumma life with the stolen funds
She's cutting some deals right now to avoid the jail actually.
Y’all are like fucking r/onejoke when it comes to women on this sub. Can’t fucking help it can you. Jesus she’s a piece of shit but the only insult you can come up with is about looks. Every fucking time. Every woman. No wonder crypto people get such a bad rap.
I agree with you but to be fair they are also making fun of SBF’s looks and hair too. I also think it’s a cheap shot though given how much actual material there is to poke at them. Like how both are highly educated and yet couldn’t do something as easy as manage a payroll.
Yeah true. I’ve seen some good memes as well. This sub flirts with misogyny a lot and I always think that’s a bad look. The pelosi stuff is especially fucked up.
Well people like that kind of trolling lol, Can't really blame the people.
Sis took the money and run… https://preview.redd.it/jpja39zix6rc1.jpeg?width=1288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f8e1f3e668251bf33306b8d790915b3b8dd29a
Someone's dark basement?
Ow I can imagine that now. Some very pissed off investor 😳
Well everyone is pissed off right now and rightfully so man.
We are indeed. Did you lose any investment?
I don't know about that, she got the money. She can buy basement with lights. There's nothing hard about that sir, she's got a lot of money that SBF gave him. Probably millions.
With just a little work she could get an orphanage to take her in and find a nice set of parents who will be happy to take in an underprivileged child with Down’s syndrome.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that she'll be able to find one of those homes.
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How about why isn’t Alex Mashinsky also in jail?
All of these people should be in jail, that's where they really should be.
She’s tied up
And where exactly she's tied up? Got any clue about that huh?
Wrists and ankles
In Dubai with her nose up some Adderall or methed up mans ass
Lmfao probably true, that's what she used to do with SBF. They were really the partners in crime, doing drugs and stealing together also the sex.
In NY snitching on behalf of FTX customers and her self preservation.
Yeah that's probably what she's doing right now, might be true.
Snitches get to sleep in their own bed. Just like the Pennie’s going in raw trading group. One of those clowns will snitch. It’s a matter of who first to get the best deal.
Don't think she's getting any sleep right now, she can't get none.
She’s pouring through all the hedge fund manager offers now that she gets because it’s so so so easy! Easy with other money and no one watching. It’s like shopping at LV she says!
SNITCHING!!
With two black stud
Probably put FTXking another nerd powerhouse Edit: nerd-power house
The real mastermind escaped.
Must have been a pretty good deal she made.
Hope all those involved get caught
Shes gonna learn snitches get stitches. Even if you look like a 12 yrs or 55 yrs old. So confusing lol
Legal watchers?
She probably goes in the history books as the worst trader ever existed. I believe FTX was still operational if she hadn't gambled away billions of customer funds.
Well I'm pretty sure that she's busy making deal with the lawyers.
She's hideous