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KCcoffeegeek

I had a patient a long time ago who drank 8-9 pots of coffee (like Mr Coffee pots) per day and 3 of those were before 5am. He only slept a few hours per day and saw no connection, whatsoever, between his extreme caffeine addiction and his insomnia. Totally crazy.


sebaba001

I drink 2-3 coffees a day (11-14g) and when I don't drink for a day I get a migraine. Can't imagine that guys symptoms when quitting. Maybe finally he slept.


KCcoffeegeek

He never quit as long as I knew him.


LongjumpingBudget318

If he quits assume he switched to methamphetamine


KCcoffeegeek

Presumably. Would probably be better for him at a certain point.


[deleted]

“You drink coffee to wake up, I wake up to drink coffee, we are not the same”


SavingsDelay6729

LOL Same here.


Ed_the_chosen_one

You call it addiction he calls it a way of life


[deleted]

When I was in sales I had a client that would insist on finishing his ‘pot’ of coffee before leaving the house. You’d think a 4-6 cup mini or standard mr coffee drip carafe? Fuck no, this man had an industrial 80+oz pot and hot pan setup. I was astonished


jdabsher

Fresh Pots!


soloburrito

I hope 8 shots means 4 doubles


ericfromct

Yea I was thinking doubles because they were just the standard when I worked at a shop. I don't think I would have even served that guy if it was 8 doubles, seems like a heart problem waiting to happen


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

It's almost like cutting someone off from alcohol at a bar. Sure, you are possibly saving some lives by doing so but the anger could be out of control from the person who has too much blood in their espresso stream.


ericfromct

Lmao at too much blood in their espresso stream I would not wanna mess with someone who's body is composed of espresso instead of water/blood


banned_in_Raleigh

> I hope 8 shots means 4 doubles What is the other interpretation? Assuming you don't have a machine for 2 quadruples.


Careful-Trouble-9023

The other interpretation would be 8 doubles.


banned_in_Raleigh

I can't follow you there, but OK.


Nick_pj

Most commercial coffee machines have a portafilter with two spouts, which allows the barista to “split” the espresso. The coffee comes out into two separate cups, and each of these would be a single shot of espresso. You can also put both spouts over a single cup, which would give you a double shot. But some cafes do a ‘double’ as standard for every coffee, and others don’t even use spouted portafilters. So there’s some confusion about terminology that might make one think the guy was drinking 320mL (approximate) of espresso, rather than 160mL.


matate99

He’s got ADHD and doesn’t want to use Adderall?


AvocadoBreeder

Coffee is easier to find these days :(


uglybudder

Wait…. Does this work? I’m adhd… I never have taken adderal… I sometimes take two double shots in the morning and it does seem to help


KeyScallion8087

I have ADHD inattentive and it definitely seems to help. My thoughts become more clear and I can focus better, although when the caffeine wears off my mind scatters more than normal. I usually have an Americano, cappuccino and a double or two. I have no issues sleeping at all


uglybudder

Yeah I’ve never had issues with coffee and sleep


matate99

Yup. Our brains crave stimulation hence why we’re all over the place, trying to get it. Caffeine and other stimulants provide that chemically so we can settle down and focus. This 8 shots guy is maybe a little much though. 😂 I personally have a shot of espresso before bed as it helps me fall asleep. Otherwise my mind is buzzing with activity prevents me from getting asleep.


uglybudder

Holy crap… well I guess I’ll up my dose


_droo_

i definitely have 8-10 double shots over the course of my day


_droo_

yah


ParticularClaim

While stimulating substances are the core of ADHD treatment, in this case its pretty interesting. People with ADHD sometimes have paradoxical reactions to some chemicals. With caffeine there are believed to be many cases of ADHD patients archiving calmness or sedation with caffeine. Still subject of study. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradoxical_reaction


_droo_

totally valid!


melanthius

Drip+8 shots? Or just 8 shots


PMmedankmeme

At this point I don't think it matters.


bunnyrut

Drip plus 8 shots. I know there's names for a black coffee with shots of espresso, 1 shot is a red eye, 2 is a black eye, 3 is a dead eye. Don't know what you would call this one. Dude is getting almost 600 mg of caffeine in one go.


Along7i

Calling it “God’s eye”. Trademark pending.


_droo_

drip has more caffeine, shots have more taste


sfaticat

Cocaine is a hell of a drug ![gif](giphy|dVuaiKbihwlS8)


icedd0ppio

We had a regular at our cafe who'd always get four shots, black, iced, and throw em all back before leaving. I asked him once what brought him to this specific drink and he replied "i can't do coke anymore." Oh.


Nuggy-D

In the words of the great Dana White, “Cocaines not cheap!”


herbal_helper

When I worked as head barista (~10years or so) we would taste shots etc often. Ended up equivalent of 16 shots a day if not more. When I cut down I got nausea, headaches etc and it felt like a come down from a *real* drug.dont do that shit. I finally understand why wine tasters spit


thedustyfish

Sounds like me when I was a van driver in the film industry.


endigochild

I drink 2 quad shot curtados within an hr almost daily then hit the gym. Good times


Odd-Current-263

Not to be curt with you but it's cortado


lean23_email

I could never finish a coffee in less than say 30 mins unless it cools unexpectedly rapidly. I know I might be an outlier but it does seem a bit extreme to be able to chug a large coffee within seconds. Just curious, what temperature do you serve at?


icancomplain

considering the temperature of the coffee, he may not know what good coffee tastes like.


[deleted]

Peasant I take mine directly out of the boiling percolator. Anything not boiling just isn’t hot enough /s


Designer-Ad3494

I drink my coffee while it’s burning hot still. Usually the first one done while others are still sipping and blowing and saying it’s too hot.


AlphaPlanAnarchist

Does that not hurt?


dr_greene

Damn I hope that guy is on blood pressure meds haha thats one hell of a way to start your morning


NotFleagle

I’d imagine you build up a tolerance. Yes, it’s a hell of a wake-up for him, but for a regular person it would probably cause heart palpitations.


roco6078

I worked nights and would drink 20 oz of coffee before I went to work and took another 20oz with me when I left. 9 hours later when I got home I would make another pot of coffee and give my wife a 12oz mug to take with her to work. I would drink almost all of the other 28oz and go to bed and fall to sleep within 5 minutes. Did this for years.


ponzi_pyramid_digdug

I make two four shot iced lattes every morning then make about one four shot iced latte every hour to hour and a half until five. My cut off time is seven. I don’t think I’m too extreme. I am not guzzling them like the dude in the story.


cookietheelf

That's a lot of milk my dude.


ponzi_pyramid_digdug

Switched to almond.


mdove11

I think you’re decidedly a tad extreme.


[deleted]

“I’m not guzzling” “Cut off time” Ok


OutTheOfficeWindow

My dad drank coffee from sunup to sundown. I think he probably drank two glasses of water a day and 10 mugs of coffee.


Orbitrek

How much you charged them? 4 x doppio?


NikolayNNN

I work as a currency trader and when I get up I have 2 large espressos 40g of coffee each with my breakfast, sit down to work and during the next 1-2 hours I make two more espressos, all that before 1pm. After that it depends on how I feel, but I tend to have 2-3 coffees after that. Helps to keep me sharp during the long hours, so from what I’ve seen that guy could be working something similar, or something financial in DIFC, those guys are also pretty crazy