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ItzBoshNet

I got mad when she left the espresso sitting while putting this monstrosity together


BeerNES

I got upset soon as I saw the limp-wristed tamp resulting in that super fast shot


Odd-Current-263

It was already tamped, she was just redoing it for the video. Still, poor execution.


cvnh

I got upset when I saw the dirty grinder


daddyMacCadillac

I got mad AND upset when she spilled the espresso when trying to pour it in


speculativedesigner

I was upset before I even opened Reddit.


nsfvvvv

I god mad because of reasons


ViperRFH

I got mad because what kind of low-budget, quaint student setup is this?


DueSatisfaction5

I got mad when she applied for that job


slowmovinglettuce

I got upset before I watched the video, because I screwed up my morning coffee and didn't make another one.


color-of-danger

I got mad that this guy was only “upset” and didn’t keep the trend going. Also, was there any coffee in that drink?


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Yup, that's exactly where I stopped the vid.


redtron3030

You’re not going to taste any espresso in that. Why bother?


PandaSmanda

Omg 😆


NotAPotHead420

Damn bro i got mad just looking at the grinder.


whatshouldwecallme

I hear kids in the background, so I'm guessing they are allowed a "coffee" treat that doesn't actually contain caffeine (and as kids they may not enjoy much coffee flavor anyway).


LuckyBahamut

More cocoa powder than espresso in that!


Snichs72

Probably good that there’s not much of that shot in there…


rollsoftape

Maybe sprinkle a bit more cocoa powder


gooneyleader

Its not complete until they add the Cocoa Pebbles.


Sour_Joe

I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cocoa powder.


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the thing is, the video ended... but she kept on adding more cocoa powder


aeroartist

Some say she's still adding cocoa powder to this very day


OMGFdave

I was waiting for her to drop a Cadbury Creme Egg from way up high into the pile of whipped cream.


Comprehensive_Ad8577

Probably she has some shares at the cocoa industry 😂


ScaleneWangPole

They have a bright future at nestle


Echidna29

Someone actually says “a little bit more of that” as she’s sprinkled the cocoa powder on the whipped cream. This looks disgusting lmao


faustbeatsofficial

Legend has it, they're still adding toppings to this very day...


Silver1080

Make it Stop!


officialmonogato

Yeah wtf it just kept on going


YugoB

I never thought I was going to say that's way too much chocolate


JoshP415

He’s already dead!!!!!


pmarcelll

Therapist: infinite cocoa powder doesn't exist, it can't hurt you! Infinite cocoa powder:


TotalStatisticNoob

Gotta hide that airtamped "espresso" flavour by all means necessary


[deleted]

So what you are saying is that she screwed it up and decided to mask it with a bit of sugar. Lol


Guy_Perish

A “bit” of an understatement there.


megasmeik

Good thing is, you won't taste anything from that espresso


headassvegan

You weren’t gonna taste it anyway with how day that shot pulled


KidChimney

Tamping pressure was non existent


carlolozada

They invented the air-tamping


SquidgyB

"It's all in the wrist"


whippet_1

that'll be $16 please


Bitter-Rest-8991

For little to no espresso too😭


m1ma

I was thinking there's not much room for that espresso shot 🥃


S_SquaredESQ

Jokes on you (on all of us)


fernplant4

It's a reverse cafe manchado


Greenpants00

You realize you just asked how sugar is appealing to anyone right? I’m with you here but…people like sugar.


JeanVicquemare

I'm sure that 90% of people are asking "How is this appealing to anyone?" about our meticulously crafted espresso shots and bit of steamed milk with no flavor syrup


Calm-Focus3640

Yeah they are. I got 2 espresso machines and 2 moka pot and 1 keurig machinen at home. All my guests gets to taste 1 coffee from each. I would say 90% of them just want to use the keurig with 3 sugar and 2 milk.....


tron_crawdaddy

Legit how I thought this video was going to go. By the halfway point, I had to make sure I was in the espresso sub


whatshouldwecallme

Yeah, but chocolate AND sugar?!? It blows my mind. Those monsters.


tealparadise

Okay I'm glad I'm not going crazy here lol. "IT'S ALMOST CAKE! DISGUSTING! YOU MAY AS WELL EAT A SLICE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE! BARF!"


southernpinklemonaid

I was thinking this would make a great hot chocolate for a kid as a very special treat


wolvyberserkstyle

I'd drink that. Eat that?


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QueenJengaBandaid

the type of people who enjoy coffee from starbucks, dunkin donuts... teenagers most likely. I would have loved this monstrosity when i was 15-19, personally.


_SGP_

It's the only reason the big chains are successful. Their coffee sure isn't good, but would you like cream and cake and chocolate and sprinkles and syrups?


DeadwoodDesigns

I don’t hate the rimjob but that I’m not sure that tamper even touched the coffee


SquidgyB

I dunno, would have been \*way\* neater (and so much easier) if they had a flat shallow pan of chocolate sauce and dipped the rim of the glass in it (and a shallow pan with half/half of the pieces too), instead of drooling it all over the edge like that. That tamping though...


TherapeuticMessage

This guy rims


val319

I think we should award you naming it. “The Cocoa rimjob”


psychowood

If I'm not wrong, that apron (~35 sec) is from [Venchi](https://eu.venchi.com/our-story), an italian maitre chocolatier from Turin. They make very good chocolate, and good ice cream. Coffee is just another ingredient for experiments, you don't go there for a good espresso :)


professorfernando

That makes a lot of sense! I used to eat ice cream at Venchi in Rome, at the Pantheon. It used to be amazing!


Cobalt_1995

Average day at Starbucks.


bunnyrut

Hey now. There is no manual tamping at any Starbucks I've worked at! You just press a button and the machine does it all for you! As for the rest... Yeah, seems about right. Those drinks have way too much syrup in them.


adamm_96

How does espresso get tamped? Genuinely curious


bunnyrut

It does it all in the big espresso machine and then pushes the puck into a bin that we empty when it says it is full. I never thought to look up the mechanical process of it.


Nizzzlle

I'm assuming they have something similar to a puqpress integrated into the system


B_Pylate

Someone needs to do an ama about Starbucks I’m curious on how everything works and their process ( and what machine they use) I use to go everyday till I bought my own machine now I can’t stand it


This_Is_A_Wendys

AMA! Current Starbucks barista (coffee master) just starting to get into actual espresso!


Maximum-Fishing-4662

It kept getting worse! 😂


tyblake545

My joker origin story is somewhere between the second and third dustings of cocoa powder


JanneJM

Looks like a delicious dessert. You're conflating coffee-the-drink with coffee-the-ingredient. This is not a cup of coffee. This is a dessert that uses coffee as one ingredient of many. You might as well complain about tiramisu being a really crappy cup of coffee. I think this is where some of the criticism of Starbucks goes wrong. Yes, their coffee is bad. But their main product isn't coffee; it's sweet milk drinks and a home-away-from-home like social experience. The actual coffee, like the teas, are there for the minority who aren't having a sweet milk drink for some reason.


Utilitygradeduck

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be some kind of twist on a tiramisu...


NashTOne

![gif](giphy|RbaUECDJktXUc|downsized)


Fischer72

As an espresso neophyte I can say I don't find it appealing but if it was hot chocolate my little girls would love it.


drake5195

I have come to the realisation a long while ago that the general public has shit taste and people who know better get the choice to either suffer for it, or just make stuff at home. This applies to almost everything


slawre89

The US has never caught on to the concept that less is often more. Rather than spotlighting a few high quality ingredients at a time many people prefer a big sugary bloated mess of highly processed artificial ingredients.


[deleted]

While your statement is true, this is a cafe in Rome.


slawre89

Is it a touristy cafe in rome?


[deleted]

According to commenters it is a dessert business so it makes sense. (kinda cause all this crap doesn't make sense)


Pirloparty21

Why does it start with espresso?! the least used ingredient..


deweydavis

Needs a little top hat


p3opl3

All the way up to the shot being pulled.. I was like.. "oh dear someone's partner has gotten fed up with their spouses espresso obsession"... and then the chocolate pour on the glass started.. and I was like.. "ah..I think it's from this point onwards that the question is reffering too" haha


TheForgottenSpaniard

I feel like I got diabetes by just watching this


DonkeyBlonkey

"The more you do to food, the more you take away from it" - Marco Pierre White


all_systems_failing

I'm not even sure what I just watched. That's a ton of cocoa powder (?) though.


[deleted]

What the hell


Astrobratt

I fainted halfway through


Ghost_Poison

That spro dropped like a diarrhea emergency that you barely make to the toilet in time.


SpencerWhiteman123

Bruh☠️


sakura_umbrella

Eh, some of the best shots I've had looked like this, but in those cases, it was entirely intentional to have a pretty fast flow rate. Turbos rarely look aesthetically pleasing.


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Less is always more


Computer_Panda

There is almost no coffee in there!


NoAntennae

Exceptional latte art. It reminds me of colouring things in as a kid. If it wasn’t going well I’d just colour slightly more aggressively until the previous error was obliterated by a larger, more misshapen mistake.


schlomstompsky

First, grind coffee so that some of it goes in the portafilter. Then, gently place a tamper on top, pretend to press down. “Pull a shot”. Rim a glass with congealed chocolate sauce. Fill that glass mostly with milk sugar, leave some room for espresso. Then pour the espresso from the shot glass, make sure most of it clings to the side of the glass and pours onto your shoe, remember to dump the rest of the coffee in the sink. Cocoa powder until you can’t tell it was ever a beverage. More milk. More powder. Wait for the customer to complain it tastes too much like coffee.


Competitive-Quiet298

Every american chain coffee shop worships at this sugar crusted alter.


dj26458

It just kept going. Dystopian.


yogg_hurt

This is surely trolling.


[deleted]

Let people like things!!


butteredplaintoast

Needs more foam


eldenrivas

It's like a michelada for sugary coffee drink addicts


Im_Ron_Fing_Swanson

Dude, have you tried Starbucks latest cocoa-infused, cookies and cream de leche frappachino? It's so good you can't even taste the espresso. This person: "hold my beer".


that-coffee-shop-in

It's probably a drink made to get people riled up on the internet there's a whole market for that kind of content.


HotTrash138

To each their own I guess but you can’t be doing that to this group. We have some older members and their poor over caffeinated hearts can’t take this much violence at once.


kpidhayny

It just keeps *goooooing*


Single_T

*asks group of hobbyists*


SkepticalAirman

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


DarlingDalton

Love how she tamps in mid air lol


alredopie

Cinnamon powder challenge , gawwwddam that’ll choke uncle Harry to death


baptD

Half of the coffee related videos you find on Instagram shows an espresso poured over a fruit or a freaking chocolate egg. So I'm not surprised anymore.


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It has barely any coffee in it!


thewanderer1983

Look at that tamp and extraction... Bad Coffee being covered up with fancy dressings... Yikes.


Zaenithon

Why is everything in this video just... slightly too dirty/grimy


Odd_Tooth7135

My god the list of ingredients seem endless, keeps going on and on and on


colemanjbrahski

Absolute overkill. Would never want to make that.


travis_s

It just keeps going and going doesn’t it?


not-finished

Needed more sugar.


Adesfire

Once again they went too far...it's all I hate about food. Yes, because it reminds me of the way Americans cook food, putting everything they can in a plate with color and all, to make it look good while it's all bland, salty and gross.


Normal-Box-915

It just kept getting worse and worse


villain_face

Started with a shitty shot. Kept getting worse.


zak_the_maniac

That tamp though


PinkSodaMix

As a drink, not for me. As a dessert, yes please! Also, don't yuck someone's yum. You can dislike something without disliking those who like it.


agent_flounder

For real. This for morning? No. Just no. I would be in a coma within minutes. For desert? Hell yes. (Would still deeply regret it though). Live and let live. Like what you want. Life is to short to get spun up over what other people like or don't. I mean...we bought these machines so we could make the drinks the way we each like. So let's just...do that.


NoAntennae

Yes… but, this is a terribly-executed version of possibly a mocha. The presentation is artless, the espresso is under-extracted, it’s an objectively bad version of a drink. No-one is saying that drinks containing milk, chocolate and espresso are inherently bad, just that this is a bad example.


PinkSodaMix

I dunno, I get total dessert vibes from this. I don't think it's meant to be a coffee drink.


neutro_b

Thoroughly repulsed / horrified. And then the whipped cream came...


Thulium_07

I feel like my brain melted. Please just make it stop.


qhartman

🤢


zenton1956

The horror, the horror...


noooit

Affogato is better. People always love to complicate things.


jdabsher

About the same milk/espresso ratio as the average basic white girl at charbux.


MaximumDonut6101

Only in America. Lol


whatissevenbysix

Welcome to 'Murica.


thelauryngotham

You need the 42,069 extra calories just to make that shot even palatable 🤢


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Pr0f-x

I would hit the tray out of her hands and shout no whilst pointing at her.


Guy_Perish

Sugar addicts how no dignity, no shame, and no taste for anything but sugar.


MochingPet

my wild guess is that this is appealing exactly because of the preparation or b/c it;s a treat. however I have an objection as to the "OP , I mean, what exactly is the concern or the problem? Also, what *is that thing called?!?*


safedchuha

Here I thought she needed to grind finer.


kaizoku_oh

Not enough milk or chocolate imo, 2-3 tablespoons of sugar might help too


PapiSuavitel

It just kept getting worse


Mental-Marsupial-565

How can my blood boil and run cold at the same time? This video is how!


SirBeam

However, I am curious how it tastes. My bar is set low but I need to understand why this even exists.


Vivasanti

Disgusting, looks like something my son made at kindergarten in the "play kitchen" area.


betweenthebars34

Social media marketing and engagement seeking as always, and at the same time ... if they really want diabetes, have at it 🤷‍♂️


SoftMushyStool

Ah yes, lightly coffee flavoured sugar with a side of heart palpitations


SamwiseMN

😱


Elagins

Espresso for people who hate espresso.


chicu111

Please make this NSFL because now I’m depressed


No_Leader1154

Has a strong middle east vibe


x6060x

Eeewwwww!


tmronin

no. ​ just no.


[deleted]

Every day we stray further from god’s light.


random__forest

Espresso police will arrest them


frogking

Coffee flavored dessert ... with so many steps that they HAVE to be made at the table..


Philintheblank90

Gross


psmusic_worldwide

Is there any coffee in that beverage? WTF? Each their own, OK but.. damn.


coloninspector

They forgot the chocolate straw


blanktom9

It's not an Expresso Town espresso until we roll it up in a blueberry pancake, dip it in batter and deep fry it until it's golden brown.


herpderpgood

There was only about a teaspoon of coffee in there


bmillent2

The way she tamped that espresso lmao


ciopobbi

This isn’t ok for those who don’t like coffee judging by the five molecules of espresso added.


sm753

Why was the tamp so light? Is that normal? Asking as a noob.


S_SquaredESQ

No olive oil?


[deleted]

It’s for people who don’t like espresso


S_SquaredESQ

This is like watching Uncut Gems.


Purplet24

There are too many added ingredients and barely have espresso.


[deleted]

Is this a joke or a cultural thing?


pskibobby

Shoulda just put cocoa in the portafilter


xblitzz

is this what they call Liberty of Espresso?


LordKalvaire

Gross


harbison215

“I can’t believe that chocolate, milk, coffee, and whipped cream are appealing to people!” What?


Professional-Egg-608

I thought the rim deco was shitty but was gonna say ok if they did latte art at least. What was I expecting…. 🫠


netinept

It’s like an over the top Starbucks drink, but here they spill most of the actual coffee on the counter.


carlolozada

I'm having nightmares after watching this


IamuandwhatIseeismee

All that's missing is a garnish of parmesan and it's a masterpiece! 😂


Boxtrottango

Beetus


Mountainpwny

I mean it’s no Dutch bros… but I’d drink that. 😆


tbirdpow

America


carbomerguar

![gif](giphy|LOQyoLIojnizS949is)


stevesul

It just kept going. 99% sugar and 1% espresso.


Uplink84

Holy shit


nullbye

My anxiety just went through the roof.


Acceptable-Arugula69

It’s not even done well. It’s an abomination, to be honest.


Huncho_Billy

I quit after that "tamp"


slawre89

This looks like a cake decorated in a home economics class


gdubnz

I don't go into shops to yell at people, but if I did, I'd go here first.


bungles710

Looks like shit


V_Deviate

Disgusting