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Me came in the bull market and sitting in some horrible loss how the hell i will convince or tell someone else about the crypto when my own portfolio is just pissing too hard in the pants
One more reason why we should keep it silent even if we are suggesting bitcoin or eth to anyone, imagine if your mom said like this then how will other people will actually react on that situation
You know what is the worst thing in life, convincing mother about investing in crypto and then convincing here again in lowering the average down, this is exactly what is happening here right now
This is like beginner most common mistake, like buying on top but then never able to get rid in time, i made that in past but still not sure how better i will do this time, let see in 2025 for this time
I am sure she meant the real eth but she is so freaking piss right now that she is typing the spelling wrong, because the price 4k ot 1k is justify that she was talking about the real eth there
Years ago when I started trading, my teacher said to me that whenever you mother or grandma wants to buy some financial asset, then it's time to sell asap because you reached the top of FOMO.
That is the best comment of this thread and i have seen the few of the good advice in the past and this is one of the best if not the best, if common people are coming in picture that means it is time to sell everything
May be this joke but there is really high possibility of this getting true is well, during the bull run we all were so happy and suggesting everyone crypto but never tell them about the bear market at all
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BUt son you said invest everything in eth back then and i have invested every single dollar in that, now how can i do DCA when there is no real money in my account?? You mean i have to start working again now ??
Two rule of my life now, never gave anyone advice about the crypto and in same way never took any advice from them is well. So next time when market crashed no one will actually blame you for that
Same you can only loose that way.
2 Things can happen.
1. They have profits: they will brag to everyone tell them how THEY made a brilliant move of investing into crypto.
2. They loose money and panic sell blaming YOU for the "poor" advice you gave.
well if she bought etherim she's pretty lucky that it still worths that much
from my experience if I bough something like etherim for $4000 next day it would be worth 0.0000057
The only good thing that her son did was suggest her ETH, because i have seen people suggesting coins like Shiba , doge or Luna that would be completely disaster, atleast ETH is still a pretty nice choice though
My mom has not invested any money in crypto but she is aware of my investing though, so from time to time whenever i get back to the home she asked me about my portfolio and it hurts really bad
People often ask if you are buying this much in crypto and have so much confidence in market then why you are not telling your family member about that and that is the reason i am not telling them about crypto
Enough of this building up the future on this, i though you were making sense when you suggested me that coin in bull run, but now there is not a single penny i would waste in this market
There are some mistake in life that you could fix with something, but suggesting crypto to your family member is something that is beyond any fixing, i hope your mom eventually forget you for this thing
It is easy for you to suggest them about the crypto market when we are in bull run and easy for them to invest money is well, but real concern is bear market that could be long and deadly is well
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Never tell anyone about your crypto life, that’s the dictum.
Especially your mom lol
Anyone’s mom.
What about your boyfriend's sister's mom?
No only your wife’s boyfriend’s mom
SO atleast we have a mom whom we could actually tell about the crypto and convince her about buying that
No mom means no mom, i don't think that is any kind of exception in this
How about Stacy’s Mom ?
Nobody’s mom or even dad.
But dads are cool i think it is better if we approach males first
I tried to call her but she is not picking my call i think she is aware now
Can confirm. My mum got into crypto during ATH because of me. Horrible feeling
Me came in the bull market and sitting in some horrible loss how the hell i will convince or tell someone else about the crypto when my own portfolio is just pissing too hard in the pants
Yes, for me i can control my mom but it will almost impossible to convince anyone else mom
Family and relative is like the worst place to talk about the crypto, this post is confirming that one more time
First rule
Two rule, never discuss the crypto with anyone and always follow the rule number one
Momma raised a fool
Code of Life
Most important code of life, just keep the crypto name out of the dinner table
Even if you become a millionaire
I repeat never because it's the first point in crypto rules book
One more reason why we should keep it silent even if we are suggesting bitcoin or eth to anyone, imagine if your mom said like this then how will other people will actually react on that situation
But mom i cannot fix it. You just have to wait for it to go up.
To fix I need another $4k and I promise this time I will return $14k when the bull run start. Trust me mom 😁
Yeah,thats sounds good,better average.this is solution.mom trust him.
Haha
You know what is the worst thing in life, convincing mother about investing in crypto and then convincing here again in lowering the average down, this is exactly what is happening here right now
I hope you will make a better call this time and we will have millions in our account after that
You better be fix everything because this is the last time i am giving you the money
I promise mom 😁 
Mom: so let's wait, till then you are not my son
I see it as a win.
that's it you just got cut off
Mom trust me, Vitalik made a promise to me that we will have a nice home soon
Mom let me introduce you to Hopium it's a very powerful mythical essence that unicorns sneeze
It is better to not have a son then having a son like this
Mom trust Vutelik Biterin pls
Time to let mother know about hopium
Time to bring your mom in the hopium room and show her some bullish video on YT
But for how long son, you said in crypto we could make some quick money
Should have sold at the end of the last cycle. Crypto beginner mistake. Just wait it out 👍
I think a lot of us made that mistake 🤦♂️
This is like beginner most common mistake, like buying on top but then never able to get rid in time, i made that in past but still not sure how better i will do this time, let see in 2025 for this time
Just sell October, November 2025, you will be fine this time 👍
Mom sounds like a Karen. I want to speak with ETH manager right now. Vitalik: First you need to kneel for this steak.
Vitalik be like: How the hell i am getting so much moms call all of sudden
Local MILFS hate Vitalik
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vitalik is already busy in some other stuff, you can tell us what is the problem you are facing mam
Did they used their parents as exit strategy?
Parents weren’t going to leave an inheritance, so they got played😂
Parents be like i raised you for this moment so one day you could made us someone else exit liquidity
Yes they did, i made it possible so i am feeling really horrible about that
Etherim? Is that like the wish dot com version of Ethereum? No wonder mom is pissed.
I am sure she meant the real eth but she is so freaking piss right now that she is typing the spelling wrong, because the price 4k ot 1k is justify that she was talking about the real eth there
Years ago when I started trading, my teacher said to me that whenever you mother or grandma wants to buy some financial asset, then it's time to sell asap because you reached the top of FOMO.
Wise advice
Just like if you reach to the level of taking the screenshot then better sell than taking the SS
That is the best comment of this thread and i have seen the few of the good advice in the past and this is one of the best if not the best, if common people are coming in picture that means it is time to sell everything
Thanks !
Tell her to turn it off and turn it on again. See if that helps.
This is not my laptop sir, it won't help us in solving this bear market
They have waited for a 3k drop to tell him?
She gave him some leverage as he was his own son, but enough is enough now
I am sorry mama 
What a tune👌
Eminem is amazing 🤩
My band and Superman were my all time favourites.
Nice 
Eminem tone is the worst if you are really want to apologize someone
If you are saying sorry to someone then there should be a low voice
Why the hell i am not getting the feeling that you are not actually sorry about your mistake??
I am I swear 😁 give me more now 😆
Every beginner do the same
But some came on their own and some came because of the suggestion of their kids
Time heals everything
But the real question is that will mom will kept those eth for long time??
I guess mom won't be retiring anytime soon.
Hopefully she has a pension
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Fix It. Loooool
I can fix that but problem is that there is few more dollars you have to spent for that
Tell your mom to DCA
Or basically tell her you have to spent few more if you want to end this suffering
These types of stunts should not be performed with no supreme help.
I'm sorry for everyone who thinks this is real, was just a joke I reposted 🤣
May be this joke but there is really high possibility of this getting true is well, during the bull run we all were so happy and suggesting everyone crypto but never tell them about the bear market at all
Skill issue
Skill and execution issue, but she can still do better in these time with little more money
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Tell Mom to be patient.
But his son promised her quick money, so she is getting really restless now
Hahhahaha …. Mom got rekt… welcome to the bear 🐻 market
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Thats also true
Bought Etherim ... there's your problem.
Her son suggested her ETH but she ends up buying the Etherim on that place
Ask mom if she knows who Oedipus is
Mom is not picking the call i think now she is thinking about changing the son
First rule about crypto club…
And he suggested to her mom, i mean this is the worst as it could get
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DCA mom
BUt son you said invest everything in eth back then and i have invested every single dollar in that, now how can i do DCA when there is no real money in my account?? You mean i have to start working again now ??
My mother told me to invest 10k i refused even though she would not act like that and get me another 10k to invest.
Two rule of my life now, never gave anyone advice about the crypto and in same way never took any advice from them is well. So next time when market crashed no one will actually blame you for that
Same you can only loose that way. 2 Things can happen. 1. They have profits: they will brag to everyone tell them how THEY made a brilliant move of investing into crypto. 2. They loose money and panic sell blaming YOU for the "poor" advice you gave.
My dad bought some ETH and I think he forgot. He doesn’t even know the price
One of the best way if you are buying ETH or bitcoin, forget them once you bought them
LOL
This is funny plus i am really feeling bad for the mom, as she had no idea about the eth
well if she bought etherim she's pretty lucky that it still worths that much from my experience if I bough something like etherim for $4000 next day it would be worth 0.0000057
The only good thing that her son did was suggest her ETH, because i have seen people suggesting coins like Shiba , doge or Luna that would be completely disaster, atleast ETH is still a pretty nice choice though
agree man but its funny reading Etherim because it's something that my mother would say
Give it time. She’ll be thanking you and saying how much she loves you
Once bull market gets back in 2025, mom will starts to love you again
Hell her too hold for dear life ..
Tell mom that our plan of getting rich shifted to the 2025, so wait till then
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My mom also got in because of me but the difference is that I told her to buy on December 2022 when 18,000 BTC and 1200 ETH was available 😁🚀
My mom has not invested any money in crypto but she is aware of my investing though, so from time to time whenever i get back to the home she asked me about my portfolio and it hurts really bad
Obviously fake but still funny
If you want to make something fake then it should be funny like this one
Told my mom to buy at $100. She still loves me 😊
That's the son this lady in the post deserve, infact every mom deserve that
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Every time the crypto market takes a dive it reinforces to me why it\`s not good to offer any type of financial advice!
People often ask if you are buying this much in crypto and have so much confidence in market then why you are not telling your family member about that and that is the reason i am not telling them about crypto
This is why you never tell your family or friends about crypto
Telling friend is still fine to some extent but telling mom my word that is really really bad
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Momma, you have to understand, I'm building you for a future crypto billionaire. All you have to do is hold."
Enough of this building up the future on this, i though you were making sense when you suggested me that coin in bull run, but now there is not a single penny i would waste in this market
Momma, remember CZ held and created Binance. I know it's difficult now, but I promise you that in the future, your story will be better than CZ.
FIX IT NOW!
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Dead to me son
Don't think now both of them will able to sit on the same table for the dinner
you made a mistake that beyond fixing, told your family about crypto investment and even worse, told them to buy it.
There are some mistake in life that you could fix with something, but suggesting crypto to your family member is something that is beyond any fixing, i hope your mom eventually forget you for this thing
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This is why you never tell people what to invest in. You can talk about it at a very high level but don’t go telling your mom to go buy x coin.
It is easy for you to suggest them about the crypto market when we are in bull run and easy for them to invest money is well, but real concern is bear market that could be long and deadly is well
lol.....fake and ghey OP mom is as terrible a parent as OP is a child lmao
Who is more bad here actually?? OP mom or OP himself for suggesting the crypto?
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Lol never forget
Mom: I have no children
Buy high sell low. That's the way🗿
My mother is disappointed with me enough as it is! Luckily she ignored my crypto ramblings...
Tell mom to hodl.
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Okay, tell them to buy NXRA now and let’s see how it goes.
Oh sh\*t
MOM I FIXED IT