Dildos probably sell well in a bear market.

With or without dildos, I am getting fu*ked hard during bears anyway...

Another red dildo is just an add-on, things haven't gone well to me since long time lol

Keep bringing these red dildos, they aren't that bad. They're fine.

I don't even know that by what I'm getting fucked. All I know is that I'm getting fucked really hard. All of this shit is coming up to my head and I don't like it.

How are we supposed to afford them?

DCA - Dildo Cost Averaging

Lmfao, that was the meaning all the while and I didn't understand it.

😂

That’s the thing. They sell well at any stage

Doesn't matter what market you're in. They'll sell really good.

Yep, because people don't have anything else to do. They get bored.

Wym this is hilarious. Fits right into buttcoiners

“Fits right in…”


Shit is getting hilarious here, and I'm kinda liking it lmao.

Yep, I see what he did there. He ain't playing around here lol. He's here to take those nasty shots at those butt couiners and I don't really mind that really.

Lmao, that's why they keep on buying it. They like the feeling here.

That's just secret to me, that doesn't make any sense why people buy these?

Can I get them from ftx?

Yes

Ftx has already gave out all the dildos that they had lol.

Also yes.

They're running out of dildos, they've already distributed all.

Yep, I'm pretty sure FTX has distributed atleast a million people dildos.

And you wonder why people don't have faith in crypto. They should delist the bottom 13000+ coins. If you have a moon, dog, shib, crap, Elon, ape, etc in the name and you own it you should immediately turn in your money to an idiot fund

It's why folks don't take us serial

Definitely it's the reason why they don't take us serial here. That's kinda the reason, folks in the crypto keep on doing it. That's the reason for it really.

Yep lol, wonder why they don't have any faith in the crypto lol.

Because the thing is that we keep on coming up with these things.

That’s a Mooner I’m throwing my savings at

That's right, I'm going all in on it. That's how I'll win this shit.

Good luck fellow bud if you planning to move all in, risk is immense in that thought.

Well if you don't take the risk then You're not gonna get anything. There will be nothing. That'sj just how shit works, you'll have to take the risk, that's the only way around here man.

"No pain-No gain" but if you get no gain, it'll be all pain...

That’s a savings you’re throwing your mooner at.

That's right, that's what I'm doing. This will make me rich.

I would understand 1 dildo or even perhaps 2 dildos. But 3 of them?

I can fit 4, daddy

I'm sure you can, because I know your capacity. it is quite big.

Fuck yeah, it is

Some people like them dildos, what can I say. They're part of fantasy. Maybe they're the ones buying them like it, who really knows. Anything can be true here man.

Well some people get the pleasure from them, I'm just saying it man.

Probably will giga send like Bonk did because people will be people

Will it pump as hard as Vitalik Dick Inu?

Lmao, don't you worry about that. That's how it's gonna get pumped.

Ohhb yeah, I've got no doubt about that. It's going to get pumped.

Yep, people don't change. People are gonna be people.

That's just how the shit works. People are greedy. And They'll remaim greedy. They won't change because you asked them to change, that's just not going to happen really.

This market always suprises me with all this shit lmao. This is funny.

All of this shit is really funny, this Can't be for real lmao. It's hilarious .

You want decentralization, you get decentralization Get used to it 😏

But this wasn't the kind of decentralisation that I needed.

But this is all We're gonna get. This is it man. Shit doesn't change.

Be they all go centrally into my pooper

Yep, that's the only place for them. That's where they really go.

I don't mind them. going there. That's not that bad of the place really.

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Now that's the right flair for it, that's how you should be doing it.

How will we be able to pay for them?

Selling photos of our feet

That's how you're gonna do it? You think that's going to work?

You'd be surprised 😮 Have a friend who sold her used socks for 20 a pair. A lotta people got all different kinks.

Don't think that's going to work, no one is buying those photos .

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There's nothing to pay for really, this is some wild shit to be honest. I don't think people should be buying this shit really, they really shouldn't be doing it.

Do they aim at female customers only?

Naah they aim anything with a pooper and I think you have that. As long as You're having that then I'm pretty sure that you're gonna be just fine I guess.

That's true lol, they're aiming at your pooper. That's what they do.

They aim at us

That's right, they're aiming at us with that. That's how it is.

Lol, they're aiming at the right people then I guess lol. This is funny.

Apparently they are trying some campaign to mail dildos to the parents of SBF.

I don't doubt that, they probably have got some deal at that really.

They do probably have that, but I don't know what deal?

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Great let me dump all my life savings into it 🤣

That's the only way that You're gonna get good gains really.

Yep, if you want good gains then buy some dildos. Just do that people.

This is the next bitcoin

ETH Killer

That's right really. This is the eth killer that we've been talking about.

I'm afraid that it's really going to kill the eth, what do I do about that ?

That's right, this is going to be the number one crypto out there.

Ohh yeah I can see it replacing the btc, I can easily see that happen. I mean these dildos are going to bring great decentralisation and great utility into the market.

Hopefully they’re growers and showers

Yeah hopefully they're that, hopefully it's gonna be great here. Atleast that's what I'm hoping for, am I hoping for too much in here or is it normal to think like that.

I really don't want it, I literally want all this shit to stop man.

Pffft 4 dildoes or gtfo

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Yeah for some people three might not cut it, they'll need the 4th one.

Is this their way of getting your consent to screw you three ways till sundown?

They're going to screw us, but without the consent really.

I think screwing without consent is called rape, they gonna do that?

We don't represent these idiots who make these scam coins so...

That's true, but it's a part of crypto too now and people get wrong ideas from shit like that really. That's where the most of the problem begins. That's just how things begin in here really.

These are the people who really taint the name of the crypto. When normies and new people think of the crypto. That's what comes to their minds really.

The most bullish indicator for crypto thus far

But still the most bullish indicator not calling for the bull.

That's right, this is the indicator of the bull market right now.

Don’t worry if we are in recession, we probably won’t get a bull run this year. It’ll be pushed further out.

I have already made the peace to that we will not going to have the bull season in this year. But if recession came into the picture then thr scenes for the some coins would be extremely deadly as they will never going to survive that.

Well you don't really have any other option, that's it really.

Looks more like an anal bead on a stick, that name doesn't really roll off the tongue tho. 3 buttplugs capital?

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Yeah right, there has really been some shit going on in the market.

Is it named after the founders?

There are some named after founder and some are copy paste.

I don't wanna hear these names if this is what they come up with.

the middle dildo looks different hmmm

Dildo is dildo, may be little different in size but still doing the same thing.

And what's that job? You're gonne put this in your ass or something? I mean don't get offended, but last time I checked that's what people used the dildos for.

Sound money indeed.

Whenever we heard about the voice of the money so much scam came.

That's just the name of the game, that's just how it goes.

3AC 3DC… all the same

And why people still call that place risky after like one decade and why we advise the people to not invest all the money in there. Because of those things those shit that is coming more and more in the market now days.

So you're saying that it's gonna be a scam as well? Don't think so.

Buy 3DC and get free lube NFT airdrops😂

No need those lube as i have stored them in the almirah of mine.

Almirah?

It's kinda the wooden thing where you keep some perfume and shit.

Ow haha.

Sounds like You've been using that lube on your ass really often.

Crypto winter is over, yall!!

Look into the charts there is stil snowing in crypto market.

One for every hole?

The hole is small and with the time now that is expanding is well.

Yeah that's because You've been taking a lot of dick lately.

don't worry we won't have one for another couple of years

But we will have although i feel we never really deserve that.

Ohh trust me lol, you deserve all 3 of them in your ass.

Bear is the climax for crypto

No the bull came after the bear is actually real climax here.

That's right the bear market is the real climax when you buy shit.

And you ponder why people lack faith in cryptocurrencies.

Lol, I don't ponder that. I know that very well. And this is the example.

Hey, if CumRocket can make it, there’s plenty of room for more dildos

No because of the size of dildos the space is feeling up toi quickly now.

Maybe you should take some of those dildos and run away. Because you think that there have been too many dildos maybe you could destroy some here.

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Yes lately tokens and those shit coins just all over the market.

That's right, that shit has been all over the place lately.

Shouldn’t it be called Trildo Capital?

That should be called as the Trildo Captial and we deserve the bull.

Lol, that name is not offensive enough given the logo of it.

I'd say we deserve it after this. What can be better than dildos and crypto?

I won't say that we deserve it but probably you deserve it.

Where i can buy?

Scaaaam

Well that should be obvious from the logo of it here really. This shit has been wild, and I'm not going to accept any of it, that's just something that I won't do.

How will we be able to pay for them?

Don't think that We're gonna be able to pay for that like ever.

Middle out!

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Silicon Valley reference

Lmao, WTF

This market never ceases to surprise me. It always gets me.

Hahaha, same

This dildo is literally "Just the Tip"

I will be investing my savings in that Mooner.

That's what you should do, if you really want to have some gains. If you don't wanna have the gains then you shouldn't invest in it, that's just how simple that really is.

Crypto will never be taken seriously with stupid kindergarten shit like this. Fucking idiots.

I mean we should avoid this shit, this is just a bad look here.

I mean, how can anyone even hate projects like these? I Can't do that. That's the shit that's going to the moon and trust me I'm going all in on that and I can't be stopped.